Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Yesssss 🙌🏻
She/her Cis Mama living in Mi'kma'ki. Knitting, crochet, books, sailing, and data nerd stuff.
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Yesssss 🙌🏻
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
The music rules in the car are no Slipknot before 8am and no Smiths after 8pm 😴🥱
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
wtf are you talking about, Reg, you have like, eleventy kids?!
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“Cool”
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I have two teenagers. One tortures me with Slipknot the other with The Smiths. Where did I go wrong.
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What time is 2pm @marsha.bsky.social ?
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
I am one of these just checking BlueSky for the first time since yesterday? The day before? am yelling YELLING
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😉
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😂
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It looks like it was growing under someone’s dryer vent! So cute!!
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
What grass? You mean the brown crunchy stuff out back of our building?
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
Facebook doesn’t think I’m human so suspended my account. 🙃
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t talk about him, he might reappear.
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Ok, had to call in again and this person was super nice. I hope they have a great day.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
He would never be mean to me regarding IT stuff. Just everything else.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Suuuuuuure
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I had the audacity of asking, “hey, how’s your morning going?” to set the tone.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Idk but man it’s not a great experience. 2/10
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark!
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are so many people at the help desk cranky and annoyed?
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
It is 8:40am and I am on hold with IT.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
In these instances the “it takes a village act” applies and you are obligated to sternly tell this kid to knock it off.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like winning the lotto
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🎶Let it raaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiann🎶
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
How long have you been taking it?
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Her metabolism still works 😆
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
I just wanted to sell some things online so I made a Facebook account. Half my family declined my friend requests and the other half texted me asking if it was real. I am vexed.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Yessssss amazing.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
My NP suggested I try the creatine monohydrate to help get my head on straight and help with sleeping. Has anyone else tried this?
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
This is pomegranate lemonade, 5mg of creatine monohydrate, and topped with some mango bubbly. I’m calling it Lemonade Grenade.
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Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not taking the blame for that, Matt.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
If they keep the sample coffins, the nap time cots are sorted.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
😑 sounds like epic passing of the buck.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
She sent me and I’m waiting for results. 😉
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Maybe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Maybe not but it’s the truth.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I truly appreciate her
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof, that is dismissive! That sucks you had that experience. My NP sent me for bloodwork and suggested some options for me to think about until we meet to review the bloodwork.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
She mentioned in the appointment that “they didn’t teach us any of this stuff”. I suspect “assume it is” approach is probably the best advice.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Her honesty is one of the things I appreciate about her most. She was equally as frustrated.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
Last week I saw my family practitioner, told her my symptoms, asked her, “Is this perimenopause?” And I stg, this woman (who is my age) exhaled deeply, sat back in her chair, and quietly mumbled to herself “Fuck, I don’t know.” #womenshealth
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, my mother sent me to a pox party and I ended up in the hospital.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha oh no….
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 “I couldn’t take it anymore either”
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s sounds awesome. 😬
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. Didn’t you go through this before!? Dear Lord.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
On the first day of grade 5 my kid put his hand up when the teacher asked if anyone knew an example of a mineral and he said, “ice!” And she was like, “Nope.” The other kids giggled. So the next day he carried his giant textbook of rocks and minerals into school and told her she could borrow it.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus Christine
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
If the water buffalo herd is under water, they can keep the bigger boat line.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume they travel in herds based only on The Flintstones.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
This is amazing. I wouldn’t want to get in their way. Someone should remake Jaws with water buffalo.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
What what what what what!!!
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
The author must have had some strongly worded emails. lol
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
I sure hope it doesn’t take them that long.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not closed door though! It’s “slow burn” except it’s a trilogy! 🤦🏻♀️
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
Just finished a romance novel and no one took their pants off the entire time. So I ordered the second book in the series. 🤞🏻
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😐
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😒
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You don’t need these documents notarized in Nova Scotia or New Brunswick for them to be legal.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually forgot about kijiji lol
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
I have a set of bunk beds in great condition that we no longer need. How do people sell these sorts of things without a Facebook account?
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d definitely check it out
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
If a song has horns that are not aggressive, I don’t wanna hear it.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Bronwyn!!! WHAT!?
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
On purpose. It was an autocorrect things I’ve embraced. Jesus Christine is like, Jesus’s younger, hard looking sister. She’s got a couple tattoos from a guy she met at Burning Man. She never has her share of the rent money on time but she’s generous with her smokes and expletives.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
Jesus Christine this is my ex and kids 🤦🏻♀️
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
The real question is what written directions did you leave for your daughters in case you’re still alive but unable to make your own health care decisions.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you write it down? You should definitely write it down.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not just peace of mind, it’s also taking care of your family so they don’t have stress if things go sideways with you.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
Anyway, get yourself a will. At the very least, make a health care directive and assign someone as your enduring power of attorney for personal care. These are free and legal documents you can make yourself.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
💯
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
No, Derek, only girls can be cheerleaders, nurses, and teachers. 🙄
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
Holy ol’ fiddlin ol’ fuck. That reporter that asked about a homeless encampment needs to slow their roll.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Do I?
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Jen, don’t encourage this behaviour.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Appreciate you. 😘
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s beautiful
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OceanGate
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Most fiddlers know of her. She was still attending kitchen parties with her fiddle into her 90s.
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youtu.be/nM53Uyqei6M?...
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Peter, do you not know who Matilda Murdoch is?
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
If Nova Scotia is dancing to the Mull River Shuffle to hail the rain, Miramichi should be dancing the Loggieville Two-Step.
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Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
Are they trying to start the zombie apocalypse? Because this is how you start the zombie apocalypse.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
Drop an older person you’re going to turn into in the future:
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Farthest I’ve been: N: Amsterdam, Netherlands E: Wolfsburg, Germany S: Tampa, Florida W: Kyoto, Japan
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
This whole stupid week has been slow and long and too busy for a short week. I want a refund.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social)
… … … THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. 😞
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy ol fiddlin ol arseholes. Don’t you just take that off of him, them’s fighting words.
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
This looks like something out of Fallout
Krystal (@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social) reply parent
You hear the bell over the door *ding* and the shopkeeper, a traditionally handsome man in his late 20s turns around from the shelf he’s stocking, smiles at her and says, “Morning, Allie!”