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The last but One Ring. This... is the Penultimate Ring.
Terrorating the countryside terrorating the peasants. ZOOEYDOOOR. Consummate Zs!
I can't afford not to.
I am Tylenol.
I am Tylenol.
One of the infuriating things about this is that the people who turn a blind eye dont realize that they're next.
Hey pussycat. Italian Spiderman is coming to Magic the Gathering. Accione. Terrore. Goblin. Spider. Spider. Spider. Spider.
I am going to make my own secret lair. With Italian Spider-Man. And Goblin.
Kahless tells us that in the face of censors, of oppressors who would use your words against you even if true, you must speak out all the more loudly. All you do by silencing yourself voluntarily is save them the effort of silencing you.
They wouldn't know the far left if the Ghosts of Lenin and Marx visited them on Christmas eve.
This reads like a Republican Dear Penthouse letter.
This is hilarious. Even the Dutch are way ahead of us in seeing how bad things are in the United States with Donald Trump running amok and corporations capitulating to fascism. But, then again, the Netherlands has experience with being taken over by fascists.
Talk about your psalms. Your John 3:16. Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass.
No Sir I didn't see you playing with your spiders again!
These are the literal violations of the constitution that the Second Amendment people were lying that they were trying to protect. Turns out they just wanted to have guns for fun. As we kept saying.
Cancel Hulu and Disney. Come sail the seas. ☠️ 🚢
I think it is an amazing accomplishment how much I hate your creation. (Because of how much it creeps me out, stellar work).
If anyone can topple the US Government, it's Disney
"We have to treat these people" says the country without health care. Just gambling disguised as such.
Im rooting for the eyeball sheep.
And folks, whatever madness Youtube is doing, it has ALL our new Shuffle Ups (and ONLY Shuffle Up, and ONLY the new ones, INTERESTING) on the now infamous "restricted mode' list. Please share and repost and retweet and upvote and re-up-whatever: youtu.be/peCkejWJsgk ♥️
Its almost Starscream. @amytheamazonian.bsky.social
Roger Waters speaks with the authority of a man whose band moved on without him.
At warp factor 9.9 we could get there in half a day.
They're not actually addressing the issues that are keeping people from having children. Fix income, housing, and health care. The people that aren't having children aren't having them because they're selfish or uninterested. They just cant afford to and make sure they have the proper care.
Seriously, if most people would take the time and focus on kindness and compassion, the world would be a better place. WWPD
They used to have an actual tower on the coast. When Hasbro bought them it became a Spirit of Halloween.
Albert Einstein, Presence of the Master and Eureka
Thank you, I've been screaming to anyone that will listen that everything he does is performative bullshit designed to further his career. He never helps his constituents.
If they actually cared about children, they would rally around programs that fed, clothed, and housed them. Until they do their opinions about children can be ignored.
These fuckers didn't have 10 different useless Thalids in an 8 pack booster.
Mighty fine ground you have there, shame if I ran my jokes into it.
Like, just placed it outside and said "grow" ?
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I've been thinking about this and feel bad to potentially imply that your worth is tied entirely to a game. Not that I know you. I just think you're very driven, talented, and believe you'll be successful no matter what you do. So, if I came across weird, I apologize.
*builds a fort out of boxes of fallen empires* your list is not recognized in fort thalid ass.
But, I don't want Tanahashi to retire early.
Im playing your Hearthhull deck. It's a lot of fun. Im trying to modify it for paper play. Mythweaver Poq and Wary Zone Guard are great.
Probably sour cream and onion
Please find out if the chips are ruffled or doritoed.
I feel your pain. Wes Moore was just named America's most disappointing governor. It's really not that hard. You do what you promised.
I wish you the best of luck. On a selfish note, any chance you may offer magic tutoring again?
Thank you. Everything he does is performative in order to run for President and the blue no matter who folks lap it up. Let me know when he actually helps anyone other than himself.
I may have to explore these alternative delivery methods.
Dammit. I dont need more fun toys.
The Constitution isn't worth the paper it's written on if it can be interpreted any way the people in power want it to be. Also its the job of the Executive branch to enforce the constitution. You think theyre going to stop themselves?
Will the season 3 kickstarter tokens be available in the store? I forgot to add them when I kick..started.
Respectfully, you're really making it harder ... to get that job at Wizards.
Elric of Melnibone
Republicans infringed on the rights of a POC in Texas?
Pengo story: When I was a kid I won a Pengo arcade cabinet out of a box of cereal contest. But it had expired. I was around 7 years old so I just threw the winning game piece away without consulting my parents. Big regrets.
You should have three time WCW world heavyweight champion Diamond Dallas Page yellow yoga poses at you with his DDP Yoga.
This tip alone should get you hired at Wizards. This should go on the tip insert cards.
Best card ever. My favorite too. I have only ever forked it three times.
For you, I'll watch it twice.
Lorwyn has been replaced by Miles O'Brien.
Paul Hollywood would say that's a perfect loaf.
The five dollar foot long is out there. 🎶 🎵 👽
I could be a better Senator for the people than Chuck Schumer.
Saul Goodman did nothing wrong.
So the question is, who is getting rich off of the 2 trillion dollars spent on education each year? And where do they live? Because we should take their rugs.
Im so grateful for TCC. It really reignited my love for magic and the magic community. Yes, I old man yells at cloud frequently, but it's only because we can always be better. I can't thank the TCC team enough.
My EoE commander Deck just shipped lol.
I entered a Standard PTQ once. It was the least fun I ever had playing magic in my life. Im fine with losing. It just wasnt enjoyable. Or interesting. I never played standard again. Commander. Prereleases. Draft. Pauper. Dan Dan. Anything but Standard, unfortunately.
Megatron must not be stopped, no matter the cost. *cues Stan Bush*
They really should stop going through John Lennons' demo tapes.
Do not grieve. Soon I shall be back to sell more toys.
