Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to look that up. That looks a hell of a lot better than a pickled egg.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to look that up. That looks a hell of a lot better than a pickled egg.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Was in Munich for Oktoberfest in 2016. And, boy howdy, my alcohol tolerance sure wasn't what it used to be.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you increase your odds if you buy tickets at a place that sells pickled eggs and locally-made beef jerky.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Yes you can.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
McDermott: "I'm a little short." Grama: "How short?" McDermott: "The whole way."
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Belichick's first K's last game at Kenan game at Cameron 🤝 Focusing entirely on hype and not on a good, motivated opponent
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🎯
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Another couple of Horned Frog scores and I'm switching to bleach.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep thinking that "Manjack" sounds like a Bell+Howell product heavily advertised on the ACC Network.
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
KITCHENS: Huzzah! My masterpiece! I have created the perfect script that is absolutely guaranteed to score a touchdown in the blink of an eye! BELICHICK: That's great, Fred. And what about the unscripted drives? KITCHENS: The what?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
You know what goes well with a pick-6 just before halftime?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I see what you did there.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Who among us hasn't taken a dip in the Bynum Fountain?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. He caught five strawberries, five tangerines, and a small watermelon.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Ragusa's bodycam footage of Giuliani right before the "accident."
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
The Kannapolis Cannonballers game I went to the other week was Bark at the Park. A local rescue had two dachshunds in a wagon right behind my seat. I thought about Radio Flyer-ing them right to my car.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Security guy's body camera footage right before the "accident"
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
That's gold. Somebody should put "Sic transit gloria muddi" on a tee shirt. Get that copyright registered, Luke.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Conference USA
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Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree entirely. Been repping this all weekend.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
My morning commute takes me down Franklin, and that lane is blocked every single morning by Starbucks customers.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
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Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Mack Brown Kalen DeBoer 🤝 Losing games as a double-digit favorite
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
FSU gonna file another suit to leave the ACC when the Leon County courthouse opens on Tuesday.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Alas, no.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
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Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Good boy
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I've not been to Salsa. But I will be in Asheville late September and will change that.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
LOVE Sunny Point Cafe
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
@lebrownlow.bsky.social
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Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
This is bound to be Seth Davis' fault.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Thank goodness Joe Don Baker is not alive to see this.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to know where Ramses Jr's mother will be during football games. Right @denniscgoss.bsky.social and @uncalum83.bsky.social ?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
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Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
But when you hit the lottery tomorrow, I'll get right to work on getting you a golden visa in the European destination of your choice.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Alas, they are married to each other.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I mostly use it to call/chat with some family members who live in Europe. I occassionally use it to text friends here who prefer that platform.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I have prepared Chelles Enterprises LLC letterhead in anticipation.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
If there's one constant about Tata, it's that he constantly finds ways to immerse himself in sh*t.
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Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Good lord.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still team half-assed rinse.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
@uncalum83.bsky.social There are many GDsTBATH. Was this one of them? Or not so much?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
@currancampbell.bsky.social loves his hat, and, I hear, he'll be wearing it tonight while working Duke-Elon. And congrats to @shelbyswanson.bsky.social going full time at the N&O. She's a terrific talent. That was apparent during her DTH sports coverage days.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
That's absolutely what this guy was doing.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's hoping coaches and staff either decline those meetings or come to them and refuse to share any info.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
"Enormous" and "faith" doing a lot of lifting there.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
*need (Typos on my application materials are unhelpful, I realize)
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Relatedly, do I nees to renew my application prior to each drawing, or is the position open until filled?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
As your GC, I could include threats of litigation in the message.
Paul Collins (@paulcollins.bsky.social) reposted
The daughters of Hermann Göring's aide - who refused for years to talk with art-theft investigators - put their home in Argentina up for sale, and GUESS WHAT.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Kayla is all heart and grit. I bet she develops intona terrific coach.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
@drewmagary.bsky.social
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Shorty giving smooches to everyone he met. ❤️
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Enjoy! www.youtube.com/shorts/hsbzy...
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Given the lack of attention Ace receives from current ownership, I think he's gettable at a MUCH lower price point. Just have to make sure that current ownership doesn't know it's the newest bajillionaire making the offer. That's part of my GC responsibilities.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Done. Might I also suggest that you just buy Ace outright?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Will also set up and adminster the Brindy and Bruno Trust with some of the winnings.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Consider this my application to become general counsel for Chelles Enterprises LLC if you hit the lottery.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
That is an adorable mini-skirt
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Terrific piece, @lukedecock.bsky.social The Mudcats were one of one. Had fun times at Five County with Graham Cousins, @billygray.bsky.social , @stephenrambeau.bsky.social , and Benjie Barker. Going to sport my Mudcats hat this week. And, Wilson, Luke's right - Whirligigs was *right there*
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Standing by for the Ace-napping alert
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still waiting for you to help me steal Ace.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Student crowds be damned. Perfect day to sit outside and enjoy Merritt's.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
A photo you took that brings you inner peace
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bruno giving you the cold shoulder?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
A photo you took that brings you inner peace
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Not true.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
What's your Brindy's logo?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Surely there was some way to combine use of the "snug fit" pool leash with a spirited game of lawn darts.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Give me the over on the Danny Almonte age prop bet.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Were they radioactive?
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Chick fil A is advertising these with pictures in North Carolina elevator cars.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Too late.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Happiest of birthdays to K-Butter. Heartiest of FUs to Creighton, today and every day.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on, man.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Kramer demands that all Chapel Hill H&H employees get time off for Festivus. www.newsobserver.com/living/food-...
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Another thing we ticked off Ohio about. First in Flight and . . .
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)
Brick Top fed 'em to the pigs. www.cbsnews.com/news/pink-di...
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Thomas, on the other hand, never encountered any foul smelling material that he would not roll around in. 🤣
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
No millipede problem with Tater. Anything that moves (bugs, rustling leaves, plants swaying in wind) spooks him. So he's safe from millipedes, and they are safe with him.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
BOOGER!!!!
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
@uncalum83.bsky.social
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Unrelated, in the (flood ravaged remains of) Occoneechee Village in Hillsborough's River Park this weekend.
Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I know millipede stank all too well.