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@happytoast.co.uk

Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff. HappyToast.co.uk patreon.com/HappyToast redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore https://ko-fi.com/happytoast

created May 3, 2023

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Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

I'm no scientist but I imagine you'd get asbestos lung from it.

2/9/2025, 10:04:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

He's there to do some speeches on hating people

2/9/2025, 10:03:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

'I thought I killed him'

2/9/2025, 9:57:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Like a racist battenburg that stinks of mould.

Farage
2/9/2025, 9:57:04 PM | 144 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

They should refer to Farage as "Ex I'm a celebrity get me out of here loser"

2/9/2025, 9:52:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

From these two pictures I deduce you have eaten a heroic amount of cheese

2/9/2025, 9:50:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

#gbbo

Close encounters mud mountain
2/9/2025, 8:09:15 PM | 65 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Is that you protecting your "tiny minority" of domestic abusers that you're for some reason ok with?

2/9/2025, 5:41:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

No I'm talking purely about domestic abusers. Stood outside a hostel amongst women and kids, shouting about people who haven't yet been found guilty of committing the crime they themselves were found guilty of. Why are you ok with this "tiny minority" but not the one that might be in a hostel?

2/9/2025, 5:33:08 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

You're emphasising tiny minority like it's ok. These are known domestic offenders, not one accused one in a hostel. Actual abusers. Why are you not more angry about them? And that's only from the ones arrested, how many that the police didn't scoop up also have a record?

2/9/2025, 5:27:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

You say 'less than 1%' like it doesn't matter or isn't multiple domestic abusers/rapists walking freely amongst women and kids. Where are the protests about these dangerous protesters?

2/9/2025, 5:18:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Sorry, over 40% best to be accurate www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/uk-riot...

2/9/2025, 4:56:19 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

"Telling the truth" doesn't stop rapists raping though does it. Look at all the angry mobs whipped up by Facebook to demonstrate outside hostels, 60 odd percent have criminal convictions for domestic abuse including rape, how does saying that stop them from doing it again?

2/9/2025, 4:54:16 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

I guess if you assume everyone is in the FBI, tracking your movements its easy to pretend you're a special snowflake up against the world. Oh well, night night, enjoy your persecution complex.

2/9/2025, 4:24:20 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

It was a perfectly simple question, which country are you in? You're quick to judge others for theirs but seem afraid to mention where you are.

2/9/2025, 4:19:10 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

refusing to answer eh, always a sign of a strong argument and belief system.

2/9/2025, 4:14:09 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

yes but which one was it?

2/9/2025, 3:56:52 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Excuse the interruption, I'm curious, which country are you from and how is one person responsible for the crimes of people they've never met or had any influence on?

2/9/2025, 3:46:58 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

"can I shock you, there's nothing I like more than drunkenly facing off against our police and taking a brick, thrown by a comrade in arms, to the head and then the balls"

Starmer
2/9/2025, 12:05:07 PM | 172 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Glinner's needyt t-shirt
2/9/2025, 10:47:14 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

I thought by law they had to be 99p

2/9/2025, 8:35:42 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

I'm wondering if the anime porn ban is to wind Musk up

1/9/2025, 9:32:04 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

But the computer enhanced it, it must be true!

1/9/2025, 6:28:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Howdy (@captainhowdy.bsky.social) reposted

Looking good, champ.

Donald Trump and some flunky holding a rope to pull Donnie's arm up using a pulley attached to the ceiling. Donnie's been wheeled in on a sack barrow.
1/9/2025, 6:11:27 PM | 172 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Find something funnier

Gnome defence
1/9/2025, 5:43:07 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra (@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social) reposted

“He's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'...”

President Jaws.
1/9/2025, 5:23:12 PM | 118 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:38:38 PM | 128 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Get the creator of the image right, it's a repost. By complaining to the messenger (a repost of a repost at that) you're not achieving much at all.

1/9/2025, 1:28:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

It's the fact that he thinks it's only about a hat and makes no mention of the kid he stole from. Extraordinary demonstration of zero empathy.

1/9/2025, 11:54:36 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

I'm not sure what I can do about that seeing as I don't know where the wall is

1/9/2025, 11:14:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cookie.jpg

1/9/2025, 11:08:37 AM | 189 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

MPs

1/9/2025, 10:44:22 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

1/9/2025, 9:53:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Whoever designed these pedal bins made them way too tall

Six foot tall pedal bins
1/9/2025, 8:10:24 AM | 148 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Also such a great game

Yoda Stories (1997)
1/9/2025, 8:03:10 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

If you've not played it it's a Yoda stories style run around doing tasks for characters thing but with daily afterlife therapy sessions as you help ghosts come to terms with their deaths. It's lovely.

Cozy Grove title screen Cozy grove chat screen
1/9/2025, 7:55:20 AM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Love it when computer games change seasons. Cozy Grove (animal crossing for ghost bears with deep trauma) just turned orange and these new bugs and fruit and shells and..

1/9/2025, 6:59:22 AM | 66 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

According to a news Rudi Giuliani was hospitalised today by a White House hit squad so they can swap his vital organs for Donald's in a last ditch hope or resuscitating the dead president. They're not a blood match but they've shared so many other fluids the doctors think it'll work.

31/8/2025, 9:38:51 PM | 212 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

I saw the 7" single of Agadoo today, it has the dance moves illustrated on the back. I want to see the dance moves for this now.

31/8/2025, 8:18:48 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Sex Toy Story

31/8/2025, 5:44:53 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

If fruit had jobs Erotic 16k computer games Paintings of GIFs If doctors were car mechanics

31/8/2025, 5:29:25 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

You can't make a self defeating meme nowadays. Because of spokes.

31/8/2025, 11:31:48 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

I remember the morning well, it was the first real moment of internet misinformation, dozens of conflicting reports that she was or wasn't dead at overlapping times across various message board time zones.

31/8/2025, 8:42:12 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

If I was an eccentric millionaire I'd be carving instructions and how we went wrong in pictoglyphs into a mountain right now.

31/8/2025, 7:23:59 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

I've seen so many ai versions of the Weekend at Donnies picture I did. Why can't the software check the prompt and say 'someone's already done that joke' and not pointlessly burn the planet?

30/8/2025, 10:17:13 PM | 118 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

30/8/2025, 4:00:22 PM | 3527 403 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

nah, I was born and bred star wars

30/8/2025, 3:34:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

I've never been in to JCBs and things like a lot of men weirdly are, but I spotted one of these parked up by some road works and I think I want one. It's like something out of 2000AD and also is apparently a good boy who works on his own.

The friendliest little earth squasher you've ever seen. Remote trench roller
30/8/2025, 3:33:00 PM | 86 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Lol, when I look it's this 😂

Trump truth social full of an advert with a girl pointing at vaseline
30/8/2025, 2:03:19 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

I was using duck duck go

30/8/2025, 1:26:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

So many things wrong with that picture

30/8/2025, 12:21:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ItIsStevenRhodes (@400footghost.bsky.social) reposted

Every few words there's a new detail that makes this sound even better. (Apart from the "date tbc" bit)

Small article about an upcoming BBC show: Following Detectorists and Worzel Gummidge comes MacKenzie Crook's intriguing new comedy. A Manchester man with a missing girlfriend is given a recipe for a potion that allows him to tell the future. Given Crook's fondness for folky pastoral textures, Small Prophets - which features animated sequences and a rare yet welcome acting turn from Michael Palin - sounds like it could end up being extremely charming and special. BBC, Date to be confirmed
30/8/2025, 11:11:18 AM | 177 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Hello? What's happening? Am I a star wars?..

Trump ghost
30/8/2025, 12:04:17 PM | 407 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Howdy (@captainhowdy.bsky.social) reposted

💀

30/8/2025, 11:53:12 AM | 312 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Must just be band members having a remarkably similar accent

30/8/2025, 11:47:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

It was shown on late night MTV in the mid 80s I think

30/8/2025, 11:04:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Nothing to see, look he's off to enjoy a game of golf

Weekend at Bernies car ride
30/8/2025, 10:44:43 AM | 123 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Can I counter with A) The softness looks like an ai interpretation of a frame from the film B) It says Grok in the corner

30/8/2025, 10:28:14 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

I'm baffled by the lack of information on this. 30 years ago this was entirely what the internet was going to be about, obscure, researched, nerdy facts. Now it's just wrong links, adverts and ai regurgitating misinformation. Don't suppose anyone knows Nigel to ask him, or Kate for that matter?

30/8/2025, 10:21:04 AM | 50 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

No one knows, but he's not been seen for a couple of days, no public appearance scheduled over the weekend, not golfing.. something is clearly up

30/8/2025, 10:13:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

was just listening to the hounds of love remixes here

30/8/2025, 10:10:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

No fake images thanks, doesn't work if it's not real

30/8/2025, 9:11:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Probably expired, it's only temporary hosting

30/8/2025, 8:46:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Manuel (@robmanuelyeah.bsky.social) reposted

The worst legacy of the Beatles is that singers are expected to be writers to be legitimate. No one complains that Dame Judy Dench didn't write Shakespeare.

image
30/8/2025, 8:31:02 AM | 457 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Mistook his spray tanned leathery skin for a thrown out sofa and f

30/8/2025, 8:27:56 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Hell of a time for Putin to be suddenly flying to China to discuss things, just general things, not taking advantage of a weakened US things at all, just things.

30/8/2025, 7:27:31 AM | 209 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incredible bread propaganda on talking pictures this morning

Bread the superfood
30/8/2025, 7:22:14 AM | 73 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

RFK is chasing doctors from the room and pouring raw milk down him right now.

30/8/2025, 6:27:03 AM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Chatter overnight that he’s not been seen for a few days and has no public appearances scheduled this weekend.

30/8/2025, 6:25:21 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

There’s a lot of chatter overnight pointing out he hasn’t been seen for a few days and has nothing public scheduled all weekend.

30/8/2025, 6:24:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Buckle up America

Weekend at Donnie’s film poster with the Trump sons holding up Donald
30/8/2025, 6:22:51 AM | 650 185 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Also the American public should sue or something for being lied to about the state of his health.

30/8/2025, 6:07:42 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Biden should make a public appearance, just out for a walk wearing a t-shirt saying Alive.

30/8/2025, 6:05:49 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

If trump has carked it you can bet that autopen is in action and the republicans are Weekend at Berniesing America as hard as they can.

30/8/2025, 6:04:43 AM | 100 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

I didn't know he played the piano

29/8/2025, 9:47:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

It's that Jeffrey Epstein song again #totp bsky.app/profile/happ...

29/8/2025, 9:39:06 PM | 94 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 (@bagpuss.org) reposted

Throwback to a thread last week when some of the greatest artists on Bluesky – and me – took the piss out of Gary Numan's Cars #totp

29/8/2025, 9:15:57 PM | 29 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Bow down #totp

29/8/2025, 9:16:27 PM | 60 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Breaking the rules and replying without definitely knowing, sounds like Planar at least and she appeared in the Comic Strip so knew them for sure.

29/8/2025, 9:07:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Is that Mike Reid with a perm? #totp

29/8/2025, 7:06:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Guy Garvey doing 1978 on Sky Arts #totp

29/8/2025, 7:02:41 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Can't help thinking it's just an advertising exercise. Hardly anyone outside of the US had heard of them before now.

29/8/2025, 6:55:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roxy Hart (@roxyhart.bsky.social) reposted

#TOTP

29/8/2025, 6:45:07 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Yes but why do adults like them?

29/8/2025, 6:44:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

This makes Fatboy Slim's format incredibly tedious #totp

29/8/2025, 6:40:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Was it? Thom's on the track.

29/8/2025, 6:36:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Play El Presidente you cowards! #totp

29/8/2025, 6:26:58 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Never understood the appeal of steps, like entertainers from a Butlins crèche #totp

29/8/2025, 6:18:04 PM | 62 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

She never met or I think even spoke to Armand van Helen until this year when Vernon Kaye hooked her up.

29/8/2025, 6:15:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Take two pianos in to a #totp studio? No I just wash and no that's not right.

29/8/2025, 6:12:29 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

I just went to look for a Mr Benn gif and it's full of weird AI Mr Bean

Weird AI Mr bean gifs
29/8/2025, 6:11:46 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are any of those notes meant to be in the song? #totp

29/8/2025, 6:01:39 PM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

No, dark, and now wedged in to a wall.

29/8/2025, 5:50:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Clearly a work car too, it's got some planks of wood and stuff in.

29/8/2025, 5:48:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Car crash outside the house and the clearly drunk driver has scarpered across the fields. Other driver just a bit bruised but both cars written off.

29/8/2025, 5:40:04 PM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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But why that and not Moff Tarkin or a grey suited Imperial? And why so many cantina?

29/8/2025, 5:04:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

very well, stopped before they were too white, didn't want them looking new

29/8/2025, 5:02:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Cheers fella, bit of milliput is all it takes

29/8/2025, 3:58:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent

Massive Oasis fan
29/8/2025, 3:58:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)

Nerd Alert! I always wondered why they made #StarWars figures for "Death Squad Commander" who no one noticed and not Rebel Soldiers who started the film, and if it was a mistake in production. Anyway, I made one from the other. Excuse the aging eyesight/shaky hand painting and near enough colours.

Death Squad/Star Commander and Rebel Soldiers from Star Wars Original Death Squad Commander and converted version to look like a Rebel
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