Not a huge fan personally, but hey, remember that time the freaking Goo Goo Dolls out-rocked 99% of all 90s songs on the soundtrack to that dumb tornado movie?! youtu.be/zK6PiJCw_Jg?...
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Not a huge fan personally, but hey, remember that time the freaking Goo Goo Dolls out-rocked 99% of all 90s songs on the soundtrack to that dumb tornado movie?! youtu.be/zK6PiJCw_Jg?...
I got my heart broken for the first time the week that song broke the record for the most played song in radio history in a single week 😂🤣
The Ballad of Seth and CM continues on with the addition of spousal layers, Logan Paul becomes the second person to work a fake fight with both John Cena and Floyd Mayweather, and more from WWE Clash in Paris!
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Yes! Team Moore all the way.
🚨 A very long thread 🚨 I need you all to actually come to terms with what happened last year. No, Harris did not run a bad campaign. You're just stupid. He ran on dictator shit, she ran on “He’s going to kill us all but I’m won't and here are the policies that will benefit you if you elect me”.
Oh, and Great King Rat
I picked like 5
Fun It Killer Queen It's Late Death on Two Legs (Dedicated to...)
patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
whoever sold their perfectly good percocet in good faith in exchange for this guy got a raw deal
No.
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This deleted (but archived) Truth Social post of Trump's from Thursday night is like something out of Twin Peaks: media-cdn.factba.se/realdonaldtr...
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"But you liked me yesterday"
@20xx.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
2 things I learned just now: Stan Hansen is still alive, and Stan Hansen is only 76. I would have guessed he was 45 in 1981.
If I lose followers over this, why the fuck were you following me lmao Get bent
Insider terms! The script! Judy Bagwell on a forklift as a genuine highlight! Fans, this is all fake and pretend, except the many times that we're told it suddenly isn't! A 25-years-later look back at a strong contender for the worst Vince Russo show of all time!
i cant fully confrim but fred durst is a known old schjool weeb who loves neon genesis evangelion so that anime story can be very real. fred durst also has a small role in the movie "i saw the tv glow" which is about trans people and made by trans people. so it's very possible
Max Caster:
Hocus Pocus
Ahem.
I will not stand for this Recyclops erasure.
Screaming the quiet part directly into your ear holes
Do any of these people, in their own mind, know that they have completely debased themselves in the most humiliating self-denying way possible or are they all 100% brainwashed at this point? Like, at least one of them has to be thinking how pathetic they are, right? bsky.app/profile/atru...
I mean, Becky did say that Ozzy was the BEST thing to ever come out of Birmingham (and I think most people from that city would agree)! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
they call this guy the ProtoStar because he's the Prototype of a Star
I've been trying to get better with my seasoning but any time I eat Black food I realize that I've basically graduated from tee ball to little league.
Brody King on his ABOLISH ICE shirt “I came from a punk rock, hardcore background. That stuff is normal in our world. Speaking on injustice is important to me. I appreciate that I work for a company that allows us to have our own voice, whether I ask for it or not [laughs]. Thank you, Tony."
I MADE THE NEW TRIANGLE OF MADNESS TITANTRON VIDEO!!! #AEWCollision
I say this extremely seriously: one of the main skills children have to learn to be adults is to do things they *don't* find interesting. This is both because many necessary things in life are boring and because sometimes interesting things take time and effort first.
This is the first movie I ever remembered thinking was the worst piece of shit movie I'd ever seen.
How does ANYONE not name Toni Storm as a pillar?! She's the whole goddamn table!
I get the sense that even though this all kind of sucks management can see the strides he's making & he'll be on to other stuff.
They do not understand that, no.
Here's a bunch of stuff about the WWE and AEW TV shows from 8/11-16, which is late but that's unfortunately been life. Anyways!
Today is the tenth anniversary of Sasha vs Bayley in Brooklyn, the match - and the two women - that brought me back in and have kept me in. open.substack.com/pub/katbourn...
10 years ago today, at NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn, Bayley and Sasha Banks had one of the best women's matches of all time. A CLASSIC
denmark rocks bc theyll notice that only 80% of their population is currently laying in the grass in a park with a six pack of 8% beer reading a book while on a 3 hour lunch break from work making $50/hr selling croissants at a cafe called GOBBO or FLUUZ and their government will spring into action
He claimed rainbow crosswalks and similar public art were “distractions” that posed safety risks.
I hate that people are like "Oh no, please don't do a moonsault off the cage Mister Elderly so-and-so with the surgically repaired everything!" What ever happened to old men getting into cage matches & just smashing the shit out of each other?!
I have one in Italy, one starting college & one starting STEMM. My dumb loser go-nowhere ass co-created all that.
I understand the idea of "work yourself to the bone while you're young, relax & enjoy the beach house when you're old", the problem is that guys with this mentality can NEVER shut it off (see also: 80% of Boomers).
Stupid sexy Flanders...
So now I need to also have Peacock to watch NXT PPVs along with Netflix for RAW cable for Smackdown & ESPN for PPVs? lol fuck off.
I thought that was 2026?
Wrestling fans to gamers: "First time?"
Being on the other app was your first mistake 😂🤣
sign of a crumbling media environment is that people don't even know that Gavin Rossdale has a cooking show & in the first episode he invites Serena Williams to his house for dinner, then gets her to sing a duet of the song "comedown", the 3rd single from the first Bush record, with him on his patio
The mos eisley cantina music is deceptively playful. It's actually quite scary in there
I'm not a finance person but Target as we knew it is done. Too many people have gone too long without shopping there and realized that they were just buying junk. For a lot of people Target was a habit they used to self soothe and their position on DEI forced people to change the habit
Yeah, stop enjoying wrestling, stupid kids! This is for indie dudez doin' indie movez, for grown-ups!
Didn't stop to do her stomp!
Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:
this guy's fit in sleepaway camp is unreal
I just started watching AEW since January & he's my #1 favorite discovery.
RIP Zod/Bernadette Bassenger
Damn u SSRIs
Yeah because I agree with the original poster, he's too good to be puttering around the AEW midcard. I'd rather see him as a killer in New Japan & come back to AEW in 2026 ready to challenge for the world title.
I feel like NJPW is gonna be his focus for the foreseeable future. I could absolutely see him winning the world title and coming back to AEW as an even stronger character in a year after he loses it.
I'm convinced that Donald Trump could literally strangle the life out of an actual child with his bare hands live on television and the next day the stories would be "Trump's controversial actions on TV last night have sparked a debate over homicide laws." bsky.app/profile/apne...
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
Vince McMahon looks like he's booked himself a feud with the Biker Mice From Mars #wwe
I mean, Takeshita is probably gonna win, so that's cool, right? RIGHT?!?!?!
Put it in the other room!
I never thought I'd say this, but good for Matt Riddle.
Our country is as cooked as the Mets bullpen. Imagine allowing this absolute freak show to be president again after everything we’ve seen. Trump is going to tank our economy to cover for his abuse of children.
Those movies are extremely hilarious, it just sucks how transphobic the first one is. And then the second one is set in Africa & the villains are white colonizers and it STILL somehow manages to be weirdly racist.
It's wild to think about in terms of time, but with the Tubi upload of Looney Tunes, there are 262 half-hour compilations of shorts with ads. That's 131 hours of unique shorts to look at. About five and a half days of non-stop Looney Tunes without any repeats. That's mad, my friends.
Frigay!
Gonna wear this as a t-shirt during my 5th viewing of Point Break this year.
that's why i watch captain ron at least once a year
Ttacy Smothers!
Thank you all who made Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite on the Superstation @TBSNetwork the NUMBER ONE show on cable last night! AEW is having a tremendous 2025, thanks to the incredible AEW wrestlers, company staff, + you all watching the shows! See you at #AEWCollision Saturday!
Hangman Page’s graphic has his @hangmanpage.bsky.social Love this man #AEW
Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.
i've got a mate who lives in Shanghai who watches a lot of public domain films and likes to send me clips of things he likes today he emailed me "hey do you want to see Gorgeous George doing the Devil's Kiss in 1949?"
Hoo boy, this is gonna be a fun read at work tomorrow!
If unforgivable, why forgive??? Ah yes, pieces of shit, got it.
I mean, it is basically video game fighting.
On last week's Raw and Smackdown, we had two WWE shows that end the same way pretty much all WWE shows always end! Thrill!
Willow = not understanding how the spider lady works Thekla = not understanding how a triangle works
I had the same thought, that doesn't sound so bad!
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
I’m becoming convinced that the reason they keep making the White House look like Mar-a-Lago is that he’s slowly losing his memory and they keep trying to put him in places that seem familiar.
Wrong genie was let out of the bottle with legalized gambling. You think more reasonable opinions will emerge and they just don't exist, even when someone says "it's reasonable"
He was totally out of place but also he was Sid and I was 10 and I think Sid was designed in a lab to be the most terrifying & awesome thing a 10 year-old kid has ever seen.
The amount of Ai slop that is showing up as learning content for toddlers on YouTube kids is disturbing. I just turned on a baby’s first 100 words video that I had assumed would just be a person reading the book. But it was an Ai genersted child’s voice miss pronouncing words like pear.
There have been a lot of posts this week that have been "I know this AI sucks shit based on everything I've seen other people post, but also I had to use it and make a post myself" and i'm not sure i get that
You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason
Flair Arn Barry & Sid were my first Horsemen, so they'll always have a special place in my heart.
Absolutely losing my shit at Gunther telling Undertaker and Michelle McUndertaker a story of a fan traveling 9 hours to meet him and Gunther telling that fan to "never do that again" and to "do something that actually benefits you."
His poat-retirement shoot interviews are gonna be Angry Old Man Bret-level awesome.