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Ghost Gerbil

@ghostgerbil.bsky.social

šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§āšŖļø male libtard

created July 14, 2023

162 followers 544 following 392 posts

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Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Sky are grooming a nation.

30/8/2025, 6:21:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they a HK or mainland invention? The white chocolate from China Products was always very good (in my 1980s childhood memory at least).

28/8/2025, 12:39:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like condensed milk but White Rabbit always tasted like sugary plastic to me. The edible inner wrapper was fun though.

28/8/2025, 5:15:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 8:18:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:43:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:41:58 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:38:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 5:45:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

A sunny day in Petersfield today. A pretty 12th century chancel arch, pubs and a Jedi Master. #StarWars

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24/8/2025, 2:04:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty much every waking second. I live in one of their old provinces, they founded my capital city, I use their alphabet, my work colleagues and MIL are lifelong members of their religion (but are unable to explain why). It’s MAD.

16/8/2025, 4:56:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Adam and Eve and serpent. 12th century wall painting. St Botolph’s church, Hardham, West Sussex.

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10/8/2025, 6:20:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Yes to this gofund.me/3f0cdee8

2/8/2025, 8:46:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 3:13:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Jenny Saville exhibition. National Portrait Gallery, London. #art #painting

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24/7/2025, 3:12:35 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very handy skill šŸ˜†

18/7/2025, 10:42:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

I’m visiting Czechia this week talking to older friends about growing up under ā€˜normalizace’ and having their parents locked up for years while my friend in HK is sending me this stuff.

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16/7/2025, 8:51:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

#gerbils

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5/7/2025, 12:32:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

In interviews he always explains that it was suggested to him as a rebranding idea and he just said ā€œyea okayā€.

3/7/2025, 6:26:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found some homemade damson jam from some years back. Turns out it is delicious.

3/7/2025, 6:08:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

A depressingly good analysis.

29/6/2025, 8:52:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/6/2025, 7:20:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

#gerbil

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20/6/2025, 6:20:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was in the pangolin cub scout pack! Never saw a pangolin in real life though 😭

20/6/2025, 1:55:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

A bear-hunting dog in leather armour. 16th century tapestry. Victoria and Albert Museum. #dogs

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15/6/2025, 4:55:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Tapestry. Victoria & Albert Museum. #unicorn

Tapestry of a unicorn amid flora and fauna
15/6/2025, 4:51:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/6/2025, 6:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Duck yawn

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14/6/2025, 6:31:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it there tomorrow?

14/6/2025, 5:52:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole.bsky.social) reposted

Found out my department is getting outsourced to India. Management asked me to keep it quiet, but I told all my staff instead. Chaos in the office, company has ground to a halt making essentially no money. Corporate overlords can go gargle my sweaty balls.

8/6/2025, 4:25:03 PM | 680 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s outrageous.

5/6/2025, 5:31:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Morning, init.

5/6/2025, 5:29:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

I work in a small office with 4 other people and we thought ordering 1,320 teabags would last us a while, but it is becoming apparent that we drink at least 2,640 a year. šŸ«–šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§

4/6/2025, 9:23:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

My deeply conflicted Amazon order today šŸ˜‚ #gerbils

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31/5/2025, 10:52:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/5/2025, 11:16:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember their wings EVERYWHERE in our flat on Shiu Fai Terrace.

24/5/2025, 3:22:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) (@gfrancie.bsky.social) reposted

I suspect that if you robbed Nick Clegg's house and said, "But I need it for my industry" he wouldn't quite get it.

24/5/2025, 10:47:36 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL that takes me back!

24/5/2025, 11:55:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

I keep seeing this fellow on my local news feed and I am just dying to know what he was cosplaying at.

21/5/2025, 7:11:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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šŸ˜†

19/5/2025, 4:35:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a great one, that.

18/5/2025, 2:18:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Show me someone who looks good in sunglasses. šŸ˜Ž Anton Walbrook…

17/5/2025, 10:21:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved the Wangdoodle

14/5/2025, 6:00:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Similar picture in my Mum’s nursing home.

11/5/2025, 6:24:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that I’ve thought about it further, it’s council care services that will be shafted by this, and Reform are suddenly keen on running councils. Yes…there’s an evil logic to it.

11/5/2025, 4:35:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

The income tax and inheritance tax bits will play very well with many.

11/5/2025, 2:32:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

This is going to be a spectacular shit-show. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

11/5/2025, 12:03:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

I favour rich tea from that list though malted milk is still king for me.

10/5/2025, 4:19:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not on X anymore but would like to follow and support pro-democracy UK Hongkonger groups.

4/5/2025, 9:27:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Prostate examination incoming!

4/5/2025, 5:18:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been this gerbil for so long that even my wife calls me ā€œGerbā€ now šŸ¤”

4/5/2025, 4:08:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Please ask him if he can still swallow his entire fist.

2/5/2025, 4:19:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

If there’s one thing sociopaths fear, it’s stern correspondence.

29/4/2025, 8:28:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Ducks today

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27/4/2025, 4:56:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Leonardslee Gardens, West Sussex.

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27/4/2025, 4:05:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/4/2025, 7:59:48 PM | 49 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.instagram.com/reel/DIsEZ-B...

21/4/2025, 12:03:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

She is also on YouTube

21/4/2025, 7:12:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

She did!

21/4/2025, 6:49:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Because I would #Dadjoke

19/4/2025, 3:05:41 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

If you sell one if these do you hand them over with the words ā€œquilty as chargedā€?

19/4/2025, 3:05:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

#Brighton #streetart

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19/4/2025, 9:55:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

15/4/2025, 7:03:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œCrewā€

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15/4/2025, 6:35:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

#Brighton

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12/4/2025, 2:45:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

@notesfromthepen.bsky.social @kelkelfrog316.bsky.social

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11/4/2025, 2:20:13 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Just let that sink in šŸ˜†

9/4/2025, 12:44:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/4/2025, 11:54:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Moon Lodge sour cream and onion flavour?

7/4/2025, 5:23:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Think of it as a meditative void

7/4/2025, 5:21:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

A bit of Brighton marathon today.

6/4/2025, 2:14:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Wife’s advice for any of my health problems ā€œI heard on this podcast by…I can’t remember their name…that you should take…er..Potass…or Sodi…or Manganese? One of those? I think. I can’t remember. Anyway, that it can helpā€

6/4/2025, 8:57:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

I understand that butt-plugs come in all shapes and sizes but that elbow has got to hurt a bit.

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5/4/2025, 4:30:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Gonna party like it’s

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31/3/2025, 5:21:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

More fattening though

31/3/2025, 5:16:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œBECAUSE I MUSTā€

30/3/2025, 5:35:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet crack pipe šŸ‘ŒšŸ»

30/3/2025, 5:32:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

MIGHT AS WELL (puts kettle on)

20/3/2025, 5:29:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Always entertaining to watch their indecision at this time in the morning. They are curious that I might take them out of their cages but at the same time they are definitely preparing for bed and this conflicts with their schedule. šŸ˜† #gerbils

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17/3/2025, 8:02:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t feel bad, I thought ā€œcosinesā€ was a feeling of warmth and safety.

16/3/2025, 9:56:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing to see here. Move along.

16/3/2025, 9:54:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to take little bouncy balls for the same purpose

16/3/2025, 7:36:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

This is totally unacceptable. Demand Episode 2.

14/3/2025, 5:32:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

I see, so it’s just a bit of manufactured fragile outrage?

12/3/2025, 6:38:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do they get so annoyed by CCP?

9/3/2025, 2:49:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

This seems to me a misguided Army recruitment campaign idea šŸ˜‚

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7/3/2025, 2:59:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

More foggy Burgess Hill.

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5/3/2025, 1:41:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Legit Ukraine frontline medical aid fundraiser. Largely the project of Dr Rybinkina with whom I have worked here in the UK. gofund.me/a78e441b

4/3/2025, 7:23:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Good morning, foggy Burgess Hill.

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3/3/2025, 8:42:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

If you’re not from the UK, this is a level of consensus you would never see on any other issue whatsoever from these newspapers.

2/3/2025, 6:37:26 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roland Hoskins (@rolandhoskins1.bsky.social) reposted

Beautifully putšŸ‘‡

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2/3/2025, 11:24:24 AM | 25 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/3/2025, 6:36:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally every electronic device I own is already Chinese šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

1/3/2025, 10:47:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no way out of this relationship, I fear. Not unless a European federal superstate is created, which it won’t be.

1/3/2025, 10:27:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social)

Should have done this years ago FFS we are so weak. youtu.be/kSonDm7t0Z0?...

1/3/2025, 8:09:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squeaky Tiki (Acme Tiki Co.) (@acmetiki.bsky.social) reposted

#TrumpIsPutinsBitch #trumpisputinspuppet #FuckTrump #FuckDonaldTrump #FDT #FuckPutin #putinspuppet #Putinsbitch #usefulidiot #Usefulidiots #Trump #elonmusk #ElonMusk #elonmuskmeme #trumpmemes #FuckElon #TrumpMeme #ElonMuskMemes #resist #ProtestArt #zelenskyy #Zelensky

28/2/2025, 8:42:45 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/2/2025, 8:45:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely he meant World Police?

26/2/2025, 9:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ghost Gerbil (@ghostgerbil.bsky.social) reply parent

But can he exorcise the herpes?

26/2/2025, 9:04:15 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the sound of this.. bsky.app/profile/ghos...

25/2/2025, 9:01:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never thought I’d find myself agreeing with that loony. šŸ˜‚

25/2/2025, 7:49:17 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view