Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
πMDNI You can not kill me in a way that matters. Solidarity is how we survive. Goofs and Graps Pet Sitter Freelance Podcast Production Host @mnffpod.bsky.social (She/They) Tip jar: @JKNotsobad Venmo & Cashapp DM for PayPal garaktailor-shop.fourthwall.com
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view profile on Bluesky erika π€ dark knight tank mommy (@skankmar.bsky.social) reposted
i can't believe this was only 5 months ago
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted
Bluesky:
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted
Bluesky is Dying. And a Newsky struggles to be born. Now is a time of Posters.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted
All Rise for the Bsky National Anthem
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted reply parent
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
ISraππ« (@soo-israa.bsky.social) reposted
π From Dreams to Ashes β Help Me Rebuild Every morning, I stepped into my office with passion, arranging my desk, ready to tell stories that mattered. Journalism was my purpose, my voice for the voiceless. War took everythingβmy office, my home, my family. Donate and share: π gofund.me/bd019290
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
i dont fuckign even know what to watch first in tribute theres so much!
Bugs Maytrix: Insects Reloaded (@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social) reposted
the 2 genders are empath and grifter
Kategod ππ§Ώπ¦π
πͺ¬ (@kategodart.bsky.social) reposted
you should want to keep learning things throughout your life if for no other reason than it gives you more material for jokes
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
NO!!!
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
theres so many levels of what the fuck in that sentence I just kinda dont even know where to begin.
erika π€ dark knight tank mommy (@skankmar.bsky.social) reposted
hechicero taking the straps down in his match with bandido was possibly the sluttiest thing i've ever seen in pro wrestling. my goodness.
The Orion (@gettheorion.bsky.social) reposted
Celebrating Deaf Awareness month. π€π» #americansignlanguage #deaf #asl youtu.be/DaMjr4AfYA0?...
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted
I got housed and got a job but have to get work pants and such and first paycheck wont be for a bit. But between this full time gig and side hustles this may well be the last Fundraiser. Until then $140/$400 V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo MOX TAX
AHMAD-JOHAR 13ππ (@ahmadjohary16.bsky.social) reposted
DEAR AMAZING SUPPORTERS! π SAMAR AND I BELIEVE IN YOU, AND WE NEED YOUR HELP! π€² SUPPORT US IN PAYING OUR DEBTS AND TRAVEL COSTS TO START A PEACEFUL LIFE AND BUILD OUR BUSINESS.β€οΈ THANK YOU FOR MAKING OUR DREAM COME TRUE! π€π π Donate: GFMβͺ| tinyurl.com/AhmadandSamar PAYPALβͺ| paypal.me/FatimaAyub1983
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
reading this felt like discovering one of those tribes of people who have had no contact with the outside world
erika π€ dark knight tank mommy (@skankmar.bsky.social) reposted
listen to our new episode of wednesday night fake fights because aew is happening in my backyard and last week's episode was good and fun to talk about. you like fun, right? yeah, you do.
Monday Night Fake Fights (@mnffpod.bsky.social) reposted
It's Forbidden Door fallout, and the start of AEW's residency in South Philly's 2300 Arena! Dynamite takes a small detour down memory lane in territory that will look familiar to lots of fans and wrestlers, with a main event that didn't shy from "extreme." Welcome to Philly, mind the jawn. (cont.) π
Karlee Suszan (@karleekanz.bsky.social) reposted
Throwing garbage bags out of the White House window means they elected a new Republican President.
Jason (@gizmosspace.bsky.social) reposted
I love how music transcends not only every human but every species. Thatβs why I love all musicians because they share a message that resonates with every living being on this planet.
Rebecca Watson (@skepchick.org) reposted
He has no fucking idea how to make a good martini
Chris Washington (@cwashington.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The best James Bond film.
Alt Kennedy ServiceπΈπ³οΈβπ (@kennedytcooper.bsky.social) reposted
A review of Kennedy T Cooper
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
the jellusy bursts forth.
Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) reposted
Somebody cheated
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Niche content for weirdos, I'm back baybay!
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com)
*Ella looks across the Skyline at a scared and flailing trans woman swinging on a swing-set with a houseless man* Huh. . . I should reread The Invisibles for my mental health. Maybe once I get settled into this new day job. Like a month from now. Future Ella remember this shit.
Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted
We are back to bring you all the extreme that 2025 AEW can handle so basically somewhat extreme and much less problematic than it's 90s equivalent but we do have tons of fun talking Dynamite, Forbidden Door and all the other random bullshit that comes from our ramblings I hope you'll give a listen π€ΌββοΈ
The Therian Suplex Machine, Pip π³οΈββ§οΈπΎ (@positivelypiper.bsky.social) reposted
it was the episode WNFF podded on top of the ECW arena... come give it a listen, and dance... er, pod with us!
Monday Night Fake Fights (@mnffpod.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
monday-night-fake-fights.castos.com/episodes/wnf...
Lee 'the J is for J' Carter (@carterforva.bsky.social) reposted
Happy fake labor day we should move it back to May 1st
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted
who wanna arm wrestle?
regular meghan λμμ§ π΅πΈ (@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social) reposted
wanna quote that one nerd whining about bluesky dying bc itβs mean but he turned off quotes and replies so iβll just say it here: over the time frame mentioned this app was deleting palestinians like crazy
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Dying? Sure. Long Live the New Flesh.
the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted
the fatal flaw with the Bluesky is dying proposition is that it ignores the broader truth that I am also dying, as are you, and everybody you know. By dying Bluesky lets us know that itβs one of us, that it shares in our beauty and our pain. Grow or die? No, there is no βor.β Bluesky understands
Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid (@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app) reposted
He woke up again. But there's hope. He looks like how RFKjr describes vaccinated children.
alber (@captainacab.airbud.website) reposted
first donald, then rudy, and now bluesky. these things come in threes
Alt Kennedy ServiceπΈπ³οΈβπ (@kennedytcooper.bsky.social) reposted
i recreated this meme from clipart first principals cause I couldn't find a version of that image that didn't already say "officer down"
Alt Kennedy ServiceπΈπ³οΈβπ (@kennedytcooper.bsky.social) reposted
*Pink Floyd voice* Hooow I wiish, oh how I wish you were queeerπ΅
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Never not, I got cute Pink KN95's now which is the bees knees
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Not having covid. Avoiding it. Lmao
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Today is so busy with therapy and volunteering times and editing times this evening. But I am shopping in spirit.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Oh nooooo
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Im gonna be purposefully almost nosebleeding cuz money and covid
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
tix.mallofamerica.com/wrestle?_gl=...
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
O.O im gonna a be there saturday for graps
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Yeah but I dont have a car so id say Nicollet Mall is closer. And at that point id just challenge you to sidewalk chess.
Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted
bluesky is dying and there's only one way to save it: by putting on a community theater production of The Black Parade
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
YOU ARE SO PRETTy OMG
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com)
who wanna arm wrestle?
Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky is dying and as evidence, I am picking a fight with every user
Sasha's Retrobytes π³οΈββ§οΈ (@sharkabytes.bsky.social) reposted
*Flips the 'zero days since Sasha learns someone else who programmed a game in the 80s is trans' chart* I hope Jessica found all the happiness too <3
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
So many of my favorite things in one post bugs wtf
Juniper (@coffinfairy.bsky.social) reposted
I HAVE $1900 LEFT!!!! THIS IS A LOT TO RAISE IN SUCH LITTLE TIME PLEASE HELP I HAVE FOUR KIDS AND WERE GOING TO LOSE OUR HOME! TWO OF US ARE DISABLED.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Oh shit. Oh god. I did not prepare!
Fanzine (@fanzine.bsky.social) reposted
Honestly maybe the cheapest heat Max has ever tried to get lol
Stella (@antlervel.vet) reposted
carbuncle implies the existence of proteinaunt
β Juli β (@julibean.bsky.social) reposted
watching my gf and my crush make out while my crushes gf (who incidentally is my gfs crush) is doing this face π₯Ή in the background is making me feel previously unrecorded levels of compersion π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ« my brain is gonna explode
Selena Larson (@selenalarson.bsky.social) reposted
Seen on my run in Rock Creek Park today. Parking lot near Beach and Tilden. Paper taped on over a Harris 2024 sign.
M3T4TR0N (@m3t4tr0n.bsky.social) reposted
I bet itβs Tuesday before we find out Rudy Giuliani was wasted, drunk driving, and crashed his car into some woman, only for her to get out and whip his ass.
"C SHARP YAWL" (@prmativapostate.bsky.social) reposted
from what i am seeing from white liberals on bluesky is they only recognize giuliani as terrible because of trump. SOME of them think he's also terrible because of 9/11. and y'all swear up and down you're not racist. also if you don't get what i mean here you're also probably racist.
Ian MacIntyre (@ianmmacintyre.bsky.social) reposted
Have we considered that Trump, Giuliani, and others are being picked off one by one this weekend because someone Knows What They Did Last Summer
"Here Comes Tomorrow": A Trans X-Men Podcast (@herecomestomorrow.net) reposted
ATTENTION HOMOS: THIS WEEK'S ASSIGNED READING IS... πππ π-πππ ππππππ ππππ: "πππ πππ π πππ ππππ π" IF YOU'RE USING MARVEL UNLIMITED, MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE NEW X-MEN **ANNUALS** SECTION, AS IT'S NOT IN THE SAME SECTION AS THE MAIN RUN SEE YOU WEDNESDAY
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com)
Solidarity forever
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Double bass. Just getting hugged all the time.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted
someone must by now.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted
Please also go help Olivia if you can!
Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted
i think the bigfoots don't want to be found because they know we would put them to work
Seth Abramovitch (@sethabramovitch.bsky.social) reposted
The new cast is going to run into more trouble than they bargained for.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
<3
π₯your friend corriganβ°οΈ (@hereliescorri.bsky.social) reposted
Hahahaha oh noooo
Stella (@antlervel.vet) reposted
Okay hereβs the deal. My only client, and a full-time one, has not yet paid me for July yet. It may be a week, it may be a month, who knows about August. I am broke and in housing court trying to keep my apartment. If you like my work/face/dog/whatever and want to help, avenues to do so are below.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com)
Please also go help Olivia if you can!
NB π€ Princess Jade π€ (@princessjade.bsky.social) reposted
Cool So rent is due tomorrow & Iβm short $285. Cash.me/ikemi93 Venmo.com/jadedragon12 Kofi is unpublished atm & throne wonβt get me the $ in time. ππΈ To prevent this next month feel free to ACTUALLY support my fucking content LF www.loyalfans.com/princessjade... IWC: iwantclips.com/store/133656...
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
THANK YOU!! Not jazzed about kitchen work, but theres no customers so it feels slightly safer on the covid side of things.
Matthew G. π³οΈβπ (@matthewtheprep.bsky.social) reposted
Really @safety.bsky.app? Again with this shit? I don't think any apologies you make to @marzgurl.com will be enough this time around, Bluesky! #BlueskyIsntSafe
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
Ope
gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
Help nurse Ola π (@olaslman182.bsky.social) reposted
I am a nurse.πMy account has been deleted today and donations are lowπ I suffer from a stomach bug and suffers from malnutrition and anemia πI need $400π To buy treatment and buy Food and flour πππ β Verified by molly shah Plz heeeelp me ππ tinyurl.com/nurse-ola
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
yes
rach | π³οΈββ§οΈ | posting for the submissively deranged (@shiftingentity.bsky.social) reposted
she WHAT π³ π€Ό
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
the trap door into the foam bit is extremely tempting yes/
Kendra, regular version (@kendrawcandraw.bsky.social) reposted
Your pussy shit AI could never make a Watto sexy. It could never make a lovingly rendered Watto bending over and pulling his panties to the side. It could NEVER add a silken sheen to the dusky blush of his cloaca
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
fantastic!
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com)
someone must by now.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com)
Super cool. That coulda housed so many people tho.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
the jamaroqui hallway between the soda machine and the foyer is a little much
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
HAPPY DAY JOAG DAY!
π₯your friend corriganβ°οΈ (@hereliescorri.bsky.social) reposted
Happy birthday to us!
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
you are simply joining the ranks of the noble Turtle. taking your house with you everywhere.
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $140/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reply parent
omgomgomgomgomg