Mark Rylance Sorry but his whole schtick is just looking sad and talking really slowly in that voice. People just remember him because his scenes take so long
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Mark Rylance Sorry but his whole schtick is just looking sad and talking really slowly in that voice. People just remember him because his scenes take so long
I impress women by performatively reading Improve Your Coarse Fishing out in public
Nadine Dorries plays pool with a finger crossed over the tip of the cue
Did you ever watch that bizarre Spartacus TV series? 🫣 🥴
Nadine Dorries doesn't move her car off the drive when she has tradespeople working as "there's plenty of parking on the street"
Nadine Dorries uses the absorbent pads in packs of mince as face wipes
whats everyone doing for 9/11
Thoughts and prayers with the parents of lower league footballer Armani Little tonight 🙏
Pretty sure the guy who designed the Kenwood mixer also designed the Intercity 125 train 🤔. There was a BBC documentary about him
This was a pretty astonishing thing to come across. Slightly disappointed to find out it's part of an art trail rather than just a thing that's there somehow, but still
sorry what
Apologies if I've got the wrong Labour Nepo family but isn't Steve Richards' son now a Labour MP? 🙃
"ALDI back", or something 🥴
Perfect albums don't exist.
They’re talking about American football on Radio 5 😩 #5live
I'm on my phone you trouble maker. Motorola 😎
You literally @ me 🤣
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Radiobed more like (because they send you to sleep) #morelike
You'll never guess which TV channel was on in the house 😩
Some lovely 'China' thoughts on BBC Radio 4 courtesy of the dude from The Economist. Just the same stuff I've heard for the last 20 years about their economy 'slowing down'. Any minute now. Honest
I don't discuss politics with clients but one of my customers insists on shoe-horning Starmer into every conversation as if he's the equivalent of Stalin 🙄. You're retired and wealthy! Get some real problems
Sea air is good for recuperation.......
Unfortunately on a local level people just see pressure on local housing and old pubs/shops they once knew getting knocked down and replaced by ugly student flats. They don’t see how the local University expanding benefits them. Universities just want more foreign students for their fees
British woman discovers weather
I think she thinks basmati must only be served with curry (korma) and it’s a crime to serve it with anything else
Just the plain easy cook stuff
Not saying my mum is going mad but she complained the only rice you can buy in local shops is basmati rice and you can’t find the normal rice anymore (she’s going mad)
"Mum, I'm pretty sure Tesco, Spar and the Co-op still stock plain easy cook rice. Are you looking in the right place?"
ask not what your country can do for you, ask what's for dinner
it should be legally required to build fireplaces like this
If I was a retired boxer I would simply cultivate new hobbies and interests and spend more time with my family #theboxing
Should men be allowed soup
Oh aye. Delivering water was she? I bet she was 😏
Caskets aren't lowered in crematoriums of course. This has annoyed me all afternoon
(It's because a story leaked last year that no one in the cabinet wished him happy birthday. So they wanted to give him an extra big special birthday this year. Genuinely)
Very funny they're making a fuss about Starmer's birthday this year because the story last year was no one around the cabinet table wished him Happy Birthday
Playing over the speakers in the crematorium as your casket is lowered 😵
The upcoming Springsteen biopic is going to awful a) because all biopics suck b) he's going to overhear a conversation between 'Mary' and her boyfriend in a diner... Cut to a scene of him writing Thunder Road...... 🙄
Some of us are old enough to remember the last time he was president when he was definitely dying/coming down with dementia approx every 3 days 🙄
Learnt recently that Ridley Scott has made a film called Battle of Britain which I’m sure will lead to lots of normal discourse on Normal Island
Gary Tango in Paris
"Murder She Scrote" (Working porn title, open for suggestions)
To appease bankers Reeves says Thames Water should find ‘market-based solution’. Not possible. It is a monopoly, no competition, no choice. Since 1989 TW paid £10.4bn in dividends, £13.68bn interest payments. Rocketing bills, sewage in rivers. We can't afford more of the same. Nationalise water.
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RIP Beckatron
Watching cartoons as a kid I assumed sleep walking would play a much larger role in life
*the slow cooker at the back of the kitchen cupboard
Worth a watch if you need some new people in your life to hate 👍 www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Cor looks like a beastie
A few seconds in. 27 seconds
What's the tallest of the pointy mountains as you pan left? Looks fun to climb
Timothy Dalton is the best Bond
Quantum of Solace is good, actually The Pierce Brosnan films are shite They should have stopped after Skyfall
Drove past some kind of heritage bus tour that was parked up. But the bus was only from the 1970s or 80s. Loads of blokes stood in the road taking photos of it like it was a mythical creature
We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams www.youtube.com/watch?v=4acK...
Mad to think Diana lived long enough to see Mike Myers promoting Austin Powers on the National Lottery Live
Free cat name available: Edmonton
If I was England manager I would simply pick Jack Grealish in my squad if he was fit
Jane's Addiction
This tickled me and you a lot more than anyone else it would seem
Lovely to see them still at her side! ❤️
Sorry Geoff 😔. What awful news. Best wishes to you and your lovely dog
Watching Yellow Submarine, and I think the first time we see George might be the greatest introduction to any character in any film.
They couldn’t make the Life of Brian today because no one’s called Brian anymore. It would have to be the Life of Jayden
Soon be time for the brushed cotton duvet covers 😍
🤭 Innsbruck? More like Outsbruck
oh, hello
The Best Dad Driving Anthems……. Ever (Vol. 3)
Yes they were a thing I think 🤔. I had big fluffy dog slippers
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I sort of missed Partridge at the time but know the character so well anyway. Mid Morning Matters was the first AP series I actually watched. Loved it. I didn't think the recent BBC talk show thing was anything like as funny and basically gave up after a few shows 🤷🏻♂️
Fewer? 😬🤔
Less 'think tanks' more fish tanks
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Lovely dogs. Misunderstood! If Jack Russells were Rottweiler size they'd be a banned breed
of course it’s a banana in my pocket why would i be happy to see you
Very North American 😩 The Falls weren't as big as I was expecting either 🤣😬🤭🤫
#thefootball
If I was England manager I would simply pick Jack Grealish in my squad if he was fit
Friends...it's Friday! So here, for your enjoyment, is a 15th C. marginal fellow is off to have a good time with an amazing eel. I hope that your weekend plans include fun and amazing things, too! 🗃️🧪
rest assured. i have brought all the urine.
That's very kind. But in hindsight I probably don't actually need it 😆. Thanks though. Someone will be delighted to find it in a charity shop
Thinning out my record collection. Little sad to be charity shopping this
Wtf?! 😲🤯 NEED 🤣 🐟🐟🎣
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They never show you the casinos and hotels next to it do they? 🙄
😎 youtu.be/Y1D3a5eDJIs
First time in 3 months
It's properly raining 🫠🥳🎉🎊🎉
Any curses?
No
🤣 it's ok. Good luck on the eagle hunt 🤞🦅
Saw some of these yesterday irl! Very cool 🐮
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