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Aloha Stivo

@funkydrums.bsky.social

To paraphrase Tom Lehrer: Democracy is like a sewer. You only get out of it what you put into it. I used to hit metal and plastic with bits of wood for a living. AFM No DMs or porn.

created August 28, 2024

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Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, the GOP hasn’t had an interest in good governance for a few decades at least. They have actually gone out of their way to undermine anything that works well. This regime is what taxation without representation looks like.

23/9/2025, 7:07:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll sign on to that!

23/9/2025, 12:22:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

“News” programming. Sinclair needs to suffer and be broken up. Fascist thugs

23/9/2025, 12:17:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

22/9/2025, 11:23:50 PM | 12214 6245 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Giving vibes like Luca Brasi over here…

23/9/2025, 12:12:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Sinclair and Nexstar need to suffer. They are still going to preempt Kimmel.

23/9/2025, 12:04:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe I can send this to the IRS instead of my tax check this year. Test that theory and see how it goes.

22/9/2025, 11:56:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

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22/9/2025, 5:01:16 PM | 14814 5369 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M Meerkat (@kackbro.bsky.social) reposted

Gavin Newsom Trolls Chump......

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22/9/2025, 10:28:53 AM | 4209 1405 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

Well said!

20/9/2025, 4:40:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

She so sweet and has such a cute face. At least I think so. We are so lucky to have dogs in our lives. #dogsky

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20/9/2025, 1:42:59 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Just wait until all of the oligarchs come to buy your farm for Pennie’s on the dollar when you file for bankruptcy. We need a database to track distressed property sales and who is buying them.

20/9/2025, 12:11:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

“When you die at the palace, you really die at the palace.”

20/9/2025, 12:01:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

18/9/2025, 11:43:45 PM | 19757 10010 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh. Not really. I worked for Disney when he was in charge. I still remember him laying off thousands of employees just so he could hit a target and trigger a multimillion dollar payout. His stockholder friends rammed it through regardless. A broken clock is still right twice a day.

19/9/2025, 9:29:15 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

The Dutch know how to skewer a company for siding up with an authoritarian. Goed gedaan!

19/9/2025, 8:49:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

So kind of midway between volcano house and the old museum? Time to make another trip to bid island. Mahalo nui!

19/9/2025, 8:31:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this up near the old observatory? I haven’t been there since 2017 or so before the last big eruption. Pretty incredible how much the landscape has changed.

19/9/2025, 7:34:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s almost got it. They likely assassinated him and invented the situation since he was clamoring for the Epstein files. The nazification part is baked in.

19/9/2025, 6:06:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

Brendan Carr can suck it. The Word segment was very good even though this clip ends with Jake Tapper. youtu.be/ATxL1dLkPnY?...

19/9/2025, 2:22:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

So it turns out that tren de aragua was Tyler from Utah.

19/9/2025, 4:09:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

That was a kick in the Kikuchi. At least the Reds won

19/9/2025, 1:17:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget the Epstein files. He is all over them. That’s the thing. So many assholes in this regime would be in prison if they were not in power. Gloves off.

19/9/2025, 1:10:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

That union is my union. @afm-union.bsky.social ✊

18/9/2025, 9:45:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

The FCC added, “Misleading the public is clearly what Fox, OAN, Newsmax, and Sinclair do. Stay in your lane, funny guy!”

18/9/2025, 9:37:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz Shuler (@lizshuler.bsky.social) reposted

When big corporations enable the government to silence their employees, our entire democracy is at risk. The labor movement stands with @sagaftra.org, @wgaeast.bsky.social, and @afm-union.bsky.social in condemning the attacks of Jimmy Kimmel Live! and defending workers’ fundamental freedoms.

18/9/2025, 2:08:21 PM | 63 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Ottima idea!

18/9/2025, 7:42:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh. I’ve come across people wearing these while I’m at work and I ask them to remove their glasses if they want to continue having a conversation. A “fashionable” invasion of privacy.

18/9/2025, 6:57:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s been the plan all along.

18/9/2025, 4:42:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

What a dick. Remind me again which “news” outlets have paid almost a billion dollars for lies told? Oh that’s right… the same one whose “news”caster recently advocated for killing the homeless (same day as Kimmel mind you).

18/9/2025, 4:41:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

We all saw this coming.

18/9/2025, 4:29:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

18/9/2025, 4:28:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

The leader of a conservative think tank orchestrating plans for a massive overhaul of the federal government…. said that the country is in the midst of a “second American Revolution” that will be bloodless “if the left allows it to be.”

18/9/2025, 4:20:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/9/2025, 2:57:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

Yes! Stay on topic. Kimmel can be restored but this is the main point. Trump raped kids.

18/9/2025, 4:18:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

18/9/2025, 1:33:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

Hey @sagaftra.org @wgawest.bsky.social @afm-union.bsky.social

18/9/2025, 1:11:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

BSA - Bull Shit Artist Or SUP - Stand Up Philosopher

17/9/2025, 9:42:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

I agree either way the sentiment and am digging the artwork.

17/9/2025, 9:29:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

That comment earns a follow!

17/9/2025, 1:23:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) reposted

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

16/9/2025, 2:30:44 PM | 15223 8079 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m pretty sure that’s Mike Wallace second from the right.

16/9/2025, 1:07:08 AM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance taking over the microphone really makes it seem like the right intentionally took out Kirk. Silence the voice on the right calling for the Epstein files to be released while ratcheting up their rhetoric to incite more violence. This is their end game to finally go full authoritarian.

15/9/2025, 6:52:09 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

Despite the shooter being one of their own, they are desperate to use this to 1) shift the conversation away from the Epstein coverup and 2) incite more violence in the hopes to start a civil war as desired by their handlers (Putin & Xi, as well as the Yarvin & Theil types here domestically).

15/9/2025, 6:48:27 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Not talking about: actively advocating for.

13/9/2025, 11:53:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture it's Candy Love (@candylovely.bsky.social) reposted

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13/9/2025, 1:13:26 AM | 69 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Otherwise known as murder. A “news” person on a major media outlet just advocated for murder of the homeless. Will he be fired? Are Peter Theil and Curtis Yarvin just putting this crap in the prompters?

13/9/2025, 4:38:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

I guess it’s natural for groypers to support a groper.

13/9/2025, 3:59:26 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Did we nazi that coming?

12/9/2025, 9:40:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

What about the Epstein list?

12/9/2025, 8:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

I call Epstein.

12/9/2025, 1:14:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump as Kremlin employee of the month
11/9/2025, 9:16:26 PM | 60 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly, no. I fear it is working as intended.

10/9/2025, 10:44:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not only a doodler, but a diddler.

10/9/2025, 7:38:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

🚨Breaking News! New ICE recruitment video just released!

8/9/2025, 2:44:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking lied. A treasonous POS lied for another treasonous POS. Hang these assholes.

8/9/2025, 2:35:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

This Brewers fan is Chicago today. 🔩🧊

7/9/2025, 1:10:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

The same assholes who had their hands out after 9/11. My tax money went to subsidizing these companies. F them.

5/9/2025, 4:15:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

With stuff like this though, western states should ban travel to our region from states like Florida. This will kill people.

4/9/2025, 4:31:59 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Translation: “I’ve undermined the rule of law to the point that I will never be held accountable for my crimes.”

1/9/2025, 4:41:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

30/8/2025, 11:48:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Double rainbow?

Double rainbow over Diamond Head.
30/8/2025, 2:58:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

I strongly suggest that this entire regime go into the level 4 vault and huff some Ebola.

29/8/2025, 11:47:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

We would all like one.

29/8/2025, 2:37:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:37:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty cool watching the tribute to Ueck today. Willy is a class guy. I’ll always be a fan.

24/8/2025, 8:18:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Pedos covering for pedos.

24/8/2025, 3:07:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

cmarmitage.substack.com/p/i-research...

24/8/2025, 3:16:19 AM | 6 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

Depressing but accurate.

23/8/2025, 6:53:03 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Shout out to @local802.bsky.social !

22/8/2025, 10:16:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Disgusting

22/8/2025, 9:11:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh thank goodness… I still have a sense of humor. 😂

20/8/2025, 4:11:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

The S.S maga-ritaville? Choking back tears? If I didn’t know any better I’d say that this video is a parody. However, the sheer stupidity of the last 10 years or so has destroyed satire.

20/8/2025, 3:59:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Means little unless they have to admit it and repeatedly apologize on their own channel to their viewers. Fox paid a penalty but didn’t have to admit it. Look where it got us.

18/8/2025, 7:14:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

It came up during his performance review by Vlad

18/8/2025, 3:53:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

17/8/2025, 7:29:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a performance review

17/8/2025, 1:19:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

#brewers baseball is the only thing keeping me sane in an otherwise insane world timeline right now.

Brewers, after starting poorly, now hold the best record in baseball. Including 14-0 record in August. 🤯
16/8/2025, 9:55:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 3:15:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

What a way to end the game! Great throw. Great tag. I hope Ueck is similing.

9/8/2025, 3:13:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy smokes! What a finish!

9/8/2025, 3:10:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like the end of Tombstone when they give all of the outlaws badges. May they meet the same fate.

8/8/2025, 12:52:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chelsea Janes (@chelseajanes.bsky.social) reposted

The Brewers don’t make sense. www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...

5/8/2025, 12:03:42 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

Best #SanDiego burritos? Sayulitas is right up there, but bring your appetite. For the record, that is a full sized dinner plate and no, my son and I couldn’t eat it all. #burritos

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6/8/2025, 11:17:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad the GOP is a death cult.

6/8/2025, 11:13:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

44-16 as of today. Pretty amazing run.

6/8/2025, 2:32:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like a theme with these types…

Trump claiming to win a championship. Putin claims to score 8 goals vs. NHL all stars. Kim Jong Il claiming to have scored 11 holes-in-one on his first try playing golf.
6/8/2025, 1:30:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump “winning” his golf championships just like Putin beating NHL all-stars. Same vibe.

Trump “winning” his golf championships just like Putin beating NHL all-stars. Same vibe.
5/8/2025, 10:33:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Associated Press (@apnews.com) reposted

The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip. For the first time in its 90-year history, all major casinos on the Strip are unionized.

4/8/2025, 10:30:17 AM | 12317 3343 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Merde-lardo

30/7/2025, 8:39:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

I just saw him in San Francisco with Ravi Coltrane. Fantastic drummer!

30/7/2025, 8:27:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

“Bagpipes may be shrill, but at least they don’t incite insurrections,” one Edinburgh local said. 🎯

28/7/2025, 9:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, look. Another sitting GOP senator who doesn’t know how the law works and is actively protecting a pedophile and predator.

27/7/2025, 4:55:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Projection is their brand. When he mentions treason, he is referring to him and the rest of the GOP who have enabled a felonious pedophile to tear down our government and shred the constitution. Fuck him.

27/7/2025, 4:51:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw the twin in Paris a couple of weeks ago. Had a similar feeling.

Eiffel Tower with the Statue of Liberty copy in Paris.
27/7/2025, 12:46:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 12:44:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Archive as much material as possible. The GOP is trying to erase everything they don’t like. Their version of book burning

18/7/2025, 3:14:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

Hello Stockholm! 🇸🇪

Restaurant sign that reads: free beers, topless bartenders, & false advertising. Welcome! Stockholm skyline Djurgårdens
16/7/2025, 11:10:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social) reply parent

Pedophile Of The United States

15/7/2025, 12:35:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aloha Stivo (@funkydrums.bsky.social)

Things totally innocent people say. Don’t look it up; take my word for it. It appears that the American media (and any other journalist who has the opportunity to ask a question to him) can’t put these pieces together either.

15/7/2025, 4:48:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view