I Fart Media (@fullmetalrainman.bsky.social) / Redsky

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Gae

5/9/2025, 10:45:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Johnson is so deep in the closet.

5/9/2025, 10:45:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm pretty sure @katmabu.bsky.social did the same thing with a scavenger hunt for her campaign in Illinois.

31/8/2025, 3:21:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don't have to be so hostile.

25/8/2025, 12:32:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slimy sycophants gonna slime

24/8/2025, 2:14:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If someone makes a big splash in midterms

21/8/2025, 4:28:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean does anyone care what the full name of ESPN is?

18/8/2025, 4:08:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's easier to imitate the Macarena than Swan Lake.

18/8/2025, 1:58:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is there a pic of...nvm?

17/8/2025, 11:23:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've always related to her. My dad used to let me burn hemangiomas off his back as a small boy.

17/8/2025, 8:11:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inside the hashmarks, inside run, and inside zone are football phrases. Inside outside, inside pressure and pound it inside are basketball phrases.

15/8/2025, 4:37:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where was this school?

15/8/2025, 3:36:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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apnews.com/article/trum... Blondie fires Justice Department employee accused of throwing sandwich at federal agenti

15/8/2025, 12:05:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA ≠ math

14/8/2025, 6:27:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I felt relieved for a second and then I saw "rich" 😞

14/8/2025, 5:32:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Markwayne "ReBob" Mullins

14/8/2025, 5:15:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#AI #ChatGPT #Google #Gemini #Copilot #Claude #DeepSeek Who else enjoys talking shit to LLM's? #AITherapist

14/8/2025, 1:24:11 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now That's What I Call Random! vol. 1242

13/8/2025, 6:25:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think of all of MAGA whose family fought against America in the Civil War.

12/8/2025, 5:22:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A choreographed knife fight between Zohran's Cobra's and Cuomo's Guinea Pigs.

11/8/2025, 4:09:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks. I'm autistic and like trains so I would probably say I don't think I would have made it through the Holocaust, "ooh trains!"

11/8/2025, 2:34:28 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can I steal that?

11/8/2025, 2:30:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't wash off all the stank, save a little for the boys!

11/8/2025, 2:26:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're just normal men. We're just innocent men.

11/8/2025, 12:08:13 AM | 46 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What you didn't want to see titties in real life?

10/8/2025, 9:40:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm broken. Not like a cracked vase but like a bricked phone that fell in the toilet 🚽

5/8/2025, 3:24:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I was dead

5/8/2025, 3:46:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm guessing his dick is also receding

5/8/2025, 3:26:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recommend oxytocin

5/8/2025, 3:00:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI told me to kill myself 🤷

4/8/2025, 10:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes 👍

4/8/2025, 8:18:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least an old used up toothpaste tube isn't a person you traumatized, it's just a metaphor for that.

4/8/2025, 3:27:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone is a stranger

3/8/2025, 1:28:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dimples be dimplin'

3/8/2025, 1:19:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I took three people to see Life of Chuck in theaters.

2/8/2025, 10:06:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably a lady though.

2/8/2025, 4:57:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People tend to double down when their entire personality is built around something

2/8/2025, 4:11:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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State government jobs are actually featured heavily in the Incel Career Guide.

2/8/2025, 4:09:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who are we talking about?

2/8/2025, 3:57:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to hear a wedding toast where I'm someone's personal grammarian.

31/7/2025, 6:38:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whose therapy journal did you steal?

28/7/2025, 2:54:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then there's the smaller Snackpoop

27/7/2025, 3:04:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, I'm down for nesting with green beans.

26/7/2025, 3:33:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the best plant for cuddling?

26/7/2025, 5:09:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They do count.

24/7/2025, 5:28:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jewish women are sexy

22/7/2025, 12:51:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they still have Jake Browning?

21/7/2025, 11:32:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should be careful what we wish for. The guy who invented the word "humblebrag" on Twitter ended up OD'ing. 😬

18/7/2025, 5:55:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never seen a more soecific word that didn't eventually become a dictionary entry.

18/7/2025, 5:46:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soecific should be a word

18/7/2025, 3:03:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring back prunes in Dr. Pepper!

17/7/2025, 4:32:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👄🍑

16/7/2025, 1:05:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Orange Pol Pot

15/7/2025, 2:08:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😲

14/7/2025, 4:31:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crackhead copper thieves rejoice.

14/7/2025, 1:58:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"How is this about me?" ~ Donald J Trump, International Super Groupie

14/7/2025, 1:45:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know if this is sarcastic but I just bought an ocean drum.

12/7/2025, 5:05:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Cub Scouts we visited a paper factory where we learned The Process.

11/7/2025, 5:04:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the best veggie bacon IYO?

10/7/2025, 5:55:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤞My package is out for delivery

10/7/2025, 5:40:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ma'am this is a Wendy's (meta)

10/7/2025, 5:22:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who was your early inspiration?

10/7/2025, 5:15:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's why he got fired from BuzzFeed

9/7/2025, 5:16:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The alliterative aspect of puppetry of the penis is what has given it staying power all these years.

8/7/2025, 1:26:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree, the sexual chemistry between Lovitz' Chirac and Bill Murray as Mikhail Gorbachev was scintillating especially when Gorby started speaking French in the sauna.

7/7/2025, 1:40:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool story, bro.

7/7/2025, 1:20:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tabitha Soren plays the reporter covering the alien invasion where the aliens bring back Godzilla's wife.

7/7/2025, 1:14:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Actual names (@actualnames.bsky.social) reposted

6/7/2025, 3:44:37 PM | 74 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has he lost his mind?

6/7/2025, 12:41:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's the famous quote from Pope John Paul II, "of all the unimportant things, football is most important." All the modern popes seem to have a team they are dedicated to. Also, the dialogue at the beginning of German film, Run Lola Run. www.ncregister.com/blog/john-pa...

5/7/2025, 2:09:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is rizz 'tism a real thing?

5/7/2025, 3:41:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#4thOfJuly #fireworks Be safe out there everybody. Fireworks and Alcohol don't mix. A blown off pussy finger doesn't do a lick of good for anyone.

4/7/2025, 5:44:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear that stat a lot. I wonder, what percentage are reading at 6th-12th grade level? Does that study go up to reading at a college level?

4/7/2025, 1:25:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hold the basil

3/7/2025, 11:23:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was born in Uganda and his mom is Mira Nair, the filmmaker born in India.

3/7/2025, 10:43:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jinx

3/7/2025, 3:49:38 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With tears in his eyes.

3/7/2025, 3:49:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time moved slower back in those days.

1/7/2025, 11:34:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm guessing Mina won a nude egg.

30/6/2025, 3:46:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chat, we cooked. Time to build a bomb shelter.

28/6/2025, 2:20:32 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zevo near the kitchen

27/6/2025, 12:41:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melancholia, I seem to remember, got mixed reviews when it first came out but I thought it was amazing.

24/6/2025, 12:41:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Yurp" *Derps*

24/6/2025, 12:23:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least you two had that magical first week.

24/6/2025, 4:02:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least it's my pre therapy therapist

23/6/2025, 10:22:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tried emailing a few days ago.

23/6/2025, 3:56:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted

The Swan, No. 24, Group IX, by Hilma af Klint, 1914, 📸 by me

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Maybe they didn't consider room temperature cold.

19/6/2025, 8:50:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Host vs parasite divorce

17/6/2025, 11:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That home run to deep center was a no doubter. That would have been a home run even if it was a Christian baby instead of a baseball.

17/6/2025, 12:27:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the real guy.

15/6/2025, 10:55:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Widener morph into Winner?

7/6/2025, 12:17:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is Gandalf giving "eccentric theater director"?

7/6/2025, 12:14:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 1:41:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this a funeral for a restaurant?

5/6/2025, 1:16:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do you have to shit on Apple Valley?

5/6/2025, 1:13:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like Stalin

4/6/2025, 9:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

MattBodega (@mattbodega.bsky.social) reposted

185 pounds down in just under a year—from 380 to 195. Feeling really good.

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My penis was named "Hank" after Hammerin' Hank Aaron the former home run King of Major League Baseball in 2002.

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These are like crazy texts that crazy people getting a divorce send their lawyers.

30/5/2025, 2:32:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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