Tan lines are, in fact, a current fashion trend.
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Tan lines are, in fact, a current fashion trend.
How do *we* speak about Led Zeppelin?
I wish you’d used the correct capitalisation in order to avoid reader confusion.
Ohhhhh 😹
This just made me think. Why *are* they called unicorns? They don't have one corn, they have one horn (the prefix "uni-" means "one" or "single". It comes from the Latin word ūnus, meaning "one".). They should be called unihorns.
Travelling to a new place... I've never come this way before.
Biggest band on the planet? Nah.
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TBF, they should be called things like Plumber’s Van Close, Fridge In The Front Garden Street and Weird Neighbour With Curtains Always Closed View - just so they are more realistic.
And here’s how 4DX cinema was invented.
I understand the reference :)
And Nanna's.
A bunch of new-builds have sprung up near our house. I laughed when the roof of the Showhome blew off one windy day.
It's worse when someone grabs them off your face as they say 'ohh, can I try them on'.
Do You Want To Play A Game?
Pause populating. Repopulate. Think. For. A. Minute.
TBF, ‘Speed Bumps’ is a shit name. Perhaps ‘make the Corsa wankers slow a little bumps’ may be more appropriate?
Shirley it depends on the road and the conditions. Shirley?
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Adjustable spanner? How bloody tight are the shower heads that you encounter? They are usually just hand-tight.
I don’t think that article excuses the use of 10’s though - it is perfectly readable and understandable as 10’s or 10s (depending on the correct context).
Have fun 👌
“Michael”. Mum, is that you?
Well, no, the packet would belong to 10.
Well, do you know belongs to 10 that fish fingers come in?
10’s what?
The carcass of a dead rat? Do I win?
An unexpectedly weird response. You either need to stop drinking, or have a beer and chill.
Have you got a power tool that can drive spaces in between your full stops and the subsequent letters?
I hope they enjoyed it. Did they give any to dad?
I feal your pain.
I have read and re-read this a few times but, nope, I have no idea what TF the author is trying to say. Doesn’t FessHole have any kind of sense-checking on posts?
Well, yes, obviously.
No wonder they think beans on toast is wrong.
The sauce would be coloured with whatever E Number Vermillion Red is.
Yeah - that’s the point!
There were some classics - I liked 'Name something that is red' (my jumper), and 'Name a type of ache' (Fillet of fish).
But then have wireless headphones...
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Or a very small city where everything is in walking distance, such as Ripon. However, Ripon is devoid of culture - it just has Friday night pub fights and kids in Corsas driving like dicks.
Thank god the kids are back at school today.
This is possibly the first time I have seen “they’re” being spelt correctly on social media. All is not lost.
Try them. You may be surprised.
I hate Stag Weekends. I've never been on a Stag Weekend. 🤷♂️
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*chilli
Pulled pork chilli is a food of the gods - slow cook the pork for around eight hours, pull, then cook with other ingredients as a normal curry. Much nicer than beef.
Perhaps he’s fallen off the wagon, eaten half a pig, and is now in a meat-coma.
The Dysentry? I am sure they headlined Download in 2019.
I used to do similar as a spotty teeenager, but it was Cheddar and HP Sauce (no butter).
Eddie Izzard did this as a sketch (but with pears) a good 20 years ago.
Or just think about how you pack.
TBF, if they said it was some ergonomic mousepad/wrist lifter I might have entertained the idea that is was based on truth, but yeah, my pillow is a keyboard sounds bollocks, and, if they rolled over, it could actually spell out b0llOck5z
Esc.
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Nah, there will be interns being paid disgracefully low salaries for the 'prestige' of getting to work for some International MultiCorp.
Well I have seen quite a few films featuring plumbers and bored housewives...
You hear odd noises that you suspect to be a burglary taking place, so, rather than call the police (after all, surely you'd want to ensure your neighbourhood is safe), you immediately post on Fess Hole?
Poppycock
1: Why would they get a ticket? 2: What does insurance have to do with it? (based on UK law).
So you make up a few hundred metres and end up in the same congestion?
Have a coffee.
*Bad rap (and, besides, they are not wrapped).
If there is any kind of cream in the sauce, then it isn't a proper carbonara, and he should be immediately dumped.
He was a Bad Boy.
Any exam, in any subject, requires a degree of critical thinking. English. Mathematics. Art. Geography. The list goes on.
Yeah, he is pretty hot. I get it now 😹
EngFish
Fish?
It depends on the depravity of the shopper…
Billy Connolly wants a word. Or is it two? Fuck off. Fuck off off off.
‘Caught’ is playing a tough one here.
Bono is so insignificant that it doesn’t matter how we pronounce his name.
Ehh?
I’m sorry, but Holiday by Green Day and Somebody Told Me by The Killers are *TWENTY YEARS OLD* What the actual fuck! When I was a kid, twenty years ago was black and white old shite.
Christ on a fucking bike - you are a retired psychologist, yet you spout this bollocks. I assume the psychologist career wasn’t too successful. (Deliberately no question mark at the end of the sentence).
Stop. Think for a minute. You may surprise yourself.
I hope you proofread the reference.
“Full humans”. Ehh?
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Well, the Opin does actually make it clear with how it is written (with a lower-case “u” and “n”).
Bravo!
Ahh thanks, I didn’t realise you’d noticed 😘
Vinyl is vinyl. An album is a collection of songs.
They said physical albums, not physical vinyl. I can only assume they meant CDs.
Until winter.
You lemon.
So, which brand? Henry or Hoover?
Yes of course they will. 👀
Switch on VPN. Search 'BBC'.
You're taking all this far too seriously 😘
A moo-ving suggestion.
Raleigh have I read such an evil Fess.
We've barely had a drop of rain all summer, there's plenty of skiing in Scotland (the whole of the UK can expect snow most winters), and we have several (temperate) rainforests. Ohh, and Big Brother is filmed in the UK. (IACGMOOH is 4th in the all-time list). Ohh, and it's "your', not "you're".
What is the difference between Australia and yogurt? Given time, a yogurt will develop a culture.
Post of the Day
Genius, well done.
Do you really think that ‘Fess’ was true? Good luck in negotiating life if you did Captain.
Well, they made up the diagnosis, but I know what you are saying.
And just like GB News, this Fess is all bollocks and lies.