You would think I would have gotten sick of them because we literally always had like a 50 lb sack of them around. But nope. Love the damned things still.
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You would think I would have gotten sick of them because we literally always had like a 50 lb sack of them around. But nope. Love the damned things still.
My oldest sister's first husband was a pecan farmer. While she was married to him we had pecans coming out our ears. XD
Perfect.
Oh nice!
Agreed. It was good, but so sweet that the pecans were kinda muted.
You have not experienced The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald until you have heard it in the original Klingon
Recto-plasm
Kicked ass at work today. Now I have a clean queue through next Monday. So I'm working on the like 100's of coil bound books from a client who needs them next Monday.
Wreckt-o-plasm
Spectral Bukkake Party is my new electropunk band.
In fact, Ill get together with all my ghost friends and we will have a spectral bukkake party for especially Vlad.
I STG if I die in WWIII for some stupid-reason, I am coming back to haunt EVERY SINGLE world leader and I am getting ectoplasm EVERYWHERE. LOOKIN AT YOU PUTIN
Ooops! I have done that before. XD
No idea
"I have a literal guillotine..."
I may have been exaggerating for comic effect.
Yeah I finally saw it. XD
Oh I found it. I have no idea. I was focusing on NM. Not...flyover state #12 or whatever.
Where are people seeing blague? It says tights.
Its true. I am literally the very last queer person in Washington who is not into ABDL.
Thankfully, these days, I have people who interact with clients for me and I don't have to deal with "Ok but that side of the border is .0000000248755 mm closer to the edge than the other side." I just MAKE STUFF
If you found this useful, please also see my 32 part series entitled "Why would you want a high contrast, rectangular border so close to your trim line? Are you ok? Should I call someone? Do you hate me?"
TBF when I moved away I was pretty..repressed and vanilla so I have no real idea what NM kink culture is like. XD
Tights. It was tights. Very vanilla.
So a full bleed letter page (8.5 x 11) starts life as 8.75 x 11.25 and then is trimmed down to 8.5 x 11, ensuring clean bleed with no noticeable trim shift. For designers this means your design will want to look something like this;
Cuz some might find it useful, an explanation of bleed in print. Ok. So "bleed" here means "image all the way to the edge of the page". The way this is usually accomplished is by extending your image past the finished size and then cutting the resulting print to size. Typically a .125 bleed is used.
New Mexico, I am very disappointed in you. You can be hornier and weirder. I know you can.
Pecans are my FAVORITE. I am an absolute HOOKER for pecans.
Yeah I was just being goofy. I can explain and illustrate bleed for you if you like. It might make things easier on you.
The last of a breed.
Im not sure they even exist anymore. They all died and design schools only teach digital display anymore.
Ok Snickers makes a pecan version now. Welcome back, 12 lb I've lost in the past 6 months
Step #2: Hire a designer who knows how to set up for print. The end.
Shop boss was like "Wow. I didnt think it could be done with the way they had that set up".
I hadn't either until recently!
Yes it looks like there's some blue background margin on the first pic. That's an illusion caused by my shitty photography skills. It all bleeds.
Y'all have no idea how hard it was to get this graphic to bleed so perfectly when the client did not provide proper bleed. Sometimes I am a GODDAMNED WIZARD
Its poor people food. Cans are fine.
Yup.
Fukkin STEVE
No idea. I prefer my weird dogman sex come with consent so I've never really thought about it.
My protip for watching any kind of historical drama is: divorce it from your expectations of historical accuracy. It isnt. There will always be an agenda, and the representation will be skewed to support that. Just watch it as a drama.
Its helpful for sewing stretch fabrics (I have a petsuit to mend/modify) but also seems like it would just be good for hand sewing in general.
Invented planned obsolescence
Unfamiliar. But not surprised. A lot of people feel similarly about apple products.
Did they? Well good for them.
I am bored and over caffeinated at work and picking fights on the internet.
The new Apple Qube. A sleek, shiny cube with absolutely no interface. We don't even know what it does! But you'll buy it for $6k because its an Apple product. Cuck.
I have discovered wash away hemming tape and I am never using pins again.
That's hilarious xD
Thats certainly part of it.
Yes exactly. Its me touching another consenting man's dick in the woods while dressed up like dogs that is the moral crisis. Not billionaires passing around minors like a bong. Yup. Nailed it. Great job.
So either someone is willing to do the empathy treadmill every day, or that part of them will just atrophy. And the current information world we live in makes it very easy to ignore all of the empathy-building shit going on in the world, and just let some douchebag pundit or youtuber coddle them.
There's a line from VnB Nation's "Darkangel": I only came here seeking peace. I only came here seeking me." I always sing along with it as "I only came here seeking peas. I only came here seeking meat. " Makes me giggle.
Empathy is like a muscle that people have to work to maintain if it's not something you just... live with. Because without the familiarity of hardship, with an overabundance of comfort and ease, over time it gets harder to relate to the feeling of hardship, its causes, the injustice of it, etc.
Make that two.
Double excellent.
In much the same way as I am convinced that getting behind the wheel of a car instantly gives a -4 to INT, I am convinced that having money removes points from your Humanity score. Money turns people into assholes.
Heck yeah
Because I am the only boy handy.
That sounds like even more work.
I am very stoned and need to pee but getting up is SO MUCH WORK
I cackled.
I got all nauseated at work for some reason. When I got home I had some SORBET and it has definitely eased my nausea. Enough to allow me to eat some left over picadillo.
I'm short. I walk a lot. I support the anti-giant truck...movement...whatever. If I had a nickel for every time I nearly died because "person in huge truck not paying attention at a crosswalk" I would buy Amazon. Ok that may be a SLIGHT exaggeration. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Correct.
Grab da cookie Put da cookie in da milk Nibble Raccoon food.
Incorrect.
this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.
Stoned is p much my baseline state when Im not at work. Edibles make that a lot easier. >.>
I got like 3 packs (30 pieces).
Its for handing out at kinky camping weekend thing this week. And also for stuffing into my face hole occasionally.
Weed store near my work often has INSANE prices. I got a half ounce of flower, plus 200mg worth of CBD/THC lemon sorbet for less than 60$ last week.
Same here most of the time.
100mg packs of butterscotch candy edibles for $10? Yes plz.
My older brother is a Steve and he's kind of a jerk. So "Steve" has just sort of become my punch line guy name. It pre-dates you. No offense. XD
A different sub set of Steves. XD
No you may not.
Bastards.
Live footage of Steve after that sick burn.
“Good enough” is just “didn’t kill you before a few breeding cycles.” It’s sort of a comforting standard. And sort of not.
Poor Steve. Im so mean to Steves.
Anyway. Me and my (redacted) in (redacted) fetish are gonna go not reproduce. Your welcome.
This goes triple for complex behaviors. "WHAT EVOLUTIONARY ADVANTAGE DOES A FOOT FET..." Nothing, Steve. Ssshhh. It doesn't confer any advantage except maybe not having to fuck you
A trait doesn't have to be adaptationally useful. It just has to not kill you or dramatically affect your ability to breed. Not everything has a survival "function". Some shit is just random and weird but don't kill you or your boner so whatever.
On a good week.
Like Steve the spotted ratfish and his sex teeth are not doing any pushups, Chad. Sorry.
For people who think "survival of the fittest" means "who ever can do the most push ups gets to live".
Also LRT: This is also great for people who think evolution is some kind of perfection filter that drives species toward some kind of ideal form instead of a slap dash red neck engineering filter that just sort of takes whatever is there and slams stuff around until it works and goes "close enough".
Amen.
Look I ain't here to kink shame the allmighty, but if THAT'S THE CASE then he needs to get his followers to shut the fuck up about the whole buttsex thing.
Yeah sorry. I just use my regular teeth for sex like A NORMAL ANIMAL
"How can you look around you at the beauty and perfection of nature and doubt the existence of an all powerful, loving god?" Meanwhile, in nature:
There's nothing funny about SIN
IN SCHOOL THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO BE SO PURE IN THOUGHT AND WORD AND DEED BUT THEY DIDNT QUITE SUCCEED
Yer welcome
Same. But as a recovering catholic queer boy this song is PARTICULARLY poignant and identifiable. XD
Its a sin
Viz the Bogeymart 