ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they even have Dominos in Cancun?
DISCLAIMER: I am not the real Ghoulardi. Just an old beatnik who remembers him.
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Do they even have Dominos in Cancun?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe you should fuck off Jr.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
What a stupid question.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Hot stinking mess maybe.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
We sure that's not a canned ham in a white polo shirt?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
True.
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
Subway will limit the size of their sandwiches before Congress limits the bullets in magazines.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Back to school shopping in 2025.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
It takes two tango.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social)
After every school shooting people send thoughts and prayers and I'm reminded of the lyrics from "Slow Emotion Replay by The The. 'And we look up to the stars And we reach out and pray To a deaf, dumb and blind God Who never explains"
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Mysterious ways and other bullshit.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a prick.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
"This new science amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders can prevent earthquakes."
Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted
We. Have. A. Dictator. In. The. White. House.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Nixon says what?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Now he'll go masturbate with his tiny leprosy hand.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
They sure like white collar crime.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait.....wut?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
How far are we from public executions?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Or demand the Ocean send us a thank you letter.
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Every dictator in history has claimed that they’ll only use their powers to go after the worst of the worst. Every dictator in history has lied. Donald Trump is no different.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Bag of hot air teaches us about wind.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Beyond stupid is his calling card.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure Trump hates it which is reason enough for me to want Newsom to continue.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Wishful thinking.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a scam Aaron on here trying to make you text them. Report and block.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
As nauseating as it sounds, here's hoping he touches himself often.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like a healthy leafy green vegetable so we can conclude he didn't eat it.
scha·den·freu·de (@blisterpearl.bsky.social) reposted
if sandwiches are outlawed, only outlaws will have sandwiches
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Masked fat and inbred agents.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social)
How many accounts do I have to mute before Bluesky stops putting anime, manga, and miscellaneous doodles in my discover feed?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh FFS!
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Political scat.
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
Why meet with Russia to hammer out a deal when we could just send them a letter?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that smell.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, give the Yeehawdists guns and masks and put them on the streets. What could go wrong?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
This is brilliant.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
See my reply above.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Seven foot tall North Thunderfuck in early flower stage. Royal Queen Seeds. Closest I have found to the legendary Mantanuska.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Harry Enten always looks like he's auditioning for the NFL Network or ESPN.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Tacky gold flacked wallpaper.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a gas leak in the room?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Out of time? I'm late for happy hour.
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
makes you think
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the surface of Io?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Quackiest economist in all the land.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social)
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually meant new symbols to replace zero through nine.
aneleven.bsky.social (@aneleven.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Exactly. Everything all about him all the time. Doesn't matter what the topic is. He will somehow make it about him.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone except everyone.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
A head first jump would be better.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
"I can see gas for $1.99 a gallon from up here"
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Lobotomy recipient says what?
CJ NOW+ (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) reposted
Forbes (@forbes.com) reposted
The cost of food has risen faster than overall inflation in the last year.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
$2.99 Ohio.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
What brain?
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
The face of a lobotomy patient.
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
“On June 15, 1992, [Dan] Quayle altered 12-year-old student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" to "potatoe" at the Muñoz Rivera Elementary School spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey. He was the subject of widespread ridicule for his error.” — @wikipedia.org
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
The tsunami is already here.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he have a lobotomy?
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
He's promising to protect the integrity of the data by firing statisticians who follow established methods of data collection and processing whenever those methods yield numbers that don't please the boss.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
And that was literally peanuts in comparison.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember when they made Carter sell his peanut farm.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
How can she talk with his dick in her mouth? Good trick.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Like a grape becoming a raisin.
Mark Schofield (@markschofield.bsky.social) reposted
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social)
No.....we don't.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Roids.
Slapass McClanahan (@slapassmcclanahan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't read WELL. Sorry to be pedantic.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
If he opens his mouth.
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
Thank goodness this guy isn't negotiating tariff rates.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
He had too many Lunchables as a kid.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
She's Valentina from Thunderbolts*.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh definitely.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
He also has chronic anus mouth.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Well they also lie so....
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
No worries.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
1960's TV show Hogan's Heroes.
Senator Ron Wyden (@wyden.senate.gov) reposted
New bombshell from my investigators on Epstein's sex trafficking operation: the Trump administration has an Epstein file detailing 4,725 wire transfers and almost $1.1 billion flowing through just one of his banks. Hundreds of millions more through others.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn't matter if he's involved or not. He's hoist on his own petard now.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah....him.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
The flaw in your statement is thinking they have the intelligence to learn.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a super massive black hole of stupidity.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
And he also allowed an innocent person in the audience to be murdered. But....you know.... mysterious ways and other nonsense.
Sal Gentile (@salgentile.bsky.social) reposted
if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
Rootless Cosmopolitan (@brennick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Except his own.
Rob Reiner Fan (@rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social) reposted
I can't believe that Ghislaine Maxwell killed herself next week.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Religion is a mental disease.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
And stupid.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
Last time I checked carrot cake was real food.
ghoulardi.bsky.social (@ghoulardi.bsky.social) reply parent
And he needs a new pair of knee pads.
David Corn (@davidcorn.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t think it’s a privilege for another country to sell me bananas. I’m glad they grow them, and I’m happy to pay for them.