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@ghoulardi.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: I am not the real Ghoulardi. Just an old beatnik who remembers him.

created February 12, 2025

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Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Do they even have Dominos in Cancun?

3/9/2025, 10:50:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe you should fuck off Jr.

3/9/2025, 6:42:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

What a stupid question.

3/9/2025, 6:38:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot stinking mess maybe.

31/8/2025, 10:09:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

We sure that's not a canned ham in a white polo shirt?

30/8/2025, 1:45:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

True.

27/8/2025, 7:36:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted

Subway will limit the size of their sandwiches before Congress limits the bullets in magazines.

27/8/2025, 6:11:24 PM | 2102 486 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Back to school shopping in 2025.

27/8/2025, 7:20:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

It takes two tango.

27/8/2025, 7:17:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social)

After every school shooting people send thoughts and prayers and I'm reminded of the lyrics from "Slow Emotion Replay by The The. 'And we look up to the stars And we reach out and pray To a deaf, dumb and blind God Who never explains"

27/8/2025, 5:41:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Mysterious ways and other bullshit.

27/8/2025, 4:43:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a prick.

27/8/2025, 4:41:19 PM | 91 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

"This new science amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders can prevent earthquakes."

27/8/2025, 3:26:03 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted

We. Have. A. Dictator. In. The. White. House.

26/8/2025, 3:13:59 PM | 12138 3259 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Nixon says what?

26/8/2025, 8:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Now he'll go masturbate with his tiny leprosy hand.

26/8/2025, 7:59:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

They sure like white collar crime.

26/8/2025, 7:57:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait.....wut?

26/8/2025, 7:54:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

How far are we from public executions?

26/8/2025, 5:24:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Or demand the Ocean send us a thank you letter.

26/8/2025, 5:18:57 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Every dictator in history has claimed that they’ll only use their powers to go after the worst of the worst. Every dictator in history has lied. Donald Trump is no different.

25/8/2025, 10:31:06 PM | 7212 1984 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Bag of hot air teaches us about wind.

26/8/2025, 4:45:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Beyond stupid is his calling card.

21/8/2025, 4:46:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure Trump hates it which is reason enough for me to want Newsom to continue.

20/8/2025, 8:19:59 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Reiner Fan (@rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social) reposted

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20/8/2025, 12:35:24 AM | 29 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Wishful thinking.

18/8/2025, 8:27:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a scam Aaron on here trying to make you text them. Report and block.

18/8/2025, 8:24:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

As nauseating as it sounds, here's hoping he touches himself often.

16/8/2025, 11:41:04 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks like a healthy leafy green vegetable so we can conclude he didn't eat it.

16/8/2025, 11:38:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scha·den·freu·de (@blisterpearl.bsky.social) reposted

if sandwiches are outlawed, only outlaws will have sandwiches

15/8/2025, 12:35:26 AM | 2027 314 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Masked fat and inbred agents.

16/8/2025, 6:30:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social)

How many accounts do I have to mute before Bluesky stops putting anime, manga, and miscellaneous doodles in my discover feed?

16/8/2025, 4:48:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh FFS!

16/8/2025, 3:04:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Political scat.

16/8/2025, 3:27:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted

Why meet with Russia to hammer out a deal when we could just send them a letter?

16/8/2025, 2:43:53 AM | 844 101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

I love that smell.

15/8/2025, 6:34:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, give the Yeehawdists guns and masks and put them on the streets. What could go wrong?

14/8/2025, 5:04:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

This is brilliant.

14/8/2025, 5:33:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

See my reply above.

13/8/2025, 5:38:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Seven foot tall North Thunderfuck in early flower stage. Royal Queen Seeds. Closest I have found to the legendary Mantanuska.

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13/8/2025, 5:31:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Harry Enten always looks like he's auditioning for the NFL Network or ESPN.

13/8/2025, 5:14:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Tacky gold flacked wallpaper.

13/8/2025, 5:09:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a gas leak in the room?

12/8/2025, 7:24:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Out of time? I'm late for happy hour.

12/8/2025, 7:20:16 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted

makes you think

10/8/2025, 9:57:55 PM | 939 327 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that the surface of Io?

8/8/2025, 8:07:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Quackiest economist in all the land.

8/8/2025, 4:35:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social)

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually meant new symbols to replace zero through nine.

8/8/2025, 4:34:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture aneleven.bsky.social (@aneleven.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Exactly. Everything all about him all the time. Doesn't matter what the topic is. He will somehow make it about him.

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7/8/2025, 10:00:20 PM | 92 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone except everyone.

7/8/2025, 4:32:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

A head first jump would be better.

6/8/2025, 4:54:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

"I can see gas for $1.99 a gallon from up here"

6/8/2025, 4:52:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Lobotomy recipient says what?

6/8/2025, 4:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ NOW+ (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) reposted

6/8/2025, 12:13:49 AM | 660 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Forbes (@forbes.com) reposted

The cost of food has risen faster than overall inflation in the last year.

4/8/2025, 5:10:06 PM | 12553 4551 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

$2.99 Ohio.

5/8/2025, 4:15:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

What brain?

4/8/2025, 3:08:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

The face of a lobotomy patient.

4/8/2025, 2:07:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted

“On June 15, 1992, [Dan] Quayle altered 12-year-old student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" to "potatoe" at the Muñoz Rivera Elementary School spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey. He was the subject of widespread ridicule for his error.” — @wikipedia.org

4/8/2025, 2:35:33 AM | 2927 722 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

The tsunami is already here.

3/8/2025, 5:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Did he have a lobotomy?

3/8/2025, 5:06:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted

He's promising to protect the integrity of the data by firing statisticians who follow established methods of data collection and processing whenever those methods yield numbers that don't please the boss.

3/8/2025, 2:18:23 PM | 2548 667 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JjV.bsky.social (@jjvarichak.bsky.social) reposted

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2/8/2025, 2:24:29 AM | 42 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

And that was literally peanuts in comparison.

31/7/2025, 8:35:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember when they made Carter sell his peanut farm.

31/7/2025, 8:34:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

How can she talk with his dick in her mouth? Good trick.

31/7/2025, 8:32:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Like a grape becoming a raisin.

31/7/2025, 5:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Schofield (@markschofield.bsky.social) reposted

31/7/2025, 1:51:44 AM | 843 114 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social)

No.....we don't.

30/7/2025, 6:32:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Roids.

30/7/2025, 2:38:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slapass McClanahan (@slapassmcclanahan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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28/7/2025, 8:59:14 PM | 29 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

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27/7/2025, 7:10:05 PM | 4710 1201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rae Radford (@raeradford.bsky.social) reposted

#BookSky

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25/7/2025, 6:06:09 AM | 21297 2217 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't read WELL. Sorry to be pedantic.

23/7/2025, 6:57:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

If he opens his mouth.

23/7/2025, 4:34:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted

Thank goodness this guy isn't negotiating tariff rates.

23/7/2025, 2:06:09 AM | 1128 232 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

He had too many Lunchables as a kid.

20/7/2025, 10:15:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

She's Valentina from Thunderbolts*.

20/7/2025, 6:31:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh definitely.

18/7/2025, 4:43:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

He also has chronic anus mouth.

17/7/2025, 8:57:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Well they also lie so....

17/7/2025, 8:55:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

No worries.

17/7/2025, 8:54:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

1960's TV show Hogan's Heroes.

17/7/2025, 4:55:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Ron Wyden (@wyden.senate.gov) reposted

New bombshell from my investigators on Epstein's sex trafficking operation: the Trump administration has an Epstein file detailing 4,725 wire transfers and almost $1.1 billion flowing through just one of his banks. Hundreds of millions more through others.

17/7/2025, 3:03:20 PM | 12746 4987 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't matter if he's involved or not. He's hoist on his own petard now.

17/7/2025, 4:50:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah....him.

16/7/2025, 4:32:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Bon Vivant🌊 (@77sunnyandclear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

‼️🚨DISTRACTION ALERT🚨‼️

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16/7/2025, 4:05:30 PM | 97 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

The flaw in your statement is thinking they have the intelligence to learn.

16/7/2025, 4:13:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a super massive black hole of stupidity.

16/7/2025, 3:38:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

And he also allowed an innocent person in the audience to be murdered. But....you know.... mysterious ways and other nonsense.

16/7/2025, 3:33:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sal Gentile (@salgentile.bsky.social) reposted

if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test

15/7/2025, 6:03:44 PM | 6146 1183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rootless Cosmopolitan (@brennick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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15/7/2025, 6:23:34 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Except his own.

15/7/2025, 7:07:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Reiner Fan (@rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social) reposted

I can't believe that Ghislaine Maxwell killed herself next week.

15/7/2025, 12:15:55 AM | 231 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Religion is a mental disease.

15/7/2025, 4:08:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

And stupid.

14/7/2025, 5:04:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

Last time I checked carrot cake was real food.

14/7/2025, 5:02:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent

And he needs a new pair of knee pads.

14/7/2025, 4:55:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Corn (@davidcorn.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t think it’s a privilege for another country to sell me bananas. I’m glad they grow them, and I’m happy to pay for them.

13/7/2025, 1:28:24 AM | 2062 270 | View on Bluesky | view