Neckbeard moderator of vegan safe spaces 🌱 /r/vegancirclejerk 🌱 /r/vegancirclejerkchat & 🌱 /r/animalhaters. Dog meat homesteader. Thinks Dr. Ken Berry is a genius—at grifting gullible rubes in to believing feel-good bro-science.
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Fish may nudge HDL, but the main driver of heart disease risk is LDL/Apob Plants objectively lower that while animal fats raise it “Is it the 95% dietary plants that’s helping all of those pockets of centenarians stay alive? No! Gotta be their penchant for sea animals rather than algae pills” 🤡🥩🎪
Also, I hate to break it to you, but most vegans and plant-based-for-health I know in real life, in this super diverse city with gobs of vegans, only eat that shit sparingly. Not to mention, all-plants = more fiber, phytonutrients, and far less cholesterol, countering most all of those risks. 🤡🥩🎪
No, I admit that was a little ego showing. Of course anecdotal evidence means bupkis I’m just letting you know your odds of needing pills to get your bratwurst up drop dramatically when you adopt a WFPB diet & thereby ceasing to lie to yourself about it being “too hard” (😢) to sautee mushrooms etc.
Vegan who won’t eat vagina to save the sea creatures
You think you’re joking…
So that we can have fun with other vegans present… so they can observe how toddler-esqe your behavior becomes on the subject of your human supremacy and speciesism, rather than get side-tracked by your meatclown-circus side shows of ad hominem drivel. Gotta keep focused 👍
Mind you, Neal Barnard actually treats patients, and doesn’t make all of his income from YouTube ad impressions off of Boomers and Xers who want to hear feel-good stories about their bad habits He actually cares about people’s long-term health—not pharmaceutical interests or whatever else you think
Ken Berry is lying to you about your atherosclerosis risk We’re talking about the leading cause of death in the U.S. and a huge, huge consensus regarding its causation: dietary saturated fats, in excess Don’t mistake the benefits of an elimination diet for a sensible long-term metabolic plan
No, back to your petty egotistical desire to subject sentient beings to a life of torture and anguish. White-washing that horrible shit as “groceries” just shows us how toddler-in-denial and FAKE NEWS! you are on the subject. Grow up and #govegan
So the people who fund an industry that overwhelmingly employs immigrants of color…. …that same industry being NOTORIOUS for causing long-term psychological issues, pretending “the vegan doesn’t care about marginalized humans” is unfiltered projection. Hinge on bad takes harder, kids 😂
Yeah of course you are. It’s not like you’ve made a single valid point in the last 24 hours 🤷 Fixating on literally-interpreted-jokes is all you have to coast on. Truly telling how consistently you sidestep being called-out on your shitty purchase decisions. Grow up and #govegan
“Punching down?” Because verbally-aggressive panhandlers got on my nerves!? 😂 Wow do you animal abuse funders grasp at straws…
Ah, the old Bluesky-reverso-card. Remind me who brought sexuality in to the conversation, outside my cute little suggestion for dumb-anti-vegan-zinger (which was really a jab at how obsessed you are with applying sexual deviance to vegans, reality-be-damned. Seriously, what’s going on there? 😂 )
Whoops! I was talking about meat-toadies not being able to get it up… What made vegan boners pop in to your mind? You’re like a paint-by-numbers Freudian Diagnosis 😂 Again, plants aren’t going to kill you, & there are tons of reasons to go Whole Foods Plant Based #1 - Dropping adult toddlerhood
No-no, atherosclerosis advocate! It’s really all about being accused of being a non-binary person who lives in Portland OR (as fucking if, the panhandlers got on my nerves by day 2) and had nothing to do with your dumb ad hominems and pretending you’re “winning,” I swear on your voiceless victims 🤞
Sister Methy Shits-Her-Pants using Earth-destructive AI tools to tell vegans they’re experiencing “sexual represstion” is pure anti-vegan meltdown disco-fever. Sister: plants won’t kill you 😂 Grow up and #govegan
P.S. what’s “sexual represstion”? Is that what dudes who eat meat experience when they can’t get it up? Wouldn’t know 🤷
Using AI for your ridiculous anti-vegan B.S. now? Classy, classy
Aww shit, what was that? 2 exchanges? DCC, sorry, time-out buddy.
As opposed to these “brilliant” nuggets of adult-toddler-ad-hominem-doggerel you’re ejecting from your cloaca on a 2:1 ratio …Tell us again how morally acceptable it is to pay people to torture and abuse animals for your ego… Any day now you’ll actually attempt some easily rebuked talking point…
Wow, so Sister… you know how I keep bringing up this whole psychological projection issue that’s particularly rampant in anti-vegans? I’m not the person who keeps bringing Pete up. The only reason THEY’ve been mentioned is in relation to your un-block. Again, where’d the non-binary vegan hurt you?
Ah, right on cue 🥱 Oh shit! You reached your 100th dumb ad hominem! Paying for people to torture and abuse animals on your behalf has now officially reached moral acceptability simply because “basically everyone else does it” and “no ethical consumption under capitalism,” curses, you foiled us…
Brilliant job at convincing the world you’re NOT assuming the role of MAGA-adjacent adult toddler being called out on your speciesism and human supremacy Surely there’s a super-defamatory-zinger just waiting to be released from that poised mind of yours Maybe my sexual attraction to jackfruit? 🥱
Nope, 5th attempt at not tediously being accused of being Pete (they/them) Let’s see how long it lasts this time 😂
I think the “mess” might be the meatflake hinging upon an obvious joke as some sort of Gotcha… 😂
Recap: Yes, there are certain people whose cognitive dissonance over all the horrible atrocities they fund is so intense that they functionally revert to toddlerhood rather than admit that the people reminding them of their shitty purchase decisions are correct. Nighty-night sweetie 😘
As if “they just get dry” wasn’t a punchline… Advanced sense of humor tends to develop by 6-7, I guess it makes sense that the adult-toddler-when-there’s-vegans would be taking things so literally…
Hold up. A joke is what you’re hinging on… Toddler-on!
You’re trying so hard to seem intellectually dominant and yet look at how puerile and vacuous every single contribution you offer is. Nothing but ad hominems. All day long. Tell me, where did the non-binary vegan hurt you?
No, adult-toddler-on-the-subject-of-veganism. I keep having to block you because getting accused of being Pete (they/them) gets really really really really really really really tedious after the 60th or 70th instance and you’ve been too fucking obtuse to put all the data points together.
No, sister. Vegans never take “L”s, because we’re morally and scientifically correct. There’s no amount of vitriolic ad hominem drivel coming out of your petty fingers that’s ever going to give you a “win” Hence why you’re an adult toddler on the subject of Ⓥeganism 👍
Oooh, really hammering away at that ad hominem super hard, I like it I like it. I feel like the really vitriolic stuff—you know, the stuff you actually hate about yourself and want to project on to others?—that stuff can’t be far behind, can it?
Chalk that one up to learning French as a kid in Switzerland. Thus far you’ve began the toddler rant with a solid ad hominem. Good start. Let’s see where this is leading…
Attention seeking? No, I just wanted some second and third opinions on how toddler-like you get on the subject of veganism. It’s humorous to watch.
Veggie burgers don’t expire, they just get dry. Shows how much you know 👍
I’m not consensualist or even anti-date-rape but I fully support Women’s Body Autonomy activists I’m not abolitionist or even Missouri Compromise Friendly but I fully support Human Rights activists.
Nothing turns a “leftist” in to a MAGA-hat-wearing, babbling, adult toddler faster than countering their prepared-cachet of anti-vegan talking points. @mossyoakmaoist.bsky.social @methyog.bsky.social
Eating that much saturated fat at your age is absolute lunacy. You’re endangering your life because some beet-red-faced chucklefucks on YouTube need your ad impressions, so they tell you what you want to hear about your bad habits. It’s not real science. I can explain exactly why.
“Sure, a non-insignificant amount of people either suffer chronic diarrhea or horrible constipation, and the whole theory is based on some really flimsy stable isotope interpretations that likewise indicated *known herbivores* as having been “carnivorous,”” Yeah, real smart-sounding thing to try 👍
I started that with my elderly parents as a joke and now I can’t correct them. It set in 😭
Well, I always clarify “ex-vegans” as having been “plant based” in actuality—veganism being a philosophy towards animals that transcends mere diet—it’s no more easy for me to imagine someone being “ex-abolitionist” after working the Underground Railroad I suppose there are rare, nihilistic cases 🤷
Look, no-ethical-consumption-guy: Nobody’s saying you’re a “bad person” until you finally reach the end-of-the-rope and just admit to us that you’re a nihilist that doesn’t care about the suffering of sentient beings, and that your petty ego is more important than that suffering THEN you earn it 🫵
YOU’RE RIGHT, DAN. THERE’S NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM. THAT’S WHY I’VE DECIDED TO BECOME A CHATTEL SLAVER AND DOG-FIGHT-RINGLEADER AS A SIDE GIG. FREE MARKET, AND ALL THAT. IF I CAN’T MAKE PERSONAL CHOICES TO IMPROVE THINGS I MIGHT AS WELL JUST GIVE IN TO EVIL PRACTICES. 🤷 OH WELL
And I hereby pledge myself to you, King Dickweasel, as your faithful knight. Defending the voiceless victims from the moronic takes, trebuchets of fallacies and ad hominems. Feilty to the Dickweasel kingdom sure beats being an animal-abuse-funding douche 👍
Because right now it seems like the PhD-toddler is trying to distance themselves from a statement so monumentally offensive and knee-jerky as “You love eggs more than Jews” That’s what it truly “seems like”
You simply underline a great example of where this whole “vegan skepticism” arises, actually Unable to present a SINGLE clinical trial that suggests isolated pea protein in a burger, or soy/rice/hemp isolates in a smoothie, pose any health risks whatsoever. Bang that ULTRAPROCESSED drum regardless
The vegans I know who take Viagra: 0 From the guy who thinks making his own daal, sweet potato stew and açai bowls is “too hard 😢” because the only alternative is “ultraprocessed junk” you’d think male virility would be a health priority—guess not Enjoy those saturated fats and cholesterol 😂 🤡🥩🎪
It turns out a diet of raw alfalfa and lye causes digestive issues 🤷 It’s a good thing us actual-real-wold-vegans eat tubers, legumes, cereal crops and leafy greens, have super healthy GI tracts and sometimes shit thrice daily 👍
“The vegan talks like a primary school kid. Why doesn’t my dick work any longer?”
Gee, it’s almost as though what us vegan dudes have been saying about maintaining stronger erections after going WFPB had some actual scientific merit and wasn’t purely anecdotal!
Yeah I caught that, too 😂 “Quick, throw the Gardein in the microwave, the super-totally-vegan NYC mayor is here!” Why is Istanbul Ian still pretending? We’ve known it was bullshit since week 1 when he got on stage with Preet Bharara and said “So I eat some fish? So what?”
You avoid all vegetables? Or are you suggesting slowly rotting chunks of corpse are the only things making vegetables somehow digest properly? Or are you pretending vegan protein substitutions possess some sort of otherwise unknown metabolization issue? Forgive my extreme skepticism…
I see you have a new anti-vegan-dickhead best friend. Good for you, you should be happy together. “I tried the vegan and it was too hard 😢 😭 therefore it’s too hard for EVERYONE” is your dumb thesis. Devoid of actual facts, you attack your opponent 🥱
“Going to say this nicely, Going consensualist worked for you. Good for you Telling other people to stop forcibly raping when said person is raping less than a year before, is consensualist attitude Thank you.” See how horrible that sounds from the victim’s view? #MoralAgency #StopAbusingAnimals
Shhhh, shhh…shhh now, now. Non-vegan leftists don’t want to hear your rational arguments. They’re busy training for the international knee-jerking competition…
Only one animal has developed an advanced sense of moral agency An ability to, for instance: NOT murder your girlfriend’s kids to make way for your own genes 🦁 You can attempt Appeal to Nature fallacies all day, you’re not going to gain traction or saliency to your arguments Grow up and #govegan
Sorry, tangential thread. I thought you’d have gotten the notifications.
“We could eat plants or put a bolt gun through a cow’s brainstem” is hardly a “narrow” or “moralizing” conundrum. It’s pretty straightforward. Your average 4 year old could be trusted to make the right call. Imagine fields full of un-harmed cattle producing manure, while their human buddies eat soy
Nope, it’s postulated on doing the least possible harm, to both the animals and the overall welfare of the Earth’s various ecosystems If your position had merit you’d attack my position, not mince details and side-step the argument altogether That many cows + extra 30% “finishing” = methane chaos
Don’t tell me you’re one of those high fiber, high anti-oxidant, zero dietary cholesterol moral overlords that takes umbrage at carnist talking points being put on blast? I hear you guys shit sometimes three times daily. I’m carnivore. Every couple weeks for me.
This one seems to have a particular thing for the “vegans hate indigenous people” angle, though I’m only guessing given their angle of invective attack. Yeah, sorry Karen. I do, in fact, have a Mvskoke/Taino partner and child, both of whom are vegan-as-absolute-fuck 😂 💪 🌱
Hold up. The people who had to adapt to dietary changes got REALLY in to flavors and spices—the actual interesting part of their old diet in the first place? How the fuck could something like this happen?
Constantly nagging Winnie about his saturated fat intake and how bees are animals and deserve the same moral consideration as kangaroos and clinically depressed un-medicated mules.
Why do you think animals should be living in McMansions and driving expensive German cars while humans live in squalor and dirt? You vegans are so: ▫️racist ▫️culturalist ▫️anti-Semitic ▫️narcissistic ▫️arrogant ▫️out of touch Check all that apply…
You gotta up the ante and mention Mohawk and Oceanian ritual cannibalism. Culture & tradition != Universal morality
You’re trying to tell a vegan about our role in the interconnected web of life? 😂 Gotta love it when carnists split hairs on details rather than accept their position is completely meritless How would someone NOT interpret that phrase as “non-human wildlife”—as though it even needs clarification?
Point being, Erik, humans are bad at managing wildlife Nowadays, with their widespread egotistical desire to subjugate animals in the Billions per year, are doing an astronomically bad job at it. Grazing cattle isn’t a magic panacea Re-wilding 1/2-2/3 arable land and growing crops to eat? Winner🥇
How are those giant land sloth populations going? I mean, speaking of colonizers wiping out indigenous fauna… I’m pretty sure the first-wavers that left footprints at White Sands were relying on them for sustenance. Fucking Siberian Colonists.
Not to mention: slaughterhouse work takes a TERRIBLE psychological toll on employees. People usually don’t commit domestic violence after picking tomatoes all day. Meat eating is incredibly classist and racist in the exact opposite way most people pretend being vegan is…
The most peculiar part is when Leftists playing the victim card start acting like Right Wing conspiracy freaks because facts completely dis-assemble their anti-vegan talking points. Those meltdowns are always the cringiest.
Speaking of “being as bad as MAGA” you should see how much “FAKE NEWS!” your friend Renee got up to recently when her cognitive dissonance over her Human Supremacy got all jumbled-up by some words on the internet! The most rational adults become toddlers over veganism I swear! Grow up and #govegan
> comes in with an incredibly sanctimonious statement > claims the person standing up for their voiceless victims is the sanctimonious one Fallacies, ad hominems and a LOT of psychological projection is all that non-vegans burn for fuel. @mossyoakmaoist.bsky.social, grow up and #govegan
Interesting how the leftist psychology jumps directly to “the vegan must be lying” when so many factors of that vegan’s life destroy anti-vegan talking points. This level of fragility arises from a particularly turbulent state of cognitive dissonance. Lefties subconsciously know vegans are correct.
😂 The anti-vegan dares cast aspersions on others about not paying attention to climate collapse? Ignoring “material reality”? Good grief, you MAGA-on-the-subject-of-animal-rights “leftists” are either competing for World’s Biggest Hypocrites or Highest Knee Jerk I can’t quite tell which
I’m going to start calling non-vegans Heart Disease Enthusiasts, Environmental Destruction Enthusiasts and Colorectal Cancer Enthusiasts. This game is fun!
Oh no, buddy. You don’t get to pull a drive-by, make a monumentally offensive statement like: “You love eggs more than jews” And then tuck-and-run from it. Feel free to retract your statement at any point, animal-abuse-funder.
“Instead of debating, I’ll just make up wild facts about my opponent!” Vegans: 10 Carnists: 0 C’mon guys, you’re slacking
I forgot how by 2009 Why are you being so ableist?
“Anyways, keep paying for labor and I’ll keep purchasing chattel slaves. This discussion won’t take us anywhere anyway, particularly given how obtuse and knee-jerky I truly am.” —you circa 1799 or so
Saying white meat only links to Candidatus Avimicrobium caecorum is an oversimplification. That strain is the most notable, but poultry influences multiple microbes—just less strongly and less consistently than red meat. Carnists: 0 Vegans: 9 You’re sure to catch up in the 2nd half…
bro I’m not the piece of shit that pays for animals to be abused, if you want to talk about “freaks” let’s talk about “freaks” that pen mother pigs in to cages they can’t even turn around in. Their entire lives. Then those little babies get shoved in to gas chambers by other freaks for your bacon 🫵
The fact that you’ve bought in to the UlTrApRoCeSsEd boogie man hysteria says way more about yours Show me the clinical data showing that isolated pea protein is dangerous to human physiology in any way I can show you TONS casting a dark shadow on your precious dead animal chunks Grow up #govegan
Nobody has refused to acknowledge anything—I’ve been saying, all along, every case in recent history has been tied to animal ag. And my FDA table confirmed that wild sources are negligible You can’t for the life of you admit animal agriculture is the problem, when it’s easily >75% of all cases 😂
We’ve always had the option to eat insects, like our metabolically sound hominidae roots would suggest. It’s how gorillas get their B-12 (along with their own shit) I’d rather have it fortified in soy milk and bran flakes, personally. Skip the dumb saturated fats we know better than to eat in 2025
Again, your call on deciding who gets penetrated without consent, here. Not mine. Maybe stop treating the vaginas of sentient beings as objects, ya sickos? Too much to ask?
Guess how much emotional impact being “mocked” by animal-abuse-funding snowflakes has on my psychology? 😂 My position, 100% backed by science and ethics that you can’t debate without going full-clown 🤡 or full-toddler 🧒🏻 👍
Ok, but why do you think people should shove their arm up a cow’s vagina for your perverse cheddar fetish? Please stop evading and answer the question!
I actually got to see that projected in the board room of Digital Equipment Corporation Europe headquarters in Geneva. Frosted-glass rear-projection setup. It was badass.
I’m sure you would, hoinks. I’m sure you would 🤢
Nope, sorry. Just those two, vocal vegan advocates, who also happen(ed) to be literal Nazi Holocaust survivors I’m sorry you’re having such a hard time accepting that there are people with 100% credentials to make that analogy, and will do so, unafraid. It really must be making you melt-down, huh?
Let’s clear something up: Hitler ate meat up until the mid-30’s, only quit because of his lifelong intestinal issues—meat actually began to nauseate him… To top that off, Nazi propaganda wanted to portray him as “pure” and seized upon it So thanks for perpetuating literal Nazi agitprop, in 2025 😂
Look, as far as you sicko dairy consumers are concerned, all cow vaginas are “slutty,” and I’m literally asking you why you think dudes should be shoving their arms up there for your sick palate entertainment. Stop evading the question.
Ah, the old “I bet there are Holocaust survivors who love what we do to animals, trust me, bro” angle 😂 You’re a walking, talking parody of yourself. Grow up and #govegan
Is there a term for “dicknozzle who only speaks in insulting-zinger so that way he doesn’t ever have to actually debate substance, ethics or science on a subject he knows he’s going to get humiliated and butt-hurt trying to defend”? It’s on the tip of my non-bloodied, morally-superior tongue…
Again, I’d prefer people STOP violating cow vaginas, for instance the people YOU pay to do so. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
I’m not one to normally grammar shame, but “ “ generally denotes either sarcasm, non-original or fictional content I think you might have a hard time understanding language …either that or the mere presence of a vegan makes people act like impulsive snowflakes, and generally flail-about clownishly
No, I described the way y’all animal abuse funder see them. Don’t pin this shit on me, I’d rather people NOT see them as slutty. Why do you want people to fist rape cow vaginas so badly? Let’s discuss that sick perversion…
Nothing says “I’m confident in my philosophical position” more than coming-in-hot & hurling a ton of wild accusations 😂 “AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! NOW MUTING YOU SO I CAN’T BE RIDICULED FOR KNEE-JERKING LIKE A KANGAROO ON A TRAMPOLINE” Sure thing, @mossyoakmaoist.bsky.social 👍
