HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
I'm no scientist but I imagine you'd get asbestos lung from it.
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I'm no scientist but I imagine you'd get asbestos lung from it.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
He's there to do some speeches on hating people
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
'I thought I killed him'
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
They should refer to Farage as "Ex I'm a celebrity get me out of here loser"
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
From these two pictures I deduce you have eaten a heroic amount of cheese
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
Is that you protecting your "tiny minority" of domestic abusers that you're for some reason ok with?
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
No I'm talking purely about domestic abusers. Stood outside a hostel amongst women and kids, shouting about people who haven't yet been found guilty of committing the crime they themselves were found guilty of. Why are you ok with this "tiny minority" but not the one that might be in a hostel?
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
You're emphasising tiny minority like it's ok. These are known domestic offenders, not one accused one in a hostel. Actual abusers. Why are you not more angry about them? And that's only from the ones arrested, how many that the police didn't scoop up also have a record?
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
You say 'less than 1%' like it doesn't matter or isn't multiple domestic abusers/rapists walking freely amongst women and kids. Where are the protests about these dangerous protesters?
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
Sorry, over 40% best to be accurate www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/uk-riot...
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
"Telling the truth" doesn't stop rapists raping though does it. Look at all the angry mobs whipped up by Facebook to demonstrate outside hostels, 60 odd percent have criminal convictions for domestic abuse including rape, how does saying that stop them from doing it again?
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
I guess if you assume everyone is in the FBI, tracking your movements its easy to pretend you're a special snowflake up against the world. Oh well, night night, enjoy your persecution complex.
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It was a perfectly simple question, which country are you in? You're quick to judge others for theirs but seem afraid to mention where you are.
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refusing to answer eh, always a sign of a strong argument and belief system.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
yes but which one was it?
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
Excuse the interruption, I'm curious, which country are you from and how is one person responsible for the crimes of people they've never met or had any influence on?
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"can I shock you, there's nothing I like more than drunkenly facing off against our police and taking a brick, thrown by a comrade in arms, to the head and then the balls"
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I thought by law they had to be 99p
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I'm wondering if the anime porn ban is to wind Musk up
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But the computer enhanced it, it must be true!
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra (@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social) reposted
“He's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'...”
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Get the creator of the image right, it's a repost. By complaining to the messenger (a repost of a repost at that) you're not achieving much at all.
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It's the fact that he thinks it's only about a hat and makes no mention of the kid he stole from. Extraordinary demonstration of zero empathy.
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I'm not sure what I can do about that seeing as I don't know where the wall is
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MPs
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If you've not played it it's a Yoda stories style run around doing tasks for characters thing but with daily afterlife therapy sessions as you help ghosts come to terms with their deaths. It's lovely.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
Love it when computer games change seasons. Cozy Grove (animal crossing for ghost bears with deep trauma) just turned orange and these new bugs and fruit and shells and..
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According to a news Rudi Giuliani was hospitalised today by a White House hit squad so they can swap his vital organs for Donald's in a last ditch hope or resuscitating the dead president. They're not a blood match but they've shared so many other fluids the doctors think it'll work.
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I saw the 7" single of Agadoo today, it has the dance moves illustrated on the back. I want to see the dance moves for this now.
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Sex Toy Story
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If fruit had jobs Erotic 16k computer games Paintings of GIFs If doctors were car mechanics
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You can't make a self defeating meme nowadays. Because of spokes.
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I remember the morning well, it was the first real moment of internet misinformation, dozens of conflicting reports that she was or wasn't dead at overlapping times across various message board time zones.
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If I was an eccentric millionaire I'd be carving instructions and how we went wrong in pictoglyphs into a mountain right now.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
I've seen so many ai versions of the Weekend at Donnies picture I did. Why can't the software check the prompt and say 'someone's already done that joke' and not pointlessly burn the planet?
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
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nah, I was born and bred star wars
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I've never been in to JCBs and things like a lot of men weirdly are, but I spotted one of these parked up by some road works and I think I want one. It's like something out of 2000AD and also is apparently a good boy who works on his own.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
I was using duck duck go
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So many things wrong with that picture
ItIsStevenRhodes (@400footghost.bsky.social) reposted
Every few words there's a new detail that makes this sound even better. (Apart from the "date tbc" bit)
Captain Howdy (@captainhowdy.bsky.social) reposted
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HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
Must just be band members having a remarkably similar accent
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It was shown on late night MTV in the mid 80s I think
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Can I counter with A) The softness looks like an ai interpretation of a frame from the film B) It says Grok in the corner
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I'm baffled by the lack of information on this. 30 years ago this was entirely what the internet was going to be about, obscure, researched, nerdy facts. Now it's just wrong links, adverts and ai regurgitating misinformation. Don't suppose anyone knows Nigel to ask him, or Kate for that matter?
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
No one knows, but he's not been seen for a couple of days, no public appearance scheduled over the weekend, not golfing.. something is clearly up
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
was just listening to the hounds of love remixes here
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No fake images thanks, doesn't work if it's not real
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Probably expired, it's only temporary hosting
Rob Manuel (@robmanuelyeah.bsky.social) reposted
The worst legacy of the Beatles is that singers are expected to be writers to be legitimate. No one complains that Dame Judy Dench didn't write Shakespeare.
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Mistook his spray tanned leathery skin for a thrown out sofa and f
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Hell of a time for Putin to be suddenly flying to China to discuss things, just general things, not taking advantage of a weakened US things at all, just things.
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RFK is chasing doctors from the room and pouring raw milk down him right now.
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Chatter overnight that he’s not been seen for a few days and has no public appearances scheduled this weekend.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
There’s a lot of chatter overnight pointing out he hasn’t been seen for a few days and has nothing public scheduled all weekend.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
Also the American public should sue or something for being lied to about the state of his health.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
Biden should make a public appearance, just out for a walk wearing a t-shirt saying Alive.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
If trump has carked it you can bet that autopen is in action and the republicans are Weekend at Berniesing America as hard as they can.
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I didn't know he played the piano
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
It's that Jeffrey Epstein song again #totp bsky.app/profile/happ...
Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 (@bagpuss.org) reposted
Throwback to a thread last week when some of the greatest artists on Bluesky – and me – took the piss out of Gary Numan's Cars #totp
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Bow down #totp
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Breaking the rules and replying without definitely knowing, sounds like Planar at least and she appeared in the Comic Strip so knew them for sure.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
Is that Mike Reid with a perm? #totp
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Guy Garvey doing 1978 on Sky Arts #totp
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Can't help thinking it's just an advertising exercise. Hardly anyone outside of the US had heard of them before now.
Roxy Hart (@roxyhart.bsky.social) reposted
#TOTP
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Yes but why do adults like them?
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
This makes Fatboy Slim's format incredibly tedious #totp
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Was it? Thom's on the track.
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Play El Presidente you cowards! #totp
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Never understood the appeal of steps, like entertainers from a Butlins crèche #totp
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She never met or I think even spoke to Armand van Helen until this year when Vernon Kaye hooked her up.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
Take two pianos in to a #totp studio? No I just wash and no that's not right.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
I just went to look for a Mr Benn gif and it's full of weird AI Mr Bean
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
Are any of those notes meant to be in the song? #totp
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
No, dark, and now wedged in to a wall.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
Clearly a work car too, it's got some planks of wood and stuff in.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
Car crash outside the house and the clearly drunk driver has scarpered across the fields. Other driver just a bit bruised but both cars written off.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
But why that and not Moff Tarkin or a grey suited Imperial? And why so many cantina?
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
very well, stopped before they were too white, didn't want them looking new
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reply parent
Cheers fella, bit of milliput is all it takes
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HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk)
Nerd Alert! I always wondered why they made #StarWars figures for "Death Squad Commander" who no one noticed and not Rebel Soldiers who started the film, and if it was a mistake in production. Anyway, I made one from the other. Excuse the aging eyesight/shaky hand painting and near enough colours.