I’m slightly aging out of that option!
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I’m slightly aging out of that option!
Hell yeah
How do people make money while going to school full time? Is there a lot of crying?
There was some Zionism in there as well, if I remember correctly.
not there yet, please boost this!
The Arc of Justice serves the Queen of Ireland, Panti Bliss-Cabrera
Happy birthday!!!
Do any of the professors or journalists or teachers also get their jobs back or nah
be pretty cool if they did though
STIAW MOT
John J Jizzer Massachusetts, Suffolk, Boston Tax Records, 1822-1918
Orange cats have a vibe where being named Jason or Zack wouldn’t seem out of place. Like, oh that’s Troy.
Tom Waits
T O M W A I T S O M W A I T S
his name is gus and he is such a good boy
Please be as angry about this as you were about Jimmy Kimmel. There are no words for how heartbreaking this is. May his memory be a blessing.
Message me or ask another Masshole
One of my high school teachers is getting hounded by T*rtle B*y over saying she won’t mourn big head gummy guy and she had to deactivate all her social media and honestly couldn’t happen to a nicer lady. If her school district fires her, I’m going to cause a Scene.
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
it's called lotr because you can do a lotr of posts about it
The Protestant & Evangelical mindsets are baked into the minds of so many Americans regardless of their actual religious or political beliefs and today I'm reminded how many leftist/leftish people treat ✨The Revolution✨ like the rapture. Like something that'll definitely just uhhhh happen magically
This has got to me a bit today so here we go. No Rebecca we can't have a calm discussion for the way forward when one side's intention is to eliminate us, secondly the heat is coming from one side, it's the side accusing trans people of being paedophiles, rapists, cheats and predators. 1/26
Oh wow, that’s… something. Good morning!
Happy Bisexual Visibility Day to all the bisexuals who did not get raptured.
This is Yodi. He’s obsessed with me. I think he tried to climb into my sweater?
SISQOS HAHAHAHAHA
improv guy called Yes Anderson
this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious
For a shirt
am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP
Good morning, party people.
I know I don’t have that many friends on my social media as it is, but I don’t care and will block/unfriend anyone at this point. The hypocrisy of these folks is on full display. From raging against trans folks to now claiming the “power of forgiveness” because the shooter is a white guy. Piss off.
East Atlantic Archipelago (EAA if you're nasty)
I saw Goody Dracula listening to car commercial blues rock for dads with the devil!
If I ever call your favorite band cringe, just roll this one out. Save it. Bookmark it. Print it out to send to my PO Box.
Gonna be giving the ol’ mocktail recipe book a spin for a month or two
#pigeonsky #pigeons
They should make a thing that’s a combination of pepto bismol and ibuprofen that’s called Stupid Idiot Moron Juice
Uh oh!
They can come if they want!
The Sinead library!
Hell yeah, nephew!! Congratulations!
What are you in for?!
blue Maga do you have sixteen hours to hear @featherandbone.bsky.social and I talk about this?
Men who abuse their power are the real threat to women, not trans people. If you're a woman and you agree, sign the petition to show your support for the trans community. 🏳️⚧️🔽 https://goodlaw.social/wu1u
Hello Blue Maga talking about Irish people eating potatoes, do you have six hours to hear me talk about that? :) or eight?
I bet washing your truck feels so good when you’re listening to car commercial blues rock
I love car commercial blues rock
New article about Him is up! My Patreon is completely free and public, but if you want to pay, I’ll be extremely grateful!
There were only four cats but that’s okay!
My town has a cat parade now. This is Loofa, a very soft and friendly cat.
Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
Awww Borkley!
Him was pretty good! Very, very stylish, campy, and gory!
BOLT THROWER!
And a pit bull is a baby!
Oh look at me, I haven't paid attention to literally anything at all in decades! Aren't I special? Bill Clinton is still president as far as I know. Britney Spears is still popular. Everyone is playing Baldur's Gate. *touches earpiece* Wait hang on a second now I'm learning something new
But unfortunately, she’s a maniac and loves to bork at people.
So obviously, a pit bull is a pit bull and a pit bull is a baby but Sophie is SUCH a terrier. Just really leaning hard into that American Staffordshire TERRIER. She wants to hunt and she’s a little scamp and such a sweet little character and I wish I couls bring her everywhere
Baldur’s Gate does slap!
He looks great!!
PANOPTICON Release Benefit EP 'The Poppies Bloom For No King' themosh.net/panopticon-t...
Ah, but they were pretty good!
Yes! I love when that happens! I think it’s wicked cute!
“Who???” OooOoohooHoo look who’s out of touch!! Amazing. Congratulations. You’re so cool!!!!
BOLT THROWER!!!!!!!
standing by our trans friends now & forever - you are loved, you are worth fighting for, & you have my loud support always. if you weren’t vocal before as an ally now is the time to speak up 🏳️⚧️
Yeaaah!
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
DJ Jizzy Jeff & the Fresh Piss
LOOKS LIKE HE EATS MICE JESUS PUT YOUR SANDALS ON AND GET DOWN HERE
Real Estate: Post-HGTV Disaster
Oooh that’s a good one!
Honestly, I like the first three Paranormal Activities! And The Blair Witch Project. But I just like others more.
Troll Hunter FUCKS. I love that movie.
OOOH NOROI fuck I forgot about Noroi. That movie is amazing!
What’s your favorite found footage movie? Mine might be The Taking of Deborah Logan, but Hell House LLC might be a close second.
Gonna fuck around and watch Hell House LLC for the thirtieth time, if that’s okay.
IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
Republicans are very angry that they are being judged by the content of their character and not by the color of their skin.
If I ever hated you, pick a god and start praying.
It’s a terrible year to write off the shit I say just because I’m the one saying it. I don’t know, maybe a tiny lady is smarter than you. It has happened before, it may happen again. With that attitude, it’ll probably happen several more times.
I’m about to be 4-0 with local creeps and Trumpers that gave me a weird vibe but everyone was like noooo, Kelsey, you’re just traumatized and searching for patterns! Like oh yeah? And what are the patterns?
There she is!!
So many good vibes to Shea!!
Oh! Bookmarking! That sounds incredible.
What are you reading lately?
This dog cracks me up🤣🤣🐶❤️ #chance #pitbulls #dogsofbluesky
The outpouring of support from readers & colleagues is overwhelming. I can't imagine them coming together like this for a "problematic" trans woman even five years ago. If you want to help me make up the lost income from comics work, you can subscribe to my Patreon. www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.
My ex once said he was starting a Think Tank with his dealer.
So, it is time to book hotels for Ireland. Naturally, the opal fell out of my engagement ring, my laptop is broken, Tom’s hours might get cut, I have run out of physical copies to sell at my show that is next week, and I don’t have a single pair of sturdy, ergonomic shoes that are $200+. :))))))))))
(No hate to Spain, Portugal, or that sliver of France, but Midwest Protestant dinners do not slap.)
🧵 One of the things that extremists talk about, a lot, is Western culture. The tulips even do it in Ireland. When you look at their big hair, dead eyes & urinary incontinence - do they look like they’d be regulars in any museum or pub music session?! So here’s some ideas on Irish culture! [1]
Insidious is really good! I like the first Conjuring movie. I just feel like he’s trying to get me to go to church.
Tom said his professor loves horror movies but her favorite director is someone I probably hate and I was like, “oh come on, give me a little bit of credit” but it’s James Wan, so there you have it.
Okay, I’ll apologize for having a gripe about Bridge City Sinners up for ten minutes but Brilliant Maps does not control me.
i love to be lulled into what i'm assuming is a justified sense of security