Is that good
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Is that good
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
Internet commissar assigned to watch for signs of internet corruption in media figures
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
We’ve all been there
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life changing
thinking about those yuca fries I had in Chattanooga...
well the second thing is true at least
fucking hell
are they crispy or soggy
submitting my application
that's on you
guy last night was saying they were gonna send us to camps but he had a dark willy wonka avatar he made with AI
it's fun how they're sending the world's least intimidating nazis to be mildly annoying here now
*muttering* it's called the Butt Baby,
a name you can trust on these matters
fuck it
it's not THAT bad
found maybe the funniest post I've ever read but unfortunately I can't post it or people would ask questions about where I found it
uh oh
Brain crackling like a bowl of rice crispies
#1 hantavirus exposure level on Bluesky
Bluesky users would never misunderstand or purposely ignore that something is a joke!
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Dude got his neck blown off in the middle of blaming trans people for mass shootings!
Trans wrights
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Are you joking or is this the actual origin of the claim lol
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It means you own a MRAD marked scope?
Topical
use threadlocker but a low strength one like Loctite 222 or Vibra-tite VC3
they've become a lot more common here for whatever reason, and we have a lot less pheasants. Not so many parking lots though
yeah I was trying to post a video of an old tractor yesterday and it just says something about an issue with compression
dangerous creatures
actual lol
portents looking kinda good I think
so I guess my blood is rushing through my perfectly clear arteries at incredible speed
yeah I constantly eat garbage and my cholesterol numbers are somehow really, really good
yeah you might just be genetically cursed like me, both parents have it. At least I inherited the amazing cholesterol gene too
I wouldn't worry about it too much, as a hypertension haver my systolic is often in the 140s. 108 diastolic kind of high but mine was often worse before I started taking bp meds lol. If it's consistently that high then you might have problems long term.
what are your # s?
We’ve narrowed the list of suspects down to 20 million people
this is just a distraction from that orb what's invincible against missiles
a good governor would order the flagpoles be extended
now that's a shirt
they're going to post even more
cherry tree conspicuously un-chopped 🤔
I’m honestly not a fan of it but I understand I’m in an extreme minority there
Oh, is Mike Lee moralizing about his hatred of political violence now?
Maybe his neck just did that
Is life even worth living if you can’t get your shit sucked clean off
This is some real sicko shit
We’re all trying very hard to figure it out
Nice shot
Negotiations breaking down for the 4000th year in a row
I would grasp the eagle’s talons in my iron grip, we both go down together
There are always more. I am locked in eternal battle
Killing hundreds of mice per year over here
Lighting the @scrubby.bsky.social signal
yeah it looks like OAS and PFAS are related terms so genuinely moving somewhere else might cure you
might be exactly what's happening to you! wild. "move to europe" is kind of a difficult cure but knowing is half the battle
She was very relieved to understand what was happening. One of the stranger things I’ve ever heard of
hard to believe and thought maybe it was like a mental thing until I was googling and found Oral Allergy Syndrome which causes exactly that to happen! Certain pollen causes the body to react to similar proteins in foods. But if the triggering pollen is no longer around the reaction stops
My friend was telling me about his girlfriend’s strange symptoms, she grew up in Sweden and moved to west coast US, found she was suddenly allergic to all sorts of fruits and vegetables. The bizarre thing was the allergic reaction would stop when she went back home to Europe! I found this kind of
Is that the thing where tree pollen or whatever causes your body to react to unrelated foods?
Water pigeon??
Way ahead of you
What we’re saying is we’d like to see it
Phil have you ever grown a full beard IRL
Then it becomes a test of skill
Arranging my sword collection
Yep exactly
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Being sold was livestock water tanks lol
I hope she was having the same dream wherever she is #psychicconnection
I didn’t go see exactly what they had going on but almost certainly dent/feed corn. Maybe white corn as well idk
If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
I’m the cornotaur
Memento
Withholding my dehydrated just drank two beers about what should happen to John Roberts
jucika and the utz girl are sisters
Americans are so used to non-violence that the idea that revolutionaries would ever kill anyone from the ruling class after their friends and comrades were slaughtered in the streets is just unthinkable but that's just what revolutions have historically been Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
The Bayer building just had a robot arm that gave you bottled water
Drinking beer at Syngenta Square
There was another at another booth I didn’t get a pic of that had a 60L tank
A what chopper 😰
Drone carrier
Oh noooo
Lorge
The brand has taken an unusual turn
Snip snip
That’s right!
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1700 bushel cart!
