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Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@haitchkay.bsky.social

He/him. Miserable and gay. Gay and miserable. Guns, video games, TTRPG nonsense, bad take generator. Big Boss did nothing wrong.

created August 2, 2023

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Profile picture Murdoink (@murdoink.com) reposted

finally a celebrity I know at RAW

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9/9/2025, 3:42:34 AM | 2152 607 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you serious?

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8/9/2025, 10:27:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

The NRA, Firearms Policy Coalition, and Gun Owners of America have all thankfully publicly opposed a gun ban for trans people.

8/9/2025, 10:24:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

The NRA literally came out in opposition to this and does not support a ban on trans people owning guns. Learn to read.

8/9/2025, 10:23:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 小峢秀倫 (@hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp) reposted

8/9/2025, 9:28:08 AM | 549 94 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard this in David's voice and now I'm sad...

8/9/2025, 2:37:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

That's fuckin stupid and anyone saying that is just as fucking stupid

7/9/2025, 12:22:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Doing that kind of shit is explicitly leftist in nature

6/9/2025, 11:21:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Minty (@tfkaminty.bsky.social) reposted

@patstaresat.bsky.social goes to Gotham

6/9/2025, 6:02:56 PM | 310 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

god, Flesh Simulator rules.

6/9/2025, 6:48:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

So who's going to be the hero to Do The Big Thing that will stop the current leader of the US government

6/9/2025, 6:37:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture We Have Always Existed: Transgender History (@transgenderhistory.bsky.social) reposted

Time is a flat circle

A queer protest from idk the 80s maybe? It's got a guy with a mustache holding up a life size cardboard coffin that says
6/9/2025, 1:25:23 PM | 2362 716 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I still remember how fucking mad people got at FPC a few years ago when they said that non-violent criminals should be allowed to own guns and back then they were very much so "rights for everyone or no rights for anyone" so it's good to see they haven't buckled

5/9/2025, 4:34:33 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

Fucking foot was already in my mouth before I started speaking, it seems. Glad to see FPC isn't full of gutless cowards.

5/9/2025, 4:28:42 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

Can't wait to see if FPC makes an excuse for why they aren't publicly saying the same thing yet.

5/9/2025, 4:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Genuinely fucking shocked.

5/9/2025, 4:16:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yea no Bloodstained is absolutely top tier as well. Beats the pants off of Hollow Knight.

5/9/2025, 3:25:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's just my brain going "nah no one wants to read that shit" when no, I have actual proof that people do very much so want to read that shit. So my brain is just an asshole.

5/9/2025, 2:50:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

I looked at my story drafts on my PC last night and once again started thinking of publicly posting some of my more tame stuff instead of letting it sit to rot while I work on my "maybe you should go to therapy" smut I actually post on AO3.

5/9/2025, 2:44:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn trans women can double jump AND they can drop from orbit and have dope armor? That's crazy, good for y'all.

5/9/2025, 2:31:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I just don't get the hype. It's the most Average game to ever be Average. Super Metroid dances circles around it.

5/9/2025, 2:29:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

US SF doing awful shit incompetently? Must be a day ending with Y.

5/9/2025, 2:28:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

As someone who doesn't give a shit about Silksong, it's very funny to see people mad about not being able to buy it

4/9/2025, 2:40:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

I just air racked a 1911 for the first time in my life and I think I actually felt my body generate more testosterone

4/9/2025, 3:25:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

youtu.be/SnMyroAH0rg

4/9/2025, 1:22:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

I AM NOW A HOMO LIBERAL

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4/9/2025, 1:11:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted

once again tapping the sign

3/9/2025, 1:27:55 AM | 6689 1542 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Baume πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@mattbaume.bsky.social) reposted

When we talk about how "Magneto was right," this is why -- here he is, correctly predicting how this is going to go. It starts with dehumanizing; then that leads to tracking; tracking leads to arrests; arrests lead to camps; camps lead to genocide.

2/9/2025, 8:09:10 PM | 1425 586 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan MacMaster The Sweetheart of the Internet (@duncanwriter.bsky.social) reposted

Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material. Oh my.

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2/9/2025, 5:18:52 PM | 6989 1120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you have to call us out man

2/9/2025, 5:42:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted

why can't the democrat messaging on trans people be "no, we are not going to force children to undergo genital inspections in order to play sports"

31/8/2025, 9:56:15 PM | 3707 875 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally the same fucking shit these people were saying in the 60's/70's about gay people. They're just doing the same thing over again because they lost the fight to remove gays from society and are attacking trans people because they're an "easier" target. Fucking disgusting.

2/9/2025, 3:47:19 PM | 46 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

A sitting US congressmen is openly saying this about trans people.

Alt text: Screenshot of a news excerpt quoting U.S. Rep. Brandon Gill. The text says he described β€œtransgenderism” as a β€œdisease” and condemned what he called predators pushing it onto children. A block quote follows: β€œTransgenderism is not only a disease, it’s a dark distortion of natural order and God-ordained gender,” Gill told The Dallas Express. He continued, β€œThis woke, weird ideology is mutilating children and being shoved down their throats by predators in education and media. Those who further entrap the young and vulnerable should face consequences.”
2/9/2025, 3:23:16 PM | 1640 429 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

I really need to get serious about getting into shape but fuck me man every time I think about it I realize that even if I got my diet right, I have *literally no option for going to a gym*.

2/9/2025, 3:21:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry but "actually just call me a they" is the most Grant Morrison thing I've ever fucking heard

2/9/2025, 3:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Chip could come out and say that this LP is part of what got him the job at Remedy and I'd believe it. It's genuinely a fantastic showing of his skills as an editor.

2/9/2025, 3:11:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I know I joke about living out of spite but this is part of it. There's so many fucking great things out there despite how bad it's getting, and I'm never going to let the people who want me gone win.

2/9/2025, 3:10:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

It's extremely disheartening to learn about the genai stuff but also I can't believe this is how I learn that Morrison uses they/them

2/9/2025, 3:07:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

After Death Stranding 2 I feel like we can just like, go ahead and fully claim Kojima for the gays.

2/9/2025, 3:04:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Worm Girl (@worm-girl.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I feel like it would be less homoerotic if they actually had sex.

2/9/2025, 10:28:14 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

This is quite literally how most Kojima games go and Death Stranding 2 takes it to previously unseen levels.

2/9/2025, 3:01:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw hell yea cooking stream is on the list, dope! Also oh my god Pat, you're playing with fire with some of these lmao

31/8/2025, 5:55:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Say this about literally any other demographic and see how fucking stupid you sound

29/8/2025, 6:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention the fact that rich people will absolutely find ways to get around any bans, just like they did with Prohibition, and it will WITHOUT QUESTION create more illegal markets for obtaining firearms. And again: criminals will still have guns, they will not give them up.

29/8/2025, 4:23:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

"just ban all guns" is an insane pipe dream that ignores the logistics of how it would have to be enforced or the reality that a *lot* of civilians will straight up die in the process because of trigger happy law enforcement.

29/8/2025, 4:21:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

There will be an untold amount of both civilian and police/federal deaths in the attempt to confiscate all firearms than you realize and it will take years for it to even happen, during which *no* criminal elements will stop having firearms.

29/8/2025, 4:19:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lou-ellen (@louceph.com) reposted

Oh god. Oh fuck.

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29/8/2025, 2:05:15 AM | 3468 1024 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea fuckin, Prohibition literally caused more problems than it solved, by a wide margin, and we're *still* fucking dealing with some of them

29/8/2025, 3:11:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

Man I really want to hear some opinions about Delta from some Metal Gear fanatics. I'm so indecisive about if I want to pick it up.

29/8/2025, 2:18:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Dickey (@colindickey.com) reposted

I could not fucking care less if my actual life depended on it

WSJ: Mamdani's Pledged Rent Freeze Is Rattling Mom-and-Pop Landlords The Democratic mayoral candidate's plans involving NYC's rent-stabilized units will lead owners to sell, some small landlords say By Redmond Bernhold
28/8/2025, 2:52:43 PM | 2335 349 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey real quick what were the immediate ramifications of banning alcohol in the US?

29/8/2025, 2:11:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally impossible to do in the US due to the sheer scale of firearms ownership. Also fuck you, us minorities deserve the right to defend ourselves against fascists.

29/8/2025, 2:09:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

I really want to pick up a pair of Dr. Martens before the NIN concert in a few weeks but man I really have been spending too much money lately

28/8/2025, 6:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

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28/8/2025, 5:09:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.

28/8/2025, 5:06:03 PM | 930 445 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Can he be any cooler

28/8/2025, 2:27:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

This is quite literally something out of the fascist playbook. You are an idiot and are literally falling for the right-wing propaganda about Communism that's been going on since McCarthy.

27/8/2025, 7:48:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

The word you're thinking of is Fascism, not Communism. You think it's Communism because of literal decades of right-wing propaganda

27/8/2025, 7:45:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

IIRC the head executive of one of those soulless companies flat out said "we would not be able to function if we didn't ignore copyright laws" so yea they know

27/8/2025, 7:39:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Tobias incapable of not looking just a little fruity in every picture of him (This is not a complaint)

27/8/2025, 5:13:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Perfect Union (@moreperfectunion.bsky.social) reposted

The family of 16-year-old Adam Raine, who took his own life after ChatGPT helped him write a suicide note and advised him not to disclose a previous attempt to his parents, is suing OpenAI and CEO Sam Altman for wrongful death. fortune.com/2025/08/27/a...

27/8/2025, 4:40:01 PM | 665 157 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Tetsuo the Iron Man

27/8/2025, 2:40:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that an intentional artistic decision to mimic sepia film tone is just "piss filter" now

27/8/2025, 2:54:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I absolutely hate that people were just calling it "a typical mid-2000's piss filter" when we LITERALLY have Yoji Shinkawa on record saying that the sepia filter was an intentional artistic decision to mimic older spy films from the 60's

27/8/2025, 2:52:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

A serious but fun answer: a cooking stream with you and Paige

27/8/2025, 2:50:53 AM | 67 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird that they skipped from 5 to 7 tho

27/8/2025, 12:09:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

Kojima I JUST STOPPED CRYING YOU CANT HIT ME WITH "IN MEMORY OF RYAN KARAZIJA" AT THE END KF FHE CREDITS WHAT THE FUCK MAN

27/8/2025, 12:08:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Kojima got my ass fucking bawling like a baby for 20 minutes straight. I never thought he could top DS1 but he did.

26/8/2025, 11:56:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

Death Stranding 2 done. A to A+. 95/100. My review is: Go hug someone you love, and tell them how much they mean to you.

26/8/2025, 11:53:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

Goddamn bottoming after not doing it for so long really just makes your leg not want to cooperate anymore huh

23/8/2025, 3:14:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

But what if I am no mother, I am no bride, but I AM king?

22/8/2025, 10:05:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

BSG is dropping Tarkov's 1.0 release right after fucking BF6 and the new COD game while Tarkov is still missing *tons* of gameplay mechanics and core gameplay features. They're leaving this fucking game out to die lmao

21/8/2025, 9:37:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reposted

This is the part where they're going to pretend every single one of us who were correct about "AI" for the past few years actually wasn't, because that would mean the media, tech executives and most of Wall Street were wrong.

19/8/2025, 1:50:17 PM | 2405 956 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

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19/8/2025, 3:08:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Gur tnzr yvgrenyyl unf n Puveny NV gryy Fnz "jr'er tbvat gb znxr uhznavgl fgntanag naq borqvrag" naq Qvr-Uneqzna fubjf hc gb shpxvat fvat n cbc-wnmm irefvba bs OO'f Yhyynol naq qnapr gb vg.

19/8/2025, 3:07:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

God I can't fucking believe that Hideo Kojima decided to show [MASSIVE GODDAMN DEATH STRANDING 2 SPOILERS] ubj NV jvyy arire gehyl ercynpr gur uhzna fcvevg orpnhfr vg pnaabg haqrefgnaq fcbagnarvgl be nofgenpg perngvivgl ol univat Qvr-Uneqzna fubj hc sbe n shpxvat onyyre qnapr ahzore bhg bs abjurer.

19/8/2025, 3:05:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

God bless Hideo Kojima for putting Death Stranding 2 in the Toxic Yaoi genre

18/8/2025, 2:03:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nora πŸ”œ Worlds πŸ‘Ύ (@norainthefuture.tv) reposted

i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there’s support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – this one is pretty special πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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16/8/2025, 4:10:46 AM | 7903 2012 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

Unfortunately for the general state of my mental health, I am still thinking about this

13/8/2025, 9:02:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Genuinely one of the worst things I've ever put to type in my life and one time someone paid me actual real life money to write about Leon Kennedy vomiting back up a load from a Licker

13/8/2025, 5:16:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

A truly, just genuinely awful idea born out of a yapping session with a friend: Toxic yandere yaoi with straight to gay, but it's the yandere forcing himself to be gay for the other guy

13/8/2025, 5:15:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FalKoopa 🌈 (@falkoopa.in) reposted

Actual ad for soda from a theatre near my apartment. I have… no clue what they were thinking

11/8/2025, 10:52:43 AM | 1241 566 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

Hey it's that thing people constantly say video game movies should be doing.

11/8/2025, 2:46:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I hit 33 last month and my brain has been in perpetual "I gotta do X Y and Z while I'm still young" mode

10/8/2025, 7:04:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Elder Memes (@theeldermemes.bsky.social) reposted

A guar against a trans flag background. Text says
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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

It literally plays like a slightly faster paced Battlefield 4. That's it. It's still slower than CoD and doesn't have all of the absurd goofy movement stuff.

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

What the fuck do you mean the Hazbin Hotel studio is making a Homestuck animated show

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Why the fucking feet emoji What are they trying to imply

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Doing dailies for N-Coins

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Profile picture Hatok (@hatok.bsky.social) reposted

what if woolie's n pass worked like a battle pass

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

What the fuck is wrong with my ex

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what the tipping point was for him to go from saying 2A rights for all to being like this. Is courting right wing audiences really that profitable?

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Profile picture Lady Emily β˜„οΈ (@ladyemily.nebula.tv) reposted

You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, I'm so fucking tired of being as overweight as I am and I know it's entirely my fault for letting it get this bad but every time I try to start doing better, I get scared of failing and end up giving up. I need to just fucking power through this and take my health seriously

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

God I really need to get serious about trying to lose weight before I get into the latter half of my 30's

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck is wrong with him?

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a member of the Glock Non-Enjoyer Club and yea nah Glocks are still overwhelming the best handgun to go for if you need an affordable pistol that Just Fucking Works and is easy to use.

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Profile picture headfallsoff (@headfallsoff.com) reposted

this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social) reply parent

THEY LITERALLY TURNED SUPPORT INTO MY DREAM CLASS

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Profile picture Haitch Kay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@haitchkay.bsky.social)

THEY PUT MEDIC GEAR ON SUPPORT SO NOW SUPPORT HAS AMMO, MEDS, DEFIB, AND FUCKING MACHINE GUNS OH MY GOD IM GONNA FUCKING CUM

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