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Iām gonna have to say āold money,ā Richard
@emotion-engine.bsky.social that would make twelve
Yeah hi, you know it takes like 40 minutes to get through to a person anyway the AI avatar on my fridge ā¦ what? Oh the anime girl yeah. So sheās supposed to just discourage me from snacks but she keeps telling me to [bad phone signal] myself. Oh you guys are looking into that? Ok thanks.
This was yesterdayās comic on the daily calendar and I had to look it up
james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.
Was it *necessary* to get the mooncakes where the box is a spinny light up bunny lantern? No. But consider: now I have a spinning light up bunny lantern as well as mooncakes.
Chris Meloni 2025 looks like someone put Stanley Tucci in the Captain America machine
Thinking about her
if you must be online may i point out that project gutenberg is still around and still has basically every book written before 1910 for free
my man was putting up drywall and checked his watch and went oh shit
Chris Meloni 2025 looks like someone put Stanley Tucci in the Captain America machine
the trick to not letting Our National Situation get to you is to have problems with your personal life to such an overwhelming degree that the weapons prospering against you need to form an orderly line and take turns
I feel like working for a centrist think tank is the easiest job in the world. Every ancient creep in the world who isnāt wholly pathological throwing gobs of money at you so you can suggest we establish a department of not making people feel bad about their air conditioner
GYBE?
Can I imagine this professor?
Thereās only one logos you need to change to piss off conservatives and his name is the lord and savior Jesus Christ
This violates all known boundaries of propriety, legality and so on but i believe if you put a camera into a single menās bathroom stall for however long it is usable and upload the footage it will be the most watched thing on the internet bc it will finally explain what the hell goes on in here
A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."
Star Trek vs Stargate
Bryan Johnson, the millionaire seeking immortality, has hired me to drive by his house and throw a human skull through the window yelling āmemento mori!ā to keep him on his toes. Hereās what my new side gig has taught me about B2B SaaS sales.
One huge logo all over print on the vest front and back
Had never seen the interview with Salt from Salt 'n' Pepa where she says an aquarium told her that every time they play "Push It" the sharks start mating
Incredible set of circumstances in the Cutās article about AI infiltrating app dating. journalism is still alive
20 (???) years ago (???)
i found a red faux-leather jacket in size 4t for 5 bucks at the thrift store, so i decorated it for my 4-year-old
reading opinions on the Cetology chapter of Moby Dick makes me feel absolutely insane. stemlords unable to disentangle a human author and a fictional character stop writing about literature challenge.
(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points
They grew old together itās beautiful
This is one of the most euphonious headlines Iāve ever read.
In Moby dick Melville loves talking about the tuff guy sailors coming out of cape cod and Marthaās Vineyard and Nantucket and Iām like you think those boys were hard?? You should see the guys coming out of there NOW. They can collapse an entire economy after a short commute into New York City
Long shot but does anyone have that tweet with the beautiful botanical painting of an apple and then a screenshot of like rateapples dot com of that same apple with āscore: 2.1 - Horse foodā
Apparently via a book about Minecraft with the serial numbers filed off
(talking to my first grader's teacher) restraint collapse? oh yeah I think I've heard about that. that's what happened at wtc 7 right
My wife put in some rye crackers I bought for myself in the kids lunch today because he likes my rye crackers but did not notice that these particular rye crackers were salmon and Swiss cheese flavored. He did not enjoy them.
oracle is a legal department which, as a side effect, produces ISO 9000-compliant variations on open source projects. if you buy any of them you will eventually receive a lawsuit threat which will bankrupt your company
Viewers of this Simpsons season might notice something new: America's funniest family are pale, sick, and dying.
If the Roku Corporation knew what people really want they would commission a series of genre novels (crime/mystery, romance, SF, etc) set in Roku City.
I discovered one of my fav new bands (Gift) when they opened for xiu xiu a couple of years ago
He just put a new one out! I was considering going to that one for old times sake
"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."
Leaving the zoo with a giraffe but having a lot of trouble because I put its head under my shirt so they couldnāt tell
āBut not you guys. I mean you guys have different skills. Useful skills. And are also liked.ā [taking completely unlit phone out of pocket] āoh I better take thisā
hayao miyazaki refusing to go to the american premiere of howl until he found out bacall was gonna be there at which point he adjusted his tie & vanished in a cloud of dust headed for manhattan is possibly the most relatable thing dude has ever done
In Moby dick Melville loves talking about the tuff guy sailors coming out of cape cod and Marthaās Vineyard and Nantucket and Iām like you think those boys were hard?? You should see the guys coming out of there NOW. They can collapse an entire economy after a short commute into New York City
I think weāre solidly into a verse of We Didnāt Start The Fire ā96
Joey Buttafuoco
Iām covering all the mirror-walls in the gym so we can sit shiva in there
Make sure you touch base with the Extremely Handsome Men in your life, itās going to be a difficult day for them for sure
hanging out at the pay charging station with the little windows waiting for my vibrator to charge between a bunch of iPhones
Not quite the same In Rome I passed by a vending machine on the street that sold condoms, lube, etc which wasnāt that notable but it also dispensed vibrators.
True story
Done
Robert Redford was up for the lead in the Graduate but he said āactually I think this role would be better suited for my friend and colleague up and coming actor Dustin Hoffmanā and the studio was so bowled over by Redfordās kindness they gave him the Alfa Romeo Dustin Hoffman drives in the movie.
Sorry but thank you
Jessica fletcher Picks up a clue in the scene where a murder has been
Have you seen gremlins
Greg cougar mellencamp
all other social media insanity platforms pale in comparison to people posting under their govt names on LinkedIn
I just saw destroyer open for father John misty. Pretty good!!
what ā¦.. what year is this. I can still warn everyone about the subprime mortgage collapse.
Def not impenetrable but I think if this was my first book thatās sort of baroque and digressive and full of archaic vocabulary and unexplained references Iād be having a much harder time. even as it stands my kindle dictionary is getting a workout.
Not the way they made it
Got some plov (Soviet style pilaf) for lunch and immediately remembered why the first time I had biryani I was like āoh this can taste goodā
Iām going to change one adjective in your request www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-...
real Rorschach test here asking people whom the romance is happening between
I mean I donāt disagree with the genre selections in principle but most people looking for either one of those are going to be really disappointed. A minority will be thrilled however.
Congratulations!
Theyāre not even on the damn boat yet
Absolutely wild how the early chapters of Moby Dick take Ishmael from āuh oh thereās only one bed at the inn and I have to share it with a savage heathen from the far side of the world??ā to āweāre literally married now and even though heās literally royalty, he says I have to be the husbandā
One of the darkest sitcom jokes Iāve seen came from this show when Lewis (Ryan Stiles) takes a psych assessment and they go over it with him and say āwhen we asked you to describe yourself you wrote: āhate, in the shape of a man.āā
theyāre basically the same show
These are @rjgnyc.bsky.social ās childhood legos which he gave to my son a little while back
Try to get those parts of you in the sun for a while. This is what my arms look like 90% of the time except in the summer
The zoomers can have their āperformative maleā stereotypes when theyāre too cowardly want to call a guy the f-slur. I am a millennial. They told our generation we were woefully stepping outside the the boundaries of heterosexuality for wiping our asses all the way and wearing clothes that fit.
the powerful man dot com Business owners: how to save your marriage
āPapa Was A Rodeoā - the Magnetic Fields, 1999
Itās absolutely wild that Sparksā drummer from the 80s is a member of Xiu Xiu now and both bands are still releasing albums and touring regularly
My 2yo tried fish sticks before she ever tried chicken nuggets, so she calls chicken nuggets āchicken fish sticks.ā Today this food product entered our home and does anyone have contact info for Baudrillard
I had no idea that the phrase āBack to the old drawing boardā comes from this Peter Arno cartoon from March 1st 1941ās New Yorker. Itās rather splendid to be able to date the birth of what would become part of everyday speech with such precision.
I am weighing whether to teach this to my child and almost certainly guarantee he will break the knob off incessantly fucking with it whenever he is in the bathroom with the door closed or just deal with the consequences of not turning it off immediately
Mamma mia!!
I just realized my wife and I are in different rooms eating different lunches watching different documentaries on the Norman invasions on our phones
If any game devs need their own water temple for their game the bodega has double stacked their soda cans in single soda can retainers in the fridge so getting the bottom one out becomes a puzzle of planning, dexterity and patience and if you lose cans come tumbling down and spray soda everywhere
holy shit the sermon chapter at the beginning of Moby dick. Melville spitting absolute fire.
nice clavier...is it well-tempered?
God wonāt let him die until he puts out another Christmas album
just tightening the same toilet seat bolt every week until I die
at my earliest opportunity I started talking to the very solidly gen x guy next to me about portishead and how vinyl used to be cheaper but now costs a lot
at the sparks show last night there was a group of younger millennials (probably on the exact other side of generational gamut from me) being both v excited and as annoying as could be and I was like ah, this is why everyone hates us and ascribes to us ruining everything between toast and society
Yeaaah!!
Iām glad they switched sponsors over from blue chew
I think about this all the time
i am very ready for Furio Fall
Sparks!!
Oh? Was that a cold wind blowing in from the northwest to clear away the last of summer?