Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)
"She's making a list, and checking it twice, gonna find out who's nazi or nice. Laura Loomer's coming to town"
UK based idiot and trespasser of decency. Fun fact: got binned from tw@tter for calling Wes Streeting a moon faced c*nt. No regrets :)
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"She's making a list, and checking it twice, gonna find out who's nazi or nice. Laura Loomer's coming to town"
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
27 years :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
His head isn't fat enough.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd also like to know how his wife bought the house that he definitely didn't buy.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
If we could, we would :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
He's fine, he's just channelling his inner Popeye :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
It's what he would have wanted.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Regret? Oh, that's fine then...
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Police Squad?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Ta :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Twats to be sure. In one week, his name will never be used again. I like that idea :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it this one? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes people die or are killed, sometimes those people are horrible pieces of shit whose existence actively harms society. You don’t have to grovel and give them a eulogy every time they die or are killed. Shit happens, just say it’s illegal to commit murder and move on.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
You don’t owe condolences, prayers, or thoughts to anyone you don’t actually give a fuck about. Public officials? maybe, not really. You as a private citizen? No way, go live your life. Mourn only the laws that are broken, or any injustice allowed to exist. It’s not that deep.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Good man, now lets buy guns :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it jail? Please tell me it's jail :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a professional establishment :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Not as much damage as his words caused. Or that bullet.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)
Charlie Kirk, 31 years too long.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like someone who saw his mum naked, and was never right afterwards.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we detain them in tents in the Fens? It's as about as swampy as it gets here. No alligators, but they could get stared at by a frog :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, Boris is a fuckwit, elected by morons and bigots. Carries no weight apart from the burden of ridicule. Has shit hair. Reminds me of someone...
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, a great guy, a stand up fella.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)
Interesting how "gun violence" becomes "political violence", before becoming a "political assassination". Meanwhile, school shootings are "regrettable". Right.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Who are you arguing with?
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
COLORADO—“someone just shot up the school mom… im so scared mom.” Text messages from a senior at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colo., the site of yet another school shooting in America. #gunsicknation www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/u...
Nell Scovell (@nellscovell.bsky.social) reposted
This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
What type of soup?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, it's fine. They don't feel like us, at least not in a way we can understand ;)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Aren't you in the wrong party to say that?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
So how many of them do you think it'll take?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad that it wasn't an innocent :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
He's been dropped from UK news already, thankfully :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
So, we should expect the National Guard in Utah?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
I know little about them. They were the second title music for Death Note though, and that's how I know them :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
He's fine, let him walk it off a bit...
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, I've got nowt. He was a dick.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it gang violence?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)
I'm experiencing a middle aged Christmas Eve. Ikea is delivering a shelving unit tomorrow, still too excited to sleep.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Then I'm glad I shared. It's a bit special :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, that works for me. Going to look them up:) Made me want to look this up, tenuously linked, but I thought I'd share if that's okay :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to see a Crockett / Printzer ticket :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)
An idiot guide to ( a limited ) UK perspective on Democrats. NEWSOM: Big like for piss-taking, and pissing Trump off, we definitely like that :) PRINTZER: A solid bombast against arseholes. A good man to have at your side. CROCKETT: Damn, that woman is fire :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
as there, also here :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
The UK Royal Courts of Justice to be fair, but I get your meaning. It wasn't appreciated.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)
That gummy shit has ruined news reporting in the UK. There's this whole Ukraine thing, and atrocities in the middle east. But anti gun control moron, gets shot. Big news. FFS
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
@wefail.bsky.social
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@wefail.bsky.social
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@wefail.bsky.social
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@wefail.bsky.social
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@wefail.bsky.social
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for keeping it real :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
That is the UK news at the moment. No one here really knows who he is. Except for those who hated the gummy MF. No one is sending thoughts and there is no prayers. Fuck him.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no, a typo. No, you are a fraud. You claim intelligence that isn't yours. And accuse when challenged. Good luck, you'll need it.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
PS Who's text did you nick for your response?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Look for the scalding. Go on find it. I could mention that this is the fourth time in a week. And they know the source. I asked for accreditment to the artist. You found an argument here, no one else. So keep your copy-pasta outrage and support artists.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
What a statesman, so much grace and dignity. WOW, so much dead, so 2nd amendment...
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Man who wanks over Sonic says what? You are no alpha, you're the sloppy end bitch that gets to clean.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been using this :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope your coffee tastes damn fine tomorrow. Always keeping it right, appreciated.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Good man, Flav
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes but, important point, he used a hammer, not a rifle. If someone had fired a hammer at him, that would be a workable compromise :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Who the fuck is in charge of your schedule? Is this supposed to see us through to Christmas?
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Charlie Kirk wasn't killed by political violence. Charlie Kirk was killed by *gun* violence.
Revolution Underground (@americanprodigy.bsky.social) reposted
This shooting took place today as well youtube.com/shorts/mgl8N...
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
A much more important one.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Deep state!!! etc.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
2 children, no score. Sorry about that.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)
As a nation carries on regardless, with an uncountable level of nonchalance being witnessed in the big cities. A moment to reflect, in music, on the passing of the King of Gums, Charlie "Necky boy" Kirk. I thank you.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts of eternal residence, prayers for the hot one?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)
Dear America, In these dark times nation should stand by nation, in friendship. My nation, like myself, would like to extend our thought and prayers at the loss of a great statesman. Rip, Gums
Channel 4 News (@channel4news.bsky.social) reposted
Protesters chant ‘lock him up’ as Starmer meets Israeli president. www.channel4.com/news/protest...
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and prayers.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that by @wefail.bsky.social ? Can you stop using their work without acknowledgement? It's their work and they deserve to be recognised, cheers.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
"Some personally signed!" is not really a selling point. Which ones? How many? How can we tell if it's his signature? There's a lot of forgeries out there :(
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
The fret board made me cringe.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this open to international voters?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, no one does ;)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
That was my guess :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Dictionaries FFS.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
No gif, but have this for luck ;) www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPuH...
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
From the weirdo that keeps this going. You're in this because you think, somehow, that you're scoring points. I'm in this as I think you're an example of the endemic stupidity in US politics. On both sides.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Just get over it. The award winning weatherman doesn't want you. He doesn't know who you are. Dullard? Oh no! Anyway, the Smithsonian has been in touch. You need to be back in your display on Wednesday
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Still laughing at your own jokes I see. Just you, by yourself.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Original text "I don't like it when I get back whatbI throw out." Translation "Moron losing argument talks shit". Aye, aye, fuck off Div ;)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, is that sexual?
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you bring anything to the table? No you did not. Just your standard, bombastic foolery. You could never cause me anything but amusement.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
I did explain it, in English. Maybe go back and finish High School? Your lack of literacy is not my problem.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened, run out of gifs? Yes some people do. You are not one of them. Also: "You know Hun, some of us have actual lives, beyond trading insults with a nobody...". Notice if you will, the correct number that makes an ellipse. Not four, you div.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
You missed a comma :p
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
And in England ( where English comes from ), it's considered vulgar, and lacking class, to laugh at your own joke. But, as an English scholar, you'd know that :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Shite. I forgot to mention not posting a shite gif. I'll leave that to you, and your mid life crisis :)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
We have a name for people here Brah, it's Divvy. Good god, you are the divviest div, that I've had to encounter. But you are special though, the sparkling charisma, the witty repartee. And spouting like a teen who's just found the internet. Carry on, I don't care.
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I just dislike people being dicks. That's it. No gif like a teenager thinking they're clever. Also, why did you choose to use a hyphen, when a comma would be the proper choice? And "didnt" has an apostrophe ;)
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)
Hello good people. Wherever you are, these are scary times. We will get through this :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1wg...
Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent
Did Dr Spock, the well known baby expert, have a line of women waiting to run their fingers through his hair?