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Jay Campbell

@habeassnarkus.bsky.social

created August 25, 2023

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Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to look that up. That looks a hell of a lot better than a pickled egg.

4/9/2025, 12:22:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was in Munich for Oktoberfest in 2016. And, boy howdy, my alcohol tolerance sure wasn't what it used to be.

3/9/2025, 11:00:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you increase your odds if you buy tickets at a place that sells pickled eggs and locally-made beef jerky.

3/9/2025, 9:42:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. Yes you can.

3/9/2025, 3:43:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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McDermott: "I'm a little short." Grama: "How short?" McDermott: "The whole way."

2/9/2025, 3:29:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Belichick's first K's last game at Kenan game at Cameron 🤝 Focusing entirely on hype and not on a good, motivated opponent

2/9/2025, 3:25:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:46:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:11:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎯

2/9/2025, 2:10:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another couple of Horned Frog scores and I'm switching to bleach.

2/9/2025, 1:41:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep thinking that "Manjack" sounds like a Bell+Howell product heavily advertised on the ACC Network.

2/9/2025, 1:37:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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KITCHENS: Huzzah! My masterpiece! I have created the perfect script that is absolutely guaranteed to score a touchdown in the blink of an eye! BELICHICK: That's great, Fred. And what about the unscripted drives? KITCHENS: The what?

2/9/2025, 1:12:44 AM | 131 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what goes well with a pick-6 just before halftime?

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2/9/2025, 1:20:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you did there.

2/9/2025, 12:20:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

2/9/2025, 12:17:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who among us hasn't taken a dip in the Bynum Fountain?

1/9/2025, 7:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. He caught five strawberries, five tangerines, and a small watermelon.

1/9/2025, 12:07:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ragusa's bodycam footage of Giuliani right before the "accident."

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1/9/2025, 12:05:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

The Kannapolis Cannonballers game I went to the other week was Bark at the Park. A local rescue had two dachshunds in a wagon right behind my seat. I thought about Radio Flyer-ing them right to my car.

31/8/2025, 11:52:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Security guy's body camera footage right before the "accident"

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31/8/2025, 10:28:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes!

31/8/2025, 10:02:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's gold. Somebody should put "Sic transit gloria muddi" on a tee shirt. Get that copyright registered, Luke.

31/8/2025, 10:01:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conference USA

31/8/2025, 9:40:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

31/8/2025, 9:06:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree entirely. Been repping this all weekend.

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31/8/2025, 8:04:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My morning commute takes me down Franklin, and that lane is blocked every single morning by Starbucks customers.

31/8/2025, 6:47:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯

30/8/2025, 11:48:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mack Brown Kalen DeBoer 🤝 Losing games as a double-digit favorite

30/8/2025, 11:29:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FSU gonna file another suit to leave the ACC when the Leon County courthouse opens on Tuesday.

30/8/2025, 11:24:58 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alas, no.

30/8/2025, 4:32:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God bless you Lee Corso.

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30/8/2025, 4:00:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

30/8/2025, 3:24:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good boy

30/8/2025, 2:57:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

I've not been to Salsa. But I will be in Asheville late September and will change that.

29/8/2025, 10:41:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOVE Sunny Point Cafe

29/8/2025, 10:29:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@lebrownlow.bsky.social

29/8/2025, 8:20:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

29/8/2025, 7:54:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is bound to be Seth Davis' fault.

29/8/2025, 7:54:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:47:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank goodness Joe Don Baker is not alive to see this.

29/8/2025, 7:31:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to know where Ramses Jr's mother will be during football games. Right @denniscgoss.bsky.social and @uncalum83.bsky.social ?

29/8/2025, 7:26:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

29/8/2025, 3:09:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

But when you hit the lottery tomorrow, I'll get right to work on getting you a golden visa in the European destination of your choice.

29/8/2025, 3:09:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alas, they are married to each other.

29/8/2025, 3:07:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

I mostly use it to call/chat with some family members who live in Europe. I occassionally use it to text friends here who prefer that platform.

29/8/2025, 3:04:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have prepared Chelles Enterprises LLC letterhead in anticipation.

29/8/2025, 3:01:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)

If there's one constant about Tata, it's that he constantly finds ways to immerse himself in sh*t.

29/8/2025, 2:36:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

28/8/2025, 9:31:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good lord.

28/8/2025, 8:29:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still team half-assed rinse.

28/8/2025, 8:26:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@uncalum83.bsky.social There are many GDsTBATH. Was this one of them? Or not so much?

28/8/2025, 6:42:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@currancampbell.bsky.social loves his hat, and, I hear, he'll be wearing it tonight while working Duke-Elon. And congrats to @shelbyswanson.bsky.social going full time at the N&O. She's a terrific talent. That was apparent during her DTH sports coverage days.

28/8/2025, 2:08:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

That's absolutely what this guy was doing.

28/8/2025, 12:07:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's hoping coaches and staff either decline those meetings or come to them and refuse to share any info.

27/8/2025, 8:57:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

"Enormous" and "faith" doing a lot of lifting there.

27/8/2025, 3:28:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

*need (Typos on my application materials are unhelpful, I realize)

27/8/2025, 3:08:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

Relatedly, do I nees to renew my application prior to each drawing, or is the position open until filled?

27/8/2025, 3:07:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

As your GC, I could include threats of litigation in the message.

27/8/2025, 3:04:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Collins (@paulcollins.bsky.social) reposted

The daughters of Hermann Göring's aide - who refused for years to talk with art-theft investigators - put their home in Argentina up for sale, and GUESS WHAT.

27/8/2025, 12:35:41 AM | 2408 980 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

Kayla is all heart and grit. I bet she develops intona terrific coach.

26/8/2025, 11:07:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 11:01:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@drewmagary.bsky.social

26/8/2025, 10:57:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shorty giving smooches to everyone he met. ❤️

26/8/2025, 4:48:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoy! www.youtube.com/shorts/hsbzy...

26/8/2025, 3:15:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

Given the lack of attention Ace receives from current ownership, I think he's gettable at a MUCH lower price point. Just have to make sure that current ownership doesn't know it's the newest bajillionaire making the offer. That's part of my GC responsibilities.

25/8/2025, 7:14:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

Done. Might I also suggest that you just buy Ace outright?

25/8/2025, 7:11:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

Will also set up and adminster the Brindy and Bruno Trust with some of the winnings.

25/8/2025, 7:08:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social) reply parent

Consider this my application to become general counsel for Chelles Enterprises LLC if you hit the lottery.

25/8/2025, 7:04:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is an adorable mini-skirt

25/8/2025, 12:05:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Campbell (@habeassnarkus.bsky.social)

Terrific piece, @lukedecock.bsky.social The Mudcats were one of one. Had fun times at Five County with Graham Cousins, @billygray.bsky.social , @stephenrambeau.bsky.social , and Benjie Barker. Going to sport my Mudcats hat this week. And, Wilson, Luke's right - Whirligigs was *right there*

24/8/2025, 11:17:24 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Standing by for the Ace-napping alert

23/8/2025, 6:51:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm still waiting for you to help me steal Ace.

23/8/2025, 6:49:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Student crowds be damned. Perfect day to sit outside and enjoy Merritt's.

22/8/2025, 6:23:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

22/8/2025, 3:39:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A photo you took that brings you inner peace

22/8/2025, 3:16:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 3:04:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bruno giving you the cold shoulder?

22/8/2025, 2:36:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 12:08:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A photo you took that brings you inner peace

22/8/2025, 3:38:53 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 1:14:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

21/8/2025, 8:49:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not true.

21/8/2025, 4:03:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's your Brindy's logo?

21/8/2025, 3:48:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surely there was some way to combine use of the "snug fit" pool leash with a spirited game of lawn darts.

21/8/2025, 3:22:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give me the over on the Danny Almonte age prop bet.

20/8/2025, 11:43:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were they radioactive?

20/8/2025, 11:40:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chick fil A is advertising these with pictures in North Carolina elevator cars.

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20/8/2025, 8:25:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too late.

19/8/2025, 6:17:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happiest of birthdays to K-Butter. Heartiest of FUs to Creighton, today and every day.

19/8/2025, 2:07:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 10:59:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come on, man.

18/8/2025, 8:23:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kramer demands that all Chapel Hill H&H employees get time off for Festivus. www.newsobserver.com/living/food-...

18/8/2025, 7:52:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another thing we ticked off Ohio about. First in Flight and . . .

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18/8/2025, 7:38:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brick Top fed 'em to the pigs. www.cbsnews.com/news/pink-di...

18/8/2025, 7:28:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thomas, on the other hand, never encountered any foul smelling material that he would not roll around in. 🤣

18/8/2025, 6:26:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No millipede problem with Tater. Anything that moves (bugs, rustling leaves, plants swaying in wind) spooks him. So he's safe from millipedes, and they are safe with him.

18/8/2025, 6:18:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BOOGER!!!!

18/8/2025, 6:15:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@uncalum83.bsky.social

18/8/2025, 3:21:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unrelated, in the (flood ravaged remains of) Occoneechee Village in Hillsborough's River Park this weekend.

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18/8/2025, 2:57:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I know millipede stank all too well.

18/8/2025, 2:54:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view