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2 weeks, 2 years Tomaytow, tomahtow
Administration? If only. I think you mean regime.
Can you even call it a rose garden at this point?
Today’s American regime can be summed up in three letters. FFS
You know what causes serious harm among children, including more deaths than any other cause? Guns. Vaccines don’t even come close to any other cause of harm or death among young people. And prevent far more serious harm and death than not having them.
Ugh. But that requires me to, I dunno, exert myself or something.
Ah. So this is why the word “clusterfuck” was coined.
I’m not sure a representative of the regime sending in the National Guard to terrorize American citizens and other legal residents in their own cities is in any position to comment on “literal terrorists.”
Scuffle is a great word that we absolutely don’t use enough.
I forgot the word for shallot today. Absolutely could not get the word scallion out of the way. On the other hand, I don’t have the nuclear launch codes within my reach at all times.
Ok, first of all, nice homophobic rant. And second of all, the messaging was indeed that gay men were the most at risk population. And the experts also noted that they were watching closely because a disease in one population of people can very easily move to another population.
She’s such a whiny cunt. They all are.
Genocide. Say it.
There is always hope.
Huzzah for Second Amendment rights. Do I really need to add /s? My fucking fellow Americans willfully not understanding the God damned Second Amendment.
I’m old enough to have had a party line. And I don’t think I’m all that old.
“Let us plead God to stop the absolutely unhinged reverence Americans have for the Second Amendment.” Is this the right application of FIFY?
Pitchbot’s on a tear this holiday weekend.
Oofdah. And entirely accurate.
Dammit.
“ding-dong-ditch” Were you not ever a child? Fucking gun culture.
“I hear…” LOL
*snort!*
Christ.
This can’t be real. He didn’t thank you for your attention to this matter.
We should have *gone* harder… Props, I guess, for not saying “should of went harder.”
I loved watching him. But I also saw his missteps when he was in cultures I was familiar with. But man, what a mind.
Subtitles would be so much better.
I’m using Tokyo’s now never-ending summer as an excuse for why I never made a viable life there. I miss that place *deeply*. I do not miss its summers!
I just cannot fathom anyone hearing “Secretary Kennedy, one of the world's foremost experts on public health,” not immediately collapsing into a paroxysm of disbelief.
OK, but I was in Tokyo during the 2011 earthquake. Why aren’t you talking about *that*?
Interesting new format you’ve got there! This is the second one I’ve seen. Will there be more? *i am a social user*
I had such a great Friday night. And then woke up on Saturday and he’s still here. Sigh.
I’m clearly behind the times. And it’s not going to be what I *really* want. But I’m still intrigued.
This mother fucker challenges my pacifist ethic. Every. Fucking. Day.
Hey! I’ve got an extra kidney! Any takers? Quality not guaranteed.
“Old and outdated” describes so many things in DC.
I’m having trouble getting my mind around 90,000 hot dogs gathering in one place. Don’t they usually hang out in packs of eight?
I’d rather have crime.
Pretty bold coming from the convicted-felon-in-chief.
When a flag is at the end of its life, it is burned. As we now live under a fascist regime, the American flag, as a symbol of freedom and democracy, has reached the end of its life. We might not be quite there. But burning the flag is symbolic of what Trump is doing to the country. And a right.
Heavy rainfall will increase, not decrease, the chances of contamination since more runoff from the surrounding vegetation will end up in the water. Plus the increased sediments from the river itself as the rain and increased water flow disturbs the riverbed.
Expanded Summer Streets! In all boroughs! Staten Island’s is particularly anemic. Not that I’m surprised.
These are the types of hypotheticals I come up with when I’m so drunk that I think I’m actually clever and erudite.
Is it okay if I feel this way about *every* “reality” show?
You say that as if this isn’t entirely reasonable. *reads again* On. Yeah. That’s entirely unreasonable.
Impeccable sources.
As did “Democracy dies in darkness”. Well, maybe a promise more than a threat.
What potato chip flavor is the best potato chip flavor? And is it sour cream and onion, or is that just a diversion?
I’m skeptical, but can be swayed. I’m going to need a case delivered to my home to confirm this claim.
I just don’t get why someone as allegedly wealthy as him can’t afford a better makeup artist. I know that’s probably not the main concern, Darth. But I do question it.
All that money and not a decent makeup artist anywhere to be seen.
Hey, ya fucking goons! Eating in public is legal. Eating in the Metro is not. Learn the fucking laws you fucking fucks!
I think most of us almost never get to feel that. Or maybe I’m too cynical. These are life goals that I’ll take on from now on.
Hahaha. Here I am wondering if I’ll be able to afford insurance next year. What an scapegoating ass.
A breast pocket is the least that Stephen Miller is missing. But you can’t possibly fault his tailor for that.
I’m deleting my original post, because we don’t need to pester Darth.
Was there another direction?
Ruh roh. I’m not yet informed. But I’m sure I empathize.
I have *so many prescriptions*. Progressive lenses. Separate Rx for the computer. Remove glasses for reading. Multifocal contacts. Add-on glasses Rx for computer and another for reading. Progressive/multifocal are good for short-term use (eg., check email on phone). Extra Rx for longer uses.
Oops. Sorry about that. Darth already weighed in. Of course he was on top of potato-based crimes.
We’re in a whole new era of deli-based crimes and misdemeanors.
Tis.
I am constantly plagued by innocent attempts to hand me cash stuffed inside an open sour cream & onion potato chip bag. Isn’t everyone?
If they were dill pickle potato chips, I would not have been able to resist. Sour cream & onion … ? Meh.
Oh God! The vagrants! Save us from the vagrants. Lets not be too hard on him. He’s just trying to demonstrate to a wide audience the definition of “wanker”.
Hear him out, Darth. This seems like a perfectly reasonable concern. (In case it’s absolutely necessary… /s)
Ah, juveniles. So adorable in their naïveté about how we arrived at the state we are in today.
That’s a shame.
I’m resisting the urge to stalk you to find out what neighborhood I need to move to…
This is rather provocative for a Sunday evening…
Cunts.
Oh, were you expecting consistency?
Well, hopefully AI can solve our global issues as well as this AI-compiled post.
I’m self-employed. I’m not entirely expecting to be able to afford (the already unaffordable) health insurance past 12/31/25.
But I’ve been reassured by many on this site that our men and women in uniform would not comply with unlawful orders. Seems that’s considerably more difficult in the midst of things than many thought. Or our men and women in uniform are more on board with the regime’s actions than we thought.
She clearly was forced to change her signature to match his. Or he signs everything for her. Or … the autopen.
I don’t say this lightly, but … Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Dammit. I’m in NYC and am not using this properly as a noun. Please send help.
Unless that mail-in voting shows that you won. In that case, the fact that you allow just anyone to show up and register a vote on Election Day proves that your elections are dishonest.
Sure, Jan.
Hmmm. It looks like a translator’s services may be required. “‘Trump admits his tariff rates are based on, among other things, “absofuckinglutely nothing.’”
Is it ever *not* suppertime anywhere in the world?
Please drop these annoying subtitles. Use actual subtitles. For people who need subtitles, they’re difficult to watch in conjunction with watching the content. For people who don’t, they’re just a distraction.
I’m self-employed in NY (which means I’m dependent on the marketplace) and I’m holding my breath to see what’s going to happen. I won’t really know until November, which makes financial planning a nightmare.
Huzzah.
Make Malaria Great Again. (Targeted and temporary, of course.)
Same. I took over a lease, and was surprised at lease renewal, since there was no mention of rent stabilization in the contract. Also surprised when I got money back & reduced rent because the co. had overcharged several tenants & were sued over it. I can’t actually afford to move at this point.
How far? El Salvador far? Everglades far?
Republicans really are pussies, aren’t they?
Or he’s doing this to provoke violence that “proves” the need to send in the National Guard and active duty military to the “scary” liberal cities.
Oh, whell… there’s some shocking news.
OK. But hear me out. What if the sandwich in question had green peppers or raw onions? Or … Subway sandwich bread (which in some jurisdictions cannot be classified as bread)? Do these crimes not rise to the level of DUI checkpoints?
You don’t say.
Huh. I figured Pirro, if anyone, would understand stunts in the name of entertainment and hilarity.
“I AM SANDWICH GUY!”
*Tokyo *Tokyo *Tokyo *Tokyo *NYC
I can think of some republicans who need a paddle. And they’d probably enjoy it. Which is why they fantasize about it so much.
What a fucking joke. Unfortunately, the joke is on democracy.
Someone has to put down the subway sandwich insurrection.