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Lvl 32 He/him โ๏ธ | Cook / Foodie | Anime | Gamer | Horror Enthusiast | Metal- Punk rock| Goth | Music | Bodybuilding | Fitness |420 Friendly๐| Proud girl-dad | Safe Space ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Certified Yapper ๐ฃ CA. ๐๐๐ด Hey, I'm Chris!~ I'm just here for the vibesโจ๏ธ
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Thank youu~ I'm back into the groove of my good eating habitsโจ๏ธ
Finally finished my meal prep for the week. ๐ฅ It's a mix of grilled steak, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted brussel sprouts, blanched broccoli & steamed rice. I will now proceed with going out to eat๐
Don't crash out bby. You so sexy Ahaa-
I honestly went thru the same thing. I wasn't taught any better from a young age & had to learn the hard way for a long time. I'm sorry that you we're taken advantage of too. Thank you for talking about it. ๐ซ
Lol do whatever you want baddie. Who cares what anyone else thinks๐โโ๏ธ
The unloved child in me will always try to heal the sadness in you.๐ซ๐ซถ
If you ever feel like you're catching a weird vibe from someone, odds are your gut instinct is dead on.
The Bat legion hangs at the ready M'lady๐ฆ๐ซก
Your welcome baddie!๐๐งโโ๏ธ
I said I was doing shitty drawings but I'm quite proud of how this one turned out for @thecitrinewitch.bsky.social ๐ค
Ohh great heavens! My Tomfoolery appears to be behind schedule this evening.
One witchy hat coming up! ๐ซก
Lol it turned out more of a calico bunny but here you go๐
A capricious little devil huh? I'm in love!๐ฅฐ๐
I shall do my best!๐ซก
Aweee what a cutie patootie! I would give you all the snacks โค๏ธ
I drew up a shitty piece of pizza and now I'm feeling inspired. Lmao Comment something you'd like me draw badly for you๐
A slice of pepperoni pizza with a blue background and the tip of the pizza is dripping with melted cheese. Like this โฌ๏ธ Excuse the rough draft lmao
10x is more accurate๐ฅ๐
Don't tell me what's real BROTHER my pills are wearing off ๐ค ๐คฃ
Ayy! ๐ I'll definitely shoot you a DM when I make it then๐๐
Orchid mantis & Atlas moths, tickle my fancy
I like your face regardless of acne๐โโ๏ธ๐
I love how ppl are so rude. Like I won't audibly fart in your direction & then tell you "Eat a dick."
Literally traumatizing
Kissing with your eyes open is serial killer activities..
Store-bought Kimchi is mid.
You CAN buy a container of Kimchi from a Korean BBQ restaurant. My life is forever changed!๐โจ๏ธ
the subtitles stay on during sex
Thinking about making an alt fitness profile ๐ค
Ugh and when I'm blushing I CAN'T hide it ๐ ๐
Steak & mashed potatoes is always a good time~
You're gonna need some Rasberry tea and some steak for dinner lol
Sometimes I use filters because my rosacea be doing the most
That's so hardcore. I need to get on that so we can be micro-dosing โจ๏ธtogetherโจ๏ธ๐
๐ซ๐ซ Take it one day at a time bestie.๐ Maybe you'll feel better later today. Maybe you'll feel better tomorrow. The bad part always passes, I promise
I wonder if Adderall would fix me. ๐ The rapid-fire thoughts can make my life feel so noisy sometimes.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Silence of the Gary
Morning drive vibeโจ๏ธ open.spotify.com/track/1aWYAQ...
Your absence will always be the harsh reminder of their value. Don't move mountains & give the world to mf who reluctantly give you the bare minimum.
*Wakes up.* For Gondor! โ๏ธ Que music.
It's goofy to complain about women's makeup as a man lol Like why you care so much bro?? ๐๐คก Ya'll can do whatever makes you happy & it should be judgment-free
Midnight Teriyaki beef
Shout out to my secret admirer~
Your absence will always be the harsh reminder of their value. Don't move mountains & give the world to mf who reluctantly give you the bare minimum.
Don't trust the late-night saddies. That shit is always far from the truth๐ฏ
Lmao you get a pass because I like you
Statistically every friend group has one munch. ๐โโ๏ธ
I've stopped 99% of fights in their tracks by saying "I know you wanna kiss me, dude." Loud enough for witnesses to hear. And repeat until they back down from embarrassment. The other 1% I've had to fight ๐
I love my moots but I wish I had more West Coast friends. Everyone goes to bed & my feed is dead by 9pm ๐ซ
Ayyy! That came out pretty good!๐โจ๏ธ
Maybe it's because I grew up isolated from other boys. But if there's a reason I fall for you, it's first & foremost your eyes that catch my attention๐ I've had a date tell me "that's on some serial killer type shit." lmao
Missed me with that gooner shit! ๐
I fucking love watching Naked & Afraid! I would totally do that shit. I'm pretty comfortable with my body, except for my butt cheek dimples! ๐ซฃ
Let's take a 20g gummy & hit up the apple orchard ๐ณ๐๐
when we can reply with voice notes on here itโs over for all of you
Honestly this would be so fun to do with my bluesky peeps!
Thank you! I've been dubbed "Brunch queen" since 2020๐
You animal! I love it!๐
It's been a while since I've hosted a brunch for my girls. I'm thinking of making a pitcher of sangria, getting a pumpkin pie from Costco. And doing steak & eggs with tater tots and a side of fresh biscuits & assorted fruit. And obviously enough mimosas to knock out an elephant๐
Nooooooooo!
A candle melting on a skull
One day I'll take the time to learn how to thread my own eyebrows. Until then I clean them up with a straight razor ๐ช
I loved Expedition 33 That soundtrack was a masterpiece. Definitely GOTY material. ๐ฅ
Nah you cooking with this one lol I grew a beard during covid and shaved once since then and I looked like a baby, I hated it! I'm keeping the beard, I def look better with it๐คฃ
Haterrrss! Lmfao "Bitch don't hate me because I'm beautiful!" ๐
Hell yeah get it!!๐ฅ
Now you're thinking!๐ง
I don't get upset with my daughter because she doesn't care about anything, so I shouldn't either. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Preettyy!!๐คฉ I should have gone hiking lol here I am binging Lord of the Rings for the 1,000th time๐
If I were to change my hairstyle I think I'd go for John Cena's current look. It's definitely long enough at the top & I already fade the sides lol
Sorry, I stopped liking your posts. You changed your Pfp & I didn't know who you were on my feed๐
It's easy to mistake the feeling of existential weight with being depressed.
You could always try clear removable alternatives before committing to braces. ๐
They probably didn't like pickles ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lmfaooo (In Kronks voice) Ohh yeah. That's good stuff! ๐คฃ
Pfffft it's forrr mee! I LOVE useless information lmao
I'd watch... for research purposes lol
At least it's gradually going down... But it probably won't feel like Fall until November around here๐ญ
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Reminder: You donโt have to earn your right to exist by being productive. You are already enough.
Slay๐ฅ
You won't lol But you can make enough new memories to the point that you don't ever think about it.
Why didn't the oyster donate to charity? Because it's a little shellfish! Ahhhh I'm here until Wednesday ๐ซ๐ซ
Brother sometimes you just gotta get Baja blasted
No revenge because rotten fruit falls on it's own.
I threw up twice but I'm a glutton for pain & I pushed thru it. For everyone just getting here I'm deathly hungover.
I like to take flirting to the point when I have to think to myself "Okay, we'll draw the line right there for now.."
Depression has a hard time hitting me because I'm a moving target ๐ค
The lack of tattoos on my legs is downright sinful
If you aren't replacing your shoelaces and buying some $20 gel inserts into some older shoes before replacing them entirely. You are fucking up my dood.
Knowing medical terms doesn't make me smarter than the average person. But it sure as shit makes me look smart๐
Busting ectoplasm on sports mode is craaazzyyy
Other people: "Wyd?" Me: "Would you like to partake in shenanigans & tomfoolery, my fair lady?"
I won't have my daughter this Halloween. To be something cool or slutty? Decisions, decisions....
Deadbeat dads have such little dick energy. There's no excuse to be that way. There's nothing to try to understand about them. Un-ambitious, selfish, lazy. ๐ Booo! Tomato, tomato!!
A chopped cheese & a comedy special would cure me
Tomorrow we finally approach the BER months ๐๐๐ September, October, November and December ~โก