The day that law passed we lost our country.
Iโm just vibing over here. ๐ฝ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ณ๐พ๐ฉ Odds are, Iโm jokin. Donโt expect a timely response in DMs and weโll get along great.
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The day that law passed we lost our country.
They profit on our hunger, illness, and fear then call us entitled and lazy.
lol!! I wish she slept peacefully in 99% sure the girls got insomnia
Iโm giving her the life I always needed tbh
DUDE. So fuckin real. If my kid didnโt love the play place I doubt Iโd ever go tbh
๐ oh for sure lol sheโs actually pretty cool with being told no bc she knows if I say no itโs gotta be for a good reason ๐คฃ
Great Iโve explained the movie and showed her a penny wise picture and now she desperately wants to watch ๐ญ
I actually just had to stare at it for a minute to see what youโre talking about but now I canโt unsee it!!
Haha ooooo! Sheโs much too young to know that reference but Iโll pass the sentiment along
McDonaldโs ice cream machines work all the time now, but at what cost? $2.39 for a vanilla cone thatโs the damn cost.
My daughter wouldnโt tolerate tbh. She likes to gift her art based on vibes ๐
And her doctors!!
Lmao literally ๐ It wasnโt something I planned but Iโm realizing more and more she may never have seen a man in charge ๐
I was wondering why she was so confused but my โvillageโ is all women. And my last job all the management was women. Her teachers are women and her principal. The librarians and play group leaders are also women so yeah I see the confusion ๐ญ
My daughter found out my boss is a man and she is genuinely confused. She literally doesnโt see men in charge at all in her life ๐ญ๐
Aww happy Friday to you too โบ๏ธ
RIGHT?!
I donโt think the cost is worth the good tbh
McDonaldโs ice cream machines work all the time now, but at what cost? $2.39 for a vanilla cone thatโs the damn cost.
Omg yes!! I feel like jack fruit would be hilariously large. Now Iโm wondering if I should cut the fruit in half too ๐
Oh I think sheโd love the challenge!!
My daughter wants to play โGuess the fruitโ for her birthday. A fruit is put in a box and you reach your hands in while blindfolded and try to guess the fruit. She seems to have invented this game all on her own?
I canโt believe this timeline is real. WHO IS HOSTING THIS INTERGALACTIC REALITY SHOW
Awww! Iโll remember that after spooky season โบ๏ธ
Itโs me!! I just wanted to join in the festivities
No you just have to hold everyone else to a higher standard
Aw ty ๐
Boo! ๐ป
How dare you bring code red into my home. Have you no consideration for my skin and biome?
Ty! โบ๏ธ felt the need for spooky ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
Ofc โค๏ธ
get in loser, more horror awaits us
If I had a world of my own, 90% of yall wouldnt make the cut ๐ฌ
A girl can dream
I canโt believe this timeline is real. WHO IS HOSTING THIS INTERGALACTIC REALITY SHOW
For me itโs the pink one
Taking extra smoke breaks to make my dreams a reality.
The American dream
โThe Townโ on SyFy? OK, if you insistโฆ
aliens were real but Dracula killed and ate them all sorry
Perks of the job more or less
Hopefully someone was there to kiss your boo-boos
Good idea
An honorable decision it was
Breeders and their trad wives who keep popping out cannon fodder and spew bigotry in the name of the lord.
Everyone: *swallowing crazy pills* Everyone: I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
Owls are smart and can fly
So sick of famous people and their names.
my foggy references were a bit obscure and they usually mist
Imagine crashing out on FB right now
โBloody pumpkinsโ - Artist unnamed age 4 acrylic on canvas 2025 #halloween #spooky #art
Her original due date was Halloween! Stubborn girl want ready to come out yet though ๐
Sheโs very excited about her first gold star ๐ญโบ๏ธ
She had painted the forest picture months ago and today decided she wanted to modify it ๐ she watches a lot of bob ross
To be fair!! The pumpkins are foam stickers ๐ but otherwise sheโs truly grasped the spooky spirit ๐ป
โBloody pumpkinsโ - Artist unnamed age 4 acrylic on canvas 2025 #halloween #spooky #art
Mama didnโt raise a liar!
โEvery Halloween story needs a little bit of glitter and glamโ - my preschooler making spooky art ๐โจ
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Iโve had to leave a voicemail at the dentist, the doctor, the bank, and the insurance place today. So, if you need me Iโll be fetal position by my phone well into next week.
Dude ๐ฅน I love this kids mind lol
I think I thought I thunk I knew
3rd eyes the charm
Saturday mornings are for coffee sips and quiet lips.
*recovering Mountain Dew addict ๐๐
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Obsessed ๐คฉ
Same โค๏ธ
Anti labels. Donโt you dare try to define me!!
Yaaaaas
Yessir ๐ซ
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Progress is progress ๐ฅฐ
Everyone needs to realize Habbo Hotel was the first Roblox
Oh yeas I just rotated all my fall clothes too โบ๏ธโบ๏ธ
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Ty!!!
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Ty ๐งก
A year ago I was horribly depressed. This year, Iโm proud to announce, I am less depressed!
Havenโt heard from you in a while!!
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Amen
Love ur spooky vibe!
My favorite time is night oโclock
I love her! But sometimes i need to stretch out lol
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I know right ๐ญ๐ฅน
Quite frankly idk what itโs like to have legroom
Yeah!! ๐ค๐ผ
I really want it ๐ญ๐ but my skin and tummy are thanking me
Just an American girl fighting fascism and Mountain Dew addiction
Itโs wild like, letโs make some memories and pick out a crazy dinner to make together โค๏ธ you deserve a grocery store love
Omg Iโm cracking up ๐โค๏ธ
Honestly if youโre cleaning youโre excused ๐โค๏ธ