Shout out to wedding cake bakers!!! Time to stock up on rainbow icing colours!
Belfast born & raised. Mum and Grandma. I have 2 cats. I’m a proud woke, lefty, libtard with strong political views but willing to listen to reasoned, well sourced, argument. I love to bake & cook… I will block those who follow lots but don’t post
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Shout out to wedding cake bakers!!! Time to stock up on rainbow icing colours!
I have a theory… I think it’s the Botox leaking into their brains causing them to malfunction. Although that doesn’t explain Bannon 🤔
The fight continues Good morning
All in two years and eight months! Well done Brazil… South Korea also understands the importance of dealing with an attempted insurrection… quickly! Respect ✊🏻
My brain had automatically edited it to appoint… I hadn’t noticed! Excellent reasoning from your 12 year old… maybe they should have mcsweeny’s job.
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She does the Avon, doesn’t she? bsky.app/profile/edin...
The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned. And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized. I refuse to sanitize him.
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You are so right namesake! So right!
Are these guys all on some sort of substance that keeps them in a permanent state of delusion?? 🤷♀️
The dumb bitch should stop fking eating it then… Jesus WTAF? It’s not fking rocket science… 🤷♀️
Does the sofa guy get along with the guy who lives in the coffin?
@reformexposed.bsky.social
you can’t cook anything in a frying pan these days because of wok
Which is why I caveated with ‘or should be’ in brackets.
It’s hard to believe (or it should be) that the AGs office (or similar) is putting resource into coming up with ways to torture this poor man and his family. People actually sit in a room working on this; brainstorming ways to circumvent the law. It’s just a game to them. This is someone’s life!
I see the anti-cauliflower brigade are holding another Ban Cauli Day. Weirdos.
Tory government in UK tried this! Didn’t work… but then our justices aren’t owned!!
About fucking time!!! Shame on you America!!! I hope he’s sues the fuck outta them
It irks me that as an atheist I don’t believe in hell… but at times like this I wish it existed … for this guy, and his ilk and their evil lives.
When someone awful dies, it is in fact the right time to speak ill of them. James Dobson is gone but the evil he did lives on. www.wonkette.com/p/james-dobs...
My second largest business have just hired a very prudent scottish lad who loves dancing. He's my Doogie boogie frugal boy from company B. Yep, you heard.
Just used the last of the antiperspirant spray. Roll on tomorrow.
Top Tip: Telly producers. Save time on quiz shows by explaining the rules to the contestants before you go on air.
Thank you for this… I used to belong to an evangelical church for many years. I am no longer a believer. But what you have so eloquently stated is my understanding of Christianity in action and I see no correlation with the christofacist agenda! They are the antithesis of the teachings of Christ.
We need Danny Concannon in the press conference stat!
Another day… still nothing! 🤷♀️
Hello I’m a big city lawyer with a gorgeous, fully furnished penthouse apartment overlooking Central Park. When a friend needs a place to stay I get them a duvet and pillow from the cupboard and they sleep on the sofa….
This!!!!
Went coarse fishing today. Caught two fucking fish.
Farage makes me retch a little bit. Stop the small boaks.
In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258
Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████
The 1980s called. They want their way of telling people that they’re out of date back.
Well done USA! Well done 👏 🤦♀️
Aww no… 💔
Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 111 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo or video of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
#booksky
What a useless mealy mouthed piece of shit she is! May her pearls choke her! 😡
If BBC’s form in dealing with people who say shitty stuff is anything to go by, Bobby Vylan will be a guest on Question Time every other week until the end of time.
Dammit almost managed to climb the fence at Glastonbury this year. But the security guard caught me and told me I have to go back and watch Rod Stewart like everyone else....
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The best yet G! Truly lol… 😂
Finally a corporation is reacting to what’s happening here. Don’t be surprised that it’s not a car company or a shampoo brand. They’re all still pretending that life is normal. It’s a bookstore. Barnes and Noble fills their store display windows with Orwell’s 1984 and Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale.
@davidmccullough.bsky.social A bit more help in your Irish journey ☘️ 🇮🇪 www.instagram.com/reel/DLYArhu...
Frank Carson: There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. #itsthewayitellthem
He reminds me of Roy Cohn same vibe, similar looks.
The Immaculate Shoomp
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Wha?!
He clearly lost his train of thought and whilst most of us use ahh or umm he uses god… can’t go wrong when bring god into the mix! 🙄🤷♀️
tbf, I bombed a country when no one came to my birthday party too.
😂 EXCELLENT! 😂
Footballer Robin van Persie has 102 Dutch caps. Bit of an unusual collection, but each to their own.
WTAF ? I fking despair. What has happened to humanity! Wish they’d just get on with their miserable lives and leave the rest of us the fk alone. They should try to find joy in life as it takes a lot of effort to be hateful! Joy is also healthier! 🤷♀️ Twunts!! 😡
If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without you being an absolute nob head about it?
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 97 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo (or video) of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
Crowdfund this shit.
Sitting here eating dinner when I realized: Cottage Cheese is not actually, in reality, a cheese It’s just a curd to me
Opening lines from the film Argo?
Two Tribes?
Brilliant!!! 😆😆
EPIC response.
Fk G … warning needed! that scared me ! Creepy as! 😬
Frank? Frank, man you’re alive. I just… I saw this handbag man. It looked just like you. Oh Frank, I’m so relieved..
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258
That hair flick! 🙄
My apologies! Although it will be Sunday here for 5-8 hours of it 😊
I think apathy would be the best thing on Sunday. No large demos. But everyone should just go picnic in the park… go tubing on the river… or whatever leisure activity takes your fancy; everyone should endeavour to get out and get on with having a lovely day. Just ignore the vanity project. 🤷♀️
🧵 Sometimes you can be really shocked by the ignorance of non-Irish people about Ireland. In the past two days, one guy tried to explain to a Northern Ireland citizen about how dangerous plastic bullets are, & another just tried to explain Boycotts to me. [1]
My twin brother called me from prison He said: “you know how we finish each other sentences“?
More deserving
I don’t believe I said we were.
Many of us have nowhere near a full salary pension. I left school at 16 and started work immediately. There was no pension from employers unless you worked for civil service or councils. I did not avail of free university. I did pay for my daughter to attend. £35k a year? I wish!
Dear USA Deploying troops against civilians will not go well. Yours Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Just seen an Elton John look-a-like fall over in the supermarket. I thought "that's a lidl bit funny".
We can but hope!
much nicer than the tomato, egg and rabbit food sandwich bsky.app/profile/bria...
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes
Life decisions.
Ok 🤷♀️
None they might slip!
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Great news. I’m the new head of Old McDonalds farm. I’m the CIEIO
Ya think!?
Binged it at the weekend! Excellent…
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
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My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She yelled back, "How about now?"