We were having the antifa club meeting at my house and things got out of hand
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We were having the antifa club meeting at my house and things got out of hand
I'm rearranging my house yet again, and I'm finding all kinds of treasures, like this Stonehenge I bought at a Spinal Tap concert, and this prom picture of my son and bonus son
I'm still mad that cam didn't want to go to college, he's a much better kicker and not an asshole
The cat is sitting on my lap, Arlo is not amused
It's about time, my house was burned down 3 times last week
Maybe 10% of this is real food
Like if you went to buy yourself a lil treat and spent $90 at Trader Joe's
youtu.be/YROmPNUHmpY?...
Could you imagine if RFK Jr was actually real
Ok when I get some money I'm going back
Fuck soft, that's the wall I want to build
I forgot to say that some dumb bitch in a Camry cut me off when I was sending this text
WELL I DID NOT
I was using talk-to-text @sirnemo.bsky.social while driving
Worm 1: I made it! I'm in a Kennedy's brain! Worm 2: which Kennedy? Worm 1: ...
No shit 😂
That worm is trying his best
Sen. Wyden: I'd like to use my time to speak to the worm RFK: What? The worm: I thought you'd never ask
I will never apologize for a post
If anybody I know won the Powerball tonight just remember that Aunt Gina has always loved you
I wonder if they know Jasper
Lol me too
A man whose family came here on a boat gets hard for killing people coming here on a boat
The very rare half megasploot
30 helens agree this is some bullshit
I don't know good rap from bad but I believe you
I don't know her music at all but I would fistfight for Cardi B
It's just me so I do maybe one load of laundry a week, but I think you're on to something with the angle of the hose
And in 24 short months they'll be all mine
They look so small compared to the old white ones they took away
I shall be officially retiring my clothesline today
I worked at a pizza pizza, I traded some serious shit for Bellagios left overs
My dentist can just shut up and take my money
Like 70 years ago when I delivered pizza, the manager was married to the manager of the theater. We'd send over a couple pizzas and they'd trade for a couple garbage bags full of popcorn
I'll admit, there are times where I would pay any amount of money for sweetarts. They're my favorite food.
I'm pretty sure one of the delivery services will deliver from the movie theater, I remember wondering why people would pay $7 for a box of sweetarts that costs $1.99
As a group I mean
There's literally no scenario where I would celebrate white men
I have an odd shape
I was using a 33 and it was a little short. I have a 6'3" torso and 5'3" legs
This is what I felt like showing up to play softball after THIRTY FUCKING YEARS with no bat and my glove from 1995
I've been out for a few days now, it's been fun
Me, remembering Hufunga got traded so I have a new team I guess
Does anybody have a fast pitch softball bat I can borrow for the next few weeks? I sort of signed up for a team and I want to look like I know what I'm doing, but I don't want to buy a new bat
Trump can decorate a door any way he likes, as long as it's death's door.
7 so Jerami and I can talk about our fashion collab - his ideas, I just construct
I need a new door
Hell yeah
Brittle bones? But I drink plenty of
Put some Sprite in a fancy glass, it's not about the alcohol
His grave is gonna be a gender neutral bathroom.
I'm manifesting JD Vance to choke to death in a couch cushion. Nature will take care of trump.
Stop liking this what is wrong with you
It's good timing for me if trump dies, because my diet has been terrible lately and I'll have a world class dump ready for his grave
He's always been a disgusting sack of shit
He hasn't looked that "good" in 40 years
If they're not careful it's gonna look like they're just after our money
What have I become that I need a special occasion to drink champagne?
I'm not using any energy on the orange one, but I am gonna put the bottle of champagne I've been saving for a special occasion in the fridge
This especially doesn't make sense because cartoons have taught me that wolves are always snappy dressers
Can't even manage a "bone apple tea", lazy
(Michelle Obama, suggesting ketchup may not be a vegetable) BURN THE WITCH (RFK jr saying he can see our mitochondria) Seems reasonable
In a perfect world
"talk shit get hit" has been the social contract for like 10,000 years, and as soon as that goes away you get whatever we're dealing with now.
Counterpoint: there are dozens of reputable indie companies to get patterns from (including the one I work for)
I'm a bumpkin who's only been out of Oregon a few times, but this is shocking to me
Yoooooo I watched that documentary and he got fucked big time
There's literally no downside to this
Nowadays if you take their bedroom door off the hinges it's abuse. Fuck that.
I'd trust Dr Arroyo with my life (I don't value my life)
Sure, but what does he charge?
It's because we can't slap kids anymore. Just the threat of it is usually enough.
I don't negotiate with terrorists
It's giving Goonies
Ok, but when all this gentle parenting goes wrong don't look at me
My toxic old trait is that I agree, y'all are raising your kids wrong letting them wear other people's jerseys to a Blazers game.. (I think y'all are raising your kids wrong in lots of other ways too, but it's your bail money)
Brilliant
I do everything in 3s and 7s so I'll just do that
Update: my Fitbit counts crocheting as steps, so I'm about to break a million
I sit at a computer and sewing machine all days for work so I just sit around getting fatter
For me it's the time it takes to get to 10,000. I don't have 2 hours a day (most days) to just walk around.
The last time I got over 10k steps was in the Anchorage airport walking between terminals
I know, but my new Fitbit got here today and I was testing it out
Arlo and I walked around for almost an hour and I got to 4900
No shade to people who do, but I don't see a scenario where I get 10,000 steps in one day
This explains why you're dating me
I pretty much exclusively use it for shopping
If for some reason I ever got married all I would want is a band anyway, so that tracks
I think I just knew nobody was gonna save my female ass if I got in trouble so I didnt
I lost my fake engagement ring that I wear to work, should I get another? Or should I just rely on my innate goblin-ness to repel people?
He almost died so many times as a toddler, it's his brand
Nah if my brother did it somehow it would be adorable
Added to the list
Don't threaten me with a good time, orange Hitler
There's no way I would ever come down, because once my parents saw me up there it would be the end of my life
To be fair, he only stopped to help because he thought it was an underage girl he could pick up
