Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social)
Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead), Jerry Garcia (Jerry Garcia Band), Trey Anastasio (Phish), and Trey Anastasio (Trey Anastasio Band).
Wake up to find out that you are the burger of the world
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Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead), Jerry Garcia (Jerry Garcia Band), Trey Anastasio (Phish), and Trey Anastasio (Trey Anastasio Band).
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All things considered, it's still impressive that a kid has an active library card in 2025.
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lol I love that this was picked up by the Grateful Dead feed.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
You must be very upset about Micah Parsons going to Green Bay.
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Speaking negativity of him online because I really want to be the one to introduce him to what a motion for judgment on the pleadings is: Man oh man, that Polish CEO is a freaking asshole.
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He’s an adult making 6.8 million dollars.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
He's making $6.8M in NIL money this year. Cam Ward is making $8M this year as the #1 overall pick. He's being paid like a pro. That's a direct result of the media hype.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
With the amount of unwarranted hype around this kid, you have to expect a certain amount of glee from weary fans when he struggles, regardless of context.
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Thanks for the @ootpbaseball.bsky.social sim idea!
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You’ll never win it with that mindset
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His just for men sponsorship deal has obviously expired.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s sad to see Marty’s son be Jerry’s stooge.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting to the point where I kinda wish they'd just leave again.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
And the added bonus of "America's Team" going down the toilet is peak schadenfreude.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Old rich dudes cutting off their noses to spite their faces due to unfettered arrogance and ignorance is a joy to see. Thanks Jerry.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Not worth the effort imho
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been boycotting the Browns for over 20 years. They don't seem to care.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m having fun too and that lawsuit would be a waste of time and money. It would be dismissed on a motion for judgment on the pleadings.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, fandom is a helluva drug.
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They’ve been saying all along that they expected him to play in week one. They just weren’t saying for who.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m perfectly content being an insignificant reply guy with zero original content and only followed by bots. (The only proper way to do social media.)
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! I think that to myself every time I see this meme
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social)
Thoughts and prayers remain absolutely fucking useless.
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The Cowboys are stepping over a hundred dollar bill to pick up a penny.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social)
Maga has been telling us for years that the 2nd amendment is vital and can not be amended in any way because they need to have the ability to fight back against a tyrant. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WAITING FOR?
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Well duh, what does that have to do with this?
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Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Nova Scoiscia
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d bet good money that she’s a beard and has very little to do with him. (At least that’s how I rationalize it to myself.)
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Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
So he was not…. chosen for the roster.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
As I said, I enjoy making fun of people like you. Thanks for entertaining me towards the end of my work day. You’re appreciated.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
At least try a different GIF for a change of pace 😂
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Who said I do? I just enjoy making fun of people who go way the hell out of their way to go out of their way to continually proclaim that “no one” cares when people clearly do care. Man, you sure are triggered by something that you don’t care about.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty irresponsible for people to continue to have their lives go on at a time like this tbh.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, that’s pretty weak if this makes you physically ill.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
No ill will to you.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
“No one cares” always means “I don’t like this and I wish that I didn’t have to see it.”
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, how I long for a dislike button
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who enjoys laughing at irrationally triggered football bros, this is truly wonderful news.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Laughing at you does not equate to being butt hurt. I just like making fun of irrational people.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Bless your heart
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me so happy! Not that I give much of a crap about them, just because I'm really looking forward to football bros being irrationally triggered.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Close, but it will be with Mayflower, the official moving company of the NFL.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
UGH, pages! I have a coworker who refuses to use Word. Editing his documents is a nightmare.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn! I have so little to live for as a Browns fan. I was really hoping for Kenny to have a resurrection in Cleveland just to see the Steeler fan reactions.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently the boycott on American imports is over.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Buddy, are you familiar with the term "poetic license"?
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I’ll put that on my watch list right behind the Jerry Jones thing
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
So…. Kirk Cousins?
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell us that you’ve never zoomed in on what goes on in a huddle without saying that you’ve never zoomed in on what goes on in a huddle.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
We all know the answer to this
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Taking “if you have 2 quarterbacks you really have none” to dizzying new heights.
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My point is tr_mp won due to people choosing not to vote for them. Maga wins and everyone loses. Sometimes you really do have to grit your teeth and choose the lesser evil. Shoot the messenger if you must, but heed the message.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I just said it matter of factly. No one who failed to vote for them is better off for it. Abstaining from voting or voting third party is how tr_mp won. Vote your conscience, but take that cold hard fact in account when deciding on what to do. Learn from history or relive it.
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A lot of people flat out refused to vote for Clinton or Harris. Not a single one of them is better off for having made that decision.
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Jason Beck (@jasonbeck.bsky.social) reposted
Former Central Michigan standout Zach McKinstry changed his walkup music to the CMU fight song in honor of Central Michigan night at Comerica Park tonight. He promptly homered his first time up, Detroit's first hit off Royals starter Ryan Bergert. Tigers down 3-1.
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Ohio “professional” football is embarrassing.
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bless your heart
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Ball knowers know that teams often have veteran QBs start a few games while the rookie sits and gets acclimated to the pros.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
To everyone who feels compelled to remind everyone else that it’s preseason against backups and guys who will be cut: No shit Sherlock.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how I learned that Kellen Moore is the Saints' coach.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Google is no one's friend.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Learning a new system and syncing up with new teammates is for woke libs.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
You haven’t lived until you’ve had these. They’re oddly better in the small bag than the big one though 🤷♂️
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I feel good about Sydney Sweeney showing up at my house Saturday night with beer and wings.
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I grew up as a Browns fan and I was devastated when they left… but at this point, I really wish that they never came back.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Rich people truly don’t believe that laws apply to them.
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People are talking about him as the number one overall pick based on middle school and high school. That’s insane.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm truly baffled by the hype for a kid who hasn't accomplished a damn thing.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Aside from his last name, what exactly makes Arch worthy of a first round pick?
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Wake me up when this kid actually accomplishes something on the field.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a major flaw in this scenario.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
And former punter Chris Kluwe has been making good trouble.
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Pickett being successful in Cleveland would piss off so many Steeler fans. It's worth playing him for that possibility alone.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Intent aside, using a 3rd and two 5th round picks on QBs surely says that they're not concerned about it.
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Pump the brakes, we're still a long way away from Halloween. Plenty of time for stupidity.
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You clearly haven't been paying attention for the last few decades if you think that the Cleveland Browns are concerned about looking dumb.
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I don't know much about football, but I do know that the Browns will keep the wrong one and the other one will be a solid QB elsewhere.
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I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad.
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Fandom is a helluva drug.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you've had enough Fireball tonight. Save some for tomorrow.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes it's better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool rather than speak and remove all doubts.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know much about football, but I do know that the Browns will get rid of the wrong guy from the hodgepodge QB room.
Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tough shit, British ambassador
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LT! 🫶
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