Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
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She/Her. Dodgers | Comets. President of the Emmet Sheehan and Justin Wrobleski appreciation society. Walker Buehler & Chris Taylor apologist. Let the kids play.
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Yay carbs!
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Ben Rortvedt allegedly got pulled from the game today. That’s a choice.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I am aware this is a bit, but I think this actually confirms it 🙂↕️
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Chuckie Robinson, welcome to the taxi squad
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Are they all from the chiefs? 😂
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I’m kind of anticipating having October free at this point, but I enjoyed the bestie pitching trifecta nonetheless 🤷🏻♀️
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Not touching the Mariners game either 🙅🏻♀️
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The Comets are down by six, we are not even going there today.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
That jump was awesome
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
He actually just said stfu Hanna, I am making that postseason roster
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 You know what to do!
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a fucking asshole, as to be expected. I’m taking this one personal 🤬
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what could turn this around? You got room for two more in the basement? 🤣
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My 11am just got cancelled and because no one knows how to hit, at least I get to see Justin pitch the final two innings in what might be his final big league outing of the year 🥲
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate it here
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s accused him of not throwing back the right ball. The clip he posted clearly shows him checking to make sure he had the beat up one and tossed that for authentication 🙄
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Nice, Justin
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m still trying to see what exactly it hit, an errant thread off the side of a button?
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not surprised either; he’s just farming engagement like the professional pest he is. The comments are gross.
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Get wrecked, he went
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Well… at least Justin doesn’t have to follow Blake tomorrow…
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine attacking Emmet’s character like that. I’m not surprised. Just pissed.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Ben Verlander is a piece of shit, pass it on.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Solid work Benji
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not getting my unicorn outing 😒
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
He had a particularly nasty rehab outing in Sacramento that showcased the swing and miss exceptionally well. I do worry they’re going to have too many pitchers soon. There’s going to be a backlog in OKC when Gavin Stone and River Ryan start making their way back. I hope Emmet keeps his spot
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup! I hope he’s happy with the progress he’s made coming back from TJ, to already be working without a pitch limit (mostly) is awesome. Once they get the pitch mix down, he’s going to be unstoppable
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I get that. At least one of your teams is sparking joy.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I am genuinely happy for you (and Hunter) but after you beat on Bryan yesterday, you didn’t need to be so mean to George today 😂
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I LOVE this for him, thanks for the update 🙏🏻
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to remain somewhat optimistic
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Kopech is warming, that scares me even more than the lack of offence
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. If I wasn’t emotionally invested in the pitching I’d have turned it off
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t wait to see them *checks notes* struggle, against the Mets in the wc
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No words
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GODDAMNIT So close Rush
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
If they do nothing here I might agree with you
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Atta boy!
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
They’re used to you blowing smoke up 22’s ass, Orel
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
You know what’s more enjoyable than watching the Dodgers try to hit? Getting a teeth clean
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it’s bark at the park night at american family field so they are using pictures of cats for the opposing team’s lineup 😭😭😭
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s excruciating, I agree. They’re so inconsistent.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re gonna come back in post and say imaging is clear 🤞🏻
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C’mon Free
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Way to battle back Emmet!!!
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Please don’t let him have anything more than a hang nail 🤦🏻♀️
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
I hope Will is okay, but I don’t hate this battery.
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Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
A walk, Alex. If nothing else get them on the board my dude.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
For the love of all that is holy do NOT fuck this up
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look, the *exact* same spot
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Atta boy Rush
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah… hi, Chuckie Robinson?
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
This zone is a mess
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Seems like a timely time to mention that neither of the catchers in OKC are… exceptionally good
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
You have my permission at this point
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet you feel especially shitty now
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I was hoping we could manifest some positive vibes 😭
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
You absolute flops What did Emmet ever do to you
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Kiké, it’s October 13th
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Andy, please
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Atta boy Temu Cap
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Doesn’t give up HRs? Time to say challenge accepted, lads
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Avenge him, Champ’s dad
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
EXACTLY. Now he’s got a chance to get right and they have a chance to make the right decision re: Kirby
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s absolute bullshit.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
He should have been out of this inning five pitches ago, blue
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Mark Prior almost looked like he approved after that fastball strike out, wonders will never cease
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Gentlemen.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Wick sleeves, energy drink, Justin’s pitching today 🙌🏻
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
Hearing that the antithesis of fun “should be” going second in the rotation in the postseason makes me want to puke
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Not enough of them do and they sit on injuries for too long which has a lasting impact later in the season. They should be selfish in that sense for the good of everyone else. But I’m biased, if that means an opportunity for a kid, so be it!
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
For you but also for Andy because she’s there. Trust!
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
What I do appreciate it that Shohei didn’t try to be a hero and say he could pitch through it.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard a rumour they’re actually going to get their shit together today, dw.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I would have settled for good vibes but I will take any and all encouragement sent his way!!! You might see Justin today too, I’m basically living through you vicariously right now.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Emmet won’t let you down
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
I have to work this Saturday, so Shohei decided to catch a little late summer cold for me, bless. Hand sanitiser sponsorship deal incoming.
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
If Ves is returning Sunday, gonna need everyone to manifest that the corresponding move involves Kirby, thanks 🙏🏻
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember I know nothing about American football, this is purely a vibes things 🤷🏻♀️
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Google tells me his name is Khalil Shakir and he is a WR
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
The guy from the bills whose name I don’t know who rescued 19 days from euthanasia this week!
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
You know one of them is secretly a yapper and has archived notes
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Need that tell all book re: this season and the mess it’s been IMMEDIATELY
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Knew you would be!
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’s maybe to pit Shohei against Skenes 🤔
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I was also going to make a teeny tiny joke about Shohei not pitching because he’s not “performing” (I’m sure like you said, it’s an extra day of rest) but people are *s e n s i t i v e*
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Appreciate you 🫡 I was on my bullshit early 😂 bsky.app/profile/hahn...
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social)
I also don’t want to alarm anyone / not that anyone cares but me / but Justin hasn’t pitched since last Wednesday. Potential unicorn outing, Hanna’s version, loading???
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
Brb adding a fake meeting to Microsoft Teams for this morning
Hanna (@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot you had such a good seat. That’s awesome. I can’t wait to be inundated with everything twice before I see them