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Grateful Ted(dy)

@gratefulteddy.bsky.social

Wake up to find out that you are the burger of the world

created March 9, 2025

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Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social)

Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead), Jerry Garcia (Jerry Garcia Band), Trey Anastasio (Phish), and Trey Anastasio (Trey Anastasio Band).

2/9/2025, 5:22:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

All things considered, it's still impressive that a kid has an active library card in 2025.

2/9/2025, 2:44:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

lol I love that this was picked up by the Grateful Dead feed.

1/9/2025, 5:07:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

You must be very upset about Micah Parsons going to Green Bay.

1/9/2025, 1:52:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

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1/9/2025, 1:50:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking negativity of him online because I really want to be the one to introduce him to what a motion for judgment on the pleadings is: Man oh man, that Polish CEO is a freaking asshole.

31/8/2025, 9:53:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s an adult making 6.8 million dollars.

31/8/2025, 4:05:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

He's making $6.8M in NIL money this year. Cam Ward is making $8M this year as the #1 overall pick. He's being paid like a pro. That's a direct result of the media hype.

31/8/2025, 3:03:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

With the amount of unwarranted hype around this kid, you have to expect a certain amount of glee from weary fans when he struggles, regardless of context.

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31/8/2025, 2:25:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the @ootpbaseball.bsky.social sim idea!

30/8/2025, 6:30:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ll never win it with that mindset

30/8/2025, 6:29:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

His just for men sponsorship deal has obviously expired.

30/8/2025, 4:24:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s sad to see Marty’s son be Jerry’s stooge.

30/8/2025, 12:16:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting to the point where I kinda wish they'd just leave again.

29/8/2025, 8:29:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

And the added bonus of "America's Team" going down the toilet is peak schadenfreude.

29/8/2025, 7:18:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Old rich dudes cutting off their noses to spite their faces due to unfettered arrogance and ignorance is a joy to see. Thanks Jerry.

29/8/2025, 7:16:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Not worth the effort imho

29/8/2025, 12:57:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been boycotting the Browns for over 20 years. They don't seem to care.

28/8/2025, 10:01:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m having fun too and that lawsuit would be a waste of time and money. It would be dismissed on a motion for judgment on the pleadings.

28/8/2025, 9:44:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, fandom is a helluva drug.

28/8/2025, 9:38:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep scrolling, bud.

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28/8/2025, 9:32:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 9:23:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve been saying all along that they expected him to play in week one. They just weren’t saying for who.

28/8/2025, 9:17:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m perfectly content being an insignificant reply guy with zero original content and only followed by bots. (The only proper way to do social media.)

28/8/2025, 4:26:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait! He has pants on during dark star.

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27/8/2025, 7:39:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

We stand corrected lol

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27/8/2025, 7:35:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! I think that to myself every time I see this meme

27/8/2025, 7:27:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social)

Thoughts and prayers remain absolutely fucking useless.

27/8/2025, 4:28:15 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

The Cowboys are stepping over a hundred dollar bill to pick up a penny.

27/8/2025, 4:16:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social)

Maga has been telling us for years that the 2nd amendment is vital and can not be amended in any way because they need to have the ability to fight back against a tyrant. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WAITING FOR?

27/8/2025, 2:36:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Well duh, what does that have to do with this?

27/8/2025, 12:18:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:20:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Mike Nova Scoiscia

27/8/2025, 12:05:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d bet good money that she’s a beard and has very little to do with him. (At least that’s how I rationalize it to myself.)

27/8/2025, 12:03:07 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 12:00:51 AM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

So he was not…. chosen for the roster.

26/8/2025, 11:50:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

As I said, I enjoy making fun of people like you. Thanks for entertaining me towards the end of my work day. You’re appreciated.

26/8/2025, 11:19:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

At least try a different GIF for a change of pace 😂

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26/8/2025, 9:02:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Who said I do? I just enjoy making fun of people who go way the hell out of their way to go out of their way to continually proclaim that “no one” cares when people clearly do care. Man, you sure are triggered by something that you don’t care about.

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26/8/2025, 8:59:57 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty irresponsible for people to continue to have their lives go on at a time like this tbh.

26/8/2025, 8:31:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, that’s pretty weak if this makes you physically ill.

26/8/2025, 8:29:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

No ill will to you.

26/8/2025, 8:27:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

“No one cares” always means “I don’t like this and I wish that I didn’t have to see it.”

26/8/2025, 8:26:34 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, how I long for a dislike button

26/8/2025, 5:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

As someone who enjoys laughing at irrationally triggered football bros, this is truly wonderful news.

26/8/2025, 5:31:03 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Laughing at you does not equate to being butt hurt. I just like making fun of irrational people.

26/8/2025, 5:27:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Bless your heart

26/8/2025, 5:22:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

This makes me so happy! Not that I give much of a crap about them, just because I'm really looking forward to football bros being irrationally triggered.

26/8/2025, 5:21:50 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Close, but it will be with Mayflower, the official moving company of the NFL.

Mayflower moving truck outside of the Baltimore Colts facility when they left Baltimore.
26/8/2025, 4:17:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

UGH, pages! I have a coworker who refuses to use Word. Editing his documents is a nightmare.

26/8/2025, 4:13:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn! I have so little to live for as a Browns fan. I was really hoping for Kenny to have a resurrection in Cleveland just to see the Steeler fan reactions.

26/8/2025, 1:31:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently the boycott on American imports is over.

25/8/2025, 11:47:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Buddy, are you familiar with the term "poetic license"?

25/8/2025, 11:22:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 3:19:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll put that on my watch list right behind the Jerry Jones thing

25/8/2025, 1:53:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

So…. Kirk Cousins?

24/8/2025, 2:08:10 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell us that you’ve never zoomed in on what goes on in a huddle without saying that you’ve never zoomed in on what goes on in a huddle.

23/8/2025, 9:42:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

We all know the answer to this

23/8/2025, 8:56:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Taking “if you have 2 quarterbacks you really have none” to dizzying new heights.

23/8/2025, 7:44:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 7:12:25 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

My point is tr_mp won due to people choosing not to vote for them. Maga wins and everyone loses. Sometimes you really do have to grit your teeth and choose the lesser evil. Shoot the messenger if you must, but heed the message.

23/8/2025, 1:06:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I just said it matter of factly. No one who failed to vote for them is better off for it. Abstaining from voting or voting third party is how tr_mp won. Vote your conscience, but take that cold hard fact in account when deciding on what to do. Learn from history or relive it.

23/8/2025, 7:35:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of people flat out refused to vote for Clinton or Harris. Not a single one of them is better off for having made that decision.

23/8/2025, 3:11:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 12:41:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Beck (@jasonbeck.bsky.social) reposted

Former Central Michigan standout Zach McKinstry changed his walkup music to the CMU fight song in honor of Central Michigan night at Comerica Park tonight. He promptly homered his first time up, Detroit's first hit off Royals starter Ryan Bergert. Tigers down 3-1.

22/8/2025, 11:58:27 PM | 42 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohio “professional” football is embarrassing.

22/8/2025, 10:40:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

NFL owners:

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22/8/2025, 9:42:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

bless your heart

22/8/2025, 2:49:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ball knowers know that teams often have veteran QBs start a few games while the rookie sits and gets acclimated to the pros.

22/8/2025, 1:35:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

To everyone who feels compelled to remind everyone else that it’s preseason against backups and guys who will be cut: No shit Sherlock.

22/8/2025, 3:43:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is how I learned that Kellen Moore is the Saints' coach.

21/8/2025, 6:03:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Google is no one's friend.

21/8/2025, 3:03:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Learning a new system and syncing up with new teammates is for woke libs.

21/8/2025, 2:24:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

You haven’t lived until you’ve had these. They’re oddly better in the small bag than the big one though 🤷‍♂️

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21/8/2025, 1:36:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel good about Sydney Sweeney showing up at my house Saturday night with beer and wings.

21/8/2025, 1:32:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I grew up as a Browns fan and I was devastated when they left… but at this point, I really wish that they never came back.

20/8/2025, 9:29:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Rich people truly don’t believe that laws apply to them.

20/8/2025, 9:25:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 2:56:40 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

People are talking about him as the number one overall pick based on middle school and high school. That’s insane.

20/8/2025, 2:17:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm truly baffled by the hype for a kid who hasn't accomplished a damn thing.

19/8/2025, 10:59:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Aside from his last name, what exactly makes Arch worthy of a first round pick?

19/8/2025, 10:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wake me up when this kid actually accomplishes something on the field.

19/8/2025, 10:29:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a major flaw in this scenario.

19/8/2025, 9:29:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

And former punter Chris Kluwe has been making good trouble.

18/8/2025, 7:32:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 7:27:24 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Pickett being successful in Cleveland would piss off so many Steeler fans. It's worth playing him for that possibility alone.

18/8/2025, 5:30:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Intent aside, using a 3rd and two 5th round picks on QBs surely says that they're not concerned about it.

18/8/2025, 5:27:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Pump the brakes, we're still a long way away from Halloween. Plenty of time for stupidity.

18/8/2025, 5:22:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

You clearly haven't been paying attention for the last few decades if you think that the Cleveland Browns are concerned about looking dumb.

18/8/2025, 5:20:17 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know much about football, but I do know that the Browns will keep the wrong one and the other one will be a solid QB elsewhere.

18/8/2025, 5:17:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 4:13:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad.

18/8/2025, 2:21:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 11:15:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Fandom is a helluva drug.

17/8/2025, 4:34:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you've had enough Fireball tonight. Save some for tomorrow.

17/8/2025, 1:49:51 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes it's better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool rather than speak and remove all doubts.

17/8/2025, 1:08:46 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know much about football, but I do know that the Browns will get rid of the wrong guy from the hodgepodge QB room.

16/8/2025, 6:03:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Tough shit, British ambassador

16/8/2025, 1:20:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grateful Ted(dy) (@gratefulteddy.bsky.social) reply parent

LT! 🫶

15/8/2025, 10:59:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 10:53:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view