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@guntoucher.bsky.social

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created April 27, 2023

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Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

they call it The Dark Enlightenment because of how very good it is

4/9/2025, 2:02:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eli Valley (@elivalley.bsky.social) reposted

Such an odd thing to read in the newspaper www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...

Pentagon officials were still working Wednesday on what legal authority they would tell the public was used to back up the extraordinary strike in international waters.
4/9/2025, 1:33:04 AM | 3566 989 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

ME: and also, no greebles, please SCIENCE FICTION ARMORER: [kills me]

4/9/2025, 1:41:15 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture die-hardbaby ✨🔵 (@dumb.baby) reposted

im just gonna keep posting until im cured of all my mental illnesses ailments etc

4/9/2025, 1:30:34 AM | 28 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted

quality of life is increasingly going to be determined by the willingness and ability of state and local governments to maintain infrastructure and services in the face of federal retrenchment. there will be no floor, and over time there will be greater and greater variation across the country

4/9/2025, 1:31:35 AM | 271 50 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

how many microplastics am i breathing < how many microplastics am i farting

4/9/2025, 1:32:25 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted

new Toxic Avenger rips. they actually show it

4/9/2025, 1:27:27 AM | 160 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anjali Dayal (@anjalikdayal.bsky.social) reposted

this would have been a crime even if the boat was smuggling drugs and not people, but that it was likely carrying desperate people means it's even more urgent for opposition leaders to call for hearings on how this happened & under what authority, & to specify consequences for those who ordered it

4/9/2025, 1:26:51 AM | 138 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

they paid me to come up to the office and do this to their boss

4/9/2025, 1:22:26 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

60 MINUTES SPECIAL REPORT: The Worlds Lamest Forests

4/9/2025, 1:00:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

its more like an intervention

4/9/2025, 12:11:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

its my fault the video button is gone

4/9/2025, 12:10:16 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

i just brought my computer to life bro it draws all my favorite pictures now

4/9/2025, 12:09:44 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

good luck tochka

3/9/2025, 11:31:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haydon (@haydonmp.bsky.social) reposted

Y’all this is absolutely wild. You need to read this article. Coordinated targeting of firefighters on a 10% contained wildfire for immigration enforcement under the pretense of *padding their time cards*. This is insane.

3/9/2025, 4:03:07 PM | 746 302 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CALLSIGN: SCUTTLEBUTT (@fack.bsky.social) reposted

Lmao

3/9/2025, 6:17:25 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture little lamb (@puddleofbrain.bsky.social) reposted

Have you tried being funnier and better looking and smarter and having more money and nicer clothes and kinder and more well spoken and charming and more insightful and cosmopolitan and well read and wiser and developing some skills or hobbies or having like a weird accessory that make everyone go w

3/9/2025, 5:24:07 PM | 122 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

not to mention other sexually transmitted diseases!

3/9/2025, 4:26:18 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

the vaccine shit just reminds me that during my entire life, conservatives have loved that HPV kills people

3/9/2025, 4:26:00 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted

yeahhhhh those are load-bearing and this will kill some people and immiserate more

3/9/2025, 4:16:05 PM | 1189 212 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

in high school I worked at a cold stone creamery and one of the songs we had to sing was a parody of Rockin’ Robin called “Mixin’ Mix-Ins” that still comes to me unbidden like a memory of war

3/9/2025, 3:27:49 AM | 809 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

dont know how to explain to the important people in my life that the shinseicho district of yakuza 2, based on the real life shinsekai area, was cut from the remake of the game for budget reasons. and that despite its small size and imperceptible impact on the story, this destroys gaming history

3/9/2025, 4:05:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

photo of kitty cat “Chester” sitting load style behind a computer monitor with poorly managed cables
3/9/2025, 2:52:48 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burt 🥪💨 (@refreshingtime.bsky.social) reposted

ecco the dolphin sega cd OST - jurassic beach

17/8/2025, 6:03:40 AM | 14 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

one of the cats came by to do an inspection about 15 minutes ago and now a second cat has made the same exact rounds. going to have to have a meeting about workplace efficiency with these guys

3/9/2025, 2:39:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

i could do this for a troublingly long amount of time

3/9/2025, 2:03:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

3/9/2025, 2:02:55 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

theres a 1 + 2 HD release on ps3 fyi

3/9/2025, 12:44:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

zone of the enders 2

3/9/2025, 12:43:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

3/9/2025, 12:32:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

hes going down

3/9/2025, 12:12:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Resist 🕎🍉 (@antizionistjew.bsky.social) reposted

#WATCH | In a video posted to his social media, Polish-Canadian physician and Holocaust survivor Gabor Maté expressed support for the upcoming Gaza Freedom Flotilla.

29/8/2025, 9:42:18 PM | 81 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

STAR WARS ADDICTS: star wars addiction isnt real!!! ALSO STAR WARS ADDICTS: [detonates entire federal infrastructure]

3/9/2025, 11:58:17 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture [LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 (@alsvid.bsky.social) reposted

Can we get this boosted

3/9/2025, 11:29:18 AM | 7 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RN...

3/9/2025, 11:24:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

how many NES games in a gram

3/9/2025, 11:23:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

they sell hard drive space by the ounce holy shit

3/9/2025, 11:22:54 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JLP (@jlp.systems) reposted

They’re giving me an extra attack

3/9/2025, 12:13:25 AM | 75 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

this guy said lunchables were for kids not adults

3/9/2025, 11:06:21 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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- .... .. ... / -- ..-. / ... .- .. -.. / .--. .. -.. . --. --- -.

3/9/2025, 4:20:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jon rosenberg (@jonrosenberg.bsky.social) reposted

Alien Earth is pretty good, I am watching it like it's a nature documentary. Huge selection pressure against having eyes on the xenomorph planet, fascinating stuff

3/9/2025, 3:41:56 AM | 84 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

unbelievable they couldnt put this in kiwami 2

3/9/2025, 4:14:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

screenshot from We Heart Katamari (PS2, 2005) The Prince stands before The King of All Cosmos KING: Ah, sweet memories... Yes, there was that time.
3/9/2025, 3:28:04 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture private girlfriend (@hausofholes.bsky.social) reposted

they’re fitting more and more ghosts into old computers every year

23/8/2024, 6:32:32 AM | 383 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JLP (@jlp.systems) reposted

This is pretty cool but have you considered building a one lane tunnel for only a certain brand of automobiles

3/9/2025, 2:46:36 AM | 577 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

this isnt a dream sequence btw you fight 2 tigers and then in another cutscene ryuji goda throws sengoku to his death from the top of this golden castle that has not at any point been questioned

3/9/2025, 3:01:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Professor of Cho Aniki Studies (@impemboganecue.bsky.social) reposted

lol remember when Trump threw a military parade but they just filled it up with random rank and file soldiers who didn't even bother to march. Just guys walking around. That shit ruled

3/9/2025, 12:31:05 AM | 75 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer🐟🪴📚🏕️🐝 (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reposted

I hear you're into smut... 🌱🍄📷

A partially shucked ear of corn on a wooden counter is half covered in blobby gray mushrooms.
2/9/2025, 11:25:09 PM | 117 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted

you'd think the governor of illinois basically going "we're being invaded by an authoritarian" would be something you'd see real easy on the front page of most everything an hour later

2/9/2025, 10:02:50 PM | 12790 2775 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RPG Site (@rpgsite.net) reposted

We spoke to the director of Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles about the reasoning behind cutting Luso and Balthier's appearances - and finally localizing content back into the game that was absent from every other English-language version: https://loom.ly/1az_mV8

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2/9/2025, 8:45:04 PM | 130 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture famous bog body (@bogbird.bsky.social) reposted

they’re drilling into my brain and taking core samples

3/9/2025, 1:19:49 AM | 138 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

3/9/2025, 1:23:21 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

INDIGNANT BEE: dude i dont even know if you could call this shit pollen

2/9/2025, 9:07:17 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

see its a movie about some military folks. its going to blast the hell out of the box office

2/9/2025, 7:04:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

this movie will be absolutely pointless unless theres characters from 7 different franchises slide cancelling at the same time

2/9/2025, 7:04:02 PM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

it would be funny to expect him to be on time, especially given his now dead status

2/9/2025, 6:46:21 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

HE is DEAD SOON

2/9/2025, 6:31:19 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toussaint Egan (@thesaintoftous.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES UNITED STATES SPACE FORCE TO BE RENAMED ROYAL SPACE FORCE: THE WINGS OF HONNÊAMISE

2/9/2025, 6:21:12 PM | 62 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

did he say he was dead yet or what

2/9/2025, 6:13:27 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

holy shit glad you're ok

2/9/2025, 3:37:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) (@bookjockeyalex.bsky.social) reposted

LLM companies are beta testing experimental products our children, and educators are facilitating it.

2/9/2025, 12:27:23 PM | 803 324 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:40:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY: [racks papers on podium] that concludes our announcement of the department of war, we will be taking no questions at this time. quick, unrelated note: the president is totally dead

2/9/2025, 1:13:46 PM | 43 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

whatever they announce i expect a serious vibe shift at 2pm

2/9/2025, 12:48:39 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture illy bocean 🏝️ (@illybocean.boontavista.com) reposted

Well hello there

A little cat poking his head out of some stair rails A little cat’s face - he’s stripy and he has a pink nose and big eyes and he’s lit from below like Dracula
2/9/2025, 12:44:44 PM | 187 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tinybaby (@tiny.baby) reposted

Hillary Clinton had slaves

1/9/2025, 3:37:45 PM | 817 91 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tara (@weedlejuice.bsky.social) reposted

My husband still traps me in a crystal on the same date each year, for old times sake

2/9/2025, 12:23:00 PM | 104 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 12:44:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 9:45:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kim (@kimmymonte.bsky.social) reposted

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

27/8/2025, 12:49:12 AM | 3751 1083 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

its not an obsession

screenshots from Yakuza 2 (2016). CRT filter removed. Kazuma Kiryu stands in the middle of Sotenbori's main street at night with lit up signs all over the scenery the same scene with the CRT filter applied CRT filter applied. Kiryu stands in the middle of Iwao Bridge, the entire side of the nearby complex is lit up with neon signs including a giant pop-out Staminan brand energy shot the same scene but with CRT filter removed
2/9/2025, 7:40:54 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture daryl "more like 'shart tank'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hypercubexl.bsky.social) reposted

this is more like a terrible marty scorsese

2/9/2025, 7:20:53 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 7:18:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel Buer (@melbuer.bsky.social) reposted

I’m outside the MDC here in Los Angeles, where a protest march has just converged outside the gate. Once again a lively atmosphere here

2/9/2025, 1:52:07 AM | 963 207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

i *did* super appreciate the presence of the tracks removed for license reasons www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGDx...

2/9/2025, 4:54:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

and i really like how this shit looks over how beautiful kiwami 2 can also be

screenshot from Yakuza 2 (PS2, 2006) with CRT reshade filter. Kazuma Kiryu and Haruka Sawamura are standing in the middle of Sotenbori Street (in Sotenbori btw) at night, to the upper left you can see the giant red crab from the crab restaurant
2/9/2025, 4:49:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

but overall i think i like it better than Kiwami 2 as that just feels like a follow up to yakuza 6, they still havent figured out the combat. etc. but i DO miss the cabaret management not being there in the original game

2/9/2025, 4:47:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

so the opinion that i see floating around sometimes is "kiwami 2 is SHIT" which i think is a bit much but i see where theyre coming from that theres elements that are lost in translation to the new dragon engine and that the combats different, theres no Shinseicho District (big deal)

2/9/2025, 4:46:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

listening to a song about jesus which means ive beaten the original yakuza 2

2/9/2025, 4:39:28 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iCj...

2/9/2025, 4:38:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

when it happens

2/9/2025, 3:09:56 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

"I have experienced medical death, and am now deceased. My body has died."

2/9/2025, 3:07:22 AM | 1333 92 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:07:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when donald trump dies his body will explode into chunks like those plague zombies from halo 1

2/9/2025, 2:41:57 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:37:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted

can't even look at my shrek porn without her staring at me

Little bella Bampinella staring in consternation
2/9/2025, 1:54:11 AM | 336 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

business insider written article: borderline ai slop garbage. no thanks business insider youtube: babe drop everything you're doing they made a 30 minute video about diner economics

2/9/2025, 1:20:40 AM | 484 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

1/9/2025, 4:35:23 PM | 6937 1367 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reply parent

i really like the idea of the game but yeah, the racing is not that deep

2/9/2025, 1:08:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Madeleine Vasaly (@madeleinevasaly.com) reposted

Someone just drove past my apartment playing "Sixteen Tons" at top volume. Happy Labor Day.

2/9/2025, 12:59:19 AM | 119 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

Racing Lagoon (PSX, 1999)

2/9/2025, 12:29:49 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lamhfada (@lamhfada.bsky.social) reposted

Heartening seeing Italian videos of the Dock Worker trade unions in Genoa, the second busiest port in Italy, saying if their comrades on the flotilla to Gaza don't make it there safely or if the goods don't get through, that they'll shut Europe down.

2/9/2025, 12:12:11 AM | 202 67 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted

donald trump has been defenestrated

1/9/2025, 8:29:00 PM | 567 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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theyre both toast

1/9/2025, 8:19:32 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social)

those are bags of his turds

1/9/2025, 7:25:16 PM | 30 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

the baby has stolen something but doesn’t have the language skills to tell me where she put it. this is bullshit. she’s laughing at me

1/9/2025, 6:24:03 PM | 1322 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted

New photo from Trump National Golf Course in Virginia this afternoon

The burning house from Tarkovsky’s THE SACRIFICE
1/9/2025, 7:22:54 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view