Rohan Patel

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Oh, a star witness, and it's Mark Clattenburg?

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What a beautiful goodbye. So sad to see her leave, she'll be missed. Go well, Wälti. 🥲❤🤍

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Enders was on 🔥 last night. I didn't see that final scene coming. Had me like...

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​I was watching the England U19 highlights, and honestly, you can just tell that level of football isn't a challenge for him anymore. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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I've seen a lot of discourse about Max getting minutes over Nwaneri on Sunday. It was the 89th minute, people—it's not that deep. Giving him a few minutes of exposure in that environment was invaluable experience for the kid. In my eyes, he's a full first-team player now, no more academy ⚽️ for him.

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G'mornin! 🔈😉 youtu.be/6f4BwQFF-Os?...

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💯!!! Honestly, it's so clear that they're all just envious of big Mikel Arteta.

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​I'm telling you, IF he can just stay fit, Jesus could be the difference-maker for us in the final stretch and most important part of the season. LANS, innit.

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Berta, when he comes into London Colney today...

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Berta, when he comes into London Colney today...

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G'mornin! 🔈😊 youtu.be/yoYZf-lBF_U?...

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This shit looks like green screen.

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Had to hit that thunderblock on a few, they are relentless. 🥴

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When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

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Heads up, folks. The Liverpool fans are out and about, scouring Bluesky to inform us that our manager has to win something or else.

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Haha, tifo pending...

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​I do care, just not in the context of this graphic. Liverpool are the reigning champions and have just spunked around half a yard on their squad. It's ridiculous to hear people say Liverpool are the favourites and then also claim Arteta absolutely has to win the league. It's a complete nonsense. 🥴

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No! After living through the Mustafi banter years, I'm just relieved to see us competing again. I genuinely wondered if we'd ever be able to challenge the top teams, and now we are. I'm happy with this progress, and I don't care what weirdo rival fans or some our own thicko fans have to say.

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Me too Nick, me too. 😎

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I don't care about net spend; this has been a bonkers window. Also bonkers: ArTetA HaS tO wIn tHE LeAGuE, nO exCuSEs.

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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

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G'mornin! 🔈😊 youtu.be/IAkY5m00rpY?...

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Haven't listened to that pod in yonks. Alan Alger, now that's a blast from the past 🥴. Did he blame the Liverpool loss on Wenger?

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"Save oouuur kids." Someone needs to save her kids.! Racist c**ts. Not one brain cell between them. 🥴

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Given our massive expenditure this summer, I don’t expect any big signings for the next two windows. However, my dream is for us to go for Jamal Musiala in the summer of 2027. He's a special talent. That's the exact type of player you should be spending Isak-level money on. 💨

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We've had the best transfer window out the lot! UTA 🔴⚪

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I see Manu Petit is out and about today giving his steaming hot Arsenal takes. Geezer shudda stuck to acting. What a wally!

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Liverpool have had a great transfer window, however there's no need to get all wet over it. 😒

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2021: Liv 4-0 Ars ​2020: Liv 3-1 Ars ​2019: Liv 3-1 Ars ​2018: Liv 5-1 Ars ​2017: Liv 4-0 Ars I'll never forget the one-sided matches during these grim times. We've definitely course-corrected since, and while three points is three points, the fact remains that we've come a long way.

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​I beg we just go and get Rodrygo on loan or something, just for the one-upmanship and LOLs.

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There were many green shoots from yesterday: ​- The one-touch playing it out from the back; we beat their press a few times 🤌🏾 ​- Riccy showed everyone he can defend 🧱 - ​Mosquera is the truth 😌 - ​Noni is a problem 💨 - Eze looked mustard (he really should have scored) 😎 ​- Nelli off the ball 🤌🏾

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​"The Arsenal reaction on Twitter is so toxic." ​Cool story. Have you considered deleting the app? Just a thought. 🥴

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I've heard that the league is over and Liverpool are going to make history by retaining the league title (after just three games). Media narrative is no joke! Now, for anyone who wants a good balanced opinion... youtu.be/7BAWdjSfG2s?...

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Omg, ZEB!!!!! 😆

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G'mornin! 🔈😊 youtu.be/7KIHvuMl4Kk?...

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It's amazing how much this still applies. He said it over 30 years ago.

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You think this is 🥴, his cricket stuff is even worse.

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​I beg we just go and get Rodrygo on loan or something, just for the one-upmanship and LOLs.

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Them's be the fogging estandards though.

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Haha!

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So good. We have a player there!!!

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​Second half: Arsenal decide to "go for it." They lose the ball on the edge of Liverpool's box, get hit on the counter with a 3 vs. 2, and it's a goal. Pundits: "That was a foolish mistake. The manager and players have to be smarter than that against the reigning champions."

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Indeed! Good times ahead, at the Arsenal. 💨

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FPL is on crack this season 🥴!

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I'm continually amazed at how many people seem to know more than Mikel Arteta. Truly something to behold.

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No, no and no.

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No. One. Asked. You.

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I've heard that the league is over and Liverpool are going to make history by retaining the league title (after just three games). Media narrative is no joke! Now, for anyone who wants a good balanced opinion... youtu.be/7BAWdjSfG2s?...

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When you have to bring on a 21-year-old CB who is a complete novice to the team and league at Anfield, your strategy changes. Maybe one of the reasons we didn't "go for it" was likely to protect him, even though he had a fantastic first half. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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The Scandis are on one today, aren't they? 🤡

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What a bitter c**t.

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FYI, we're doing a double this season. And no, I'm not talking about the FA Cup and League Cup.

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Don't let anyone gaslight you into thinking Liverpool wanted it more or that it was the stuff of champions. It was a world-class free kick, end of story. We move!

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The fact that Salah, Wirtz, Ekitike, and Gakpo were completely neutralised shows how incredible our shape was. I don't understand the criticism that we didn't "go for it," but what does that even mean? Should we have just bombed forward and left ourselves open to a top counter-attacking team?

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Looking back, I think this would have been the better call.

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I've been thinking about it, and I don't think we'll ever go into a match against a top team with a fully available squad. Just seems like it's never going to happen. 😔

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Oh well, we'll always have this.

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I really miss Kai and Saka. 🥺

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What a fucking nonsense!

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Get Max on and finish dem!

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Can someone get Riccy some proper studs.

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It's go time!

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I was of that opinion at half-time, however upon reflection we may lose everything I stated above. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Martinelli's tracking back and duel winning is elite!

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Noni Madueke! 💨

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Our away fans have been on top form! 📢🤌🏾

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That 5 man/boy Hale End bench is a lovely sight.

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I think Gabriel and Calafiori have Salah on 🔒, so would like to see Eze on for Martinelli at some point.

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He has been immense. What a signing! 🤧

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Gabriel on Salah this first half.

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Come on Mosquera! ✊🏾

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FUCK!

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