Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Nadine the Supreme!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Nadine the Supreme!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Birthday girl must name pigeon!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
He got Amelie’d and he is so small he fell in a toaster. He forged podcasting equipment from the guts of the toaster to make this appearance. Please send an egg on a spoon.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)
Happiest of birthdays to @elisa.dftba.social! Thank you for being the coolest of cats, the doodler of coloring pages, the talk downer of stressed Hannas, and human servant of Potato, Patsy, and P-Olive.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
That is more my vibe, tbh.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Sooooooooo 🫣
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
How about we just pick that foot you can’t get a shot for?
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Tumblr is within us all and never stops tumblin’.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
As someone who go was given a Merthur edit recently, I can only conclude that we are in a time warp.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)
Happy Ginger Cat Appreciation Day, Howdy! Forever my ham sandwich.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
My electric fly swatter and I are on our way.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I get a lot of pictures of my dad’s cats but have to hear about major life events from my mom. Ah, parents.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
AH DOUBLE BIRTHDAY!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
The baby tiger chose you. You alone are worth.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
😭you drew stars around my scars but now I’m bleeding😭💔
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
As a big Downton gal, my review is Gilded Age is more fun on TikTok than in real life.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
This makes me nervous. 👀
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I’m just hoping he doesn’t make us run the mile today.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
In exchange I will teach a very bad hockey class that is mainly vibes.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Do I need to get into this sport?
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
He will live rent free in our minds forever.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Is this a campus gym?
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Is he elderly? Elderly workout outfits tend to be unique and inventive.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Jolly
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Not many offer this service in Nowhere, Texas. 😔
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)
If I could cut my hair with a sword, it would be the best. Be gone, long hair!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Can we have a little single with our thirst trap please? We are so parched.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I mean, if I could take a good photo, I would make an event out of it too.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Is it a variant or a single?!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)
Long may she reign. Gazoonkas!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I get the vibe they are jilted lovers.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)
Made a new friend at the grocery store. He keeps calling me cousin and wants me to buy some shady art on his steamboat. Should I trust him?
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Oh little Froggy. You have died.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
😮 my orange son is perfect
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Gimme dem toe beans
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Sibling love - every brother is a bean deep down.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Giving the beanple what we want.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Happy birthday! I can’t believe REN gets to pet Petri! Some are truly blessed!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
- it’s a test center, baby just say test - she’ll never get your testing like I do - this test is real, not studying is bad, the semester is alive back from the dead oooh The testing center had a space for me and My GPA is up for me
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
- Miss Americana and the straight a prince - It won’t be a cruel summer for you! - I like shiny things but you’ll graduate with high Aa and Bs - You’re my my my my proctor - grading you was red - I knew you were testing when you walked in - it was enchanting to test you - I wanna be you A team
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
-Test jitters? Shake It Off! - A+? You Belong with Me! - head first, fearless - you know how to ball AND you know Aristotle -Nice to meet you. Where you been? I can help you pass incredible things. - here you will achieve your WILDEST DREAMS - acing the test never goes out of style
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
😅 I am so not prepared
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Is this THE doctor?! What is wrong with this practice?!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
A skeletal hand knocks on the window with a stethoscope. Your sneezes have called her. You have summoned Dr. Neversneezer Scrooge.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I am shutting my door. My most important client is telling me something in 31 minutes.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I await to see you appear as a character. 👀
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Tell me more 🍿
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
It’s probably Cuomo.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
A big bad is stealing the rats. Everything is finnnnnnnne.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Unsleeping City 3: The Rat-pture
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
😭 🍕
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I have not heard good things about curved monitors. I am also not a tech person so take that with an unhealthy amount of salt.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)
I hope we will be doing @nerdfarters.bsky.social prompts this October! I miss collective sillies.
Kristen Arnett (@kristenarnett.bsky.social) reposted
every little thing she does is panic
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I need you to predict the next cardigan drop to ensure my silence.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Gemma is psychic.
kelly jensen (@heykellyjensen.bsky.social) reposted
“None Of These Books Are Obscene”: Judge Strikes Down Much of Florida’s Book Ban Bill This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books. bookriot.com/penguin-rand...
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Queen Diet Pepsi, grandma of the group chat, we love you!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Gemma yes.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
🥹💖
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Do my claws count as legs?
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I got a CD.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)
When Taylor goes into her eepy girl era and starts releasing stuff mid day instead of midnight, I will be so happy.
dftbaRachel❤️🔥 (@dftbarachel.dftba.social) reposted reply parent
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I believe in Egg.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
But Gemma, there could be cardigans!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Virgo efficiency! 👌
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
As a fellow Virgo, I second this motion. We need a third to remove her from the Zodiac.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Girl you know Steph loves triangles! It is her favorite shape!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
YES! The envisioning how the whole Bio classes was going to be disposed of after THE FAN?! A+
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Roloxatox being a Virgo is the weirdest part of this to me.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Me on my way to read what she unleashes upon us.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Correct.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Would it help to distract you with the theory that Stephenie Meyer is announcing the Jacob/Ratatouille book on 9/11?
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
You’re right. Maybe they are an Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas or The Christmas Toy family.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Subway by Chappell Roan plays in the distance. (Very pretty!)
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
This is why the Muppets are always trying to save their theater. 😔
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I… wha… no cheeses for us meeces?!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
We need their answer!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
She is inventing hair ties like Claire decided to invent all of modern medicine.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
We gotta find a bigger croc!
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
It’s all that hoa hoa hoa hoa hoa.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)
The blue hue of Twilight and hotdogs will rescue this week.
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social)
She deserves a post panic sweet treat and so do you! ✨💖✨
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Why did they punish us with so many pets in peril in media as children?
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Yes also DON’T
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
Hanna (@hannamaypost.dftba.social) reply parent
I have but their little paws can’t throw tables.