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Gifted Ape

@giftedape.bsky.social

UK based idiot and trespasser of decency. Fun fact: got binned from tw@tter for calling Wes Streeting a moon faced c*nt. No regrets :)

created November 22, 2024

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Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)

"She's making a list, and checking it twice, gonna find out who's nazi or nice. Laura Loomer's coming to town"

12/9/2025, 9:27:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

27 years :)

11/9/2025, 10:57:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

His head isn't fat enough.

11/9/2025, 7:56:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd also like to know how his wife bought the house that he definitely didn't buy.

11/9/2025, 7:45:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

If we could, we would :)

11/9/2025, 7:44:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

He's fine, he's just channelling his inner Popeye :)

11/9/2025, 7:21:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

It's what he would have wanted.

11/9/2025, 7:27:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Regret? Oh, that's fine then...

11/9/2025, 7:26:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Police Squad?

11/9/2025, 7:18:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Ta :)

11/9/2025, 7:17:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Twats to be sure. In one week, his name will never be used again. I like that idea :)

11/9/2025, 7:08:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it this one? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

11/9/2025, 7:02:10 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes people die or are killed, sometimes those people are horrible pieces of shit whose existence actively harms society. You don’t have to grovel and give them a eulogy every time they die or are killed. Shit happens, just say it’s illegal to commit murder and move on.

11/9/2025, 5:59:10 AM | 1438 216 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

You don’t owe condolences, prayers, or thoughts to anyone you don’t actually give a fuck about. Public officials? maybe, not really. You as a private citizen? No way, go live your life. Mourn only the laws that are broken, or any injustice allowed to exist. It’s not that deep.

11/9/2025, 5:59:21 AM | 1618 244 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Good man, now lets buy guns :)

11/9/2025, 6:54:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it jail? Please tell me it's jail :)

11/9/2025, 6:53:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a professional establishment :)

11/9/2025, 6:52:13 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Not as much damage as his words caused. Or that bullet.

11/9/2025, 6:50:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)

Charlie Kirk, 31 years too long.

11/9/2025, 6:48:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like someone who saw his mum naked, and was never right afterwards.

11/9/2025, 6:41:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we detain them in tents in the Fens? It's as about as swampy as it gets here. No alligators, but they could get stared at by a frog :)

11/9/2025, 6:37:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, Boris is a fuckwit, elected by morons and bigots. Carries no weight apart from the burden of ridicule. Has shit hair. Reminds me of someone...

11/9/2025, 6:27:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, a great guy, a stand up fella.

11/9/2025, 6:20:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)

Interesting how "gun violence" becomes "political violence", before becoming a "political assassination". Meanwhile, school shootings are "regrettable". Right.

11/9/2025, 6:17:31 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Who are you arguing with?

11/9/2025, 5:58:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

COLORADO—“someone just shot up the school mom… im so scared mom.” Text messages from a senior at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colo., the site of yet another school shooting in America. #gunsicknation www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/u...

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11/9/2025, 2:23:45 AM | 4418 2113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nell Scovell (@nellscovell.bsky.social) reposted

This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.

10/9/2025, 11:39:00 PM | 25989 7244 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice :)

11/9/2025, 3:22:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

What type of soup?

11/9/2025, 3:17:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, it's fine. They don't feel like us, at least not in a way we can understand ;)

11/9/2025, 3:16:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Aren't you in the wrong party to say that?

11/9/2025, 3:13:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

So how many of them do you think it'll take?

11/9/2025, 3:11:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad that it wasn't an innocent :)

11/9/2025, 2:43:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

He's been dropped from UK news already, thankfully :)

11/9/2025, 2:41:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

So, we should expect the National Guard in Utah?

11/9/2025, 2:35:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

I know little about them. They were the second title music for Death Note though, and that's how I know them :)

11/9/2025, 2:28:05 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

He's fine, let him walk it off a bit...

11/9/2025, 1:53:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, I've got nowt. He was a dick.

11/9/2025, 1:52:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

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11/9/2025, 1:47:16 AM | 4589 1103 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it gang violence?

11/9/2025, 1:49:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)

I'm experiencing a middle aged Christmas Eve. Ikea is delivering a shelving unit tomorrow, still too excited to sleep.

11/9/2025, 1:47:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Then I'm glad I shared. It's a bit special :)

11/9/2025, 1:35:00 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, that works for me. Going to look them up:) Made me want to look this up, tenuously linked, but I thought I'd share if that's okay :)

11/9/2025, 1:12:06 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love to see a Crockett / Printzer ticket :)

11/9/2025, 12:50:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)

An idiot guide to ( a limited ) UK perspective on Democrats. NEWSOM: Big like for piss-taking, and pissing Trump off, we definitely like that :) PRINTZER: A solid bombast against arseholes. A good man to have at your side. CROCKETT: Damn, that woman is fire :)

11/9/2025, 12:42:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

as there, also here :)

11/9/2025, 12:22:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

The UK Royal Courts of Justice to be fair, but I get your meaning. It wasn't appreciated.

11/9/2025, 12:22:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)

That gummy shit has ruined news reporting in the UK. There's this whole Ukraine thing, and atrocities in the middle east. But anti gun control moron, gets shot. Big news. FFS

11/9/2025, 12:17:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@wefail.bsky.social

11/9/2025, 12:09:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

@wefail.bsky.social

11/9/2025, 12:09:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

@wefail.bsky.social

11/9/2025, 12:09:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

@wefail.bsky.social

11/9/2025, 12:08:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

@wefail.bsky.social

11/9/2025, 12:08:29 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for keeping it real :)

10/9/2025, 11:39:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

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10/9/2025, 8:56:28 PM | 11468 3592 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

That is the UK news at the moment. No one here really knows who he is. Except for those who hated the gummy MF. No one is sending thoughts and there is no prayers. Fuck him.

10/9/2025, 11:07:30 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no, a typo. No, you are a fraud. You claim intelligence that isn't yours. And accuse when challenged. Good luck, you'll need it.

10/9/2025, 11:02:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

PS Who's text did you nick for your response?

10/9/2025, 10:58:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Look for the scalding. Go on find it. I could mention that this is the fourth time in a week. And they know the source. I asked for accreditment to the artist. You found an argument here, no one else. So keep your copy-pasta outrage and support artists.

10/9/2025, 10:51:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

What a statesman, so much grace and dignity. WOW, so much dead, so 2nd amendment...

10/9/2025, 10:47:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Man who wanks over Sonic says what? You are no alpha, you're the sloppy end bitch that gets to clean.

10/9/2025, 10:33:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been using this :)

10/9/2025, 10:24:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope your coffee tastes damn fine tomorrow. Always keeping it right, appreciated.

10/9/2025, 10:17:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Good man, Flav

10/9/2025, 10:15:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes but, important point, he used a hammer, not a rifle. If someone had fired a hammer at him, that would be a workable compromise :)

10/9/2025, 10:14:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Who the fuck is in charge of your schedule? Is this supposed to see us through to Christmas?

10/9/2025, 10:11:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie Kirk wasn't killed by political violence. Charlie Kirk was killed by *gun* violence.

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10/9/2025, 9:52:28 PM | 11289 2648 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Revolution Underground (@americanprodigy.bsky.social) reposted

This shooting took place today as well youtube.com/shorts/mgl8N...

10/9/2025, 9:52:21 PM | 9 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

A much more important one.

10/9/2025, 10:05:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Deep state!!! etc.

10/9/2025, 10:05:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

2 children, no score. Sorry about that.

10/9/2025, 10:03:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)

As a nation carries on regardless, with an uncountable level of nonchalance being witnessed in the big cities. A moment to reflect, in music, on the passing of the King of Gums, Charlie "Necky boy" Kirk. I thank you.

10/9/2025, 9:42:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Thoughts of eternal residence, prayers for the hot one?

10/9/2025, 9:35:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)

Dear America, In these dark times nation should stand by nation, in friendship. My nation, like myself, would like to extend our thought and prayers at the loss of a great statesman. Rip, Gums

10/9/2025, 9:20:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Channel 4 News (@channel4news.bsky.social) reposted

Protesters chant ‘lock him up’ as Starmer meets Israeli president. www.channel4.com/news/protest...

10/9/2025, 7:55:32 PM | 44 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Thoughts and prayers.

10/9/2025, 7:22:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that by @wefail.bsky.social ? Can you stop using their work without acknowledgement? It's their work and they deserve to be recognised, cheers.

10/9/2025, 7:05:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

"Some personally signed!" is not really a selling point. Which ones? How many? How can we tell if it's his signature? There's a lot of forgeries out there :(

10/9/2025, 3:38:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

The fret board made me cringe.

10/9/2025, 3:35:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely :)

10/9/2025, 10:18:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this open to international voters?

8/9/2025, 2:53:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, no one does ;)

8/9/2025, 2:39:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

That was my guess :)

8/9/2025, 2:09:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Dictionaries FFS.

8/9/2025, 2:07:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

No gif, but have this for luck ;) www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPuH...

8/9/2025, 1:59:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

From the weirdo that keeps this going. You're in this because you think, somehow, that you're scoring points. I'm in this as I think you're an example of the endemic stupidity in US politics. On both sides.

8/9/2025, 1:14:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Just get over it. The award winning weatherman doesn't want you. He doesn't know who you are. Dullard? Oh no! Anyway, the Smithsonian has been in touch. You need to be back in your display on Wednesday

8/9/2025, 1:09:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Still laughing at your own jokes I see. Just you, by yourself.

8/9/2025, 1:05:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Original text "I don't like it when I get back whatbI throw out." Translation "Moron losing argument talks shit". Aye, aye, fuck off Div ;)

8/9/2025, 1:03:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh, is that sexual?

8/9/2025, 1:00:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you bring anything to the table? No you did not. Just your standard, bombastic foolery. You could never cause me anything but amusement.

8/9/2025, 12:59:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

I did explain it, in English. Maybe go back and finish High School? Your lack of literacy is not my problem.

8/9/2025, 12:57:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

What happened, run out of gifs? Yes some people do. You are not one of them. Also: "You know Hun, some of us have actual lives, beyond trading insults with a nobody...". Notice if you will, the correct number that makes an ellipse. Not four, you div.

8/9/2025, 12:56:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

You missed a comma :p

8/9/2025, 12:52:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

And in England ( where English comes from ), it's considered vulgar, and lacking class, to laugh at your own joke. But, as an English scholar, you'd know that :)

8/9/2025, 12:43:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Shite. I forgot to mention not posting a shite gif. I'll leave that to you, and your mid life crisis :)

8/9/2025, 12:33:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

We have a name for people here Brah, it's Divvy. Good god, you are the divviest div, that I've had to encounter. But you are special though, the sparkling charisma, the witty repartee. And spouting like a teen who's just found the internet. Carry on, I don't care.

8/9/2025, 12:31:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I just dislike people being dicks. That's it. No gif like a teenager thinking they're clever. Also, why did you choose to use a hyphen, when a comma would be the proper choice? And "didnt" has an apostrophe ;)

8/9/2025, 12:25:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social)

Hello good people. Wherever you are, these are scary times. We will get through this :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1wg...

7/9/2025, 11:27:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gifted Ape (@giftedape.bsky.social) reply parent

Did Dr Spock, the well known baby expert, have a line of women waiting to run their fingers through his hair?

7/9/2025, 11:16:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view