Only in our family will my kid opt to eat with another family on the cruise.
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Only in our family will my kid opt to eat with another family on the cruise.
I think the captain said “oh hell no. We gone” en route home. lol
I’ve been on a Royal Caribbean cruise for the last couple of days. Around the corner, pulling into port… Carnival. It’s about to get 🕯️🕯️🕯️
I think you actually can do that from a small number of hotels.
I used to work on the 10th floor. Loved it. Bathroom had the best view of DTLA.
Los Angeles: share this. Fuck ICE.
Builder Grade. LOL.
At this point, I need a new bingo card I don’t even know where to start. What I know is this: Earnie has turned himself back in to prison to continue serving his sentence. In October 1994, Steven and Earnie murdered my mother and Gerry’s father. My siblings and I were teenagers then; now we’re…
Transition to vacation mode
AND A CAR CHASE!!!?
Got the email that the man who killed my mother was returned to prison today. This is the best worst day ever. They are both in prison, and there’s very little hope for their freedom. I will sleep well tonight.
You guys will not believe what happened today.
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My kid is 17 today. It was like yesterday…and now I have to stop crying.
I’m at the memorial service for our long-time church member Byron. This is probably the worst part of church. I heard something this week that I’m going to hang onto: just because they aren’t here anymore doesn’t mean they aren’t your friend.
Then read it out loud. Then share the post, and read it again. Keep reading this until you start getting upset over the fact that it takes a lot of hands to pull wool from the eyes of racists.
I’ve been a part of some really awesome community meetings. This one is the TOP mtg I’ve ever been a part of. Still remember all the bits.
It’s nearly August. Summer is just arriving
I love how my first thought was… dude… she’s a Swiftie
Just so that we are all clear. Doc is 100% correct.
Hometown in the news!
Oh my god. lol.
We HAD to do sprint week the first full week of school. She has “culture” tomorrow. WTF. Our family culture is food trucks, camping, and fighting the patriarchy. How does that translate to a cute high school outfit? Legit, I need inspo via Pinterest boards.
Listening to my kid play Roblox will never get old
This is why Al Gore invented the internet
Sending you good vibes
Hey! Stop doomscrolling. He got the job, go like the post!
So, anyone out there who voted for the current president, either one or two times…regrets yet? What do you consider your “final straw”?
Mostly politics.
This dodger is as chaotic as my college-years dating life
Psht. Venice doesn’t need a house of pies. Venice DOES need HSR.
Hydroflask replaced.
The most important thing is on sale at REI!
My kid pulls her transcript as often as I check the MLB standings. She’s got a 4.5. This is crazy. I finished high school with a 2.9 and was over the moon.
Anyone else concerned that FTD will trade away AK for some fake shiny keychain that Putin brings?
Dude. This week got me. Got me good.
Today is the first day of school for my Senior. Dude. She ran late getting ready, and now she is waymo-ing to school. What a fucking trip.
Particularly if ICE has stormed it. Motherfuckers.
#splashofla dunkbait: I told the drunk guy last weekend that your building has a public restroom in it.
#splashofla dunkbait: I rode my bike on 7th street and played with your side view mirror
Tomorrow: Dunk tank has my name on it. That's fine. Angel fans are invited, mostly because you can't throw a ball.
"Oh yeah, your apartment building has a fake Banksy!!!"
"Your neighborhood is so last week, all your neighbors renewed their leases"
A couple of years ago I did time on a dunk tank to help raise money for the Urban Foundation. To get people all upset I posted a bunch of taunts. The taunts didn’t work. But they still seem funny to me…
Vermont
Home.
Watching the Kenai bears bulking up for winter. Get that Bear Bod!!!!
Valley folks - Caltrans has online surveys for input on plans for pedestrian bridges over the 101 Freeway - in Encino dot.ca.gov/caltrans-nea...
One funny tidbit: someone asked me where I’m from. I said “downtown LA” Their reply: “ohhhh you have the graffiti towers” Yes.
I’m on the bus, heading to the house…I’m on Bluesky, teams chat, email, and a text chat about dinner plans.
One thing I love about LA: our cell service is fast, strong, and works. I just spent days in Miami….my laptop is still trying to load Monday’s email.
You gotta bring a friend. Friends on the bus are awesome
Ohhhh. Los Angeles. I missed you so!
I think my presentation went well. I was able to show off my favorite things, with my family and Girl Scout troop doing cameos
Ready to talk about how I keep track of your open rates and times. #aptatech25
So, now I can say I’ve had my feet in the Atlantic. I was bracing myself for the Pacific.
I found my panel in the program my title isn’t correct, but I’m here now. s6.goeshow.com/apta/tech/20...
I wrote about LA's transportation budget issues back in March. Over the next few years, Angelenos get to watch as safety improvements will be prioritized around megaevent venues. While we wait 5? 10? 16? years for basic fixes that will get our kids to school alive
Buses that go to the airport should have seating that fits carry on bags.
Omg. I forgot about MIA heat
This is 💯 why I schedule a monthly clean out of my bags.
There’s the 5 of them. Bathroom kit, laptop kit, Apple devices kit, food kit, coffee kit. I got accolades for my organization
He’s raising money as he “continues to represent Team USA as one of the few elite Black figure skaters competing on the international stage”… if anyone needs a cause to support! www.gofundme.com/f/help-emman...
I love this
A Compton family endured two killings in just eight months. Why justice is so elusive
www.sciencealert.com/scientists-f...
I’m only mad that you didn’t share the article link.
Had to take my shoes off. Glad I wore socks
Good thing I showed up early. All my packing cubes needed inspection
Of course there’s no hot water in the apt this morning
See you tomorrow!
I head to MIA tomorrow for #APTATECH My panel will be Tuesday AM, 8 AM ET. My talk…will be about Nextdoor. You know I’m Nextdoor famous. Folks at church told me so. 😜
Apple needs to bring back the iPod nano! These yonder pouches are gonna drive my kid bonkers.
New coffee shop alert! And it looks to be awesome!
Zach Long volunteered with the SF Symphony and Opera, was a ruling elder of the Old First Presbyterian Church, and served on the board of directors for the AIDS Emergency Fund and the Lark Street Youth Center.
This is not code for GO TO BEACH
Oh man. CEO caught me with no socks.
Running up to trade deadline is where you find the best baseball. Fight me on this, if you dare.
Sandals returned
There they are!
I’m at an outdoor movie thing. I think my kid ran off with my sandals.
Holy crap. I don’t think anyone really understands how big this is
@jmshghtwr.bsky.social I’m telling you now…Liam and Pam 4EVA
Good to see them updating the Richard Scarry books
I need to know if Pam and Liam are the Taylor and Travis for this summer.
Frank got the job.
It’s hall of fame weekend. All the teams are rolling old school.
Stop showing me the fucking Yankees game. I do not care.
What would be awesome is if the Dodgers traded Walker TOMORROW, so he can pitch Sunday against the Soxs.
I need to figure out how to get to my in-laws on Friday nights. They used my phone number for their oyster discount. I’m sitting poolside drinking beer.
WE PLAY FOR MOOKIE!
And those lines represent my migraines markers
That “B” on certain Dodgers hats actually represents Brooklyn, not Boston or Los Angeles.
Looks like sight seeing gone nearly deadly!
☠️ 🫏 funny!
Transportation committee?
Can we go back to talking about last night’s South Park episode
@jodylitvak.bsky.social Hey! Congrats on your Commission appointment! Looking forward to sending staff your direction for briefings!
Let's send my friend Frank some good vibes as he heads for a second interview. It's been a minute, and it's time to get him back to work. #GoFrankGo
Full train, pot smoke and all.
