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Liam Dutton

@grynneman.bsky.social

Old ex-programmer, socialist, works for a small charity in Medway, UK. https://medwayplus.wordpress.com/

created December 21, 2023

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Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Johnson did go up against Corbyn in a GE.

17/9/2025, 8:00:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Except it did. It was a large umbrella company that had a mixture of union and non-union cover (due to being purchased over time). Contacting the rep at one of these sites was met with lack of interest, as our site was employee council only.

16/9/2025, 8:46:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strong "Still Game reboot" vibe here.

16/9/2025, 7:43:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only problem is that if you are in a union, but the company you are in has an employee council with no union rep.

16/9/2025, 7:19:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My name is Michael Payne...

image The Character of Michael Payne, the nosey neighbour, played by Paul whitehouse.
16/9/2025, 11:19:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 9:39:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Although a brave attempt to emulate his older brother, Dave Madox Brown's "Dossing" failed to capture the public attention. #GirlsOwnCC

15/9/2025, 6:44:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Greer Center in Oklahoma was supposed to be a refuge for people with developmental disabilities. But accounts from inside the facility paint a starkly different picture, depicting a place where helpless patients faced beatings, waterboarding and constant fear. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/14/u...

14/9/2025, 7:57:11 PM | 205 102 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kit's Coty, Bluebell Hill, Kent. Between Chatham and Maidstone.

14/9/2025, 7:50:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SixCrémes #annielennoxpies

14/9/2025, 7:43:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Investors In People until they weren't.

14/9/2025, 6:33:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prisencolinensinainciusol, literally.

13/9/2025, 8:42:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Opinions are like arseholes.

13/9/2025, 8:08:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've hung some bells from the back door so the dog can let us know when he wants to go out. Make of that what you will

11/9/2025, 8:37:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

TBF, could be Bell's Palsy.

11/9/2025, 7:50:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet again, lives and reputations are ruined, all due to an innocent game of Naked Twister.

10/9/2025, 6:22:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you wonder why Medway Hospital ranks as one of the lowest scoring hospitals and Tunbridge Wells the highest, just have a look at the index of multiple deprivation for each area.

9/9/2025, 9:41:13 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was in Strood and I was not surprised.

9/9/2025, 9:22:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fingers crossed that the saggy old cat hasn't got previous...

9/9/2025, 8:53:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe his tax affairs are all up to specification, so he should be able to carry on in his role.

9/9/2025, 8:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you honestly think that being an independent country would make you invulnerable to outside influence from media Moguls? You're judging this from your own standards not those in power.

9/9/2025, 7:51:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good to see they're burning down the building that they will have to pay to rebuild.

9/9/2025, 6:12:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see Dodgy Eric has managed to shift the other half of the pair from the festival in Amsterdam.

9/9/2025, 6:04:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do hope Labour Peer Lord Peter Mandelson's tax affairs are in order.

9/9/2025, 12:17:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Did he lower the lid when flushing, or let the feculent water spray out of the bowl. Asking for a friend.

9/9/2025, 12:11:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/9/2025, 4:58:51 PM | 28 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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"For God's sake Rosalind, you're not an artist. Monet suffered from a different type of cataract!" #GirlsOwnCC

7/9/2025, 6:11:35 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

A shard.

7/9/2025, 3:35:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

"Bloody hell Margaret, at least suck a mint..."

7/9/2025, 6:53:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/9/2025, 10:00:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would refer you to Mereworth Castle - Wikipedia share.google/puSIEkdNADhe...

6/9/2025, 9:01:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In just a few days, you can see SPINAL TAP II: THE END CONTINUES on various large screens around the world. I’d recommend it, if only for the greatness. And the loudness. Plus Junior Mints.

6/9/2025, 7:29:26 PM | 1487 177 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/9/2025, 11:36:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you pissed?

5/9/2025, 9:21:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was nobody tempted to stand in his eyeline at the front and suck a lemon?

5/9/2025, 8:08:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Tap tap tap at the window. It's only bloody Florence bloody Nightingale. I said to her, no, you can't have my beard..."

5/9/2025, 7:37:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

She will eat Farage alive.

5/9/2025, 7:27:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's one way of rinsing the plates before putting them in the dishwasher.

5/9/2025, 7:26:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

The inverse of this is trying to walk out of a shop using a different exit that isn't there.

5/9/2025, 7:16:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Read this with a Yorkshire accent.

5/9/2025, 7:12:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They let you in with a dog?

5/9/2025, 11:44:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Enjoy your sliced nose sandwich.

4/9/2025, 7:34:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was Amol Rajan?

3/9/2025, 7:38:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would suggest to not look him in the eyes, but around them.

3/9/2025, 12:25:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

And so is your mum - Cecil Francis Alexander.

3/9/2025, 8:24:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

...trying not to think of the plummeting abyss beneath you.

2/9/2025, 8:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can only assume that they wash their clothes in the river...

2/9/2025, 11:59:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, really?! Wordle 1,535 6/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

1/9/2025, 7:39:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

No politician would be brave enough to say Brexit was a mistake. They would be accused of being unable to deliver. To prove that it could never be delivered goes down the road of telling a majority of voters they were dimwitted enough to believe Farage.

31/8/2025, 9:49:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Usually in the magic circle, a man's cane should be this long when not deployed..Algernon, what's the minimum circumference for a wizard's sleeve?" #GirlsOwnCC

31/8/2025, 7:21:31 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:33:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obviously one had not wished, sorry, manifested, hard enough.

30/8/2025, 6:21:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:19:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a lot of copper...

29/8/2025, 6:12:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I will still keep attempting Whittaker's Mexican Whistler. You can't stop me...

28/8/2025, 8:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope this doesn't affect my wogglehopping hobby...

28/8/2025, 7:57:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Is your reply "why are you asking me?"

28/8/2025, 5:13:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I imagine they took one glance at the size of his van, and decided it wasn't worth it

An old bright blue mini car, converted to be an ice cream van.
28/8/2025, 12:11:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

...Welcome to your Club 18-30 holiday!

27/8/2025, 6:03:52 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You see, I thought that but people voted for Brexit. I thought people would see through Boris as PM, but no. If the media is accepting of populism because it sells copy/clicks and is the easy thing to do, what chance do we have to be better?

27/8/2025, 10:58:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem is politicians just aren't allowed to call a bigot "a bigot" anymore

27/8/2025, 7:07:46 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It could be argued that Moses did not part the waters, Jehovah did... #onlyconnect

25/8/2025, 7:07:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dog has chased a fly onto the windowsill, then knocking down behind the sofa. Trying to convince him not to fall down there after it...

25/8/2025, 10:22:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not when they are put into slavery...

24/8/2025, 6:24:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Lucrezia, are aware there is a man over there with an easel? I do believe he is drawing us!' 'Yes Mary. He's absolutely shite at it.' #GirlsOwnCC

24/8/2025, 5:39:52 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On Countryfile this week, we visit yet another windmill and again have the process of flour production explained. We may even rub the flour between our fingers, and have a slice of bread and butter.

24/8/2025, 5:17:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to enjoy @danceronfilm.bsky.social at the other place, but here they've hardly posted anything.

24/8/2025, 12:35:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a scene that sits alongside 15 Storeys High, where Errol is trying to be taught how to sex whitebait.

23/8/2025, 6:49:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sign by the door says...

22/8/2025, 9:08:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Thank you for your constructive criticism, which has helped me write this new piece of prose, which I have titled 'Evidently Chickentown'..."

21/8/2025, 5:57:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Dutton (@grynneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I blame blogs. Once upon a time you would search for guidance on how to do X, and a concise answer would be returned. Now, because the author had some Proustian moment, it's the ins and outs of a ducks arse to finally get the information you are looking for.

20/8/2025, 9:18:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I'll just set these pins to 'Halt and Catch Fire.'"

19/8/2025, 7:42:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can you tell?

18/8/2025, 12:26:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does she go to a different school?

18/8/2025, 10:32:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waterloo Sunset. RIP

17/8/2025, 7:58:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I've told you Spagoni, stop chasing my wife! I've already raised a bunion on your Spanish onion...if you persist you will die diddly I di di. And take Max Bygraves with you!" #GirlsOwnCC

17/8/2025, 6:33:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have no idea, that twenty years later, this has still stuck with me youtu.be/ByE8NcSWN38?...

16/8/2025, 7:00:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ladder Party?

16/8/2025, 6:55:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. On a bus. With all the different voices.

15/8/2025, 6:20:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 9:11:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, if a school wants a school uniform, the school should pay for it. It should be considered to be equivalent to PPE.

13/8/2025, 8:04:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Steeleye not quite long enough.

13/8/2025, 9:28:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes, the genetically engineered oil producing triffids.

12/8/2025, 9:21:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. We wanted cheap financial services, so work was offshored, and shareholder dividend return weren't impacted.

12/8/2025, 6:48:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has it been 10 years? I really enjoyed its ethereal exploration, a great game. Thank You!

11/8/2025, 11:26:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking at the people recruited by Trump to fill such important roles, you realise that MBA's have a lot to answer for.

10/8/2025, 8:47:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How is your mother's back?

10/8/2025, 7:26:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"And you reckon you saw bats flyin' out of this here disused well, Master Bruce?" #GirlsOwnCC

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The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, except instead of a ring it’s an emu puppet, and whenever Frodo slips it on he races around pinching everyone’s bottoms.

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I have a Ted, he has a corduroy Santa Polar Bear. The bear has lost his green scarf and has seen unspeakable things.

Ted is a 4 month old Parsons Russell Terrier. All white, apart from brown left ear, he has discovered strawberries and decided it's quite fun to rub his face on them.
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I’m excited to let you know that orders are now open once again for customers in Northern Ireland and the EU! Please bear with me while I get everything back up and running. I'm still setting up shipping for some products (it's a big job!) www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

Retro pattern with the words
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I have very happy childhood memories of camping, when I had nothing to do with its organisation.

4/8/2025, 7:04:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Excuse me miss, I'm on the hunt for a pair of poachers..." "You've got some nerve, but for thruppence I'm game..." #GirlsOwnCC

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Should have listened to Friedrich Engels...

A picture of comedian Les Dawson, playing the frustrated character of Cosmo Smallpiece.
3/8/2025, 4:25:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a child I played with Lego. Anybody who plays with it in adulthood, good, go for it, you have a passion you enjoy. But, the plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos.

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No.

2/8/2025, 6:19:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ted did a sterling job, winning dog with the waggiest tail at the Pembroke House Care Home Dog Show.

Ted the dog, just about sitting down and looking up at his boss.
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