Deviants
Master of Gymkata. These thoughts, they just fall out of my brain, I dunno. I can kind of speak 日本語, which is crazy to me. Above all, just be cool, soda pop.
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Deviants
Us when Halloween is coming
“Child molesters are bad” should not be a partisan issue.
[Fisher Stevens skateboards by and palms you two tickets]
🩷 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 🏙️
I would love to see you cover breakdancing at the next Olympics.
I should have saved for that but I foolishly upgraded other gun functions because I was desperate, heh
Blueskyrim Is that anything
They know. They know! They just don’t care.
Well hello there.
Goodnight, you absolute maniacs
FRIENDSHIP illustrates why you should never try and never have friends.
I am so stressed every time I do not have the ability to make fire
CRONOS letting the creatures merge with dead creatures to make something even stronger is an interesting twist. It makes every encounter that much more stressful.
Florida already has a home insurance crisis, but they’ll throw in a health insurance crisis for free.
You’re supposed to grow up to be eternally miserable, duh
None of y’all told me that J-drama SPEC was on Netflix. Dead to me.
certified bangers aren't enough. i need them notarized too
Jai Courtney is SO GOOD in DANGEROUS ANIMALS (which rules, btw)
Getting cornered by several of those creatures means having to think strategically… very panic inducing 😆
It just bums me out, man.
AJ Lee seems like good people, AND YET
Eh.
Not since Helen Hunt took PCP in DESPERATE LIVES. #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutanfFam
Alt text: The alien in the decaying corpse from the movie MEN IN BLACK. The text says “SUGAR WATER”
#TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutanfFam
Where are my innovations to the cat clocks whose eyes and tails move, huh?
Tch. When given an opportunity to awaken long-dormant demons, people will do it every time. They just can’t help themselves. #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutanfFam
Ok, I did not care for THE CHURCH last time I watched because I’d just seen DEMONS & D2 & expected it to be more like those. Watching again w/ knowledge that it’s different plus removed from having recently seen the other films, will I feel differently this time? #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutanfFam
'What would MacGuyver do!' GET CANCELLED.
Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check. In 1965: -42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now. -The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now. -Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
I preordered it because, fuck yeah, I’m gonna support the studio behind SILENT HILL 2 so they’ll keep making bomb-ass games.
CRONOS: THE NEW DAWN downloaded…. When I’ll actually be able to play is anybody’s guess.
Too bad he can’t take a duck
There are no persons of color in PEACEMAKER’s alternate universe, so, uh
I told my best friend I was going to send this to everyone I know. I sent it to my nephew & my childhood best friend because my Dad doesn’t really get memes. It’s possible I’ve become isolated.
I am not interested in a Street Fighter that has Cody as Guile, but that's okay! The movie's not meant for me.
She just wouldn’t shut up about it
Waiter, there’s something wrong with my meal
I’ve met Kevin, actually. He seemed annoyed at being bothered, but was still very cordial.
(I meant to say Bruce lulz)
Bruce is the only good one, I bet.
Also, if I may, I’d like to add “doesn’t wish death upon you”. Thanks.
Come on, man.
Tried getting my covid vaccine and, *even though I have a prescription*, they wouldn’t give it to me because I am under 65.
Please tell me it had the Catillac Cats
Ok, I enjoyed ASSASSIN’S CREED: SHADOWS, but then the game just … ends? Huh.
This will eventually become all our problems as people traveling to/from FL for vacations, etc will spread preventable diseases. flvoicenews.com/florida-gene...
Anyone have a handy list of booster shots that adults should get? Asking for no reason (link unrelated).
Graham Linehan is a deranged piece of shit. Fuck him.
Goku has just been selected as the new Prime Minister
It sucks ass. Sometimes you just gotta hang on and hang in there until it passes, as trite as that sounds.
Life’s too short to tolerate the bullshit
I just don’t understand how otherwise cool people who are often on the right side of issues can compartmentalize and work for the WWE. They’re essentially the Empire, dude.
If scientists are loving Bluesky, but Glenn Greenwald and Matt Yglesias hate it, I know I’m in the right spot.
(ceo of bird farm) Ahh! My storks!
Bummer, I always looked forward to new CREEPSHOW
Fuck you, Graham
100%
Jokes aside, what the fuck is this
The people on Twitter are very mad that we don’t want to be on Twitter, the place that sucks ass
Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/
Just watched DAVE. Swapping out a stroke-addled President for a lookalike would never happen in real life, right?
If Digital Underground randomly appears we’ll know something is up for sure
I’m trying to listen to the image but nothing happens when I press the speaker
Elon Musk continues to be the bigoted shit-stain he always was. Just because he goes "quiet" for a while, doesn't mean he has had a change of heart, it just means his stockholders are begging him to shut up and stop undermining their retirement investments... but even then, the pus must ooze!
Chuds already tripping over themselves to rush out a video about how ‘f’ is the worst Silent Hill game, which hasn’t even released yet.
Go get ‘em king
Ya boy Rudy’s gone and done it again
THE DEATH OF STALIN is even funnier than I remembered
this is why I pay for photoshop
Oh, and 3 is a direct sequel to SH1, so hopefully you’ll have already played that.
SH3 is good, but I’m one of those weirdos that thinks SH4 is secretly genius.
The Silent Hill HD Collection is unfortunately the most recent console release.
We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
You know, there’s a whole group of people who call things “1984-like” or “Orwellian” who have probably never even read a book.
People are rushing to forgive Snoop Dogg, but his explanation was charitably lukewarm at best. But ok.
Yo, just been informed all copies are now sold out. Thank god I got in when I did.
God, let Matt Salinger be in SECRET WARS, I beg of you
Albert Pyun’s CAPTAIN AMERICA is vastly superior to the version ultimately released. Does it fix everything? Hell no. But I loved it.
I’ll see you at the pog tournament
‘Lightyear’ screenwriter Lauren Gunderson says she does not regret writing the scene after Snoop Dogg’s response: “A character needed a partner, and it was natural to write ‘she’ instead of ‘he.’ I knew the impact it could have. I'm proud. To infinity. Love is love.”
I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
Well, it’s official: She’s gone full heel
There’s a sketch on THE STATE where a family is saying a prayer at the dinner table. Each person gets a turn in this. Each person prays to God to kill Tim.
We now go live to the White House
Haha, I was thinking about this song earlier in the week
PROJECT RUNWAY saving the eliminations for the following episode is some bullllllllllllshit
Urge to rewatch DEATH OF STALIN rising
THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB is charming. I’m charmed!
Are you back again?
These effin’ dorks
Fuck yes. Just got my hands on a copy of the CAPTAIN AMERICA (1990) director’s cut.
Yeah man, Bluesky is dying 🙄
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
You guys rule for doing this.
Bill Corbett 