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Hanna

@hannamaypost.dftba.social

Poorly drawn, fully cursed.

created July 22, 2023

498 followers 147 following 1,529 posts

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Nadine the Supreme!

4/9/2025, 12:59:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Birthday girl must name pigeon!

3/9/2025, 10:36:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He got Amelie’d and he is so small he fell in a toaster. He forged podcasting equipment from the guts of the toaster to make this appearance. Please send an egg on a spoon.

3/9/2025, 6:58:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happiest of birthdays to @elisa.dftba.social! Thank you for being the coolest of cats, the doodler of coloring pages, the talk downer of stressed Hannas, and human servant of Potato, Patsy, and P-Olive.

3/9/2025, 11:33:17 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)

You got any bird seed?

Crocheted pigeon from the side Crocheted pigeon from the back Crocheted pigeon from the front
3/9/2025, 11:29:07 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is more my vibe, tbh.

2/9/2025, 10:06:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

Sooooooooo 🫣

2/9/2025, 6:36:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

How about we just pick that foot you can’t get a shot for?

2/9/2025, 1:51:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

Tumblr is within us all and never stops tumblin’.

2/9/2025, 1:28:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who go was given a Merthur edit recently, I can only conclude that we are in a time warp.

2/9/2025, 1:09:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Ginger Cat Appreciation Day, Howdy! Forever my ham sandwich.

Howdy, an orange and white cat, lays in bed and holds hands with his human.
1/9/2025, 7:56:46 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Behold! Wizard.

Crocheted frog with a wizard hat. Crocheted frog with a wizard hat and a butt. Crocheted frog with a wizard hat staring into the camera.
31/8/2025, 2:05:38 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My electric fly swatter and I are on our way.

31/8/2025, 2:03:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

I get a lot of pictures of my dad’s cats but have to hear about major life events from my mom. Ah, parents.

30/8/2025, 9:51:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:28:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

AH DOUBLE BIRTHDAY!

30/8/2025, 2:05:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

The baby tiger chose you. You alone are worth.

28/8/2025, 2:51:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😭you drew stars around my scars but now I’m bleeding😭💔

28/8/2025, 1:04:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a big Downton gal, my review is Gilded Age is more fun on TikTok than in real life.

27/8/2025, 11:01:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makes me nervous. 👀

27/8/2025, 12:45:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

I’m just hoping he doesn’t make us run the mile today.

26/8/2025, 5:21:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In exchange I will teach a very bad hockey class that is mainly vibes.

26/8/2025, 3:02:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do I need to get into this sport?

26/8/2025, 2:45:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He will live rent free in our minds forever.

26/8/2025, 1:39:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

Is this a campus gym?

26/8/2025, 1:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

Is he elderly? Elderly workout outfits tend to be unique and inventive.

26/8/2025, 12:02:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

Jolly

26/8/2025, 3:20:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

Not many offer this service in Nowhere, Texas. 😔

26/8/2025, 12:55:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I could cut my hair with a sword, it would be the best. Be gone, long hair!

26/8/2025, 12:35:46 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we have a little single with our thirst trap please? We are so parched.

25/8/2025, 5:53:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, if I could take a good photo, I would make an event out of it too.

25/8/2025, 5:19:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it a variant or a single?!

25/8/2025, 5:16:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Long may she reign. Gazoonkas!

24/8/2025, 11:16:54 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get the vibe they are jilted lovers.

24/8/2025, 3:12:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made a new friend at the grocery store. He keeps calling me cousin and wants me to buy some shady art on his steamboat. Should I trust him?

Fox stuffed animal
24/8/2025, 3:04:04 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh little Froggy. You have died.

23/8/2025, 10:09:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😮 my orange son is perfect

23/8/2025, 6:52:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gimme dem toe beans

23/8/2025, 5:39:50 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

Sibling love - every brother is a bean deep down.

23/8/2025, 5:35:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giving the beanple what we want.

23/8/2025, 5:33:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday! I can’t believe REN gets to pet Petri! Some are truly blessed!

21/8/2025, 11:16:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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- it’s a test center, baby just say test - she’ll never get your testing like I do - this test is real, not studying is bad, the semester is alive back from the dead oooh The testing center had a space for me and My GPA is up for me

21/8/2025, 12:25:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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- Miss Americana and the straight a prince - It won’t be a cruel summer for you! - I like shiny things but you’ll graduate with high Aa and Bs - You’re my my my my proctor - grading you was red - I knew you were testing when you walked in - it was enchanting to test you - I wanna be you A team

21/8/2025, 12:25:22 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

-Test jitters? Shake It Off! - A+? You Belong with Me! - head first, fearless - you know how to ball AND you know Aristotle -Nice to meet you. Where you been? I can help you pass incredible things. - here you will achieve your WILDEST DREAMS - acing the test never goes out of style

21/8/2025, 12:25:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y’all means all, partner.

A green lizard on a branch. Her name is Spike.
20/8/2025, 11:04:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😅 I am so not prepared

20/8/2025, 6:15:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent

Is this THE doctor?! What is wrong with this practice?!

20/8/2025, 4:39:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A skeletal hand knocks on the window with a stethoscope. Your sneezes have called her. You have summoned Dr. Neversneezer Scrooge.

20/8/2025, 1:57:51 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am shutting my door. My most important client is telling me something in 31 minutes.

18/8/2025, 5:28:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I await to see you appear as a character. 👀

17/8/2025, 6:51:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me more 🍿

17/8/2025, 6:39:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s probably Cuomo.

17/8/2025, 4:04:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A big bad is stealing the rats. Everything is finnnnnnnne.

17/8/2025, 4:01:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unsleeping City 3: The Rat-pture

17/8/2025, 3:58:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😭 🍕

17/8/2025, 2:57:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does the pigeon say?

Drawing of a pigeon holding up a blank banner with its wings.
17/8/2025, 2:07:35 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have not heard good things about curved monitors. I am also not a tech person so take that with an unhealthy amount of salt.

17/8/2025, 12:39:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope we will be doing @nerdfarters.bsky.social prompts this October! I miss collective sillies.

15/8/2025, 11:56:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kristen Arnett (@kristenarnett.bsky.social) reposted

every little thing she does is panic

15/8/2025, 1:22:15 AM | 86 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need you to predict the next cardigan drop to ensure my silence.

14/8/2025, 3:17:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gemma is psychic.

14/8/2025, 2:31:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kelly jensen (@heykellyjensen.bsky.social) reposted

“None Of These Books Are Obscene”: Judge Strikes Down Much of Florida’s Book Ban Bill This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books. bookriot.com/penguin-rand...

14/8/2025, 12:25:05 PM | 7146 2247 | View on Bluesky | view

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Queen Diet Pepsi, grandma of the group chat, we love you!

14/8/2025, 3:56:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 3:13:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gemma yes.

14/8/2025, 3:10:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥹💖

14/8/2025, 12:58:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ten saxophones are too many, Hank!

Drawing of Hank Green holding 10 saxophones and 10 rubber ducks.
14/8/2025, 12:45:17 AM | 58 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do my claws count as legs?

13/8/2025, 12:08:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got a CD.

12/8/2025, 12:01:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Taylor goes into her eepy girl era and starts releasing stuff mid day instead of midnight, I will be so happy.

12/8/2025, 12:00:29 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dftbaRachel❤️‍🔥 (@dftbarachel.dftba.social) reposted reply parent

paul review meme painting but i’ve edited taylor’s face over paul’s and her coat is now orange
12/8/2025, 2:49:23 AM | 22 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe in Egg.

12/8/2025, 2:27:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But Gemma, there could be cardigans!

12/8/2025, 2:14:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex ❤️‍🔥🐞 (@idkalexig.dftba.social) reposted

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Taylor swift screaming in an orange blazer with fire
12/8/2025, 2:12:05 AM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)

Nerds, heads up. This user is messaging everyone the same thing:

Dm from Alexsonic.bsky.social Hi, are you available? There’s something important I need to discuss with you, please respond asap.
12/8/2025, 1:05:48 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blair Waldorf and the text go piss girl
12/8/2025, 12:59:33 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Virgo efficiency! 👌

10/8/2025, 9:29:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a fellow Virgo, I second this motion. We need a third to remove her from the Zodiac.

10/8/2025, 9:15:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Girl you know Steph loves triangles! It is her favorite shape!

10/8/2025, 8:30:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES! The envisioning how the whole Bio classes was going to be disposed of after THE FAN?! A+

10/8/2025, 6:50:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roloxatox being a Virgo is the weirdest part of this to me.

10/8/2025, 6:47:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me on my way to read what she unleashes upon us.

10/8/2025, 6:07:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 6:03:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct.

10/8/2025, 6:00:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would it help to distract you with the theory that Stephenie Meyer is announcing the Jacob/Ratatouille book on 9/11?

10/8/2025, 4:57:36 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sammi🐍🖤 (@sammisrepera.swifties.social) reposted

I love y’all🫶🏻

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13/11/2024, 12:56:25 PM | 1229 270 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re right. Maybe they are an Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas or The Christmas Toy family.

10/8/2025, 1:22:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Subway by Chappell Roan plays in the distance. (Very pretty!)

10/8/2025, 1:21:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why the Muppets are always trying to save their theater. 😔

9/8/2025, 10:05:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I… wha… no cheeses for us meeces?!

9/8/2025, 6:23:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need their answer!

9/8/2025, 6:20:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is inventing hair ties like Claire decided to invent all of modern medicine.

9/8/2025, 1:19:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We gotta find a bigger croc!

7/8/2025, 9:01:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s all that hoa hoa hoa hoa hoa.

6/8/2025, 10:59:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The blue hue of Twilight and hotdogs will rescue this week.

6/8/2025, 10:51:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She deserves a post panic sweet treat and so do you! ✨💖✨

5/8/2025, 8:03:26 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why did they punish us with so many pets in peril in media as children?

2/8/2025, 7:10:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes also DON’T

2/8/2025, 4:18:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 2:06:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have but their little paws can’t throw tables.

2/8/2025, 1:44:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view