I guess it wouldn't be very 'presidential' to post the real image of him tripping over his catheter cable and spraying piss all over himself.
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I guess it wouldn't be very 'presidential' to post the real image of him tripping over his catheter cable and spraying piss all over himself.
Lmao! I nearly missed this vid on my homepage because it had a picture of Brian Tyler Cohen. My brain is already attuned to skipping right past that squeaky fuck. Good brain. *pats*
Florida: *loses hundreds of millions* Also Florida: "we're still voting red." It boggles me that there are literal rocket scientists that live in that cesspool. Some of the smartest people on the planet surrounded by toothless hillbillys buying Alligator Alcatraz merch.
That idiot never heard the phrase "never bring politics or religion into a bar"? So sad.
With all this talk about Trump being dead, I am going to watch 'The Death of Stalin' to fantasize about a villainous dictator dying and having his sycophantic puppets bicker and fight for the scraps of leftover power.
That's a bit longer than Trump's usual "two weeks".
Keep partying.. The news of so many people celebrating his death might CAUSE his death. Party like you've never partied before.
I love dad jokes but I am not, in fact, a dad.. Does that make me a Faux Pas?
Goonies. (not that type of gooning.. stop it)
Fucked up AND a Felon eh? *approval stamps Australian visa* Welcome aboard, sir.
This... This is why people say the pyramids weren't built by slaves. I will work for free.
“Gaza’s starving, is a sentence that’s objectively true but it’s also slightly misleading because it’s too passive. Gaza’s being starved by Israel & what’s so frustrating is most humanitarian disasters don’t have solutions as straightforward as this one. Hurricanes don’t have kill…” 1/
*cough-posse-comitatus-act-cough*
This is going to be a disaster and I can't wait for it to blow up in their faces.
"His past" being a disgusting array of junk food and an unhealthy lifestyle? Trump isn't going to live long enough for his past actions to catch up with him. His chances of seeing the next Presidential election are about the same as him looking down and seeing his own peen: No chance.
#TofuDreg We don't need to oppose BRICS projects. The shoddy Chinese constructions will fall apart as soon as they make it.
Trump: *collapses* Aid: "Quick! Call his doctor!" Doctor: "This man is in perfect health." Trump: *dies* ~The End~
Great. Now talk about Israel's genocide. Talk about it. Go on.. Of course you won't, you sycophant.
This is glorious. Such a rare occurrence to even happen.
ACAB needs some more letters.. All Cops are Genocide Enabling Bastards? ACAGEB?
Fixing my own words here: "filming it FOR CLOUT should immediately be treated as an 'aggravating' factor for any crime."
This is why I watch Atozy vids.. The star witnesses in their own cases are themselves for filming it. Filming it should immediately be treated as an 'aggravating' factor for any crime. Courts need to up their game to match the situation.
Who? *googles jonathan wilkes* No really, who?
Lt. General Jeffery Kruse: *tells the truth about the Iran strike* Pete Hegseth: "You're fired." What a cowardly fucking maggot.
@proforprof.bsky.social
Thanks so much for sharing this. What a glorious video. MASSIVE respect for this dude.
Someone get a cape for his hero. <3 What a legend.
I can do this. And my voice is deeper and louder than his. I actually felt good when he called them NAZIs. It’s time to flex my privilege. LFG!
I love this. Normalising pissing on Cybertrucks.
It's rare, but it does happen.
The only thing missing is the mic drop.
Confused_Pudding is such a glorious internet handle.
Pure evil
My dad used to make super-charged orchid fertilizer with coffee grounds in a stacked worm farm. I wish I inherited his 2 green thumbs.
The Ghost: "Hi, Ghost HQ? Can I please request a new machine to haunt? I'm not very effective here."
I question the agendas of everyone who has failed their pledges to the Oath of Enlistment and Oath of Allegiance.
*cough-Posse-Comitatus-Act-cough*
Good tip. Thanks for the heads-up.
While you're there, tell the formatting ghost that 'sentence' and 'paragraph' are not synonyms. I hate modern web article formatting so much.
Naturally. It's hard to see ourselves when looking from our own perspective. You ARE the change. Literally. From Border Enforcement to Activist. You'd need a mirror to see the change.
Worker: "Another customer is screaming 'You're not my mom!' at the notebooks again."
Found a really good source of ICE reporting in an Immigration Rights Activist: @jennbudd.bsky.social. Really worth a follow. Good, prompt, intel and someone with a deep knowledge of the topic. I discovered them from a collaboration with @bitchuationroom.bsky.social. Also really worth a follow.
Breaking News: The United States forgets that they wrote the Posse Comitatus Act to literally stop this shit from happening. Weather at 6.
It's as if no one knows what the Posse Comitatus Act is.. There's literally legislation to stop this and no one is citing it.
Alt text: White sign with black text: "Not everyone who reads (SPACE SPACE SPACE) is smart"
*cough posse-comitatus-act cough*
2 more than 2k
Think further than the sandwich... Imagine the diapers needed by the baby who cried to the courts about being assaulted by that sandwich. THAT would make me kms.
Yes, he also admitted to fucking a couch and whinged at Zelensky for not saying Thank You enough times. They're not great things but they are still things.
I also read this as parmesan sandwiches and I'm glad I'm not alone.
Step 1: Fill one with catnip Step 2: Put them with the other 10 Step 3: Film the results for Bluesky
Yo @albomp.bsky.social ... You really need to read this reply by @iantos.bsky.social. Your ideas of wage increases don't mean a thing if we're all living in a digital prison.
Geraldo: "Hrm.. I don't look evil enough." *gives himself a cartoon villain mustache* Geraldo: "Perfection."
I got my fingers crossed that someone will live up to their Oath of Enlistment/Allegiance and take him out. The cartridge is out there now, in circulation. It might even already be in a magazine. It might even be chambered, right this very second. HEY SIRI. PLAY HERO BY MARIAH CAREY.
WAH!
Debate him ONLY if the exclusive, narrow window, of discussions are: -his 10 years in prison -his convictions and guilt -the shitty food he had to eat ...AND, if there can be relevant pauses to laugh in his face.
Instructions unclear. Tried to eat breakfast and blackbirds flew out of it's butt.
I would have liked to help but it was already nuked before I could report it. YOU did it! <3
It's all done now. That account is suspended.
Account suspended. Well done.
HotLyfe. *drops mic*
I will bring some Fröhlichkeit and battle against your Weltshmerz.. I suggest in the BeyBlade arena.
I think it's to do with tightening budgets. Regular folk can't afford to drop $5k on a CPU for their PC that's gonna need thousands of dollars worth of overhaul to use that beast.
He's right there too: *points to @stevehofstetter.bsky.social * Go follow him.
It'd wanna be some special cards to make up for the missing tank armada, jets, and crippled fleets. I got my own card: *crosses off another ship on the Black Sea Fleet Bingo card*
Arrogance, and a dash of 'they'd-kill-me-if-I-showed-fear'.
If only the US was partnered with the ICC. They could collect a tidy bounty on Putin for his warcrimes and end the war in an afternoon. Come on Alaska! Let your Feds take home a tasty treat. Which ones of you have said the Oath of Enlistment/Allegiance? Oh, all that served? Who wants to be a hero?
This is the first post I have seen with more shares than likes. I am guessing people shared so hard that they forgot to +like it.
The White House apparently doesn’t like this ad. Can I get about a million reposts, please?!?! 😊
News: Melbourne Police fail to arrest their friends.
Cricket is just 'fetch' for humans.
Derogatory slang for AI: Clankers Derogatory slang for AI apologists: Cogsuckers
Why would they arrest their friends? ACAB.
Dear streamers & content creators, on platforms like YT & Twitch & Discord, It's 100% ok to block individuals from your communities for toxicity. It's legitimate to ban, blacklist & "ignore". No matter how long they've been there. Your sanity & your community deserve BETTER.
#TheOrville
To the departed: *pours out a coffee*
JD's porn search is exclusively "casting couch" and it's not for the casting.
That tweet was in all caps.
Lmao! The National Guard on the lookout for projects that make them look better in the eyes of the public.. Seems they found the opposite end of that list.
Here's a good chance to see the circle of people around Francesca. Independent journalism is heavily dependent on the people around the project and this looks like it will be a good one. Links on where to watch are in the post.
Get on it #Netflix 👀
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inb4: workplace seminars about the dangers of dating your AI coworkers.
Imagine having the chance to be rid of a neo-nazi, drug-riddled, 4-chan child from your company and instead doing this. Oh wait.. they green-lit the Cybertruck. Of course they're dumber than a bag of hammers.
Everyone who has said the Pledge of Allegiance/Enlistment is currently a gutless, two-faced, liar. They literally pledged to stop that shit and lied.
My go-to answer for that is: "Yea, but Chat GPT said that glue was a good pizza topping."
I predict that the vuvuzela is about to make a triumphant return.
Me: This needs some saucy music.. Me: Ohwait.. *unmutes* Me: This is purrfect.
Cool animatronic. Needs more neck-vagina.
I'm loving the contrast to the prancing deer (shoulder) vs these ones getting royally fucking mauled.
This graffiti thing reminded me of a story here from a while back. Enjoy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmcc...
What the hell is anti-graffiti paint? It sounds like a scam sold to local govts. Do you think Nottingham council will be interested in my anti-bear stick?
[laughs in Australian]
I miss his purple goatee.
Delicious irony.
Get this catchy tune stuck in your head.