I'm honestly kind of stuck food wise right now, because in terms of price, convenience, and macronutrient ratio, I basically can't justify not eating this every day. Like 50% of my diet these days is essentially vegan sloppy joe filling in a bowl. Literal dog food.
If you've ever thought to yourself "I'm sick of cooking. I wish there was human dog food I could eat..." Then I cannot suggest Textured Vegetable Protein to you enough. Boil water in microwave, pour it on, and you're good to go in 5 minutes. Add some frozen veggies and you have pure Nutrition Slop.
They have no idea what they've done... They've created a million new Jimmy Kimmels.
My name is Phil N. LeBlanc
Property is Roberty
Anti-abortion christians have to jump the argumentative hurdle of "A clump of cells dependent on another person to even develop constitutes an entire human being as is." Meanwhile, opponents of that would basically have to prove that God isn't real. It's not a fair fight lmao
maybe the reason why the left isn't going to debate politics at evangelical churches is because you cannot debate people whose worldview in concretely based on a doctrine that they don't personally have control over?? You can't argue ideas with people who can't choose their own ideas??
Lots of people (See: Liberals) seem to think that the entire point of a protest is to "be at the protest."
Lunch should cost $6.50
cankle culture
Actually, I think it's cool that we can just expect everything to fucking suck shit all the time now, and that it'll just keep getting worse. I think it's the sign of a great leader that everything is fucking horrible. How do I submit approval ratings? Thumbs up from me!!
Sorry, this doesn't make any sense without the context that I try to walk 8-10 miles a day.
"The Long Walk" is good, and I'm not just saying that because most days of my life already involve an hour and a half of walking and looking at my watch.
"The political implications of being annoying" is going to be a very important reckoning for the contemporary left in the coming years, I think. We cannot underestimate the average American voter's willingness to side with literal fascism purely because they feel like they're being bothered.
Intermittent fasting is so funny. "yeah, I have an 8-hour eating window between 10am-6pm." Oh, wow. So you only eat between the hours of "Breakfast through dinner"?? How do you survive?
Hey, my friend thinks you're cute but he's really shy... The friend:
They should do a Reverse Purge where one day a year, every crime in punishable with the death penalty. So we just get one day in July or something where everyone is on their best behavior.
Time under tension blown the fuck out. Rep duration found to make no difference for hypertrophy. We Are Throwing The Weight Around For Many Hours And Months And Years. Lifting weights just got More Funner than it has Ever Been.
After trying on and off for years, being miserable every time, failing and giving up, it finally happened. I think I had the breakthrough run where I finally "get jogging" now. I thought people were pranking me the whole time, but it can actually be fun??
Mama, I'm coming home
If you view all human behavior from a macro level of cultural norms and traditions, to the micro of day-to-day activity as "This is happening because people afraid to think about death" you will be correct more times than not. Over, and over, and over again. That's all that American conservatism is.
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times, and I'll say it again. It's all fear of death. It literally is all terror management. That's all it ever is, all it ever was, all it ever will be. Everything.
Guy waiting for the elevator right in front of me just took his phone out of his pocket, said "Robert Redford," and then put it right back in his pocket. Ideal way to consume news and interact with Online. Get the gist and log off immediately.
Jamie Lee Curtis has been pissing me off ever since she won that dumb ass oscar for that stupid fucking movie.
Kash opening the box and truly feeling the weight of how many "100" truly is 👁️👄👁️
Mr. Patel, we have a super secret mission for you, direct from the president, and it's urgent. He needs you to assemble this 100 piece puzzle, and he it needs to be completed by the end of the year. Once assembled, the puzzle will spell out your next clue. We're counting on you, Kash.
We Are All Grosdoriane.
I'm really no better than the people who ask ChatGPT everything, I'm just old school neurotic at this point and still use Google to find out if I'm getting too much of a vitamin or something (I'm not)
Sometimes I'll Google dumb shit like "Can you eat cauliflower every day?" And I think instead of links, Google should just return "What do you think, dumbass?"
"Today's News" over on the other site.
Normally I would be very concerned about Congress trying to pass any laws that attempt to limit the constitutional freedom of speech. Fortunately, our government has checks & balances, and the Supreme Cou Oh, fuck, wait. Uh oh.
I'm gonna be honest, I've been at this job for about 10 years now. My coworkers are basically always on their laptops and tablets throughout the entire work day. I have NO idea what they are doing. Am I also supposed to be doing work on a computer?? Because I do not at all.
bro, last night won an emmy for Outstanding Cinematography for a Reality Program
I think I have a novel somewhere within me, but like a really bad novel. The kind that's so bad people would regard it as a prototype for a new literary movement, simply due to it being so incomprehensibly horrible that one is forced to imagine it was done on purpose.
The people yearn for $1 blocks...
I don't think I could eat any more even if I tried, but I will try my best to keep up.
If you turn off all of your screens now, you'll be bored enough to go to bed early tonight, and you'll wake up tomorrow after a full 8-9 hours of sleep feeling amazing. However, the trade off is that you'll miss out on reading 1,000 posts that you actually don't really care about at all. So,
Silence, chiropractor.
The right has always loved cancel culture. It's just that they get upset because people on the left say something "cancelable" maybe once every year or two, and the average republican says something that would get them fired from their job every time they drop a pen on the ground.
The challenge with watching non-narrative documentary films is getting your mind in a place where you don't think "Man, there really is a lot of other stuff that I would like to get done today..." every 5 minutes while you're watching.
apology accepted 🥰🥰🥰
"Who is the left's Charlie Kirk willing to challenge these ideas" They're the college professors educating, fostering discussion, and allowing debate in the classrooms. They just don't make a whole show out of it to advance a media career.
Everyone sort of lost the plot when they started acting like arguing with people who are 4 months removed from being high school seniors is going into the Belly of the Beast of Brilliant Minds with Dangerous Ideas. These are kids with high school diplomas and a B- in Psych 101.
"Name's Cletus, but my friends call me Clete."
The only prediction I can confidently make about the next 10 years is that, unfortunately, Reddit-style atheism will have a comeback necessitated by unrestrained Christian nationalism. I'm talking to the point of saying cringe stuff like "I don't believe in God... Or Santa 🙄" as political action.
It also helps to 1) get outside for a few hours every day 2) come to terms with the fact that you might have the social skills of a 7 year old for the rest of your life
Computer is for entertainment. If you're not having fun, you're not playing on the computer right. Also I realized that most people online are about as dumb as I am, so you shouldn't be engaging with radicalizing political ideas online. That should come from books.
"Touching grass" is really a bare minimum. To actually get the full benefits of being outside you really should be getting within 15 feet of a deer at least 3 times a week.
Whenever you see someone saying "Sources tell me" or "an anonymous source said," just assume that the source was me 100% of the time, and then use that as your baseline for whether or not you should believe it.
Honestly, with everything happening it completely slipped under my radar that Jair Bolsonaro got a life sentence lol
Creatine doesn't make you go bald, and eating primarily soy protein doesn't make men grow breasts. However, it just so happens that the hands of fate have made it so that, by chance, I am personally not the best messenger for this information.
"Political violence is never acceptable" coming from people who would never dream of condemning this. It's like we don't even live on the same planet.
Falling victim to the chilling effect of free speech because I am too god damn mad to say anything at all, quite frankly.
This is the kind of week where you realize that the majority of people don't seem to know what the fuck "politics" even means.
If I see one more news story that is just about a tweet that is, like, 10 paragraphs long and at NO POINT just gives a full quote of the tweet they're talking about, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
I'm not very employable because the only real skill I have is that I can eyeball the amount of mayonnaise coming out of a squeeze bottle to the gram. And the only real occupation for that would be "parsimonious sandwich artist"
They are BACK and as good as ever (And so, so, so, so good live)
They just do something to me, man. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgWk...
All of this is a distraction from the fact that Algernon Cadwallader put out a new album today.
I am absolutely crushed-pilled.
Nintendo loves to be like "We are pleased to announce that you will soon be able to buy a game you have already played for $60 once again. We are so excited to share this magical moment with you."
Happy 40th birthday, Super Mario, and Happy Easter, Xbox.
What if it was a lover's quarrel?
math rock guys be like "crap, i forgot to study for band practice."
I'm praying that no one at work asks me what I have planned for this weekend, because all I've got going on so far is "Hopefully eating an entire 18oz box of cereal for dinner."
Read this and was like "That's actually super common in the US to say that to kids when halving/folding things." And then my stomach dropped when I remembered we also teach kids to write essays using the "Hamburger Method." I'm going to be sick. Ronald McDonald ass country.
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The FBI
I did a lot of reading about flashbulb memories in college for a paper I wrote about "The Turn of the Screw," and 9/11 came up a lot in the research for inaccurate memories. Ever since then I've firmly held "There is no way any school had enough TV carts to just be wheeling them in like that" lol
Very common!! I have a vague image in my mind of coming home and my parents both being there (out of the ordinary, if it even happened!) But other than that, I absolutely do not remember some random day of 2nd grade lol
Just saw some graffiti in a bathroom that said "Lester was here" and idk why you would tag that, because the implication is also that Lester was either peeing or pooping.
no offense, but if you remember what you were doing on 9/11, you're old as shit.
Tell the people in Gaza they're in the middle of a debate. Tell everyone being taken in by ICE that we're agreeing to disagree. Tell trans people, whose access to life saving medications is at risk, that we're all just waxing poetic. It's not just unserious, you have no idea what's going on.
People who reduce politics to "a difference of opinion" have no business being in, or even discussing, politics.
Lol
NASA, the afternoon of Wednesday September 10th, 2025: We have found the clearest signs of life on Mars that we have ever found. Basically everyone on the entire internet:
Always weird waking up the day after something insane happens, having like 5 seconds of waking up, turning off the alarm, and then going "Oh yeah, what the *fuck*?"
Reading this and choosing to believe that you wished harm against an entire group of people. How could you... 😔
I'm gonna have so many Youtube videos to watch tomorrow.
That's a pretty strange thing to say to me. I don't know you or your boyfriend!
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Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.
Not for nothing, but we probably would've been better off just doing Trump's two terms back-to-back.
Tippecanoe... and pussy, too!
@ grok, is this resistance or a costume party?
No, you don't understand. In America, getting yelled at while eating a burger is extremely offensive.
I haven't even heard about someone getting a bloody nose in, like, 15 years. Did they patch that out?
i bet this shit would feel crazy
fair enough
people act like the economy is doing so horribly, but if you look at what's actually going on *googles "stock market" and looks at some graph* i don't know
Birthday cake was an all-timer idea. Like, yeah, I think that once a year you should be able to have as much cake as you please. I think that's the exact perfect amount.
why you countin' young men's sperm, boy?
"Steak/eggs/chicken/etc. is so much more expensive now." then don't buy steak/eggs/chicken/etc., dumbass
i do think it's bad that "groceries are more expensive" and it would be nice if things were less expensive, but if I'm being honest, some of you should also just be buying different groceries...
Always surprised me that conservatives virtue signal by acting like they care about "vaccine injuries" instead of taking the stance that's more in line with their attitudes, and more correct, which is that if a vaccine hurts you, you kinda a damn pussy...
Having an embarrassingly difficult time losing weight these days for someone who burns about 3600 calories per day lmao
A student was saying goodbye to me, and I know they mean the same thing but there is a remarkable difference in tone between "Drive safe!" and "I hope you don't crash on the way home."
anarcho-nephewism