L Haslett
@gclhaslett.bsky.social
Chief Beach Daiquirist of the FNFF. Ï like music, dogs, energy storage & the outdoors. 🇨🇦 u330ppm #2,234,854 🦣 @lhaslett@mas.to lchaslett@threads.net
created November 27, 2023
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L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social)
Some good news! The Shaughnessy restaurant can stay in VanDusen. Apparently staff followed correct procedure - City Council override. This procedure should be revised, we keep getting similar unfortunate recommendations & Council can't examine 'em all. #vancouver #vanfood www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
This must be the missing backstory for that "Natural Law and Order" script that @avk.bsky.social posted. bsky.app/profile/avk....
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social)
I know a couple people struggling with this right now... it's very bad, so this would be fantastic news. If not for them, then for others who follow. #cancer #vaccine #pancreatic
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
First time yes. This time so far, nothing that's been reported anyway. But it's only been a week or so.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Best supervillain origin story ever! OK, maybe not the best. In fact, I think it's in the bottom 5%.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Twice. And released with conditions: bsky.app/profile/drsa...
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds like some of my relatives in the South! Did I accidentally forward you some of their posts @avk.bsky.social ?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Donna clearly spends far too much time reading and learning from the New Testament for the taste of all the others in here.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
If they did know, they wouldn't care, because it wasn't invented by their particular church. My relatives in the Third Baptist Church had nothing but vitriol for the Easter bake sale put on by the Second Baptist Church up the street. In a small town.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Middle ages stuff was fine, because it was real infidels being lopped.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I have to admit I was not familiar with that one. The only bee disaster movie that I saw was The Swarm".
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't doubt that you're correct.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
"...especially when IT'S NOT EVEN #TINKLETUESDAY!!" My complaint as well!
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Crossing the streams would be really difficult to manage, given the way dogs just take off when they're done and have no qualms about yanking the leash hard when they do so.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
There are a lot of bears and cougars in the mountains around here who would be very surprised to learn that pepper spray was not allowed. Their experience has taught them otherwise.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
"Halloween... isn't a God holiday." That's right Megan. It's right there in the name that it's not. Just like "holiday".
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
The what what? That sounds like something I definitely wouldn't want because it would definitely not be terribly fun to put in our fridge to scare everyone else.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Dang, I left out "Zounds", which I also learned from the Thor comics.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
By Odin's beard! Impliest thou that Marvel* comics be not literature of the finest bent? * Marvel the comic publisher, not the etymologically false assumption that Marvel is synonymous with pray.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Because their grasp of literature and mythology is as tenuous as their grasp of what's actually written in the Bible?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
You took the word right out of my mouth! Witchcraft!
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Um, excuse me? Where do you think Luke Skywalker's granddad was from?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
That's exactly how all the sovcit YouTube videos go too! Except any of the ones I've watched.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a fact. Which is just as uninteresting to them as several other facts. All pertaining to household decor, luckily. In the bigger scope, they're pretty rational. But you wouldn't believe the amount of frustration they've endured due to their persistent belief that aluminum trim is magnetic.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social)
Well, this seems like a plan that's more poorly conceived than usual. It certainly won't help businesses or affordability in #vancouver @seanorr.bsky.social @lucymaloney.bsky.social share.google/mBNnOuCkt9Fw...
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, thank goodness.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I have only one question: does the spreadsheet link to the report by the guy who claims the vaccine turned him into the Incredible Hulk or whatever it was?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a relative who hates LEDs because they aren't orange enough when they're dimmed, unlike "natural" (aka artificial incandescent) light. When shown an LED bulb that does go more orangey when dimmed, they complained it was lacking the "hum" that incandescents sometimes make when dimmed.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
"Good evening, I'm Bob the lion, and I'll be serving you. I'll just need to see some ID... nope, nope, I'm sorry. Due to the new tariff policies and lack of vaccinations, we only maim locally sourced students. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to step back in the bus. Thank you for your cooperation."
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like the kind of proof these folks would go for!
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but has your dog ever bitten a foreign student?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
"I don't see why they think a wild animal might bite some foreign students"?!? This person is the ur-poster child for touching grass.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm really curious how sovcits handle things in places without upper/lower-case alphabets, like with Arabic, or in many East Asian countries. It seems like one of their mainstays.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Beautiful!
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I seem to have become invested in pupa updates, keep checking in.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Really need to send him to rescue the Royal Puppies.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone should tell her I once had a dog who lived to be 17.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, the Ferengi are from Arcturus? TIL. Come to think of it, we never did see anyone explicitly called Arcturians, so that actually makes a ton of sense.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Love how you can see the wing pattern & colours right through. I didn't know it would look like that.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
She's sprung! www.thestar.com/news/canada/...
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
There you have it, she's keeping the Royal Puppies first and foremost in her mind. I'm not relieved.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
In a related but semi-serious question, has anyone heard who's looking after the Royal Pups? I'm hoping an animal welfare group has them. And they're obviously not at the jail, so...?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad. You could always ̶s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ accidentally misplace a family member's phone! 50-50 chance of capturing the moment before the battery runs out...
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Could you plug your phone in & prop it up with a time lapse running all day?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Tap. Tap tap tap. Huh.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it's like in Poltergeist, when the little girl was watching the no-signal television and talking to the "TV people"?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
So... you're saying Barkley is pro-shedding?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
That's some posh flooring you've got there, Barkley. Not many cats can say the same.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Right! I was trying to remember how that whole fence-obtaining-thing had ended up working out. Thanks for the memory jog.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social)
I think I'd prefer Bright Nights to stay as well. #vancouver #vanpoli #stanleypark
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
While we're on the topic, when *do* I start getting those royalty payments for saying the world is round? I really would like to get a couple more Ferraris.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
They obviously need a different chiropractor. That should do the trick.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not 100% convinced they're going to get the deposit back on that fencing.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I wish I was on Telegram.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
They'll never realize or appreciate it, but they're being done a favour. Remember those heaters they were using in the winter? A tragic accident was only a matter of time.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
It says something only about not being connected to a lawfully operating sewage system or such on the placard. But I expect you are correct, and those other deficiencies just haven't been fully processed yet.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like it was lack of a proper sewage system. bsky.app/profile/smet...
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just insane enough that it might be true.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Grounds! Subject matter jurisdiction! She didn't get driven to court, she traveled there in a conveyance!
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was a Vegan fleet? Isn't that why the dogs were only fed sweet potatoes (supplemented by nice juicy Kaven)?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm looking forward to my "subject matter jurisdiction", "tacket [tacit]", and "grounds" fix. It's been a desert since Darrell Brooks got sentenced.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll say it again: fingers crossed for a Darrell "subject matter jurisdiction" Brooks-style show.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally understandable! The mayor's reaction, I mean.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no self-control when it comes to word-play.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure medbeds can also fix tires in no time flat.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Uhhhh... let's start with Christina posting a list of verses that she thinks call on her to judge. The very first she lists is Matthew 7:1-4 which begins: "Do not judge, or you too will be judged". And proceeds to makes it unambiguously clear. Maybe she should try reading the Bible instead of memes.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I should try that. I don't have a Brita. Do you think my pond filter would work?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
"What kind of wireless radiation do you have in the house"? Walmart house brand most likely. As opposed to the radiation most households keep confined to wires, where it doesn't radiate as radiation, since that's not how radiation works.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
With a little luck, there'll be a trial - or several - and we'll get a Darrell Brooks-style show! I miss Darrell Brooks' trial.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect! Keep it in the Bad Place where it belongs.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure @drsarteschi.bsky.social will be shocked that they're using lots of sovcit-lite language.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect! Iirc, @avk.bsky.social had a recording of Weedapeeples' rendition of that at some point.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like to think today's ̶c̶i̶r̶c̶u̶s̶ events were at least partially as a result of you, @smetharp.bsky.social and others' (apologies for not tagging, too many to remember) efforts to keep the spotlight on what was going on.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
"Love twinkling in her eyes..." they really do see things I can't see.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Kaven Desjardins. Thank you for your retro repost @avk.bsky.social , he was a star then! Now, just a candidate for the Purina All-star medal.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, they did get *something* other than sweet potatoes... has anyone recently seen whatshisname, the guy who did the French translations and took PayPal donations?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
A link to her livestreaming her own arrest is here. They were polite, but they weren't messing around. bsky.app/profile/bonn...
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ROYAL PUPPIES?!?!?!
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
It will help your foot automatically avoid future obstacles, with the possible exceptions of concrete walls and semi trucks.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
"Ask [ChatGPT] to be a world renowned holistic practitioner". And this advice from people who don't trust technology or "the establishment" (=anything they don't feel like).
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I like Abigail's passive-aggressive intimation that the OP's kid was vaccinated. And "most ear infections aren't bacterial"? What are the infections? Miniature dachshunds running around in your ear? (Given that this group generally doesn't believe in viruses either.)
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I see that back in the olden days of 2020, before potatoes were invented, they had to pour vinegar on the socks instead of stuffing them with root vegetables.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if their goatsmilk thing comes from a badly-understood interpretation of Jenner and using cowpox for vaccination against smallpox?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously Capella IV. As seen in Star Trek, the inhabitants wore silly headgear. The only logical explanation is because they had a bad haircut. They were definitely crazy.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
jinx!
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
They've also never heard of dihydrogen monoxide, and how many people are harmed each year by inhaling it...
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Odd. For me it was O.J. Simpson and Treesweet orange juice.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait for their explanation of why there are no artillery shells in the bottom of shell craters.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG! There were several of those in our front yard last winter!
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, maybe they're onto something.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
My sister in law is vegan, but she doesn't look like *that*! Maybe the one pictured used too much colloidal silver.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Trolling that group with this seems like one of those matter-antimatter destruction-of-the-world type scenarios.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
It certainly highlights the crunchy ➡️ QAnon path.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
So they could fix him/show him the error of his ways?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, in one sense she's right: they kinda co-opted pagan holidays. But just because that was the path of least resistance to achieving what you just described. I wonder what they *do* celebrate?
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Sshhhh... don't. mention. her glasses.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
...where apparently the only research that was done was inside of Jennifer's head.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
Borax makes an appearance! Yayy! I was concerned all the B practitioners had kind of knocked themselves out of the game, if you get my drift. @avk.bsky.social if Peter and that other guy are correct, your "restaurant supply" business will be booming, er, popping again soon.
L Haslett (@gclhaslett.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife had an MRI on her foot last year. Afterwards, she was giggling and chatting non-stop. They said it was the hydromorphone they'd administered earlier, but I know it was the MRI/jab-nanoparticle interaction.