so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived
Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
i'm selling a guitar on marketplace and some doorknob offered me a pixelart nft of the same guitar in trade and sent me an image of it and told me it was a 1 of 1 so i downloaded it and replied that now it was a 1 of 2 and this was the last thing he said before i blocked him
sorry if this is how you learn you have adhd btw
it’s so awesome how nobody ever pushed back on these people’s lies to much effect so now they’ve all graduated to telling the biggest whoppers you ever heard
Absolutely dying at all the people who just discovered that, like all the car parts are from overseas nations with whom were wrecking trade.
Writing in my baseball friend's birthday book: Hope your birthday is a real "Home Run". Writing in my movie friend's birthday book: Lights! Camera! Happy Birthday :) Writing in my pedophile friend's birthday book: Congratulations on being a pedophile on this - your special day
Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest
"this phone is too thick!" - have never said once "this phone is too wide" - constant problem since 2016 And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner.
I don't really care if the future is short videos. I like words. Words have gotten me this far and I'm gonna stick with 'em for the duration
Said it before and I'll say it again: I do not think a legal profession that venerates the Supreme Court has a clear way of dealing with a Supreme Court justice as dumb as Brett Kavanaugh. This is the jurisprudential equivalent of him writing his name at the top in crayon with the "E" backwards.
Just this early Tuesday morning we've seen the regime indict a trans lawyer for (nothing? literally no crime?) and a professor in TX fired for teaching that trans people exist.
Cheers to 10 years of making videos 🥂
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
*Stringer Bell voice* Are you sending birthday cards about a criminal fucking conspiracy?
a school? a SCHOOL???
living through 2025 and having to wake up, go to work, handle responsibilities etc feels like this
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That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"
This entire book is a nightmare
For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"
History rhymes, and we can learn from the cadence.
this needs to be a bigger story — RFK is rushing to appoint SEVEN more anti-vaccine extremists to his phony vaccine panel so it’s packed with quacks. my read? he’s panicking and accelerating his plans to take away all of our vaccines. free to read: wapo.st/3JStzDh
trans person: i'd like some trans care please the entire medical field: explain why trans person: it would make me happier the entire medical field: here's how this could make you unhappy trans person: i'm already unhappy the entire goddamned medical field: we need you to be unhappy longer
Fever Dog by Stillwater in Almost Famous (actually written by Nancy Wilson of Heart). Would have been a hit in the 70s when the film is set.
I feel there can be no canon of games that doesn't *at the very least* include tiny Finnish demoscene games, Polystation and Gameboy hacks from the Middle East and LATAM, half-translated hacked ROMs from South Europe, mobile games from Africa, and the entire corpus of mini-iterative RPGs from Asia.
Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:
guy creating a six nation army: surely nothing could ever compete with this
Dear Diary, today the federal government finally began to expand the border exception by nullifying 4th amendment violations for anyone who can be construed as latino by the state police.
i think it is maybe notable to say that the leathery guy who wants to cause a wave of child death sounds like a dog barking at a leaf blower because he smoked so much cocaine out of a lightbulb
St Ignatius of Loyola cucked a -whole- lot of people and then shot them dead in duels before converting and becoming a saint after he got his shit smashed in by a cannonball. Listen, studying the saints is way more fun than it seems
I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live
I could swear there was a whole right-wing conspiracy movement / cult focused on unmasking the secret pedophiles in elite circles who run everything, anyone know what they’re up to these days?
if you're depressed you should at least try listening to Caribbean Queen and doing hip thrusts to the sax music and see if it helps
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
Legitimately insane. Just go on TV and say "The GOP is in charge of all 3 branches of government. Passing a budget is up to them. They are not respecting the budgets that have already been passed so we have nothing to talk about with them." PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY
We need some kinda cultural committee in charge of bringing back Work Drip you can be proud of. Yes of course I think I should be chief of said committee I promise a long held pet issue of mine is I truly think our generation has produced very little that one would buy in a vintage shop in 25 years
He said you see it 😂
its 2026. the only legal jobs are ICE agent, AI server farm maintenance, and beef tallow renderer
It’s amazing how the nft craze didn’t lead to a single good or cool thing. Not one piece of art that didn’t suck
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
I get that we aren’t supposed to give up, but the ruthlessness of the inaction by our representatives is a cruelty in and of itself. Dude drew a little girl and wrote a letter to a pedophile about how they share a secret and absolutely nothing is going to be done.
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
incredible sentence here, beginning to end
basically trump’s “If I Did It”
“Hey I’m putting together a book of gross letters to give to my world-historical sex creep boss for his 50th, can I count on you for one” “Yeah! I’m thinking of a fey little play inside a drawing”
The very soul of "binds, but does not protect/protects, but does not bind".
ME: where’s the bathroom MC ESCHER: its upstairs ME: fuck you
Super normal shit right here. Not at all both a sketch and a note that a serial killer would write to another serial killer. Very innocent-sounding stuff.
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
he is unbelievably weak and vulnerable in a way that has not been seen in a previous american president but we lack an opposition party capable of squeezing him
Iowa Leaves Big Saran-Wrapped Bowl Of Potato Salad At Illinois Border After Making Too Much https://theonion.com/iowa-leaves-big-saran-wrapped-bowl-of-potato-salad-at-i-1844747809/
...Trump voters ranking "having emotional stability" that low really worries me, NGL. Also I feel like it explains a lot.
chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy
Sabrina Carpenter says TRANS RIGHTS at the VMAs
Embrace Frank Frazetta Thought
just stole fire from the gods lol. maybe i'll give it to these stupid ape guys.
“The Pitt” season 2’s tagline simply must be “Same Shift. Different Day”
icarus flew too close to the sun but not me. i would have kept going, right into the sun
Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
after considering this for nearly fifteen seconds and looking at these four photos I am now convinced that bigfoot is bears
over time I believe this will end up being one of the most unpopular things the administration ever does a death sentence for many hobbies and all the average consumer sees is that you’re taking away all their bargains one of the few policies that has a direct negative effect on almost everyone
Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
johnny 5 reading a bunch of old playboys really fast and going nuts. spinning around with his arms in the air screaming for more porno
"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see
Christine Smout, 40, can barely process a single word you’re saying in the noisy, overcrowded pub you suggested meeting in.
When people say "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." the correct response is: "I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."
(scrolling through job postings for 20 minutes) Maybe this doesn't matter. Maybe nothing matters at all. Maybe the industrial revolution was a mistake
coverage of these huge protests are not allowed inside the anti-reality simulacrum that trump supporters have built for themselves, which now includes most of the mainstream media
being trans is not a negative outcome and neither is being autistic
WHY CAN'T I PET THE BELL BEAST
actually Verhoeven didn't make things stupid enough
why would ai boost productivity its like giving you a coworker who doesnt understand what facts or objective reality are whose output you are responsible for
Also perfect: Only Lovers Left Alive
Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs
My first impressions of Silksong
Orson Welles would murder every one of you motherfuckers with a hammer.
*straps on suspenders* Now, I'm no fancy big-city investor, but
(Average conversation with my wife) Wife: I'm going to become a mad scientist and replace your hands with energy cannons. Me: Why??? Wife: So you'll be able to target flying enemies... Me: Oh that's true... I guess I don't have any ranged options currently. Wife: I am always thinking of you.
The FBI uses a lot of shitty people as cooperators and informants but Trump is a great example of someone they wouldn’t use — a pathologically narcissistic braggart who could never keep a secret or maintain focus. It would be like asking the Trix rabbit to wear a wire.
For context that's a third the price the RIAA expected a single human to pay for just downloading 24 songs a decade ago (after cutting the ruling down from $1.5m, or $62,000 per song), and that's not adjusting for inflation: