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Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
Let me guess, is she Black? Yup, she's Black.
Doesn't this demonstrate more than anything else that DC is not, in fact, more dangerous than Baghdad if Trump can wander around out there?
My favorite part of this is that 'living off the grid' and the "prepper" mentality are generally conservative, and you'd think those would be the kind of people who'd want the independence of generating some/all of their own power.
Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.
How far away are we from the GOP introducing legislation to drop the age of consent for girls to about 12 or 13, so they can then say that it's not illegal?
That's like 2 acres, more land than most people's homes sit on. How does that even fit?
Plenty of women will put up with the sexism if it means they can play in the racism and homophobia.
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is. Like just when I worry things can’t get stupider, life finds a way.
That's the one, until she got her new marching orders apparently
Wasn't Marge just going off about how she won't rest until they're released? Gee, wonder what happened.
Literally President Participation Trophy over here
Put it forward again tomorrow and every day after that.
hey every single journalist who still uses twitter as your primary site, does the fact that the chatbot is promoting the Final Solution rise to the level of a news story or no stop making this the global hub for news communication
Oh I bet that peeked their interest!
And other mute points.
Is she going to shoot the horses in the pictures that don't get selected?
Did they bring a crown and mantle for him too or
say what you will about nancy pelosi (as one of her constituents believe me i have) she'd have impaled herself with a gavel live on the house floor before she'd have allowed this shitshow of a vote on her watch as speaker
Too bad they're incapable of feeling shame or empathy.
Washington, D.C., has a population roughly equivalent to Alaska's. And it has zero senators. If D.C. had senators, the GOP megablil bill would have failed today. Instead, Murkowski got carve-outs and money for Alaska, and then voted to subject DC to the bill
Meanwhile, Trump's previous HHS Secretary Alex Azar co-wrote a piece for Time with Obama's HHS Kathleen Sebelius laying out that we *need* immigrant healthcare workers to address critical staffing shortages (go ahead and guess why Azar wasn't invited back to the current cabinet)
A corrupt system is when ~155 million Americans are represented by 53 MAGA Senators but ~200 million Americans are represented by only 47 Democratic Senators—so the will of 155M is enforced on the will of 200M. Tyranny of the minority is not a functioning Republic, its an aspiring Autocracy. 3/3
A corrupt system when you need 60 Senate votes to protect every basic Constitutional and civil right in this country—but 6 unelected SCOTUS justices mostly appointed by a POTUS who lost the popular vote can strip them all away. 2/3
A corrupt system is when you need 60 Senate votes to protect voting rights, universal healthcare, reproductive rights, climate justice, lgbtq rights, immigration justice, and a living wage—but only 51 votes to strip them all away. #BigScamBill 1/3
So by accepting carve-outs for Alaska for her yes vote, she's admitting that everyone should get those exemptions but is willing to hurt the rest of the country for the sake of the GOP. Cool. Great.
Keep pushing back at their lies. We aren’t protesting Trump because we hate the United States. We are protesting because we hate what Donald Trump is doing to the United States.
sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad
i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
Randomly firebombing a vigil by American Jews for people held prisoner by Hamas will not free any Palestinians, but it *does* reinforce the central Zionist narrative about Jewish safety and terrorize my whole community, so I guess if you're an antisemite it's impossible to say if it's bad or not.
Isn't Trump wanting to take over Greenland a nation-building crusade?
Hungary also has nationalized healthcare, 6 months of paid parental leave (& up to 3 years of maternity leave with benefits), no income tax for moms of 2+ kids, subsidized childcare, & they recognize climate change, yet we never see Republicans wanting to emulate those parts of Orbán's government...
And when she shot her goat after she shot her dog
who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
Are there any women in this room or...
It used the embedded Windows media files and everything! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW4...
Reconsidering his support? That's some mighty strong language there!
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous. Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
Zelensky found out what it was like to be a US governor in a blue state asking Trump for medical supplies during the pandemic. Or disaster relief after a wildfire or storm. It’s not his money, but he fully expects you to beg and plead for it and tell him how wonderful he is.
Please enjoy my last ever post at Climate.gov/ENSO Blog. This afternoon I was fired by the Trump Administration 15 days before my 2yr probationary period ended on March 13. I have worked at NOAA since 2010, and I'm so incredibly proud of the work I did. If anyone wants a quote, let me know.
The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit
Super excited we get to see what living in a country running on nothing but hatred and "triggered libs" is going to be like.
It pisses off the libs, that's literally the only point
Weren't they just complaining about immigrants coming in and taking our houses, like sure, a migrant family is going to outbid you on a $750k 3bd/2bth townhouse in the Portland suburbs
To my supervisor and also Elon Musk: In the last week, I: * Watched the angels cry * Conquered the worm * Dug through the ditches * Burned through the witches * Slammed in the back of my Dragula Please reach out if you have any questions. Best regards.
Gaetz must be kicking himself for dropping out, he 100% would've gotten confirmed, these were all foregone conclusions by the GOP to give Trump whatever he wants.
FFS this is embarrassing. I'm not Canadian but this is making me a Canadian nationalist.
Source since it didn't fit due to character limits www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“We want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected,” Vought said in a video revealed by ProPublica.“When they wake up in the morning, we want them to not want to go to work, because they are increasingly viewed as the villains. We want their funding to be shut down.We want to put them in trauma.”
Weren't prices supposed to drop on January 20th? Wasn’t Trump supposed to fix everything on day 1? Meanwhile, in fact-based reality, inflation is up, unemployment is up, prices are up, & the doomsday clock is closer to midnight than ever before. Nice work MAGATs, you stupid fucking assholes.
I mean yeah, he bragged about telling his son to shut up about his Pokemon when Trump called him, like this is some sort of cool flex to be an asshole to your child when they're excited about something.
I've not been there myself, but presumably there are restrooms at the Stonewall Monument.
It still says trans people in the second line, but I'm sure they'll get that too. Of all the places I thought would comply in advance, I did not expect Stonewall.
Looks like brick-throwing is back on the menu!
If I were overseeing the Monument to People Who Throw Bricks When They're Angry I would probably try a little harder not to piss off the people it's built for
"Before the 1960s, almost everything about living openly as a lesbian, gay, bisexual, or queer person was illegal" Oh yeah? How was it for the trans folks?
(paraphrased) "We're going to remove dyes and additives from our foods that are banned in other countries for being carcinogenic" - yay! "All our milk needs to be raw, you can leave it on a shelf for weeks and it just gets thicker and better!" - wait what?
I think I missed it - what trilogy?
I want to thank Senator @edmarkey.bsky.social for this post - it's the first thing that's made me feel hopeful since the election. Save this image to your phones. Whenever you feel like things are hopeless and we can't win, look at that image. It made me want to fight again!
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
Just in case you thought that removing DEI criteria would mean that everyone is competing equally: NIH is removing grad students from underrepresented backgrounds from the applicant pool altogether. Their applications will not be considered. Other students, not from these backgrounds, will be.
Seriously, I thought that was in the hiring criteria
Hey who feels good getting on an airplane flying in or to the US knowing this guy is putting Elon and his teenagers on the case to rapidly change air traffic control.
Does this include bishops talking about Jesus's Sermon on the Mount or nah?
Swasticars, lol
Trump has signed 10 executive orders attacking trans people in his first 16 days in office. Do not ever let anyone tell you that it's Democrats who are obsessed with trans people.
I am here for the cat content.
If this is Tuesday's news boy howdy is Friday night going to be wild.
Everything is still awful except my cat being totally transfixed by Djabe and Steve Hackett, live from Győr.
These are the same picture.
Conservatives call America a bankrupt, failing business and still turn around and say that Democrats are the unpatriotic ones?
At least she pulled her hair back, which is a step above the puppy killer. A small step, but still.
Yeah, amazing that their standards for this claim was "Well, Trump said he wasn't involved with 2025 so Walz must be lying" instead of, y'know, acknowledging that Trump maybe, just *maybe*, could be lying, not like he has a proven record of that or anything.
Of course he hasn't read it. He hasn't read the EOs he's signing either. He's out of jail, he DGAF.
I speak Hungarian, should I just go for it because hey it's a foreign language, so, probably Spanish according to them?
The government has no right to decide what name or nickname your child goes by in class. The government has no right to pick out what clothes your child wears to school. This is not just an attack on trans children. It's an attack on personal choice. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/30/u...
He didn't though. They rescinded the memo, not the freeze. www.keranews.org/news/2025-01...
Robert F. Kenney got into Harvard by submitting an application that was a single page long and consisted entirely of his name. Here's why it's time to end DEI.
I skimmed the replies looking for this - yes, Elon promised they'd crash the economy, lulz, but it'd totally be worth it after (not stated outright but implied - worth it for *them*)
Oh you mean like how it will not autofill "Elon Musk Nazi Salute" and instead asks if you mean "Elon Musk Nationality"?
lol shit man
To the surprise of no one, MAGA "Christians" don't recognize the Sermon on the Mount because it turns out Jesus is too WOKE. Jesus could come back and MAGAs would be tripping over each other to crucify him first. "Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy." SO WOKE. SO DIVISIVE.
I've seen this before but it always warrants a like.
I’m the son of Jewish refugees that fled the Nazis. I know exactly what I’m looking at.
They would've ended up firing her anyway when Trump gets to the "delete NOAA" part of Project 2025
We hit both the Nazi salute and the "Jesus is Woke" stages of this administration in record time.
Who made this 🤣
you don't need a phd in right wing extremism to recognize a nazi salute. what the fuck are we doing here.
Yeah, the developing trend of "do straight men even *like* women" is depressing. See also, "fellas, is it gay to take care of the baby that was made by you having sex with a woman?"
Well this doesn't seem like it makes the government more efficient.
Republicans again failing the "Go a day without thinking about children's genitals" challenge.
