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@funkhouse.bsky.social

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they too frightened to paint the other side?

24/8/2025, 9:29:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

In the olden days, the guard was utilized to help with rescues, clean-up and rebuild after disasters.

17/8/2025, 4:26:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we can file this under "N" for "No shit, Sherlock".

17/8/2025, 4:25:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone made an updatable thread/post about events/disasters/rebuilding going on in the US that the National Guard might actually be useful for? Seems like shit's going on every day that could use some man(woman)power. Wouldn't Milwaukee like some clean-up or rebuilding help after the floods.

17/8/2025, 4:06:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine if musicians just spent their time making good music. We live in trifling times. It's pitiful.

17/8/2025, 4:01:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Has this man looked in the mirror? Ick. And who tf wears their service medals like costume jewelry? Does the military even allow that? This dude is pitifully ultratacky on every conceivable level.

7/8/2025, 3:49:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JoJoFromJerz (@jojofromjerz.bsky.social) reposted

…while water swallowed entire towns and families clung to rooftops, ICE Barbie was too busy running a pick-me contest on Instagram… open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

11/7/2025, 3:36:07 PM | 1025 292 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

So...I should be receiving notice any day that my premiums are going down?

11/7/2025, 4:12:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

They should have called it "Seagull". Flies in, shits all over everything, flies out.

17/5/2025, 1:05:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/4/2025, 7:48:56 AM | 9 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

A leaked Wall Street memo confirms that privatizing the Post Office would mean higher prices, mass layoffs, and worse service — especially for rural America.

20/3/2025, 10:42:37 PM | 7537 3684 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Iver (@ronnui.bsky.social) reposted

Notice how whenever they "curb antisemitism" by making an example of people, it's always university protesters who don't say anything regarding Jews or Judaism and it's never grown packs of white men marching the streets with swastikas.

10/3/2025, 5:07:18 PM | 87 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JoJoFromJerz (@jojofromjerz.bsky.social) reposted

There are more kids with measles in Texas than there are Trans Athletes in the NCAA but you don’t hear MAGA out there talking about that now do you?

13/3/2025, 6:26:28 PM | 10963 2546 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

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12/3/2025, 12:28:17 AM | 73978 14086 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social)

On this lovely spring day, I drove by a golf course where the Canada geese outnumbered the golfers 100 to 1. No titanium driver, be-stitched polo shirt, or yelling, dancing mockery could convince the birds to disperse. It was stagnant chaos. Conclusion: I aspire to the Canada goose level of anarchy.

11/3/2025, 7:18:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yodamonkey (@yodamonkey2.bsky.social) reposted

Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞

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11/3/2025, 1:06:44 AM | 17280 5513 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

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10/3/2025, 2:42:28 PM | 34536 5024 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Secret Agent Number Six (@designationsix.bsky.social) reposted

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8/3/2025, 2:57:09 AM | 10564 4193 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/3/2025, 5:58:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

So...fraud? These cunts are lying.

5/3/2025, 10:48:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Yep, it’s hard to disagree with this.

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5/3/2025, 6:12:08 PM | 34243 7688 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan.bsky.social) reposted

Raise your hand if you KNEW it would take no time at all for trump to fuck up America's economy. 🤚

4/3/2025, 12:28:02 AM | 20342 2249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bruce Little (@brucedlittle.bsky.social) reposted

Three times last week, First Felon Trump said that the U.S. had given Ukraine “$350 billion,” which is lie and about double the actual amount. And he wrongly said the U.S. gave “$200 billion more than Europe.” Here are the actual numbers . . .

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25/2/2025, 1:23:32 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture steven monacelli (@stevanzetti.bsky.social) reposted

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

19/2/2025, 10:04:06 PM | 32623 15331 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social)

My neighbor's big, decorative windmill squeaks constantly. All day. All Night. I think I can hit with my .22 from here, but then it'll probably whistle too.

10/2/2025, 5:21:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Collins (@liberaldreamer93.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Black History Month my friends 💙

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9/2/2025, 7:08:49 AM | 1025 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

5/2/2025, 6:31:39 PM | 69511 16127 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

The things that Hawaiians and North Carolinians were worried and ranting about (land seizure by the US government) is actually happening in Gaza along with a side of genocide.

5/2/2025, 8:04:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JoJoFromJerz (@jojofromjerz.bsky.social) reposted

So much winning.

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1/2/2025, 8:51:21 PM | 10445 2916 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEFF (@jeffisrael.bsky.social) reposted

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

2/2/2025, 1:07:47 AM | 34020 8011 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Could we get a cost breakdown? Seems pricey.

2/2/2025, 12:44:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the obviously fake Gucci belt for me. *gag*

2/2/2025, 12:42:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol. Whoopsie-daisy, huh, Susan?

2/2/2025, 12:33:18 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

You know that. And now I know that. But ICE will have to show up and look to know that.

22/1/2025, 5:58:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

An ICE raid would be a nice turd in their punch bowl. Please tell me you have a burner phone.

22/1/2025, 8:32:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

It's interesting: 9news spent the entire (ENTIRE) damn day yesterday posting clickbait on FB to get the Nazi weirdos fired up. It's so clear they value clicks over truth. I left Meta and deleted 9news. The sewer rats can have them both.

21/1/2025, 6:47:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf? bsky.app/profile/kevi...

20/1/2025, 1:21:34 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laurence H. Tribe (@tribelaw.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone should read the letters the Las Vegas cybertruck guy left. The excerpts that most media are quoting manifestly understate the guy’s crazed support for Trump, Musk and RFK Jr. It’s clear whom the media owners are trying to please and placate.

5/1/2025, 3:34:11 PM | 3497 1155 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

GOP: "We know a thing or two about perversion."

4/1/2025, 10:35:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean ... he lied through the whole campaign. Why did anyone think he would stop lying?

4/1/2025, 8:09:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

All those educated, halfway sane people in Dougco and they elected a FL nitwit spat straight out the titty bar. So gross.

3/1/2025, 2:21:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lakota Man 🪶 (@lakotaman.bsky.social) reposted

Exactly

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3/1/2025, 1:20:27 AM | 5183 1077 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arlen Parsa (@arlenparsa.com) reposted

One of the proposed new Illinois flag designs, out of thousands submitted

A flag depicting Abraham Lincoln using laser beams that shoot out of his eyeballs to burn a confederate flag
30/12/2024, 12:45:25 PM | 4684 1189 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Matt: Hateful? Check. Can't spell? Check. Limited knowledge of history? Check. Tactless? Check. Me: Not sad watching him get his internet nuts smashed with an internet ball peen hammer.

31/12/2024, 10:26:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phillip Anderson (@phillipanderson.bsky.social) reposted

No pres, no single person, simply through their own existence, more exposed the hollowness & hypocrisy of the religious right more than Carter. Married nearly 8 decades, was profoundly religious, spoke & wrote about his faith extensively & DID THE WORK And the “values voters” utterly despised him

Image shows former US President Jimmy Carter and former First Lady Rosalyn Carter standing side by side during his presidency. He has his arm around her waist and they are both smiling.
29/12/2024, 9:49:31 PM | 269 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam Schwartz (@samuelschwartz.bsky.social) reposted

I love Bluesky so much

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30/12/2024, 1:57:49 AM | 10419 953 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture VoteVets (@votevets.org) reposted

Rest in peace to Submariner LT James Earl Carter Jr, USN (Ret). Carter, the only U.S. President to graduate from the U.S. Naval Academy, leaves a legacy of service. The USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23), a Seawolf-class fast-attack submarine, carries his name in honor of his dedication to our nation.

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29/12/2024, 9:33:49 PM | 35588 6510 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

Please remember that President Carter appointed more minorities and women to the bench than all previous presidents combined. He was the first President to embrace the concept of bringing racial diversity to the federal bench. A key aspect of his legacy. www.washingtonpost.com/archive/poli...

30/12/2024, 2:18:33 AM | 22598 4405 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.

30/12/2024, 12:19:20 AM | 54254 10126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget about the whale.

30/12/2024, 6:58:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

So basically the Trump Admin’s immigration policy is to increase the number of people from other countries who come in and take high-skilled, high paying American jobs, while deporting everyone else doing physically grueling jobs for shit wages?

29/12/2024, 1:56:37 AM | 13663 3529 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol. Somebody get Homan's fat ass off the buffet line and put it on the front lines of his deportation jobro operation. I want the Venezuelans to meet him in person.

29/12/2024, 6:24:43 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Sell your stock, haters. I'll buy it.

28/12/2024, 4:54:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheBossRoss (@thebossross.bsky.social) reposted

I thought you should know that in 2024 New Jersey, Minnesota, Illinois, California, and Maryland have all enacted legislation that bans book bans & censorship in both, school and public libraries, and protects librarians.

27/12/2024, 7:41:29 AM | 20543 3451 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not a response to the healthcare system. It's a response to the. insurance industry manipulating and tanking healthcare to the point of killing people.Dude wasn't a healthcare CEO. He was an insurance CEO.

26/12/2024, 10:28:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like he smells like pee.

26/12/2024, 9:53:38 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted

The Nick Fuentes situation has to be the fuck around/find out scenario of the year

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25/12/2024, 7:47:14 PM | 11760 2180 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

24/12/2024, 1:36:58 AM | 32003 6734 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

💀But u left out so much! Aren't u gonna call me frigid? Perhaps I'm even a lesbian? Ur not going to try to guess the number of cats I own? There's just sooo much wrong with me lol. If u throw cock like u throw insults,the number of unsatisfied women in your wake must look like a flooded cemetery.

23/12/2024, 3:37:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Any other barely related topics you'd like pull out of your asshole? Sounds like you're scared of a whole lot of things. I bet a stiff wind would blow you over. Does your mom have to check under your bed for monsters before tucking you in?

23/12/2024, 4:46:51 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

It's men. 80%. That's 80/100. Here, let me put it in decimal form for you: .80. It's men. M. e. n. The group that commits 80% of violent crimes is men. No matter how you try to contort your way out of your sick fuck brotherhood, it's still gonna be men.

23/12/2024, 2:40:42 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

He was too busy sucking dick.

23/12/2024, 2:33:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Bootlicker in good standing!

22/12/2024, 7:19:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/12/2024, 7:17:49 PM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Come over here and eat my barf off the floor like the starving mutt you are. Then change that profile pic so I don't barf again.

22/12/2024, 3:32:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

How much will they have to pay the Blackmail Artist-In-Chief?

16/12/2024, 9:37:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, well...that magically un-scumbags him.

16/12/2024, 9:35:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) (@sadiehartmann.bsky.social) reposted

In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️

14/12/2024, 3:24:24 PM | 30784 3980 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/12/2024, 6:13:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Catfishlips Longtiddies, I presume.

11/12/2024, 2:36:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/12/2024, 5:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol. They'll test that Starbucks cup they found for DNA immediately. Meanwhile rape kits nationwide languish in evidence warehouses for decades.

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8/12/2024, 12:32:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent Cox (@titivil.bsky.social) reposted

The timing is strange: following a number years of publicly celebrated murderers -- Daniel Penny, Kyle Rittenhouse, varied and sundry police officers -- people get their Shadenfreude on over a killed health insurance exec and all of a sudden society is terribly coarsened.

6/12/2024, 1:48:28 PM | 281 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

For those too young to remember the conviction of Native American activist Leonard Peltier, and the case for his release, here’s a primer from @amnestyuk.bsky.social. www.huffpost.com/entry/amnest...

2/12/2024, 1:49:48 AM | 3808 1322 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alison Malört (@alisonmalort.bsky.social) reposted

It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.

A set of railroad tracks with parts of them set on fire as a commuter train prepares to cross.
21/11/2024, 10:54:11 AM | 21267 3553 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ferris Jabr (@ferrisjabr.bsky.social) reposted

I was deeply disappointed by the lack of nature/science/climate/enviro on many major end-of-year book lists—so I decided to make my own! Introducing: ✨🎁📚 The 2024 Holiday Gift Guide to Nature & Science Books ✨🎁📚 Please share: Let's make this go viral in time for Black Friday / holiday shopping!

A collage of book covers of new nature & science books. Featured here are Atlas Obscura Wild Life, Dinosaurs at the Dinner Party, Every Living Thing, Alien Earths, Becoming Earth, and Deep Water A collage of book covers of new nature & science books. Featured here are Frostbite, The Inner Clock, How to Kill an Asteroid, The Great River, The Last Fire Season, and Hoof Beats A collage of book covers of new nature & science books. Featured here are The Serviceberry, Not the End of the World, Nature's Ghosts, Meet the Neighbors, The Light Eaters, and Our Moon A collage of book covers of new nature & science books. Featured here are Turning to Stone, The Weight of Nature, What If We Get It Right?, Waves in An Impossible Sea, The Tree Collectors, and Why We Remember
27/11/2024, 7:08:28 PM | 9528 2672 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Democracy Skies in Blueness - Resist (@democracyblue.bsky.social) reposted

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23/11/2024, 2:34:51 PM | 28571 5418 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Adios, ya sick sack of shit.

21/11/2024, 6:31:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social)

Blackstone? Hmm. I was certain their solid financial standing was due to their cunning, cost slashing policy of refusing to give me a lid for my "to go" cup of water with my $20 sandwich. www.cnn.com/2024/11/19/f...

20/11/2024, 5:14:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Right, but if my kid could skip the middle man, I'd be okay with being chunks.

19/11/2024, 1:40:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, the people in NC and FL don't need much more hurricane help, probably.

19/11/2024, 12:46:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

6k is a good payout, though.

19/11/2024, 12:44:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

Matt has sex with children.

19/11/2024, 12:41:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

👋

16/11/2024, 6:40:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social)

Jake Paul is something Mike Tyson will never be: the personification of a kidney stone.

16/11/2024, 6:37:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture funkhouse.bsky.social (@funkhouse.bsky.social) reply parent

T minus 6 months before we must, by law, post the ten commandments on Uranus.

14/11/2024, 12:02:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view