I feel like dying for sex isn’t going to win anything but damn that show was so good
I feel like dying for sex isn’t going to win anything but damn that show was so good
Really enjoyed the long walk but I can’t get over how wild it is to try and do that competition in chuck taylors
lol new kicker missing his first extra point is so funny
Watching the call on me video thinking about the guy in college who used to put this on while we made out. He eventually came out and that made a lot of sense
(Max muncy)
It must be crazy to be a male athlete who almost always wears hats or helmets and then have your bald spot exposed on live tv
I do not want to watch your podcast.
These idiots. They can make me so sad and so happy with emotional whiplash for four hours
Yessssss
they traded trey lance so fast but they won't move off the tormented kicker smfh
Defense still makes me happier than offense ever could
Wish anyone could convince Kyle to care about special teams
CUT HIM!!!!
Cut that fucking guy
I stg if Kyle does a press conference where he says this was Moodys best game or whatever bullsgit
Chris sims’ haircut is so funny
Isak! Isak! Isak!
Just make it all together!!
I know Oliver keeps making new music and so does Romy So does Jamie
I just want the xx to make a new record. Why do they hate me???
A dipshit Zionist is saying the Bay Area is too woke for her and I can’t stop laughing. Too woke!!! I want my friend to visit me but her sister saying it’s too woke is really killing me
lol cowboys but also fuck you cowboys
His name is rio and he scores against your man
Does rio have a song yet? Can we make one up to the tune of the Duran Duran song?
Seeing weapons later and I’m scared
How come it took them so long to make cleats that look like sneakers
My friendish who I haven’t seen in months asked me if I was at a movie tonight because she could hear me laughing and it’s like oh damn you got me
I hope this spleen man never dates again. His spleen! It can’t be trusted
As someone who almost entirely listens to sports and pop culture podcasts, I am begging them to not talk about Taylor being on Travis’ podcast. I’m the target market and I don’t care
In 2023 I made every person I saw watch bottoms and now in 2025 I’m doing this with sorry baby. Anyways you should be my friend. I’ll make you watch media at gunpoint
Should I be allowed to watch hunting wives on my phone in public? Y/N
Do you ever think about how some of your text messages are bangers and maybe you should tweet them out instead?? Lol
Do they make hot tub lazy rivers? They should
Help! I want all the new adidas Liverpool gear and I’m trying not to spend money
I just feel so happy when they actually beat Bobby flay
This is a level of cruelty I cannot even fathom. How anyone can do this to any human being let alone children is beyond me. Zionism is at odds with the future of humanity.
Happy to report girl talk has still got it. Me like yes I did want a Sabrina carpenter old dirty bastard mashup. Thank you so much
Man I really loved sorry baby
@statsonfire.bsky.social I think this podcast has the Purdy convo you’ve been asking for open.spotify.com/episode/38rh...
Truly can’t believe defector hasn’t written about jota yet
My brother keeps talking about aura farming and I keep pretending to know what it means
So nice to have chappie back
Logan’s curly mullet mustache combo sure is something
So hyped for Jurassic park in 4dx tomorrow. The it’s bad but fun reviews feel promising
Even when life is bad and Liverpool is bad, you never knew when you’d get a worldie from jota. Lifted you up. I’m so sad
I’m so sad I might die
Still in shock about jota. Fucking terrible
Me whenever I get to the VIP sections of SQUID GAME.
How are you not recapping????
I can’t believe it and yet here’s the proof.
One of my friends who is delusional about her home town told me Dallas would be walkable if the weather wasn’t hot. Lol
Jung hoo would have had that
I love him already
My youngest brother is coming to visit me in a few weeks. A lot of my family is shit but I love my siblings so much and I’m so excited
Do you ever feel like damn Landon Donovan just go to turkey and fix your hair so you’re not so hateful
Remember when the giants were lying to extend their sell out record?? That really killed me. Anyways it’s crowded today
Jurassic world dominion is such a bad movie but the first 20 mins is so funny. They should have made a whole now this doc as the entire movie
Went to go see materialists with Maya and it was fine? Idk. But as always I thought I was being neutral but then a teen came up to me after and said I agree with you! So who knows what I was saying out loud
You know how there’s the do something meme during any sport’s free agency? I’m imagining an equal and opposite meme from the team that says WE DID SOMETHING if it doesn’t go well lol
Do you think we have too many names for pitches? I feel like I have to learn a new one every day
Me asking the bartender to put on the giants game and then saying oh no never mind lol guess I should go to the concert and stop fucking around
Her name is Rosie: "A lot of vendors are undocumented and can't be here today. So those of us who can, we gotta show up"
This match is crazy
Walk off wins only
Googling “the science behind breaking the seal.” A proper Friday night
Had a terrible Lyft ride where the driver listened to a radio segment about all the different meanings of the word nice and then proceeded to talk to me about generational changes in the meaning of words. Kill me
Watched the new mission impossible with my cousin. Had just an unspeakable amount of fun making jokes and fun. Luckily the two rows in front of us were empty
They should sell beers at 8th grade graduation. Bet they’d make enough to restock the library or whatever
This motherfucker. California is not even going to vote for you
Uk season
Or the mayor of Las Vegas would have done it also
So funny that Netflix said don’t you want to watch this show it has Kevin bacon and Glenn howerton?? When the answer is no I want to watch it because of Meghan fahy and Julianne Moore
Yep!
Right after he explained how explosive gum works even
Put on mission impossible one to fall asleep. And this movie blew my mind when I saw it as a child. What do you mean you’re going to kill GORDON BOMBAY
Anyways never have friends is what I should have said
I had a fun joke in my mind and then I had to listen to my friend until she stopped talking so as not to be rude. Anyways lost it
This was my first full week of work since March and 😔
Geez Bangkok is delicious
Just sprayed hand sanitizer on my face because I thought it was facial spray. We’re doing great
Same
Byeeeeeee Indonesia
Omg Arne the Party Guy I’m so here for it
Champions!
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
Holy shit no one warned me about the last of us while I was with the komodos
And no good wifi. Death penalty
An entire airport without alcohol should be illegal
Did not expect the first restaurant I saw in Bali to be a Johnny rockets lol
A hot shower and cold ac will really do wonders for making you feel like a real person again after 20 hours on planes
new virgil and mo contracts for my birthday!
Saving it all for my flight home except the premiere is the verdict
One thing about me is I’m a sucker for any time a bartender says they’re happy to see me
I am of course biased a bit having lived in Oakland for 15 years but I loved freaky tales
It’s an error epidemic
Lol giants
An attractive, off duty bartender called me Jessica Bre—— coors light queen today. I think this is good for everyone
Also I officially have less than two weeks before a month long vacation to Southeast Asia and some are saying I can’t wait
