The September playlist is here: Street Life. Get into it: open.spotify.com/playlist/0LJ...
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The September playlist is here: Street Life. Get into it: open.spotify.com/playlist/0LJ...
Holy shit, @criterion.bsky.social... And it's not even my birthday. www.criterionchannel.com/alan-j-pakul...
Omg. Yes. www.criterionchannel.com/70s-thrillers
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
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Tonight’s movie: “Blood Simple” (1984), directed by Joel and Ethan Coen
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Wow. Austria does it right. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/w...
The best of 2025 so far.
One of the year’s best so far.
That Timex is no joke. Well done.
Sexy, right?
Not for nothing, but Timex has been releasing really thoughtful, handsome, classic designs. I just saw these two in one of the newsletters I get. Wow.
All because a smart, hot, popular black man embarrassed him in public. Jesus.
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Tonight’s movie: “Total Recall” (1990), directed by Paul Verhoeven
Will Cheryl Hines get a COVID booster?
PBS News Hour is, hands down, one of the most worthwhile news programs. Support public media: www.pbs.org/passport/
For its own survival, America needs to ban assault weapons and RFK Jr. (And Trump, if we’re going big.)
And further... you don't deserve the money.
I couldn’t love Larry David more.
Punch 👊🏻 back 👊🏻 harder 👊🏻
It’s the guns.
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It’s the guns.
Tonight’s movie: “Sunset Boulevard” (1950), directed by Billy Wilder
It’s all the things. So good.
Thank the lord that every tom, dick, and fuckwad can have easy access to firearms in the United States of Gun Violence.
At 3:30 p.m. ET 🪒
Because I needed a break today. This hit the spot. youtu.be/dx_uXn2XZP0?...
Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy do battle against mutant warlords in a post-apocalyptic hellscape in George Miller’s MAD MAX: FURY ROAD, the high-octane reboot of Miller’s original Road Warrior saga. See it in Dolby Atmos on Sun, Aug 31 and Fri, Sept 5 in our series Big & Loud!
America’s gun culture harbors a real sickness.
Hey. ☕️
This is dumb. And useless
Tonight’s movie: “Showgirls” (1995), directed by Paul Verhoeven
Exactly
The Nazi haircuts... the hyper grooming… the ball shaving… the balloon knot bleaching… the Botoxing… and the soft, doughy puffiness brought on by the self-hating alcohol consumption... These Vichy bitches are the worst gays, and they’re boring as hell. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/s...
Going live at 11:45 www.youtube.com/live/OoPZ_2y...
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Dear elected people: What the fuck is he doing, and why are you letting it happen?
I’m enjoying “Alien: Earth” way more than I thought I would.
My crush on Tim Walz hasn’t ended.
Wow.
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Tonight’s movie: “The Great Beauty” (2013), directed by Paolo Sorrentino youtu.be/Dyt430YkQn0
The Trump era is the scumbag era.
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Perfect. No notes.
Dear elected people: What the fuck is he doing, and why are you letting it happen?
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Basically, don't murder your parents.
Tonight’s movie: “A Place in the Sun” (1951), directed by George Stevens youtu.be/oM2se8-FFWg?...
Here we go. gothamist.com/news/new-yor...
“I actually never saw the president in any type of massage setting. I never witnessed the president in any inappropriate setting in any way. The president was never inappropriate with anybody. In the times that I was with him, he was a gentleman in all respects.” Someone’s getting a pardon.
Hahahahaha!!! h/t @gregproops.bsky.social
There is no phone.
The uproar over Cracker Barrel is dumb. Carry on.
My daily morning lineup.
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Hi, my name is George, and it’s been 318 days since my last purchase from Amazon.
If you have money and you can’t figure out how to be happy or content, then you’re an asshole who doesn’t deserve the money.
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We call that ‘Despair & Compare’.
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Short-fingered vulgarian.
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I can’t even look at him anymore.
Grateful. Every day.
A true crime distraction well worth your time. This is so well done. open.spotify.com/show/1bvPdDh...
The gold embellishments in the Oval Office are blinding.
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Omg. I’m in.
Tonight’s movie: “The Limey” (1999), directed by Steven Soderbergh
Going live. www.youtube.com/live/4CiQpQy...
One of the greatest to ever do it.
1000%
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Totally. I want to have a coffee and a smoke in the break room with these ladies (but I’m probably not cool enough).
The trolling is Jedi-level. Gloves-Off Gavin is delivering the big dick energy the opposition desperately needs, and I’m fully here for it. 🍿
Sidebar: The switchboards in the John Wick films are among the coolest production design flourishes in 21st century film.
All discourse about what Donald Trump *should* do is a stupid waste of time. The only thing he *should* do is not be president. Period. Full stop. The real, meaningful *should* actions fall onto the shoulders of Republicans in Congress and judges.
Good morning. ☕️ 📷 Mazen Abusrour
It’s all about the picture with these two showgirls.
Tonight’s movie: “Superbad” (2007), directed by Greg Mottola
“I think that has to do with getting sober, finally looking at the most naked version of yourself and being O.K. with it.” therake.com/default/stor...
Tom Cruise turned down Trump’s invite to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Kennedy Center. When you’ve lost the Scientologists…
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Why? Why?? WHY??? Also… go see NOBODY 2. Really fun.
I wrote a thing. georgehahn.com/why-i-like-t...
Yes.
Yeah, baby! 💥
Since mobile phones came into our lives, there's really no reason to wear a watch anymore. But I still love wearing mine.
Tonight's movie: "The American" (2010), directed by Anton Corbijn
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I know a lot of gays. But I don’t know any gays who are this gay.
And my second listen every morning… www.wnyc.org/story/mornin...
First listen, every morning. Support public media. one.npr.org/i/nx-s1-5500...
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SPLENDID PARODY OF THE PEDO-IN-CHIEF'S MORONICALLY DERANGED STYLE OF POSTING, DESPITE THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY OF REFERRING TO HIM AS DONALD CHUMP, GOVERNOR NEWSCUM. 4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
