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Breakfast at Tiffany’s suggests the existence of Lunch at Ashley’s and Dinner at Jennifer’s
We should have a Bluesky main character of the day that everyone is nice to, just pick someone and shower them with appreciation.
Good luck! Had to move ours to Sunday. Let us know how it goes
if ur posts make me think, i have to unfollow u. sorry my brain isn't meant for that.
Bluesky is for serious debate, if you make me laugh I will fucking block you
Sometimes when my cat meows at me I ask “Is that a fact or just your opinion?” and if he meows again I know it’s a fact but if he goes silent I know the fucker was bullshitting me
Gotta say—and maybe this is a bad take—but I prefer this
INXS when they were still AUSTRALIAN Australian
Incredible. I honestly didn’t know they could oz so hard
My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
It should be illegal, when I tell a campaign to “stop”, to send the unsubscribe text from a separate number
Bombshell! Is RFK Jr. the Eraserhead baby all grown up?!
Lol thanks!
Rfk jr sounding like a phonograph of a speech from the turn of the century played from atop a washing machine with an unbalanced drum
Hello 911? Yeah I left my car down by the docks, and two guys in similar but different colored karate outfits smashed it to bits.
First potato soup of the season! (so what it’s 88°)
Best Of All Trails
They paved paradise and put up a Paradise Memorial Parking Lot
BOAT
BOAT
Chuy’s has quietly changed the name of the Elvis Presley Memorial Combo to The King’s Memorial Combo and I’m gonna start a rightwing meltdown about it
malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
Googling why pimple when 42
Glinner got irl Big Head Mode
Followed by fall clothes in winter colors cause we only have like one week of that so it’s pretty easy to improvise some layers
Summer clothes in fall colors for places (here) where it’s summer temps till mid-October
3! Frogs!
it's gotta be crazy for salmon to find out about bears like that
When I tell him why I’m interested in the apprenticeship
Jar Jar R Martin
Becoming a mad scientist for the express purpose of giving my cat thumbs simply because I think she’d really like them
If it’s character-building then it’s a genius touch; if it’s a mistake it’s like come on that’s one of the most well-known quotes in all of sci-fi
I really need to know if the Arthur C. Clarke quote in Alien: Earth episode 4 was purposefully misattributed to Asimov by Boy Kavalier as a character detail or mistakenly by the writer. This is very important to my continued enjoyment
hell yeah i love the day of the triffids
Obvs
Froggie says 🫶
elon gooning himself to death with his own ai waifu would be extremely weyland-yutani coded, at least
Slowasis, if you will
Slow Pulp suggests the existence of Slow Blur, Slow Supergrass, and Slow Oasis
DNC stans may say this is ageism, but given what's going on in this country right now you can't just win an election and do nothing. We have several years of unprecedentedly hard work ahead to try to undo this fascist slide. Someone who takes office at 79 is not going to be able to commit to that.
i have a visitor tonight
Not at all! We had a great time! We must’ve listened to Party in the USA like 700 times
Eleanor Beatrice Keel, a perfect lady
This room is objectively hilarious, like they let a toddler go wild on a sticker album
People sure seem to have a lot of Big Serious Thoughts about the platform where I post stuff like poop is the pee of the butt
Why do we even need to know the inbetween minutes when everything happens at :00 or :30? Like, 8:09, who the hell gives a crap, ya know?
you'd think the governor of illinois basically going "we're being invaded by an authoritarian" would be something you'd see real easy on the front page of most everything an hour later
new site from ex-polygon folks just launched. hell yeah
People sure seem to have a lot of Big Serious Thoughts about the platform where I post stuff like poop is the pee of the butt
*after spending the whole weekend posting* I was very active this weekend
This room is objectively hilarious, like they let a toddler go wild on a sticker album
always a deadsmaid, never a dead
Perhaps the real the president is dead was the friends we made along the way
Gotdammit
Reassuring message from the president's website
He’s still dead in my heart
Canceling my I'm Alive press conference because I'm too busy Living
When he finally shows up to his presser
I for one appreciate the occasional twitter elite coming here to tell bluesky it’s dying, a memento mori to keep me humble as a poster
Today’s obsession is “Different for a Boy”, a 2018 trans anthem/love song that’s somehow equal parts synth pop and The Smiths by the very short-lived New Zealand band Polyester
If I had a face like Graham Linehan’s I don’t think I would have time for all that bigotry and hatred on account of how I would be spending it all thinking about my fucked up face
“Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future” If you’re not posting your mom then you are lying to everyone, including yourself
This sucks
He lives very far away from me
Like I don’t even know that guy
Having to live in constant fear of what the president is gonna do is actually an insane way to live
I’ve never met a Gary; I do not believe they exist.
5 yr old me playing R.C. Pro Am on the NES
Constitutionally incapable of picking up a kitchen utensil without immediately spinning it in my hand
We’ve made our Covid vaccine appointment for Friday with no trouble, let’s see if that holds when we get there
“You got discourse in my Bluesky!” “You got Bluesky in my discourse!”
Like a particularly hard-rocking mid-2000s era Guster song
After having spent the weekend with the it, I think this is the best of the “trying something a little different” tracks on the new album by @thebeths.bsky.social
lots of questions remain about giuliani’s accident, of course, but one thing of which we can be absolutely certain is that he was butt dialing a reporter at the time
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
Has anyone acknowledged this before?
I was out roaming the roads like a ronin, saving random women from violence, when a septic truck ran over me 31 times. This will be my only statement on the matter.
Terry Brakshaw
Has anyone acknowledged this before?
Do you think maybe we cry because our ancestor-instincts are trying to calm us with a moment’s return to our saltwater home
I can call you buddy And buddy, when you call me, you can call me pal
He’s still dead in my heart
I love being a gatekeeper. "Who goes there?!" "I'd like to try a hobby please" "Begone!" Makes me feel good about myself.
how am i supposed to keep merrily rowing my boat down the stream, gently no less, when you keep saying spooky bull shit like Life Is But A Dream.. cause now it's like, fuckin.... can anyone row anything... is there anything to row.. is there anything?? whole day's dicked now, nice one. cool song
Had to run by my parents’ house today to drop something off and when I got there my stepdad and his neighbor friend Jeff—both in their mid-late 60s—were lounging on the couch while watching the Vols game and eating ice cream cones like two 12-year-olds. Exceedingly precious.
Wonder what happened to BOOB'S A-J
Hell is
he's not dead, it's a ploy to get everyone to buy sheet cake and fireworks as an economic stimulus
“It won’t fix anything” Not everything has to mean something deeper, it can just be a fun little treat
Them: even if he dies, nothing with change Me: except he’s dead and I’ll be glad he’s dead and everyone will be glad he’s dead. Now give me my tambourine back, Susan
How I’m bout to be when it happens
Oh sure we're all down on The Secret until it's time to manifest something this weekend
When I was a kid, any time Dolly, Elvira, or Charo were on TV, my grandmother would let out a disapproving “hn uhn uhh” sound under her breath and shake her head, and I just knew inherently what that was about
Trying to set rational expectations somewhere between “he’s dead” and “that mfer is never dying” is harder than it should be
emma stone stuns as Hot Gollum
I can’t wait till rfk jr dies of like prion disease or some shit and we all get to feel a moment of joy for once