Gus Lanzetta
@guslanzetta.bsky.social
Writer/Talker
created July 3, 2023
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Brandon Sheffield (@brandon.insertcredit.com) reposted
If you're interested in game direction, maintaining game vibes, trying to make a piece of art that's "commercial" while also fully strange, this is the episode for you! A back and forth between myself and @chopemon.bsky.social about the making of Promise Mascot Agency.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand the urge, but take a bite first, maybe it will go away. Don't desecrate a slice for nothing.
Fragile female ego 2.0 (@miyamoris.bsky.social) reposted
Outra coisa que me incomoda é quando entra num endeusamento do que acontece aqui. Como se não houvessem mil dificuldades pras lutas aqui e, apesar das vantagens, a gente ainda viver num país uber conservador
Droniela (@girlrobot.io) reposted
A análise correta seria: "O Brasil aprendeu a dizer não para os impulsos coloniais dos Estados Unidos" Pq tipo. Não é uma merda diferente da última. É exatamente a mesma merda.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
would the gameplay be Ikaruga-like with the switching from fists to kicks?
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
oh it read very well
Paul Frazee (@pfrazee.com) reposted
So I *thought* it would be apparent I learned those portuguese phrases because we talk to my cat a lot. It turns out, in a tragic but predictable error, "gatinha" both means "little cat" and "cute woman." So when I said "a fat little cat! how pretty, how cute, how naughty," it did not read well
Carol Almeida 🇵🇸 (@caroltypes.bsky.social) reposted
Bicho o ABUSO que me dá esses gringos falando que o Brasil tá mostrando pros EUA como funciona de fato uma democracia, num tom "até 5 minutos atrás o referencial democrático éramos nós". Não, meus amores, pra qualquer pessoa informada do Sul Global, vocês NUNCA foram referencial democrático. Next.
Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted
Curtis Yarvin, Mancow, Mehdi Hasan, Pablo Torre
Rogue (@roguesite.bsky.social) reposted
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Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
I know him from somewhere...
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that we can do that here in Brazil too. Bolsonaro can't post under house arrest!
merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted
fuck the uk's terrible laws but this is so goddamn funny. we're takin' yer loicense t' post, sir
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
os guri aguenta
Bob Mackey (@bobservo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
if The Simpsons made any jokes like this about Disney today, Bob Iger would have snipers stationed outside of Matt Groening's house
Aaron - Thorgi's Arcade (@thorgisarcade.bsky.social) reposted
The moment that Sony bought up EVO I knew it was going to just fall apart. Not because "Sony Bad" but because now EVO had entered the world of big corporate money. And nothing enters that world without being tainted. But damn, just because you expected it doesn't make it any easier.
Bob Mackey (@bobservo.bsky.social) reposted
no idea how different the show would be if Disney didn't buy it, but in the Fox era The Simpsons was a lot more vicious about its corporate overlords. one thing is certain, though: those rotten promotional shorts are an elaborate humiliation ritual
Ticcia (@ticcia.bsky.social) reposted
Só pra constar, o ilustre advogado do Garnier é ex-senador Demóstenes Torres, cassado no dia 11 de julho de 2012 acusado de ligação com o bicheiro Carlinhos Cachoeira.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
O sonho de todo brasileiro que vai pra Miami
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Eu penso nisso por não ter feito faculdade nenhuma, mas vejo que além de não garantir nada o que eu poderia ter por ter feito faculdade não é nada que eu queira. Eu infelizmente prefiro passar perrengue do que ir prum escritório 5 dias por semana.
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
The Brazilian edition of Starter Villain has arrived at the Scalzi Compound and the amazing cover is even better in real life. Thanks for sending it along, @editoraaleph.bsky.social!
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
She thinks it's a Wes Anderson shot
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Eu olhei a imagem e já veio a música na cabeça
Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) reposted
Stardew Valley is free to own (not a limited PS+ license) if you have a PS Vita and PS+ -Claim Stardew Valely (PS4 version) on PS+: buff.ly/oVgwxmL -Use a PS Vita and search for Stardew Valley. It'll be free via cross-buy. Can confirm game is not tied to PS+ once you claim it for free on Vita
Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier.bsky.social) reposted
SCOOP: Perfect Dark was almost revived. The game's developers were close to a deal with Take-Two to fund and publish the game following its cancellation by Xbox in July, sources say, but negotiations fell through, leading to layoffs at Crystal Dynamics last week. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
dougie buggie (@iguana.bsky.social) reposted
Ass Night featuring Peter Criss
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
Tudo nesse mundo é putrefato
mcc (@dryad.technology) reposted
I wish I could believe that moving to Canada meant I was safe
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
Sábado no SBT mashup
Matiazi (@mamatiazi.bsky.social) reposted
reclamem o quanto quiserem desse site mas ele não tem PROPAGANDA + PROPAGANDA + um post + PROPAGANDA + um post + um post + PROPAGANDA + PROPAGANDA + PROPAGANDA + post COM PUBLI + post + PROPAGANDA vcs já entenderam
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
I'm rewatching Moonlighting and Halt and Catch Fire and that is really apparent. Moonlighting is the rich L.A. designer eighties (but with a lot of 70's still showing up) and Halt is old 70's suburbia with new sleek 80's creeping in.
J.R. (@jrbolt.bsky.social) reposted
Even at the time, a lot of media -- even outside of commercials -- was 'aspirational programming' intended to sell products and promote a lifestyle, and that meant buying the new hot New Wave and Memphis-Milano styles. Meanwhile, most of us viewers had faux wood-paneled appliances until 1997
Developer Pasteloper (@sanzitos.deichator.ar) reposted
você, suicida, tome, uma lamina
Brandon Sheffield (@brandon.insertcredit.com) reposted
I wonder what he did?? Ah, I see.
Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted
Idk man all we did took their labor and kept the profit for ourselves, criminalized alternatives, crafted a paycheck-to-paycheck prison of platform economies while unionbusting laying everyone off and making everything unaffordable, and now everybody is all fucking MOPEY all the time, I don't get it
merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
palhaça geminiana (@miniminimisterio.bsky.social) reposted
a padaria iracema ---o graal dos campos elíseos---, o belas artes.... o pcc faz mais por são paulo que o prefeito ricardo nunes
izma eden (@izma.neocities.org) reposted
setembro amarelo esta aqui n esqueça de mijar nas pessoas q vc ama
Joselito (@joseli.to) reposted
esse cara aí que vai ser âncora do maior jornal do país parabéns a todos os envolvidos
Wes Fenlon (@wes.readonlymemo.com) reposted
Until this week, it's been impossible to play the games of the 1993 Pioneer LaserActive without one of the vanishingly rare, disintegrating consoles. Here's the story of the guy who's been trying to fix that for years -- and all the hardware and software he had to build to make it possible.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Exato. 100% fantoche do Peter Thiel.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
Sem direção? Todo mundo ao redor dele inclusive o vice tá na mesma agenda. E senilidade é senilidade, não importa a idade. Não precisa passar pano pro Biden pra reconhecer que o Trump já tava mais pra lá do que pra cá faz tempo.
gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) reposted
Judgment (Steam) is $11.99 on Humble buff.ly/d9kTNqD Steam buff.ly/A8T0iH6 XSX physical $7.27 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/ZoP4epU #ad Deck verified
🌸MurmurLilies🌸 (@murmurlilies.bsky.social) reposted
I actually had to explain to someone recently that the AI that tells enemies in video games how to react to player inputs is NOT genAI and has existed for literal decades. they genuinely had no idea there was a difference. this shit has poisoned the well so bad.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Meu pai me levou quando eu era pequeno. Palmeiras.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Eu fui no estádio duas vezes e numa delas eu dormi. Entendo bem.
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Can't believe that on my first day as a nurse I have been charged with replacing Rudy Giuliani's IV drip of Johnnie Walker Black while he is in intensive care. It's what's keeping him alive. You get into this line of work to take care of people, but you never imagine how important it could be.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
Tentei rejogar uns meses atrás e desisti por causa daquele prólogo no hospital.
Benn Jordan (@bennjordan.bsky.social) reposted
Here is my open letter regarding Flock Safety technology abridged for general reference and more casual reading. More targeted and region specific versions are being sent and proposed to individual civic leaders and hearings. figshare.com/articles/onl...
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
Love to have a business partner promptly contacted to oversee my care.
الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted
I was reminded of this event in histor and re-read this article and...boy...it's depressing. How is this ever going to end? They've got the whole world by the balls israelpalestinenews.org/when-george-...
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
reseeding all of your torrents should be easier
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
ooh downloaded this recently, gonna listen once I watch
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
it's not the real world, in this world jared leto is a good person
Craig Bamford (@spacetalk.bsky.social) reposted
Let's be clear all those indies were absolutely right to flee this shit
Jeff Nascimento (@jnascim.info) reposted
O governo Trump suspendeu amplamente aprovações de vistos de visitante para portadores de passaporte palestino. A medida vai além das restrições a Gaza e inclui a recusa de vistos a autoridades palestinas para a Assembleia Geral da ONU em Nova York www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
Preguiça de voltar ao Shinobi novo. Amei, mas to travado num chefao e essa é a historia da minha vida.
Mat Piscatella (@matpiscatella.bsky.social) reposted
Best wishes to all future indie devs that want to launch above $19.99 for a while =/
Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted
As Trump and Clinton enter the astral plane together, they see this as “See You Again” swells on the soundtrack
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!
merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted reply parent
maybe this has always been the case for most people! but i guess hanging out with a lot of big readers/art people/movie freaks for years i'm surprised when i realize how little interest most people seem to have in broadening their horizons
merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted
weird thing about consuming literally any art other than what is being promoted at this exact moment is people will be like whoa where do you find this stuff? or they react with hostility to the idea that you're watching even like an extremely famous and popular movie from a few decades ago
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahahaa caraio taí: um filme que faz o Jimmy Fallon parecer bom é um trunfo msm
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Até o Marc Maron gritando Lock the gates hahaha
Qsy (@qsy.bsky.social) reposted
The Académie Française pushing to replace watersport with "control of the piss" was not on my bingo card for today.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
Esportes radicais em Imbé
daryl "more like 'shart tank'" b 🏳️⚧️ (@hypercubexl.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
still got nothing on the spicy hot pot soup base video
Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted
Homeschooling is like being held hostage by your own parents
George Wallace (@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social) reposted
I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
amauri gonzo (@amaurigonzo.crise.love) reposted
Imagina se a colunista tomasse contato com os situacionista francesss, os autonomistas italianos, com o "Manifesto Contra o Trabalho" do Crisis... www.uol.com.br/vivabem/colu...
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reposted
DESCONTO PRA PIX AGORA É DE 200 REAIS! BORA QUE BORA!
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Especialmente depois da pandemia
Nic McConnell (@mcconnell.bsky.social) reposted
You know what’s cool is Venba. What a game
Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) reposted
thank you for your feedback 30 internet strangers i hadn't considered the less funny version of my joke
Revista Fórum (@revistaforum.com.br) reposted
Preso em 2024, acusado de abrir contas para o PCC assessorou Tarcísio em SP Chefe no Departamento de Segurança Institucional, ele acompanhou o governador em 25 comitivas e esteve no STF e até em Portugal. Acusação era de operar junto a fintechs
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) (@theserfstv.bsky.social) reposted
Black queer celebrity has a psychotic episode and rather than anyone help him people just pulled out their phones and filmed it for content. For days media speculated if it was drugs or some weird promotional stunt. Sick society.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
DESCONTO PRA PIX AGORA É DE 200 REAIS! BORA QUE BORA!
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
A galera vai passar o resto da vida querendo mostrar pra tia que fez a lição de casa todinha sem entender que a vida não liga.
Bruno Dias (@brunodias.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It's every scam we've ever known – in this case, spirit mediums – being automated and scaled. These systems should not exist. They should not be deployed. They should not be made or used. No amount of saying "well the genie is out of the bottle now" can change the moral reality of that.
Bruno Dias (@brunodias.bsky.social) reposted
The 'deadbot' thing is why I genuinely am so madly angry at people defending LLMs or going "what's the harm". That's the harm. It's a system for lying at scale. It is socially corrosive at its core. It can never be good. It can only do net harm.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
O de mega drive eh oq chega mais perto disso
Cosmic Marvel (@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social) reposted
25 years ago today, Neversoft’s ‘SPIDER-MAN’ game released.
Hank G (@neqone.bsky.social) reposted
Yup! #google #android #BigTechShouldNotExist
Lígia (@lilisousss.bsky.social) reposted
"em 2025 o Papa Leão XIV pede a evangelização dos povos indígenas da Amazônia. Temos a primeira grande vergonha desse papado" mais um da série "meu deus o papa é católico"
Laura (@gasseruto.bsky.social) reposted
um mano falou de facção criminosa na Faria Lima há um ano no Reddit
Sommelier de Narigudas (@felipete42.bsky.social) reposted
Brasil tinha o queijo e a faca na mão para regulamentar o streaming dentro da lei da TV paga e parar essa safadeza de não contribuir com a indústria local, mas como as coisas acontecem nesse cantinho do planeta, jogaram o queijo fora e o enfiaram a faca no cu. Já estava ruim, mas conseguiram piorar.
Luduvicu (@luduvicu.bsky.social) reposted
Será que a imprensa de Paris passou os últimos 20 anos diariamente falando que a Anne Hidalgo estava destruindo a mobilidade da cidade, amaldiçoando cada metro de ciclovia construindo, contabilizando cadê euro gasto em urbanização, dizendo que ela só governa pro centro expandido?
Cintia Loureiro (@cintialoureiro.com.br) reposted
Quero iniciar a campanha pelo fim da internet móvel e restabelecimento do sinal de AM Chega
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahaaaha eu tenho um pack de 1tb de seinfeld em 4k
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
Buford Pusser, the Tennessee sheriff who inspired the Hollywood movie “Walking Tall,” has been implicated in his wife’s murder
Catbus (@hayao.lol) reposted
Remembering a mistake I made fifteen years ago
Jeff Nascimento (@jnascim.info) reposted
“A Europa agora corre o risco de ser inundada por picapes e SUVs dos EUA superdimensionados e pouco regulamentados – veículos mais pesados, mais perigosos para outros motoristas, pedestres e ciclistas, e completamente desalinhados com a visão europeia de uma mobilidade mais segura e sustentável”
J.R. (@jrbolt.bsky.social) reposted
It was Rick Wilson who started the rumour btw. If you believed him, that's on you
Gex facts channel (@gexmedia.bsky.social) reposted
There was a Brazilian tv Gaming show called“Stargame”which aired on multishow from 1995-2000 and they showcase gex 1 to 3 to promote the games
Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
ً (@zan.bsky.social) reposted
they made an SVU episode about bluesky
Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted
Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
Gus Lanzetta (@guslanzetta.bsky.social)
Firefox users should migrate to waterfox