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Vaccine Guinea Pig.
Waaaaay too many to choose from, so here's a small selection of some of my faves: Led Zeppelin - I'm Gonna Crawl Opeth - Blackwater Park & Hex Omega Mastodon - The Sparrow & Gigantium Paradise Lost - As I Die My Dying Bride - Under Your Wings And Into Your Arms
Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist." RT if Mick is right.
Has anyone noticed Fartrage smoking more recently? Evidently #Deform swivel-eyed loon policies are written on the back of cigarette packets.
Nickelback.
Is, is that the Big Tree?
Shades of El Tel from those tR*mp false idols.
WG Grace or Brian Blessed?
When's your next cholesterol test due?
Think someone is pleased to have us back... π»πΊ #Cats #CatsOfBluesky
Hardly surprising given how much red meat you consume.
Get well soon, Carys. πΆπ§ββοΈπ₯
He'll have to come through me first if he goes after our Italian and Portuguese daughters-in-law (who pay more taxes and speak better English than most of his knuckle-dragging goons).
Even my aged aunt, who's one of the nicest people you could meet, thinks he's wicked as sin, which says it all. Personally, I hope the child-murdering, war criminal cnut rots in Hell, along with his acolytes Bent-Gvir and Snotrich (plus the likes of Pootin and the ππ©π¦§).
Sadly #Wulferhampton, Greek passport control have let me back through, so I'd probably avoid the latrine pit area around 4 p.m. (or at least have a decent umbrella/tin hat).
Sounds like a right Berk to me.
That look's just curdled a whole dairy farm's worth of milk.
Probably thinking of how much $$$ they can milk for his transition from MAGAT to Maggots.
We opted for the same when we lost Harvey just after Xmas in 2019 - he's currently sleeping on the chest of drawers in our bedroom where he liked to flick things off to get our attention (usually in the small hours).
Soul Cake Ducks smoke when you burn them.
One Tequila, Two Tequilas, Three Tequilas... ...Floor
Unusual Epitaph - but please yourself.
"Bacon Will Make Our Hoom Extra Tasty..." π₯π΄πΆπ
Don't forget to ask Mrs P to remove all the black ones first.
Sadly it's been another scorcher here - I'll try and bring some back on my return to Blighty on Monday.
Armitage?
Fair bit of blow in that flag.
Happy #Caturday from the hot and sunny Greek islands - plenty of kitties (and babies) here, but there's some good people ensuring they're fed and watered. π¬π·ποΈπΊ
Santiago.
May the Bed Bugs Bite.
Not surprised aboot the perfect lawn if you keep filling in all the holes he's dug.
FFS
Getting Scaramanga vibes from that photo.
What a #Rimmer. π€¦
"I am AntiFa, and so is my wife."
Whatevs.
The ππ©π¦§ can GFH - may the lying racist rapist never sully these shores again. π¬π§ππΊπΈ
Not Toilet Duck again?
Reading between the lines, you're looking for an excuse to do some forrin pillaging. Which is fine if you could kindly bring me back a straw donkey. π«
You must have done something really bad in a previous life (worse than burning cakes mind).
Except maybe some of your chilli-related foodstuffs. πΆοΈπ¦π₯
We've been feeding our spiky visitor with cat biscuits.
Ironic considering their current advertising campaign is clearly trolling Fartrage. @nationwideuk.bsky.social - please distance yourselves from these #Deform charlatans - or you'll soon have (another) ex-customer.
bbc.com/news/article... ππ·οΈ
Yay - go Ron! πΊ And Good Boy Baby Dog for helping look after him when he was 'ick. πΆ
Must have missed the news of Cymru becoming the 51st State.
Only did a long weekend in Marrakesh and a day trip to Essaouira, but mind-blowing doesn't come close to describing it (especially the first evening walking into Djemaa El Fna). π€―
It's her alien clone again.
England Scotland Wales USA Austria Belgium Czechia France Germany Greece Italy Malta Netherlands Poland Portugal Spain Morocco (need to get out more)
Next you'll be telling us spaghetti grows on trees. π€
Where's Paddington with a poisoned marmalade sandwich when you need him (or has he been deported by that turncoat Cooper)?
Has WΓΌlfie let that sodding dragon loose again? π²
Snippets of which have been circulating in the MSM and on SM for donkey's years - so effectively we're all "guilty" of the same "crime". π€·ββοΈ
That's an oxymoron (although back in the day a Bombay Bad Boy was welcome relief after a long night on the accidental wine).
If you hate Trump, repost. #DumpTrump
Whoops! My thumb slipped (again). #FuckOffTrump
καλημΞΟΞ±! Another hectic day awaits...
Paw Circle enabled - get well soon, Ron. πΎπ π
Still waiting for that β‘ to smite the real evildoers in this World.
Is that one of Melanoma's doubles (on account she's smiling)? #TrumpNotWelcome
'K.
Me, waiting for Fartrage, Teeneh-Tineh-Tommeh, Looza et al to decry the imminent arrival of a non-white criminal (and adjudicated rapist) on UK soil... P.S. ππ©π¦§ Your incontinent racist arse is NOT welcome in my homeland π¬π§ - Foxtrot Oscar back to the shithole country you've created.ππΊπΈ
Surely most tR*mp supporters can't count that far.
Cat lover.
Nice try, shithead.
At this rate, you'll need a holiday.
...at.
Hold the yuckrooms and I'm in.
It's late afternoon here in the Greek Islands (where there's lots of kitties), but "ΞΡιά ΟΞΏΟ " all the same. ππΊ
Chelsea Tractor.
The Rasputins?
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...when the Mead Hall burned down. Oh, hang on.
Not since the likes of Greenpeace* got involved. *other whale conservation groups are available
Similar to Scumble then. ππ₯
Someone needs to make a meme of this Γ la "Romanes eunt domus".
Looks like Uri Geller's been at that fork you're holding.
The thing is, the imp ran out of blue paint...
As anyone who's tried to get a blue whale to share a cage with a hamster will testify.
**Snort!**
Another crackpot? Who'd notice?
So, I should put my half-century celebrations* on hold? *commiserations
aka what remains of the #Meadhall after yesterday's unfortunate* conflagration in #Wulferhampton. *fcukwit-enabled
Meowny Happy Returns, George. πΊππππ
Nope, nothing to suspect here...
I demand a recount.
Not sure what kind of imp goes in that model of iconograph. πΏπΈπ€·ββοΈ
