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PROVE THIS NEGATIVE OR IT MUST BE TRUE!
Fan of things, not a fan of other things. Trying to play my fiddle while Rome burns and failing miserably.
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PROVE THIS NEGATIVE OR IT MUST BE TRUE!
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Just wait until they hear what Fox, Newsmax, talk radio and OAN does...daily.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course they will, they are being systemically detached from reality.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, they think people are being fired just to spite the president...holy mother of god... The sad part is, some unemployed MAGA, is going to think this is true and just keep voting for this insanity.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
KRATOM being legal to buy at a tobacco shop and THC/Weed being a class 1 narcotic is peak USA....
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Only in our currenty dystopian hellscape could this be considered positive news by a market. The line has become completely disconnected from reality and is just a financial instrument.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
LINE GO UP BAAAAAABY!
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
If only we had a document from 238 years ago...that spelled out EXACTLY who has the power to control the purse...man..that would come in fucking handy.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah that would be why they fired the people who don’t make shit up last month….
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why everyone hates dems…grow a fucking spine and fight or roll over and let someone else who will take over!
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Did we all forget that Trump spearheaded the Covid vaccine development?
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
The main reason that poplation growth slowing, and populations aging is a giant huge big bad problem is because capitalism requires infinite growth, which requries infiniately more customers.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
It WAS the west...until about 6 months ago...
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Probably not dead but I am surprised he isn’t ranting like a maniac at the viral accusation….
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
You can tell Jerry Jones just hired the best PR firm he could pay to try desperately to smear Micah Parsons...it's so obvious it's gross. The amount of obviously paid for "leaked" bullshit is insane.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
We're just going to pretend it's not happening...just like we're making up GDP and unemployment numbers now.
Waldo Jaquith (@waldo.net) reposted reply parent
A Venn diagram of people who want to mess with the blockchain and people who require economic data from the Department of Commerce is just two circles that don't overlap.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
So a GJ will indict a ham sandwich, but not a dude for throwing one...amazing proof that the system does work sometimes.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
when did it be one a thing for women o refer to men as "babe” in professional settings?
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
This
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
We are 37000000000000 in debt….
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
The reality is we have too much to lose, and the institutions have all failed.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
In a rational world...where we weren't a broken society of psychopaths....the government would be desperately trying to bruth this entire mess under the rug and remove it from the news cycle.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
If we ever get out of this hell....I sure hope any general that planned/organized the illegal invasion of our cities is court martialed. This is blantantly and obviously unconsitutional and illegal.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Best case? Everyone goes home...after an awkward standoff. Mid Case: Trump nationalizes the IL National Gaurd and orders them to help take Chicago. Worst case? Massacre....
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s almost like this was a decades long foreign intelligence operation…
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
The only way invading states/cities who didn't like you makes sense, is if you never intend to ever give up any power whatsoever.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
And there is no guarantee your side wins…but I can guarantee everyone will lose…
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet he has binders and binders of them…
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, we just got phones with cameras on January 21st, 2025. Obviously that's the problem....
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, gonna have to miss it…hope you start making a pod with someone else at some point. I won’t give Josh another dime of my money or second of my attention.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Although this will be a blessing for some disabled people, the big data implications of this are dystopian af…
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
The law is what the courts enforce, no more, no less.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
She turned me into a newt!!!!! I got better....
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, but interest rates are going to go down so line goes up baaaaaaby!
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
First they come for immigrants/foriegners, then the homeless, then the disabled, then people who disagree with them. They'll put them in camps for thier protection and tthey'll disappear. Years later we'll all claim we "didn't know". All of this has happend before, all of this will happen again.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
It is easier to Impeach than invoke the 25th amendment on a conscious president…all he literally has to do is write “no, I’m good” on a piece of paper and it becomes hard mode impeachment. Read the fucking amendment people…
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m glad all of history is know and static so got can just commit pop history to children as fact from rhi’s moment forward.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
The solution to gerrymandering is messaging and a ground game. It’s not fair and it sucks but it’s the only way.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
So we just said fuck it and started a gofundme….
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrow the new ministry of information will announce zero inflation, full employment with zero interest rates and $1200 tariff rebate checks…
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
It went bacl down minutes later, it's been boucing in that range since open....
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
There are always at least 2 nuclear submarines in appropriate locations off Russia...this isn't news...ffs.
Randall Gates (@rgatess.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Litterally a right wing talking point, and would be 100% less secure than current methods. It's how the political machines made a mocery of elections for decades.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Millions of people are going to die because this fucking maniac doesn't want his cult to know he likes teenaged girls.....this is the worst timeline.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
For the love of fucking god, we ALWAYS have nuclear submarines in appropriate regions near Russia...Opsec is a thing...So help me god, we are going to have WW3 because this fuck like teenaged girls aren't we?
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
This doesn't help, sows more chaos, and validates righ wing doing the same thing when a dem wins, stop. We will never have another election again if both sides just start screaming "RIGGED" after every election, and the stage after that is violence...and no one is ready for a civil war. NO ONE.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
So...it turns out that changing your stance everyday based on a dementia patient...has consequences.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Anyone with more than 2 brain cells to rub together realizes rather quickly that general use humanoid robots are a dead end....We are not efficient nor was our design good. The immense processing for bipedalism is a waste for a robot.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Don't get distracted by the fucking gold ball room, EPSTIEN FILES NOW!
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
JFC, we went from 147k jobs last month to 14k...that's a biiiiiig as ooopsiedoodles.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
is it just me, or has the FCC no call list and sms messaging enforcement gone completely out the window int he last 6 months? I get at least 10 calls/texts a day for random scams/marketing now, and I don't remember it being this bad.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
There is a part of me that hopes with all my soul that Mehdi's Jubilee surrounded video will be our "Have you no shame" moment, but I know it isn't..and it's just the sign that it's going to get far worse before it gets better.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Ai grabbed it from the first instant
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
They broke once the gig economy took off...filling out a 1099 for one uber/dd drive makes you a small business owner, not unemployed. It's why every job report show 200-300k "new small businesses".
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
I'm not on package 3 from amazon that has been kinda of lost by amazon shipping. I had a keyboard I drop shipped "next day" just disappear in the system and a kettlebell I ordered was "10 stops away" last night, now it's scheduled for July 27th...the fuck is going on at Amazon?
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
This has nothing to do with Obama or even Epstien, and everything to do with rigging the 2026 election....They are going to use the "coup" to justify throwing out elections next year.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
You mean the FBI arrested her in July 2020 -- and once again, Trump was president in 2020, everyone -- and no one in the FBI or the DOJ ever interviewed her? They *never* interviewed her? What?
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we make sure the cameras are working properly and don’t have a missing minute everyday first? I have a feeling she might have an accident…
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
There must be some crazy shit in those Epstien files...they are pulling out allllll the classics.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
The funniest part….given scotus precedent not a word of any of that is admissible in court…so good luck with that.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
No one gives or gave a fuck about climate change, so now kids are dying, and we will continue to not give a fuck until there either are so many dead kids that climate change reverses or it starts killing billionaires. Because capitalism doesn’t care about corpses unless they are rich consumers.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I would worry about corn farmers, but they overwhelmingly supported this, so FAFO.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Here is the reality we don't want to accept. The markets would freak out for about 3 days, and then the line would go up again. This entire Tarrif mess has proven that.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
As a victim of childhood SA by a woman...seeing Skits on SNL making light of boys getting SA'd by women, and shit like this makes me sick. It's a people in positions of trust/power problem, stick your sexist bullshit up your ass.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
I can't wait for 3.5 years to go by and the next president to undo this insane shit that SCOTUS just calvinballed into existance get stopped by new and improved calvinball...crime is legal now, enjoy the ride.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
So, they created the files...while he was president, Epstien was arrested...while he was president...died while he was president he had his minions talk endlessly about it, while always mumbling some out at the end that always got cut for the ads and promos...but sure, it was all Obama/Clinton/Biden
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
oh no....
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
The bar is pretty low for Republican politicians...I'm just hoping and praying it all involves consenting adults.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what those discoveries are....
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
So we're just threatening tarrifs for overtly politcal reasons now...consituation is just shreded at this point isn't it?
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
At this point I see no real check in place to stop the Executive from declaring an emergency, commandering a states national guard and sending the military in to run state elections next year in any area or state that they deem as likely to vote Democrat. So that's great.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I look forward to the SCOTUS playign Calvinball with this in 2029...
Roxane Gay (@roxanegay.bsky.social) reposted
You can rationalize it however you want but staying on twitter is a terrible choice. It is not the “town square.” It is the world’s disease-ridden dump. You don’t need to be there to think critically or write relevantly or stay abreast of current events.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
And those ends my subscription to serious trouble. Sorry Ken, but I won’t be a party to this dipshittery anymore.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
This 4th of July…read the document that made it a holiday. Not just the first paragraph, but all of it…and then ask yourself where we stand. www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Here is the sad reality....the population wants instant, but bills like this take YEARS to fuck everything up, and even longer to fix. Hospitals won't close tomorrow, but slowly over the next 4-8 years...and they'll blame whatever the most recent thing was, we have the attention span of gnats.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Elections have consquences.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
If they think voting no on this bill will get them yeeted from congress, wait until the impact of their "yes" is felt...
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Building a bipedal "general Purpose" rebot, is a marketing con. It's monsterously inefficent and unnecessary.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
What more fun…is by the logic they are using…the us government doesn’t have jurisdiction over immigrants…
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely, no, and yes respectively.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Did China sign it, or is this one of those ones that he signed by himself?
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
One of the many things I will never forgive gamergate for is making Brianna Wu remotely relevant….
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
The irony of Shell buying BP right after we bomb Iran into submission...is exquisite.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Trump Mobile working about as well as anyone with more than 2 brain cells could predict... www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUtS...
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Line go mega up...line don't care!
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
70% of us can't afford a 1000 emergency..but sure, millionaires are the new middle class....this is the worst timelime. www.axios.com/2025/06/24/h...
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Or maybe...and hear me out here...there was never a ceasefire anywhere but in Trumps head?
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
I heard an ad this morning on SirusXM radio for Private Equity...we are truly in a distopian nightmare.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
Well, at least nothing bad has happened after the US went into the regime building business int he middle east...especially Iran. /s
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Line go up, line always go up, line must go up. DO NOT TAUNT THE LINE!
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Another week or so of Fox News punditry, and they'll forget any of that ever happened, it will all have been a rousing success. We live in a post truth world where the majority of Americans STILL think Biden was president in 2020.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social)
It's a good thing fucking around in the middle east hasn't resulted in mass casualty terrorism or Trillions in wasted money and thousands of broken kids...because holy shit would this be a bad idea if that was the case...
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I just stood up and yelled that I am proposing restrictions on Presidential War Powers...it was mildly less impactful than this headline is.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it's a complete and utter shitshow of copebait stupidity for election deniers....on all fronts.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent
OP is clickbait, but they don't litterally mean New York County, just a county in the state of New York(Rockland), kind of like how they didn't point out it was New York Supreme Court, which in NY is the lowest court not the highest...because New York things make clickbait easy.
Parodybar (@golbar.bsky.social) reply parent