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Dave "Glen" Pentez

@glenpentez.bsky.social

I grow weed.

created September 19, 2023

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1/9/2025, 11:52:55 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I learned several ways to fake speaking in tongues at the same Bible college where Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker met. The History of Christianity class I took there was another significant step towards realizing my own atheism.

1/9/2025, 11:19:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never could understand the argument that we should hate Jews for killing Jesus. Now, I'm not a Christian anymore, but last time I checked Jesus' death is what gives us salvation. Shouldn't they be *thanking* the Jews? After all, without the shedding of blood, there is no forgiveness of sins.

1/9/2025, 11:17:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After he shoots his part in the Street Fighter movie

1/9/2025, 9:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are we expected to believe this is Dennis Quaid?

Dennis Quaid with all distinguishing features smoothed away
1/9/2025, 9:35:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My first step was at Bible camp when I was 10-11. It was "get filled with the Spirit" night, and though I sang and prayed the same as everyone else, I didn't start speaking in tongues. For years I thought I'd been personally rejected by God.

1/9/2025, 9:30:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm very familiar: I was raised evangelical Christian. I knew about the Rapture before I knew how to play baseball.

1/9/2025, 7:41:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My best guess is the censor at the switch is older and doesn't know what it means.

1/9/2025, 7:08:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:28:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:24:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"no one knows the day or hour" but they think they can force God's hand by engineering world events

1/9/2025, 2:50:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's also why they support Israel. They need a nation of Israel to exist for their apocalypse fantasies.

1/9/2025, 1:11:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're here to *become* NXT Europe

31/8/2025, 7:30:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A former outlaw-turned-country singer yet is the furthest thing from outlaw country

31/8/2025, 7:23:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*while

31/8/2025, 11:51:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whole they're there, tell 2005 Snoop as well. I'm sure he wouldn't be too pleased.

31/8/2025, 7:37:03 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And one bear cub (dead) (not by bicycle accident)

30/8/2025, 11:32:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never stopped

30/8/2025, 10:15:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:17:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same.

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30/8/2025, 1:27:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y'know, congestive heart failure can be related to Covid, so perhaps...

30/8/2025, 1:02:44 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I'm not supposed to jack off at a korn concert then why does his mic stand look like that

29/8/2025, 8:00:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gee, the two of her children who don't talk to her are the ones who got degrees, weird how that turned out.

28/8/2025, 11:02:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the one brother you keep up with (me) is also no-contact with her.

28/8/2025, 11:01:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that line a holdover from the Stallone Beverly Hills Cop?

27/8/2025, 3:41:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does this still count as suicide by c*p?

27/8/2025, 12:20:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Important related ?: Is Pearl Jam a jam band

26/8/2025, 8:51:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A young flying fox eating an apple
25/8/2025, 11:26:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm watching jam bands on nugs, what does that make me

25/8/2025, 12:33:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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J. E. Freeman as Eddie
24/8/2025, 7:22:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marc can't be the new Rogan, Rogan would never end his podcast.

24/8/2025, 7:18:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe at his most funny business

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24/8/2025, 7:16:55 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will do. Address?

23/8/2025, 8:55:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The logo is better than the food poisoning I got the last time I ate there

23/8/2025, 5:49:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That could be anyone. This one is a little more clear. More of his face, y'know.

Head cheerleader George W. Bush
22/8/2025, 8:10:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's from near Boston, it's instinctual

22/8/2025, 4:05:50 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 2:01:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My God, they've done her in the news.

21/8/2025, 2:01:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please don’t do in the news nothing about me.

21/8/2025, 2:00:44 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not always sketch comedy, sometimes drugs

21/8/2025, 1:51:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either way, someone I detest loses, so it's a win for me.

20/8/2025, 8:43:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trick question: he's talking about TLC

20/8/2025, 8:05:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To everyone saying "Fuck Dr. Phil", I say, absolutely, but let us not forget to *also* say "Fuck Trinity Broadcast Network".

20/8/2025, 7:51:42 PM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just got Highline fiber installed at my home in the UP backwoods. Holy hell.

20/8/2025, 5:19:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clouds? Night?

20/8/2025, 1:52:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or, as in the picture Bloomberg chose 100% not by accident, clouds.

20/8/2025, 1:52:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clouds, gloves, tunnels. Just three things off the top of my very stoned head they didn't consider. I'm sure I can brainstorm more.

20/8/2025, 1:50:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once upon a Saturday morning, @natepentz.bsky.social ate liver and onions live on the radio, the culmination of an ad campaign for auto insurance.

30/3/2025, 7:36:22 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And was paid in marijuana

20/8/2025, 12:56:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Hollander played all three in The King's Man

20/8/2025, 12:39:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 12:03:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My father-in-law's childhood babysitter was Ed Gein.

20/8/2025, 12:01:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/1RPoymt3Jx4?...

19/8/2025, 11:46:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gabby Haynes, lead singer of the Butthole Surfers, is the son of the local reporter who first announced the assassination live from the scene.

19/8/2025, 11:44:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you aware that the word exists outside of its use as a slur? Like, I grow cannabis, and if the plant's growth is impeded, that word is an apt, non-slur descriptor of what's happened to it. Is there no acceptable context?

19/8/2025, 7:21:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

He meant Dyson vacuum

19/8/2025, 5:06:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I realize a possible end point of this is "oops no genders" but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

19/8/2025, 4:46:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There will be as many genders as billionaires. Want fewer genders? Reduce the # of billionaires.

19/8/2025, 4:40:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It had better.

19/8/2025, 2:23:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh word?

18/8/2025, 11:24:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wrote and directed this classic Eddie Murphy short. youtu.be/l_LeJfn_qW0?...

18/8/2025, 10:59:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm torn as to which is worse: this or the exact same responses but they *are* actually listening, they're just that empty.

18/8/2025, 9:12:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What he's describing probably isn't any cheaper

18/8/2025, 9:02:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"There is only one Silicon Valley. Hard to imagine where the human race would be right now without it." No, I don't have an overinflated sense of self, why do you ask?

18/8/2025, 4:57:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Same thing with Classmates. "Dave, you have friends from high school who want to reconnect!" I was homeschooled.

18/8/2025, 11:21:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

You fundamentally don't agree with creators owning their work? So you think you should be able to steal anything?

18/8/2025, 11:19:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely laughable that your previous post is about sloppy journalism. "I ran names through Google Translate" is sloppier than anything NPR has done, ever.

18/8/2025, 10:58:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's reworking "preexisting conditions"

18/8/2025, 10:55:38 AM | 93 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Context matters, it was regarding an AI. Are you upset that I used the term in its proper usage, not as a slur?

18/8/2025, 10:51:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They found out he wrote White Lightnin

18/8/2025, 1:14:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look upon me, I'll show you the Good of the Man.

18/8/2025, 12:10:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about a BS in Radio TV and Film, where do I fall?

18/8/2025, 12:05:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quit lying. You *absolutely* peed your pants, she helped clean it up.

17/8/2025, 11:32:04 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or El Hijo del Dr. Wagner Jr.

17/8/2025, 5:42:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New slashfic: Lincoln boned Mary Ann Holmes, making him Booth's Claudius.

17/8/2025, 5:40:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Punter

17/8/2025, 3:25:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, because you lot only care about them when you can use them to criticize Democrats. Yet y'all seem perfectly fine with the horrors Trump *promised* to do to those same groups. You don't really care about them, they're just your pet causes.

17/8/2025, 2:24:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the current state of your pet project? Gotten any better, has it? Feeling good and righteous about your non-decision? How's the genocide going, slowed down yet? How about human rights in the US, is your smug self-satisfaction a worthwhile replacement?

17/8/2025, 1:20:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Notice *I* never specified any group regarding pet projects. Because it's just a placeholder. Palestinian rights, trans rights, defunding police, universal healthcare et al: whatever the issue that Kamala didn't meet you at, Trump is worse in every measurable way.

17/8/2025, 1:15:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

If you did, you'd have voted against Trump. But you didn't, so clearly human rights aren't really that important to you.

17/8/2025, 1:08:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't actually care about your pet project other than as a cudgel against Democrats.

17/8/2025, 1:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm saying they're a pet project *to you*, as you'll allow someone worse on them because the other candidate wasn't perfect on them.

17/8/2025, 1:06:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit. If you actually cared about your pet project, you wouldn't allow Trump to regain power. Being righteous about Kamala was more important to you than stopping Trump. Fuck off into the emptyness from whence you came.

17/8/2025, 12:46:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

What good is voting for their values if Trump back in power is the result? Congratulations, you threw away your voice for nothing.

17/8/2025, 12:35:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Your moral baseline is fucked as it allowed Trump to regain power. You can try to explain it away all you want: you DID this. "my Hispanic and trans neighbors are being terrorized daily, but at least I didn't vote for an imperfect candidate".

17/8/2025, 12:32:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

So let's give all the power to the people whose stated platform is to remove human rights for all marginalized groups, great job.

17/8/2025, 12:27:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Gee, she's bad on Palestine, better withhold my vote and let the guy who wants to build a resort on the Gaza strip win power".

17/8/2025, 12:26:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

When you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. MAGA/Republicans never miss *any* elections, midterm local or otherwise. You refusing to vote is conceding ground to them.

17/8/2025, 12:24:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

When have you opposed Trump? You didn't at the one place that matters most.

17/8/2025, 12:18:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Now you're just nitpicking my words. Try this: candidate A is wishy/washy on genocide. Candidate B wants to *do* his own genocide. Saying they're the same is categorically false.

17/8/2025, 12:17:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't you fucking dare mention trans people. You chose Trump who promised to make their lives worse.

17/8/2025, 12:15:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah and instead you allowed the worse genocidaire to gain power. Are you completely incapable of self-reflection?

17/8/2025, 12:14:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

You chose Trump by refusing to vote against him. You maybas well wear a MAGA hat.

17/8/2025, 12:12:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

So why didn't you vote to stop the man who vowed to escalate the genocide? Why does your caring about Palestinians end at presidential politics?

17/8/2025, 12:11:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

You chose Trump by not voting against him.

17/8/2025, 12:09:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not remotely what you claimed, is it?

17/8/2025, 12:08:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

No, this is about which candidate is demonstrably worse on Palestine. You hate the answer, so you're desperate to change the subject. You must have missed my point that I DON'T CARE ABOUT KAMALA, I ONLY CARED ABOUT STOPPING TRUMP. Between two bad choices, you chose the worst. You chose Trump.

17/8/2025, 12:06:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you even reading your *proof*? This last one clearly says "some of Biden's supporters", you liar.

17/8/2025, 12:03:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Now do Trump

17/8/2025, 12:02:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave "Glen" Pentez (@glenpentez.bsky.social) reply parent

Why else bring it up, then? Do you think Kamala Harris/the Biden administration were the ones who *personally* ordered the crackdown on student protesters?

17/8/2025, 11:56:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view