I reckon I could get me mum to do that pretty easily
I think we've hit a critical desalinization point. It would explain what's driving this extreme weather. Unemployed shoe critic. Brandishing a Scouse accent. Mainly tired.
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I reckon I could get me mum to do that pretty easily
I am absolutely crying at this
No and no
He's done it and it was nothing. Rubbish!
Isn't a certain president doing some press conference at 2pm
I just started Blue Lights about 5 years after everyone else and really like it.
Ah man we've finished it. Loved it.
How do you feel about Norwegian kopites in family dramas? I can highly recommend Pernille. (Mute the kopites bits)
What's the effing hold up bellend?
I think we all did that? Right? Right.
That heel belongs on a completely different boot
The fact that Michael Stipe is sharing lyrics from It's the end of the world as we know it, on this here app, delights me so much. And has also cleared up decades old puzzles for me.
I was 29 when that was first broadcast and I'm trying to cast my mind back as to whether there were any major food poisoning outbreaks across Europe around then!
Coopers literally hasn't changed. Walk in there and the same people will be in there. #MartinParr
As they tuck into a minty roast dinner on a hot sunny day in a B&B in Weymouth.
The english there, absolutely fearful and convinced they're getting food poisoning if they go abroad. #MartinParr
Well it didn't take long to find the racist.
This Martin Parr programme on #BBC4 is well worth a watch.
‘Omar coming!’
So @damomtm.bsky.social was saying about him but I honestly didn't recognize him at all!
Sorry! just started watching it yesterday
Yeah I'm really enjoying it so far (up to episode 3)
I'm a big fan of Gerry, so can only assume SOMETHING TERRIBLE is going to happen to him.
I've started watching #BlueLights by jove it's tense.
No idea what that last song is, but shame on all of them for not knowing Spiritualized #onlyconnect
At least he's doing it.
I can't understand what their "strategy" is behind this is, except for them being wicked and/or stupid
I spoiled my ballot at the last one. Not saying that's the right thing to do, but I wanted to register how fucking awful they all were/are.
It's downright wicked.
Fuck them, no one owes them a vote.
They're banking on left wing voters to stick with them, thinking well it won't be reform/tories. As plenty of people insisted everyone did at the last election. They're playing the "we won't be as bad as them" card and we all lose.
This man is a total embarrassment.
What's the most amount of red flags you can fit in a paragraph?
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You get a 9* apparently.
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I was the same with maths gcse the other year, what do you mean 9 is the best? Surely 1 is the best? And so on.
I have to constantly look up what year 8 or 15 or whatever means.
Net spend! Or something
I said the estate agents will be calling it Mossley Hill !
Question, what suburb would you say Greenbank is in? Is Greenbank its own suburb? Is it Wavertree? Is it Aigburth? Is it Mossley Hill?
I welcome you to Liverpool, specifically the bits outside Central station. Brexit Britain in a fucking nutshell. A hellhole.
I've never been to Gloucester but surely their town centre is decent?!
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It's so wonderful isn't it. Just out there living la dolce vita, playing great, being adored by the fans, getting a major glow up and loving the tomatoes. What's not to love.
Vardy never could.
I was thinking about her yesterday and how I've not really paid much attention to her at all and then remembered that you're a fan and thinking well she must be decent and I'll have to give her a listen.
Bleurgh. Everything is just terrible. His whole rockabilly schtick makes me feel ill. Some of us just watched the Rock and Roll Years to pass the time whilst doing homework, he seems to have taken it as a fucking calling.
So that's the radio off.
There's not enough words in my vocabulary to explain how much I despise the music of Richard Hawley.
You literally can't have a bad day listening to The Go-Betweens.
Always an absolute delight to hear The Go-Betweens on the radio.
I thought it was our telly and turned it off to check!
We went old school, I got confused and thought I had covid, had to reread the instructions all over again.
You're damn right I'm taking a screenshot of the current league table standings #efc
Well that's just mean.
Double it.
Referees really giving off main character energy these days with their little announcements in the stadium.
I can see myself sitting here with no phone or broadband soon as it's just all a faff 🤣
I honestly think I'll go back to one of those soon
I just want a phone that doesn't close itself down every 3 mins and with one bill to pay. This current one is only about 2 and a half years old but I'm convinced they make them so they start going to shit after two years so you're tied into an upgrade with them.
Why is upgrading your phone such a fucking difficult task these days? I used to just call them up, pick a new phone/new price and that was it. Now it's fucking air time this, phone plan that, trade in price, new payments running alongside current payments. Late stage capitalism trying my patience.
It's the house of lemsip here.
I'll be as delighted as the next person but I just can't see that we'd be that lucky!
I will delete this, but can somebody tell me why everybody thinks he croaked? Is it just the many days off and the weird playlist on the lawn earlier today, plus the references to heaven and the hand bruising that we already knew about? Or is there something else?
A lot of Americans I follow seem to think/hope that there could be big news soon regarding someone's demise. Of course this won't happen, cockroaches are notoriously long living.
Me mother and stepdad favourite ever song judging by the amount of times they effing played it.
My ears! #TOTP
We're in the boss club Bruce
Who is it? I've either blocked them or they've blocked me.
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Finished #Pernille and I loved it. Such a lovely, funny, tender show. Too many kopites if you ask me but it can't be perfect.
Sorry, can we get Doug Bradley to go back in the booth and rerecord his lines for the next boutique release of this series? youtube.com/shorts/B2L7-...
From the Facebook comments on some story about roundabouts being painted, more of this please
What am I? Crazy?
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I've just read it. What a fucking cunt.
Oh shit did he?
Looking on the bright side I saved me toffee that was handed out at Sandhills station tonight
Into the stadium. It took me 25 mins in the queue. Got there at 7.15 got in just gone 7.40
Unsurprisingly game is delayed by 15 minutes.
Yeah the queue to get in the actual ground is bloody stupid. They're going to have to sort this out for future games. Ground will be empty at kick off.
Just read that the singer for Eve's Plum is now head of music for effing Netflix.
Such a great song. I love Beautiful John as well. I saw them live a few times, they were always great. Also Eve's Plum were around the same time?
Yes!
I'm very much enjoying this tune at the moment. I suspect that @johnneptune.bsky.social and @stabiloffc.bsky.social might like it as well youtu.be/mNE3jnZQu54?...
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*Ron Burgundy.gif* I don't believe you.
oh Dews is it now? #KDH
I swear I spend half my day just declining daft offers on that place.
Yet more Vinted fuckery. Hello would you sell this for less than half the price you've got it advertised at?
Can’t help but think that people clapping along to proposals to send woman and children into the care of the fucking Taliban might be a sign that this country needs to be nuked into dust.
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Oh this happened the other day to me as well!
Regardless of the utter racist shite that cunt Farage is coming out with, does anyone seriously think he'll be able to deliver all this shite? His last project to rid the country of brown people, sorry, deliver independence for Great Britain, went all so well. We're reaping the brexit rewards daily.
No rights for the likes of us plebs but him and his cronies will be protected by lots of cash.
I'm continually baffled that not one journo, pulls him up on the fucking shit he spouts. It's like living in a fucking coma, i can see and hear everything going on and I'm trying to shout out why are you letting him say this shit but everyone else is blah blah blahing their way to a fucking podcast.
I'm so sorry for your loss.