funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they too frightened to paint the other side?
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they too frightened to paint the other side?
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
In the olden days, the guard was utilized to help with rescues, clean-up and rebuild after disasters.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we can file this under "N" for "No shit, Sherlock".
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone made an updatable thread/post about events/disasters/rebuilding going on in the US that the National Guard might actually be useful for? Seems like shit's going on every day that could use some man(woman)power. Wouldn't Milwaukee like some clean-up or rebuilding help after the floods.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if musicians just spent their time making good music. We live in trifling times. It's pitiful.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Has this man looked in the mirror? Ick. And who tf wears their service medals like costume jewelry? Does the military even allow that? This dude is pitifully ultratacky on every conceivable level.
JoJoFromJerz (@jojofromjerz.bsky.social) reposted
…while water swallowed entire towns and families clung to rooftops, ICE Barbie was too busy running a pick-me contest on Instagram… open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
So...I should be receiving notice any day that my premiums are going down?
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
They should have called it "Seagull". Flies in, shits all over everything, flies out.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
A leaked Wall Street memo confirms that privatizing the Post Office would mean higher prices, mass layoffs, and worse service — especially for rural America.
Ron Iver (@ronnui.bsky.social) reposted
Notice how whenever they "curb antisemitism" by making an example of people, it's always university protesters who don't say anything regarding Jews or Judaism and it's never grown packs of white men marching the streets with swastikas.
JoJoFromJerz (@jojofromjerz.bsky.social) reposted
There are more kids with measles in Texas than there are Trans Athletes in the NCAA but you don’t hear MAGA out there talking about that now do you?
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social)
On this lovely spring day, I drove by a golf course where the Canada geese outnumbered the golfers 100 to 1. No titanium driver, be-stitched polo shirt, or yelling, dancing mockery could convince the birds to disperse. It was stagnant chaos. Conclusion: I aspire to the Canada goose level of anarchy.
Yodamonkey (@yodamonkey2.bsky.social) reposted
Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
So...fraud? These cunts are lying.
BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan.bsky.social) reposted
Raise your hand if you KNEW it would take no time at all for trump to fuck up America's economy. 🤚
Bruce Little (@brucedlittle.bsky.social) reposted
Three times last week, First Felon Trump said that the U.S. had given Ukraine “$350 billion,” which is lie and about double the actual amount. And he wrongly said the U.S. gave “$200 billion more than Europe.” Here are the actual numbers . . .
steven monacelli (@stevanzetti.bsky.social) reposted
REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social)
My neighbor's big, decorative windmill squeaks constantly. All day. All Night. I think I can hit with my .22 from here, but then it'll probably whistle too.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
The things that Hawaiians and North Carolinians were worried and ranting about (land seizure by the US government) is actually happening in Gaza along with a side of genocide.
JEFF (@jeffisrael.bsky.social) reposted
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Could we get a cost breakdown? Seems pricey.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the obviously fake Gucci belt for me. *gag*
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. Whoopsie-daisy, huh, Susan?
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
You know that. And now I know that. But ICE will have to show up and look to know that.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
An ICE raid would be a nice turd in their punch bowl. Please tell me you have a burner phone.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
It's interesting: 9news spent the entire (ENTIRE) damn day yesterday posting clickbait on FB to get the Nazi weirdos fired up. It's so clear they value clicks over truth. I left Meta and deleted 9news. The sewer rats can have them both.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Wtf? bsky.app/profile/kevi...
Laurence H. Tribe (@tribelaw.bsky.social) reposted
Everyone should read the letters the Las Vegas cybertruck guy left. The excerpts that most media are quoting manifestly understate the guy’s crazed support for Trump, Musk and RFK Jr. It’s clear whom the media owners are trying to please and placate.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
GOP: "We know a thing or two about perversion."
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean ... he lied through the whole campaign. Why did anyone think he would stop lying?
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
All those educated, halfway sane people in Dougco and they elected a FL nitwit spat straight out the titty bar. So gross.
Arlen Parsa (@arlenparsa.com) reposted
One of the proposed new Illinois flag designs, out of thousands submitted
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt: Hateful? Check. Can't spell? Check. Limited knowledge of history? Check. Tactless? Check. Me: Not sad watching him get his internet nuts smashed with an internet ball peen hammer.
Phillip Anderson (@phillipanderson.bsky.social) reposted
No pres, no single person, simply through their own existence, more exposed the hollowness & hypocrisy of the religious right more than Carter. Married nearly 8 decades, was profoundly religious, spoke & wrote about his faith extensively & DID THE WORK And the “values voters” utterly despised him
VoteVets (@votevets.org) reposted
Rest in peace to Submariner LT James Earl Carter Jr, USN (Ret). Carter, the only U.S. President to graduate from the U.S. Naval Academy, leaves a legacy of service. The USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23), a Seawolf-class fast-attack submarine, carries his name in honor of his dedication to our nation.
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
Please remember that President Carter appointed more minorities and women to the bench than all previous presidents combined. He was the first President to embrace the concept of bringing racial diversity to the federal bench. A key aspect of his legacy. www.washingtonpost.com/archive/poli...
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't forget about the whale.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
So basically the Trump Admin’s immigration policy is to increase the number of people from other countries who come in and take high-skilled, high paying American jobs, while deporting everyone else doing physically grueling jobs for shit wages?
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. Somebody get Homan's fat ass off the buffet line and put it on the front lines of his deportation jobro operation. I want the Venezuelans to meet him in person.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Sell your stock, haters. I'll buy it.
TheBossRoss (@thebossross.bsky.social) reposted
I thought you should know that in 2024 New Jersey, Minnesota, Illinois, California, and Maryland have all enacted legislation that bans book bans & censorship in both, school and public libraries, and protects librarians.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not a response to the healthcare system. It's a response to the. insurance industry manipulating and tanking healthcare to the point of killing people.Dude wasn't a healthcare CEO. He was an insurance CEO.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like he smells like pee.
Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted
The Nick Fuentes situation has to be the fuck around/find out scenario of the year
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
💀But u left out so much! Aren't u gonna call me frigid? Perhaps I'm even a lesbian? Ur not going to try to guess the number of cats I own? There's just sooo much wrong with me lol. If u throw cock like u throw insults,the number of unsatisfied women in your wake must look like a flooded cemetery.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Any other barely related topics you'd like pull out of your asshole? Sounds like you're scared of a whole lot of things. I bet a stiff wind would blow you over. Does your mom have to check under your bed for monsters before tucking you in?
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
It's men. 80%. That's 80/100. Here, let me put it in decimal form for you: .80. It's men. M. e. n. The group that commits 80% of violent crimes is men. No matter how you try to contort your way out of your sick fuck brotherhood, it's still gonna be men.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
He was too busy sucking dick.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Bootlicker in good standing!
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Come over here and eat my barf off the floor like the starving mutt you are. Then change that profile pic so I don't barf again.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
How much will they have to pay the Blackmail Artist-In-Chief?
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, well...that magically un-scumbags him.
Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) (@sadiehartmann.bsky.social) reposted
In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Catfishlips Longtiddies, I presume.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. They'll test that Starbucks cup they found for DNA immediately. Meanwhile rape kits nationwide languish in evidence warehouses for decades.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
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Brent Cox (@titivil.bsky.social) reposted
The timing is strange: following a number years of publicly celebrated murderers -- Daniel Penny, Kyle Rittenhouse, varied and sundry police officers -- people get their Shadenfreude on over a killed health insurance exec and all of a sudden society is terribly coarsened.
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
For those too young to remember the conviction of Native American activist Leonard Peltier, and the case for his release, here’s a primer from @amnestyuk.bsky.social. www.huffpost.com/entry/amnest...
Alison Malört (@alisonmalort.bsky.social) reposted
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
Ferris Jabr (@ferrisjabr.bsky.social) reposted
I was deeply disappointed by the lack of nature/science/climate/enviro on many major end-of-year book lists—so I decided to make my own! Introducing: ✨🎁📚 The 2024 Holiday Gift Guide to Nature & Science Books ✨🎁📚 Please share: Let's make this go viral in time for Black Friday / holiday shopping!
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Adios, ya sick sack of shit.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social)
Blackstone? Hmm. I was certain their solid financial standing was due to their cunning, cost slashing policy of refusing to give me a lid for my "to go" cup of water with my $20 sandwich. www.cnn.com/2024/11/19/f...
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, but if my kid could skip the middle man, I'd be okay with being chunks.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, the people in NC and FL don't need much more hurricane help, probably.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
6k is a good payout, though.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt has sex with children.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
👋
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social)
Jake Paul is something Mike Tyson will never be: the personification of a kidney stone.
funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent
T minus 6 months before we must, by law, post the ten commandments on Uranus.