If he has bought them, his access all areas pass is rescinded :D
Sweary ginger designer with side hustle drawing naughty but niche greetings cards to shove up yer post boxes. Also #kittyditties Naughty but niche cards/prints: Dippyfishcards.etsy.com Art: ArtOfNote.sumupstore.com Misc/tips: https://ko-fi.com/dippyfish
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If he has bought them, his access all areas pass is rescinded :D
And I am sure they look very nice on gorgeous Luigi as he sashays around, sockless in Venice :) but for Colin, from Halifax? Possibly not
LOLS! ;D
It’s a challenging wank
Come on Clark. Do your stupid loathsome taxes so you can do some more art
Pah ha ha! And to be fair, I know - fashion is always cyclical - and this is just MY silly little opinion. And I ALSO know I am fickle AF and if Chris Hemsworth rocked up in my boudoir wearing them I might change my tune a bit… dreadful inconstant woman that I am :) x
Shieße!
I mean, I do love this one. But she is for sale if YOU would also love her… #mermaid #art #artforsale #original #bsnm #ukgiftam ko-fi.com/s/b422d85a1c (Really do have to remember that I have to sell my darlings sometimes if I wanna eat!)
NO! Do not TORTURE ME ANY FURTHER! The HORROR
They are just VILE
INNIT? Jesus Christ. Also see: never use the word FANNY in a sexualised context… instant Sahara dahn below Come back for these and more sage pieces of sexual advice from Me, Dr Roof.
My favourite gentleman caller is shopping for shoes. M&S, it appears, are selling the shoe leather equivalent of a chastity belt. A bone fide anti-fanny magnet of a shoe. The way my faff clamped shut at the very sight of these monstrosities. Stop contributing to the Male Loneliness epidemic! MY EYES
you should buy rose's pots they'll keep your soul sage and warm
I LOVE THIS! Joyous. Have a lovely day…
Look at this beautiful thing (and happy birthday)
Every. Damn. Stupid. Time.
Yeah. I loved it too, to be honest
UROO
"hi it's Keir from Westminster" "KEZZA" "people won't stop asking me about flags, what should I do?"
Saved for future prolific professional usage
Nope. Concur. Huge zombie wang
As if I couldn’t love him more, Ncuti Gatwa trying to explain Ribena to his American co-star is the joy we all need in the world today. You’re welcome.
INNITTHO? #snort
While I was looking for a piece of original art that was hiding, I found these little prints of things I later developed from it: Sail Away & Flamingo-a-go-go If anyone would like them, £20 each inc UK postage! Shout up below to claim. First come… and all that #watercolour #bsnm #artforsale
I also have some Spunk stashed away somewhere in this house. For special occasions! And LOLS
Nominative determinism
THE WAY I LAUGHSNORTED AT THIS
Meta's version of Twitter is called Threads which, for those of a certain age in the UK, brings up visions of nuclear holocaust. This reminded me of when I found out Sega means 'wank' in Italian, and wondered how often this happens. Here's a list of things that got lost in translation.
YES!!!!!!!
Mate, you’re fucking lovely. X
@berryh.bsky.social
I kind of can’t help loving the word slag. I think it’s the Danny Dyer effect :)
I mean, I do love this one. But she is for sale if YOU would also love her… #mermaid #art #artforsale #original #bsnm #ukgiftam ko-fi.com/s/b422d85a1c (Really do have to remember that I have to sell my darlings sometimes if I wanna eat!)
I really do think terrible thoughts begin to show on a person’s physog. Ugly inside has a way of writing itself on your face after a while. Just like, the lovelier people are, the more beautiful they seem to get :)
An ‘ultracrepidarian’ (19th century) is one who loves to give their opinion, at length, on matters they know nothing about.
If you need a break from the noise, this is a gorgeous daytime listen (NOT sleep safe) from under the trees on the Warren. Listen to the birds welcoming the start of another hot August day. Episode 237 - Sighing sea beyond the Warren (52 mins) > bit.ly/LenFolk6
EXQUISITE! Thank you!
I shall apologise to it this instant… it was clearly just having a moment of early morning IRE
An ethereal turquoise delight
That is my favourite colour :)
Wow. Cos yeah. That is two of your prominent characteristi… what the actual fuck? X I’m so sorry. People can be such turds.
One of mine in the current @privateeyenews.bsky.social. The next issue is out tomorrow (Sept 3rd).
We lost him in February 2024, but the ashes need to be interred now. And I am not ready. I will never be ready.
Malevolent ghost in mah coffee KNOWS the spooky season approacheth
Oh god. THE COLOURS
They both look super lovely…
TOKYOSEXSALE! I have all these prints in the storage drawers of my studio. Some are mis-cut, some are not as dark as I’d like and some were just printed to prevent wasted paper. If you’d like one or two of these, please DM me.
Fuck the fash 🖕
Apple details gouache
Oh honey. I am so very sorry for your loss x
I need CWAFEEEEEEEEEEEEE X have a lovely day Mindles
🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke ponye girle Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keepe on daunsinge, Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo] 🎶
Whoop! Absolutely delighted that WHEN I GROW UP I'D LIKE TO BE... is the bookshop.org Children's Book of the Month for September! 🎉🎉🎉 Fyi, It's out on 25 Sept and if you pre-order it now and use the code GROW you can save 10% 👉https://tinyurl.com/579czmrf
Dammit. He was wonderful
Oh how sad. I have always utterly adored this actor… Vale…
Trying to catch up with myself after all of the too much emosh of the last few weeks (& worrying about my dad’s interment cos I just don’t want to put him into the ground) and be able to achieve art and earning money and stuff… sorry to ANYONE expecting things from me. I know I’m flaky at the moment
Now largely forgotten, West German carmarker Glas used Goggomobil as a brand name for its smaller models such as this four-stroke 688cc saloon, known in Germany as the Isar. For English-speaking markets it was the Goggomobil Royal. The design was made from 1959-65. #weirdcarbs
What a BEAUTIFUL view - thanks for sharing. Love dappled light. Always :)
Good morning through dappled light....always makes you feel good..💜 xx #vanlifeweekend #peakdistrict
Mornin’ what are we all having?
What a beautiful birb
01 of #septempera! A fancy goat. Got a bit overambitious for the time I had but it turned out okay I think. Added some crayons too.
Yay. SOLD 🔴
I have to paint a couple at some point before Christmas :)
You know I love me a BIRB :)
Ha ha ha ha
This is a really good point. Vote for Lineker as a signal to the right wing press. Also, almost as important, please ensure Mrs Brown's Boys doesn't win anything.
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social treasure alert! LOVE these stickers and yes, that is a 'punching nazis' magnet and it's brilliant 😁🥰
The pumpkins They destroyed their cage Yes YES The pumpkins are out
I’m struggling a bit tbh. Absolutely shattered after last week’s full on shenanigans… thank you, you and the lil guys
:( oh. Bum.
Porthmeor Rocks… up on a customer’s beautiful wall. So chuffed to see my art out in the wild :) Prints available in A5-A3 from £35 + p&p (This is A4) Get in touch on DM or in comments to purchase.
Bloody Foreigner. Coming over here, with their 50th anniversary tour.
Awwww! Lil guys!!!!
HUGS x
i am also happy to provide this service fyi. on.ft.com/4p1VbG1
Usually, when something or someone touches a Christmas tree worm's feathery radioles, it would immediately retract back into its hole. But not blennies and gobies - the worms consider those fishes as homies who are allowed to touch their radioles. #Invertebrate 🧪 link.springer.com/article/10.1...
Also. That baby’s MANFACE is sending me
HOW IS SISU
I love you. You silly twats
Newspaper property sections are always like "Sebastian, Pancetta and their son Eugenics moved from the city to the country to live their dream" and then there's a picture of them outside their new mansion with their new cow and you can tell the cow is going "I fucking hate my life."
WHERE IS SISU
I would 100% watch SISU TUTU
Savage BADDIES bashing. Good. GOOD
Did we mention you should watch whatever SISU is?
LOLS
Fank you…
Oh God, Watch SISU…
Joyless wankers…
If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.
Joyless twerps…
I enjoyed one in Cape Verde a few years before Lockdown. My waistline IS still recovering! Enjoyed. X
Happy 127th, Ena
The comments. Man… (although, not all of them) - but Jesus, it was a horrible thing. Wretched elitest gatekeeping scumbags
Oh no. Yet another not so great person?
Nasty… slippedisc.com/2025/08/mahl...
Norman Lebrecht
The reward of the sunrises!