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might be down to teen years watching aussie soaps like 'neighbours' and 'home&away' but that's a very long time ago now 😁
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might be down to teen years watching aussie soaps like 'neighbours' and 'home&away' but that's a very long time ago now 😁
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how lovely
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life saving dahl with boiled eggs. usually spinach in here too but it’s MIA. delicious, simple lunch.
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i did lockdown three in henry VIII mode. put on two stone. something had to change or i'd have died. breaking my shoulder was perhaps the metaphorical kick up the arse i needed. glad i've changed. glad i enjoyed all the excess first. don't like feeling i've missed out on anything.
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yeah full of calcium. i need it for my shoulder. i like to get as many different seeds/nuts/berries/fruit into there as part of an 'eat the 🌈' philosophy. micro-nutrients. feed the biome. it becomes a habit. my wife asked me to stop cooking heavy french food and make healthy stuff fun. it's worked.
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so delicious. i used to crave bacon and eggs but it's yoghurt, nuts, seeds and berries these days.
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you stinker!
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Felix - the kid in the hat - used to be my flatmate. doesn’t look like that now 😁
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I aim to please 😁
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actually Irish but I enjoy language and slang. my aunties used to cut the head off chickens. grew up on farms.
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I wonder if he’s ADD?
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got enough super viscous pressure cooker stock now too 💪
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a lovely flourish
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pressure cooker pot roast chook tonight. made a cream sauce with finely sliced chorizo and a few other bits. glad I made a lot of spuds for that sauce 😋
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that skin looks deliciously crisp.
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she made £1 ha ha ha. nice day for it and I’m making a lovely roast dinner.
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lovely wife doing the Clapton jumble trail should anyone like to buy any old kids clothes. everything going for a pound and proceeds going towards a free place at her forest school.
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twats
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and there is zero character development in any of them. they are prisoners of personality and circumstance.
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hahaha I have long loathed that horrible contemporary aesthetic. dint have the money for Italian tailoring but that’s where my heart would be if money no object.
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a reboot of 'odd couple' with me in sportswear and americana while he swans around in carefully tailored bits.
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i married sandra dee but coach my main influence from this all timer. just look at those high tide rolls on his chinos with white hi-tops, marl sweat and melton wool baseball cap
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seems to have stopped diving in too.
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just had smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels with capers and shallots. YUM YUM YUM after 10k round the marshes. i LOVE sundays.
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le big guns.
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breakfast tomorrow before our hike around the marshes.
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wor alex ha ha ha
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they make a masala ketchup
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best hungover breakfast in the LDN
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it's almost as if we've kept a lid on him so we could suckerpunch the ev.
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tiny little arms.
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he's definitely a hearbreaker 💔
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yeah ted likes them clean as he just wants kewpie mayo. john patrick want's burger sauce. i went sticky korean citrus this week. had no scallions so used shallots cut into rings with roasted cashews for added texture and crunch.
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i'd like to see his head on a stick. parasite.
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cut wafer thin after being injected with brine to boost the weight. i need to go back to DIYing. stephen harris at the sportsman taught me how when i interviewed him for a thing about 15 years ago.
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ah, fair. i had chicken with ailoi and morteau sausage last time i was in there. a proper plate full of delicious food. none of your mimsy portion nonsense. nice people behind it too.
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yes good bacon SO expensive these days. sausages pack a lot of punch for their price point. bacon from M&S cut as thin as parma ham. not sure of it's point there.
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he's 18 now and 6'1" posting thirst traps on insta. he's also such a lovely boy.
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oooh i love vietnamese. colonial systems bad but secretly glad france could have their marvellous cuisine meat up with the east in vietnam. had my first experience of that food when lizzy studied in montpellier back in the very early 90s. summer rolls. nom.
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ooooh when in town always good to hit a target of opportunity. noble rot does an exceptional value set lunch.
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made this four years ago. think we need a rewind. corn season demands it 😁
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do you have no sauce on a bacon sanger?
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greedy daddy! but savoured every mouthful. we were out of marmalade so number one had dregs of damson & black pepper jam with wee splut of ketchup & wee spritz of sriracha. had a full pot of monmouth coffee too and now only 26 minutes until the mighty reds kick off against the ev. weekend bliss.
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now having a SECOND sausage bagel with mango chutney and ketchup 👹
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oooh and rarebit with a slick of mango chutney underneath sends it into the stratosphere.
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yeah but it's always nice winning early on a saturday. you can relax into the weekend. i don't want to countenance any other result.
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it was a boarding school thing. i was a really picky eater until i was 12 but liked mixing HP with marmalade for sausage sandwiches. fruit does go very well with pork but this was, initially, about making the most of limited resource.
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have two calabrian sausages in the oven now. going on a toasted bagel with some marmalade. i like the fruit punch with the pig.
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it was ever thus. got pre-match butterflies here.
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observe the basic principles but then let your imagination and larder do the rest.
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I mixed the adobo with maple syrup for some dusky sweet 😋😋😋
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i LOVE that onsen vibe.
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this was a nice lunch: pork chop adobo with sweet corn fritters and a pickled red pepper salas rosso. a tex-mex vibe. not remotely authentic but who cares if it's delicious?
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yes, be nice seems a good starting point. I can, of course, be cross but the older I get the less I want to go down that route. in a challenging world maybe it’s better to try and set a different tone? bit more inclusive.
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Bella my pleasure. cooking my way of showing love to friends and family. would be churlish not to talk anyone through the process.
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oooh I’m gonna have a sausage sandwich after soccer practice with Ted.
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gochujang with its fermented bean depth and heat the main takeaway. three times as much of that as sriracha. the zests of clementine and lemon added a delicious dimension. will let you know how it goes with our 15 year old when he returns from his sleepover. he’s the wing commander. a connoisseur.
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wish I could be positive about my father in anyway. very much in the spectrum but first stop is grandiose narcissist.
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flipping heck my dad was like that. he has to flood the channels with the same flipping records all the time. cannot listen to anything new. does our collective family head in. just plays endlessly on repeat.
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the lacto brine works so well with chicken. I don’t want to deep fry all the time but this route doubles down on succulence and my boys are wing connoisseurs.
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your posts about booze are one of the few things that still pique my interest about something I gave up 2 1/2 years ago. loved stumbling on a bargain like a random bottle of macallan or Japanese whisky that had loitered for years on a random shop shelf. literal treasure.
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same! keep it moving
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it’s sad because they stood up to that angry midget, de santis.
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the best of the best 🙌
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must be so good for guys and biome. all those different veg, pickles and funky bits.
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makes them more plump and succulent. I’d say they’re 50% bigger after marinade.
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oooh that would be nice.
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lovely crunch.
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I’ve got the audiobook and he narrates it himself.
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we get steaks as an occasional treat but I’ve not had much work on. that’s actually a really effective driver for health: no excuses for not going on a run 😁
Hassinator (@hassinator.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah I love fruit n veggies too think they’re about 80% of diet these days. so much happier for it too but miss my steaks and reverse seared Sunday roasts.
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I remember eating meat back in the olden days 😔
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skills 🙌
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sauce recipe in next post of my timeline 👇
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we smashed 🙌
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buttermilk/egg marinade then dipped in mix of plain flour, corn flour, bicarbonate of soba. then layered for a hot oven and dotted with butter.
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have another two batches in a holding pattern 🙌
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Ted only wants kewpie mayo on his but will be doing another batch for his brother tomorrow and he will love that hot sticky sauce. deep flavour bomb.
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I’m back next week. got an infection in some stitches and have had to swerve the steam and the shared ice baths.
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had a friend home from school back in 1980. he lived in hong kong and had never seen snow. have a photo somewhere of his first snowball bursting over his shoulder. one of those life touchstone moments. enjoy, chum.
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tonight i'm gonna watch new ep of danderdan with my 11 year old then maybe watch 'licorice pizza' again with his mum as ted hasn't seen it yet and wants to catch up with his big brother. domestic bliss. lovely day doing a few bits of work then lying in the sun.
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jono i'm very happy not leaving the house. seth managed by my best friend. went for dinner with him and his wife first at mangal one - delicious - then walked down to the venue. it's a 10 min cycle from my front door. a leisurely cycle though i do like to smash into that.
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new Korean sauce this time. made with gochujang, honey, soy sauce, sriracha, garlic, ginger, zest and juice of a clementine and a lemon. roasted some nuts to layer with shallots and coriander for extra zing and crunch. really good. freezing a batch of them wings in their buttermilk brine.
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sauce was so good.
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took two years. don’t tend to relish it but when it’s mates and a really good dj it’s still good fun. they all cracked on as I cycled home 😇
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crispy buttermilk Wong’s going in a gochujang Korean sauce I’ve bootlegged with fresh citrus zest and juice. tossing with peanuts and scallions but Ted wants his served clean so here we are.
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an Indian summer of just one day but nice to re-up the summer tan 😎
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excellent, he played for three hours and I was dancing for all of it 💪🥳
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poor lambs.
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poor lambs
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tory behaviour. it’s almost as if they have something to hide.
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first of the season. went well. i strongly advocate pre-blitzing your onion/garlic/chilli. when you cook it off you get such a deliciously viscous base.
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just delicious food you really want to stick in your face.
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yep. can't beat it.
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fam tucking into the rest of my lovely curry but none for dad as going to best mangal and then onto a party to see Seth Troxler play some house.
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looks like one of theirs but not mentioned in the sales pitch saundersmilitaria.com/shop/1950s-b...
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i face an automatic divorce if i ever buy another jacket. much as i ADORE them i love lizzy more.