Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋
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Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋
Been ages since I've seen this, but I've remember being devastated by it... I've read the book a couple of times, too, and it gets me every time.
And setting yourself up for the even more fun game of "Now where did I put that thing that's always been right here?" 😂
I hope this one takes.
Weird to think that Indiana Jones is a terrorist
2005: No MSG 2015: No gluten 2025: could somebody poison me
*me, eating candy corn* this is fucking vile. Give me more
Yum! I love being able to do a single burger or pork chop or chicken breast without having to get out extra dishes or heat up the whole oven.
What did you make first?
I really need to finish all these books I've started—oh, look! My library hold is ready!
Think I need to watch KPop Demon Hunters again just to get something other than the Carousel of Progress song stuck in my head
[on my deathbed] i really wish i had sat very still and not been bothered more
Bahahaha! I'm so stealing this!
I've never done the flu shot by itself, so we'll see. I usually get it with the COVID booster, but since I can't get that here in Florida, I just did this one.
🎶 "There's a great big beautiful tomorrow..." 🎶
Flu shot today, so taking it easy the rest of the weekend before returning to the shit show on Monday.
In case anyone is interested, here are the maps I customized for each park.
It was great! I went through the parks app and made this spreadsheet that I then used to make the maps. They helped us make sure we got in what we really wanted to but left the day open to still be relaxed and spontaneous. I'm really glad we had them with us—it was all such a fun time!
Last day of our anniversary trip...
Team blue!
me: you go first dolphin: oh man you are so fucked
Wow launch day was a fairytale! Thabk you all who stopped by Word Bookstore! We are just getting started and don’t forget I’ll be at @onemorepagebooks.bsky.social this Friday! Also but the book if you haven’t! You’ll love it I promise. It’s exceptional and pretty. www.amazon.com/Macabre-Delu...
Don't we look terror-ified? (17 years with this one) @gulfcoastjake.bsky.social
Yogurt that I have to mix up? No thanks, I already have a job.
I picked up a copy of Men's Health Magazine in the checkout aisle today. It had fallen and was covering up the king-sized Snickers.
Look, I understand that "unputdownable" is a real word that's been used to describe books for nearly a hundred years, but I still hate it.
Did you also fall into the "If Anne Frank can believe that people are intrinsically good then so can I" trap?
I’ve reached the age that every celebrity headline just looks like madlibs written by someone who hasn’t taken their lithium
Spent some time over the last few weeks preparing for vacation by editing the Disney park maps with only the things we actually want to do
Just got home from work which means now I'm on VACATION! Whoo-hoo! 🎉
'The Book of Lost Hours' by Hayley Gelfuso Need to make some progress on this before my library loan expires!
a less traditional workout plan is to carry the weight of your decisions everywhere you go
In high school, my band geek friends and I would drive around town in a tiny 2-door hatchback and blast this, singing along at the top of our lungs: youtu.be/b7X8nOGVY2Q?...
If I could be any ice cream topping I would be caramel because I too have gotten progressively saltier since the 90s
How did I become one of those ‘always at work’ homosexuals instead of the ‘always on holiday’ homosexuals?
the height of comedy for its time
whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic
Pecorino is a beautiful name for a child.
I put my pants on the same way as everyone else: only when absolutely necessary
ME: *gets bitten by a vampire, becomes immortal* now I have all the time in the world to read, gain knowledge, learn to draw and play the piano <500 years later> ME: *still scrolling*
Hot honey is good and all, but I’m more into it if it has a sense of humor.
Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat.
you tellin me a radio activated these shrimp
Greeting cards were invented by greeting card companies as an excuse to sell greeting cards
Called something “mid” out loud. Heard myself. Reflected on what I’ve become.
I miss this era of the internet
Pronouncing labubu like I’m Jafar from Aladdin.
Noticed how I was interacting with customers at work and thought, "Gee, if you didn't know me, you'd think I actually *liked* people!"
Furthest I've been 🧭: N/W: Vancouver, B.C., Canada E: Paris, France S: Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
Buongiorno.
And so humid! I was working the drive-through at work yesterday, and my glasses fogged up every time I opened the window.
I keep meeting people who are my age and they all seem so damn old
EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
Not only did I see it, I also bought it on DVD, watched the spin-off series, and bought that too! (And now I have them in my donation pile because I can't stand the sight of her anymore 🤷♂️)
Was up until nearly 4am playing Firmament last night!
It's a good thing we have a tiny kitchen because I'd go nuts with a vacuum sealer if we had the room.
Had a great few days with @downsideupart.bsky.social!
you are the “purple stuff” next to the Sunny D of people.
2015: LOCK HER UP 2016: LOCK HER UP! 2017: LOCK HER UP!! 2018: LOCK THEM UP! 2019: LOCK THEM UP!! 2020: LOCK THEM UP!!! 2021: LOCK THEM ALL UP! 2022: LOCK THEM ALL UP!! 2023: 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗨𝗣ⵑⵑⵑ☠️🔪 2024: 𝐋̀̔́̀̈𝐎̛̛̗͈̹̍̓𝐂̇͋̓̓͒̍𝐊̓́́̇͒̏̔ 𝐓̣͈̒̒̍̀́́̕𝐇̣̐̎́̎𝐄̛̈̒̈́̈́𝐌̛̜͈̹̹͒̀̕ 𝐀̦̜̎̐̏𝐋͈̤̈́́́̀̓́̕𝐋̩̣̤̒̀̎̈́ 𝐔̛̤̜̜̀̍̕𝐏̹̣̦̏̓̈ⵑ̖̗̤͋̋ⵑ̦̇̈̓̔ⵑ̤̩̤̎̍́̒́ⵑ̛̖́̍͒̔̓̀ 2025: godd why are you people so obsessed just let it go already jeez
One more workday until vacation...
"It feels like you're not excited about being here, you just want to do your job and get paid."
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I hate when I get emails and they've been marked as Important by the sender... Like, who do you think you are? I'll make that decision for myself, thank you very much!
I found this baking mold that was just the right size for 1-cup servings that are easy to heat up in a bowl or mug.
Until now, I didn't have a good way to freeze small portions, but I found a freezer/baking mold that was the perfect size.
Took me a while to find a mold that was the size and shape that I wanted, and then I didn't think ahead on how I was going to get the filled, floppy silicone mold into the freezer, haha!
First time freezing single servings of soup was a success! I have a habit of making "family sized" recipes for just the two of us and then getting tired of it by the time we finally finish it off. Now we can just grab one of these and pop it in the microwave whenever we want!
Feeling particularly ADHD today...
omg thanks so much for alerting me that there’s a new sign in from the same device and location that has been used for the past 3 years to sign into this email
Planned for today to be a "do nothing" day, and it's turning out to be unusually productive
It really is like that.
The 7 dwarfs are gay and their original names before Disney made them change them were Frumpy, Twinky, Artsy, Merry, Freaky, Nancy and Top Because of course there’s only one Top.
Me: *shows this to Jason* He: “It’s hard seeing someone live your dreams.” Me: 😆 Spookybutt.
the problem with bad decisions is my brain says them in my own voice and thats gaslighting
It's a month until my vacation—I haven't even finished planning it yet—but mentally I'm already gone from work.
Not enough Pride stuff at Walmart? Well my latest novel, TO REFRAIN FROM EMBRACING, is only 14.55 at Walmart US.
My current fantasy books! One is a mythic fantasy series with Greek gods & modern heroes, while the other is the first of a Celtic fantasy trilogy about two teen boys told they must save their world from warring gods. Both are on Amazon. 🏳️🌈 Check them out!
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Just saw a pigeon at the beach... That's weird, right? I guess they deserve a vacation, too.
"Bassoon: You enjoy being mocked and only laugh at your own expense." Accurate.
Same! Not really my thing, but it makes me happy to see so many people being excited about something ☺️
I love mine! I've tried several different designs over the years, and here's the one I like best: a.co/d/3wpjmqT
it has been declared LEGALLY HOMOPHOBIC to not preorder 'lucky day' during pride month us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
We also have several people every day who apparently have never used a drive-though before. (at payment/pickup window) "What do you mean I was supposed to stop and order at the speaker box first?"
So many people never stray from their comfortable, limited flavor palates... And also don't know what Google is, apparently.
Thanks to Starbucks' expanding menu, I now get to explain to white people what falafel and horchata are twenty times a day.
Before coffee, I hate everyone. After coffee, I hate everyone professionally.
