Led By Donkeys have got Fartrage's number.
Londinium born European. Woke Green voter. Twitter fugitive. Legally prescribed cannabis. I'm speechless, except for F##king expletives! Fxxk Trump, Musk, Putin, MAGA morons, Flearthers, Moon landing deniers, Covidiots & far right drooling Brexity types!🖕
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#ANewHope 🙏
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I swear I really did think Nads had already defected to the party formally known as UKIP! What tf took her so long?!
On the basis of what I've seen tonight, we should all chip in to send Farage back to the USA every few weeks. They tore into him in Congress like nobody has ever done in Britain. Deer in headlights are models of composure compared to Mr Squirmy. Do yourself a favour. Track down some of the clips.
Can’t get enough of this. @raskin.house.gov rubbing Nigel Farage’s nose in his self-confessed love of Putin as he’s forced to sit & watch is delicious beyond words
Hey, Sky News! Hey, BBC! See how easy it is?
Man who leads party who have spent the entire summer claiming to care passionately when girls are allegedly assaulted by asylum seekers has ‘no opinion’ when girls are allegedly assaulted by rich white men. Curious, innit?
Love Raskin 👌
Nice to see Lord Haw Haw being utterly humiliated at the congressional hearing today.
So apparently the moment UK parliament opened for business, this squirming verminous little prick, #Farage, fucked off to the US for some Krazy Kinda Kookoo rally (which he missed) & then got savagely cussed off by this guy for being the absolute traitorous scumbag that he is, AND THEN HE RAN AWAY!
"Stay tuned for more details" -- Epstein survivor announces that survivors are creating their own list of Epstein-related abusers
And after all that the brain worm died of hunger!
Sure. Trust the former heroine addict who had a brain worm eat what was still left in there.
Pritzker: Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: Once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next
I don't know about you but that picture is giving me Hannibal Lector vibes! You know, like "I'm afraid I don't have much time. I'm having an old friend for dinner."
😂😂😂
Congratulations to the newly elected Leader of the Green Party of England & Wales, @zackpolanski.bsky.social
Pritzker: "We have reason to believe that the Trump administration has already begun staging the Texas National Guard for deployment in Illinois."
Pritzker on Trump's plan for Chicago: "Unidentifiable agents in unmarked vehicles with masks are planning to raid Latino communities and say they're targeting violent criminals."
Pritzker: "It breaks my heart to report that we have been told ICE will try to disrupt community picnics and peaceful parades. Let's be clear -- the terror and cruelty is the point, not the safety of anybody living here."
Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"
Keep vaping it's way better than smoking provided you get a good vape pen. I'm an ex smoker & a pure vaporist of 20 years (albeit a different product only now) & giving up nicotine completely was tough. Supermarkets sell booze- harmful. And I used to work for Asda-harmful! The dose makes the poison.
I got the "ahhh, but is vaping any better for you?" spiel from the woman selling me vape liquid in ASDA. Look, I know it's not good for me, but nothing could be worse than smoking. I could've weaned off tobacco by periodically punching myself in the face, and it would be healthier than smoking.
I've enhanced, stabilised & taken out the colour in what I've termed the "Whitehouse black bag-gate" incident video (only really for shits & giggles) & I've only gone cracked it, ain't I?! IT'S DONNY THEY'RE THROWING OUT THE WINDOW! Or at least bits of him. I reckon it was the tea he had with Putin!
If anyone has "Warehousing human beings" on their Labour bingo card, you can tick it off now. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
New @greenparty.org.uk leader @zackpolanski.bsky.social says "people are exhausted of never feeling secure" and this is exploited "by charlatans like Nigel Farage". And he warns Labour: "We're not here to be disappointed by you. We're not here to be concerned by you. We're here to replace you." ~AA
Zack Polanski is elected Leader of the Green Party of England and Wales
Labour will be sending threatening messages to 130,000 international students this autumn. Every day they find new ways to punch down. And it's likely not going to win them a single vote. Anyone with a Reform mindset will vote Reform. Everyone else is appalled. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"A few weeks after the Brexit referendum, a leave-voting friend of mine told me what the biggest benefit would be. “We will never hear about immigration again,” he said." ~AA www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
If you want to know why immigration is leading the news every day, look to Labour. Almost half their Twitter output across Starmer's account, the official Number 10 account, and the Home Office account, involved negative takes on immigration. 75 out of 160 tweets in August 2025.
A LibDem/Green merger would put them on a shaky theoretical 27%, 1% behind Reform, and way ahead of Labour and the Tories. (It's not going to happen, but it's fun to dream.)
Soooo, defeat the enemy by becoming it? 🙄
Yvette Cooper announces that Labour are suspending Article 8 of the European Convention of Human Rights: the right for asylum seekers to apply for their family members to join them Tim Farron, "93% of family reunion visas this year were to women and children?"
Keir Starmer, "Phase two.. Where we focus on delivery, delivery, delivery" "And start to show the difference a Labour government can make" "Do I understand why people are concerned about asylum hotels" "Do I share their view their feeling they need to be closed as soon as possible, yes I do"
Today's a good day to learn Colbert found a new job. Hope it's a good one for everybody! #HappyLaborDay
And a big fuck you to all the flag shagging knuckle dragging "patriotic" droolers, their neo-fascist leaders and the useful fucking idiots helping them make things worse in the UK for vulnerable refugees. You are absolute pieces of shit, the lot of you & farage is the biggest of them all!
The Trumpchurian candidate.
Comrade Trump already looked scared shitless straight after his meeting with his boss that day. And hiding out for 3 days is really weird for him to do. They may have cloned him already!
I am AMAZED there are not more people at the very least pointing out that this lightning-fast deterioration in Trump's health, happened only a few days after he had a lovely cup of Polonium tea and a slice of Novichok marble cake, with his best friend from Moscow.
Who would have guessed? Well, all of us who abandoned the cesspit that is now X. Morality as well as pragmatism. Yet I'm still wondering why the UK government remains there (not the only thing about it that makes me wonder) www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
He’s not ‘warning’ of unrest, he’s stirring it. #FarageRiots
Reminder - "the economy" should be there to serve people and planet. Not people and planet serving "the economy". And the fall in birth rates is global #PostGrowth www.ft.com/content/8bfd...
British immigrant to Spain tells GB News the reason she moved to Benidorm is that there are too many immigrants in the UK And her friend says the cost of living is lower and better inside the European Union than back in the UK which is outside the EU
I was a lot younger and hungrier back then, FIR THE SAKE OF YOUR HEALTH MAN, JUST HAVE TWO! 😂
Someone tell me, what is the point of being a Labour MP? What is it for?
It's been years since I've had one of those! And yeah, they're not as sweet as your common garden doughnut but you are correct in that the minimum consumption rate is high, for me it was 3! 😂
Readers of the iPaper expressing the views of the real silent majority: those who aren’t frothing with prejudice, those who think decency and responsibility should win out, those who have genuine legitimate concerns about social division and civil unrest… those who never seem to make the headlines.
@carolinelucas.bsky.social, Co-President of European Movement, warns Brexit has left the UK falling behind on climate and nature. From pesticides to polluted rivers, divergence is a self-inflicted wound. Our future depends on rebuilding UK–EU cooperation now. theecologist.org/2025/aug/21/...
In the bookshop this morning: PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.” CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down * CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”
Just heard a caller on the radio use "The UK is a Christian country" bollocks again, because too many refugees (32K) are being housed. Let's think about that. If Jesus Christ himself were to take a walk down a street when some of his alleged followers were rioting, how many Christians would he spot?
I'm so sorry to hear that. All strength to you. ✌️
What’s a security guarantee from Trump’s America worth anyway? Trump’s not honouring the Budapest Memorandum (1994) in which the US agreed to guarantee Ukraine’s sovereignty & territorial integrity in exchange for giving up nuclear weapons. He has also implied he doesn’t respect NATO’s article 5.
1. We have normalized having a toddler in the White House who uses random " marks ("HOTTEST"?). How is any of the below normal? How are we okay with this? 2. We have a president who doesn't want us to cover, in our museums "how bad Slavery was". Was it not bad? Imagine if Reagan had said this? FFS
Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor? All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!* *victim's names redacted, of course
Good one, ha!
Most of Lake Windermere polluted with sewage bacteria. Only 14% of England’s rivers/lakes meet good ecological standards. Water companies major culprits; over 1,135 criminal convictions, United Utilities have 205. No exec prosecuted, no licence to operate cancelled.
BREAKING: The far right have not called for all white men to be kicked out of the UK after a white British Labour councillor was convicted of raping a 15-year-old girl 🤷♀️
The truth is woke & history is fake, so Trump is going to create his own version of it. He's going to explain exactly how America got "discovered", minimise the butchery, amplify the deity & Make Slavery Great Again! "We have the"HOTTEST" Country in the World". Yeeeeeah, good luck with that!
Journalist, "President Trump said on Fox News this morning that he's seeking peace in order to get to heaven. Was he joking or is there spiritual motivation behind him peace deals here" Karoline Leavitt, "I think he was serious. He wants to get to heaven, as I hope we all do in this room as well"
I thought he was The Chosen One. Did he forget with his dementia? ~ Said Trump: “I want to try and get to heaven, if possible. I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
It’s like a parody of a Saddam Hussein palace.
South Park got it bang on! 😂
Don't disrespect the boss! Whatever word salad or semantic stew he vomits now, in the end he's still going to sell out Ukraine. He's only interested in peace because Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize & he wants one too. Also, Epstein. Also, Kompromat. Also, his ego. Also, he's a complete fucking moron!
He looks like he cuts his hair with a fucking lawnmower.
Don’t bury this lede. It’s money. Just give them some money to start. People can then help themselves. This is such an effective argument for Universal Basic Income, and also taxing the fuck outta billionaires.
Got to wonder who is in actually in control of America now, #Trump or #Putin?!
#Trump interrupted the meeting with #Zelenskyy & other #EU leaders in order to call his boss, #Putin, for further instructions.
That means the label is made in Britain. 😆
It's not patriotism. It's not even politics. It's a business model.
Like Reform voters
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "This guy is trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize? When he's bringing war to the American people? He sent the United States Marines into the United States of America."
Actually, if I'm honest, it was Aquilops Americanus that stole the new Jurassic movie. I WANT ONE!
Films NOT to watch in 2025... 28 Years Later 4/10 Fuck off, just..?..FUCK OFF! War Of The Worlds (Ice Cube Edition) -4/10 (WTF were you guys even thinking?! NO! NO!) Jurassic World Rebirth 7/10 Scarlett saved that movie and it wasn't even her best work! WHY?!
Thoughts and prayers...
Down the pint, burp violently in his face "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" and leave. He's not worth wasting beer or time on.
Alaska stand with #Ukraine. #GoHomePutin www.youtube.com/shorts/J7eM-...
#FuckTrump #FuckPutin #FuckStarmer #FuckFarage #FuckNetanyahu Tees by Sillytees LINK ON MY PROFILE.
Serfs Up! “Working-class hero” and self-proclaimed man of the people, Nigel Farage, demands the PM stuff the Lords with a slimy pack of dodgy-as-fuck, fascist, flat-earth-loving conspiracy cranks and droolers-otherwise known as Reform peers! Fuck this guy!
someone make one with the list of perks Tory MPs get, with a picture of Michelle Mone on her yacht at the bottom
The Tories have put out this list of all the great things asylum seekers get including... "Access to food banks" Source: The Daily Mail
BRAVO THAT PUB! 👏 More people should be doing this kind of thing! I hope the pub gets a lot more footfall because of it!
Official "UK Prime Minister" Twitter account put out this dog-whistle tweet that was viewed by 5 million people. A few days later, police had to form a physical cordon around a Deliveroo rider who was being threatened by the mob protesting outside a hotel housing asylum seekers. Cause and effect?
Slightly diminish a band... The Sex Catapults.
The Brits are experts in satire! A van is currently following JD Vance during his English vacations. So is JD now sure that there is no free speech in the UK?
Hot innit?!
JD Vance is off to the Cotswolds, THE POOR COTSWOLDS! I'm imagining the countryside turning black and dying as his military helicopter passes overhead. If you happen to have a pope in the vicinity, hide them or get them out of town!
I think August is the most beautiful & brutally honest time of year. It gives you a view of what there was, what still is, and a glimpse of the winter that lies ahead. It's a cumulative part of the human experience. It's green to go & red warning all in one. If it were a colour, it'd be purple.
Is he planning on starting a war with Russia to make everyone stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles ??
Latest update on “I’ll end this war on day one”
And on the bad news side...
Yes, I know how this looks but I assure you I HAVE PAID FOR IT AND HAVE THE RECEIPT. 😂
"Are you guys still talking about Jeffery Epstein..?"
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